Fandom: Marvel; The Avengers
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Character(s): The avengers; Bucky Barnes
Warning(s): None; Good ol’ fluff
Summary: Reader is much shorter than her boyfriend, Steve Rogers. Although she may be short, she is like a grenade. With the mouth of a sailor, a bad attitude, and a tendency to not follow orders, people would expect her to be with someone else. But she’s not, and it’s fun.
(Bet you were expecting a gif. Well fuck that.)
“Fuck!” You growled, climbing onto the counter. You had been trying to reach the cookies for over an hour.
“Y/N?” A soft voice entered your ears. You turned around and saw a tall handsome blonde, Steve. “What’s wrong?”
“I can’t fucking reach the goddamn cookies.” You hissed, jumping up to reach the cookies that were on the highest shelf.
“I fucking dare you to finish that word.” You snapped. Steve chuckled as he reached forward, grabbed you by your waist and set you on the ground next to him. Easily he reached up and grabbed the tasty treats off the shelf.
“Here you go sweetheart.”
“Tony you motherfucker!” You shouted, chasing after Tony who had drawn on you while you were napping. In red, black, and blue marker he had written the words Property of America on your ass. How he managed to do it, you didn’t know. But he did. He also managed to put the words America’s bitch on your chest.
“We all know it’s true!” He snapped, dodging furniture and other avengers.
“I am going to kill you!” You threatened, standing up on the kitchen table. Bucky and Nat looked up and immediately started laughing at the words printed on your body.
“Steve! Get in here!” Bucky called, laughing and holding his stomach.
“Guy’s, what happened?” Steve questioned, walking into the room. He looked up and saw the words written on your boobs and ass. “Y/N?” He blushed.
“Barnes. I will murder you.” You growled lowly, launching yourself at him, causing both of you to fall on the ground. You easily grabbed his hair and yanked it hard, causing him to let out a sound of pain.
“Hey! Paws off!” He snapped, tickling your sides.
“Guys!” Steve said, catching the attention of both of you. “Calm down.”
“Yeah! Calm down!” Bucky laughed. You landed a fist to his flesh shoulder, causing him to land one on your other shoulder.
“Y/N! Bucky!” Steve hissed, grabbed the collars of your shirt and Bucky’s and pulling you two apart. He pushed Bucky towards the table and forced you into a chair.
“Do you see what Tony did?” You questioned, pointing at your boobs.
“I do.” He grinned, staring at your chest.
“Pervert.” You smiled softly, pushing him away.
“I love you too.”
You absolutely loved pool parties. It gave you a reason to wear your new bikini. It was a two piece which had a Captain America shield on both breasts, red white and blue stripes everywhere, and the words Captain America on the ass. You had bought the bikini when you were shopping alone one day, and decided it was the best thing to buy.
You looked out at the pool and saw everyone already in the water. Nat was on Clint’s shoulders, while Sam was on Bucky’s shoulders, trying to play Chicken Fight. Thor, Tony, and Bruce were all tossing a ball around. Then there was Steve, sitting on the edge of the pool, probably waiting for you.
You smiled brightly and walked outside, causing everyone to look at you. You smirked and turned on the stereo before jumping into the pool. Steve was blushing furiously with a small smile on his lips.
“Hey captain.” You smiled flirtatiously.
“You got a new swimsuit.” He blushed.
“You like it?” You grinned, wrapping your arms around his neck.
“Get it Steve!” Sam shouted, seconds before he was flipped backwards into the water.
“Shut up guys!” Steve laughed.
“Y/N! You look hot!” Tony shouted.
“I know she does!” Steve grinned, pulling you in for a kiss.
This was really fucking fun to write. But you guys don’t care, you mostly came here to read some words. So… If you want, request something.