this may be shopped

C-ute as your best amigas

*I’m crying at this request send more

Yajima Maimi: Buff friend. Makes you feel bad for not being in shape. Offers to be your personal coach to watch you suffer. 

Suzuki Airi: Loud friend. Very Loud. Very aesthetic. Every boy and girl has a crush on her. Precious. Very Precious. 

Nakajima Saki: Quiet friend. Very Kyuuto. Likes photography. Will take you on a road trip for the sake of photography. The tutor. 

Okai Chisato: MEME QUEEN OHH BOI ALL HAIL ITS THE MEME QUEEN. The one friend who yells squidward deserved better in a kindergarten class.

Hagiwara Mai: Fashionable friend. Recommends you stores. Constantly asks you to go shopping with her. 


Friends of Tumblr, help me out!

As those of you who have followed me for a while or know me personally may already know, I HATE shopping with a passion. I loathe it with every ounce of my being and have zero patience for it. BUT, I’ve found a solution to my dwindling and dated wardrobe! This solution has been Stitch Fix.

Today, my stylist sent me five items, but these three are my favorites. I definitely can’t buy all three, so as an impartial audience, what do you think? I’m looking for versatility as well as a professional look for work. I’ve paired two of the items with a pair of leggings since I feel they could be casual or professional depending on what I wear them with, and all three I’ve paired with dress pants.

Which two do you think would serve me best? Feel free to reblog/reply/message me. I seriously want feedback!

Thank you in advance! 💕

P.S. I made a sad face in the one cardigan photo because I know I already have soooooo many sweaters…but I love them all so much and always want more 😍


Arrived in the post! The advent calendar with the wonderful @woodmansternecards 💚❤️🎄❄️☃available in @johnlewisretail or


I started my first business on October 22, 2016 on etsy named Shea Adora. I sell whipped Shea butter and solid lotion sticks. Both products can be sold unscented or scented: mango mango coconut, eucalyptus & tea tree oil, mai tai punch, and milk & honey.

This is my shop link

All of my products are handmade and made to order personally. The tubes are 2 oz, while the whipped butter comes in various ounces depending on the customer. Both products can be used in the skin or to seal natural hair.

Please support Black owned business. Send me a message with any questions.

Of great interest to scientists studying quantum phenomena, Horses are one of eight known multidimensional “keystone” species extant across the explored multiverse. Unlike most fauna whose multiplanar existences branch as they age, Horses begin their lives simultaneously existing across nearly infinite timelines which gradually collapse into a single life-line or “trunk”. Early research suggests this ‘backwards’ tree-of-life to be an evolutionary counter to their otherwise astonishing fragility; by starting at a massive existence advantage these quantum-entangled Equidae are better able to weather their nearly constant murder on the extradimensional level.

Unfortunately, this has the knock-on effect of every Horse having total awareness of their thousand daily deaths. This is why a Horse may suddenly startle at a discarded shopping bag or refuse to enter a trailer for transport; in a close worldline that Horse was consumed by a carnivorous Land-jellyfish or maliciously led into the maw of a Deathslug worshiped by the local human-analogue.

Smol!Yuri and Tol!Otabek Headcanons

❤️ Otabek is mostly the big spoon. Yuri loves feeling of being so safe and warm in the arms if his bear

❤️Yuri likes to sleep directly on top of Otabek, though. Curled up like a kitten.

❤️️Yuri can be carried home piggyback style after long days. He often falls asleep and Otabek just *dies*

❤️️Even though he’s shorter, Yuri definitely takes up more space. He still ends up being quite tall, even if Otabek is taller. Yuri’s just all legs.

❤️️Otabek loves it though. And tickles his feet.

❤️️Otabek’s jumpers drown Yuri. They’re a great Fashion Statement with his booty shorts.

❤️️ Yuri stretches (See also: shows off his flexibility) by putting his leg up on Otabek’s shoulder.

❤️Otabek may be able to reach all the high shelves when they go shopping. But Yuri can swoop down to the low shelves without even bending his knees. One leg in the air, and all.

❤️Otabek likes to wear Yuri’s t-shirts as ~crop tops~. Totally not to wind him up by showing off his abs though, not at all.

  • Ela: Meu aniversário é amanhã.
  • Ele: Eu sei amor, você acha que eu esqueceria uma data tão especial?
  • Ela: Obrigada, por isso eu te amo!
  • Ele: O que você quer ganhar de presente, amor?
  • Ela: Posso escolher o que eu quiser?
  • Ele: Sim.
  • Ela: Quero um anel de diamante.
  • Ele: Feito.
  • Ele deu um beijo nela e foi embora, as horas vão passando, ela vai ao salão de beleza, vai na manicure, vai no shopping, compra o mais lindo vestido, o mais caro, o mais belo, e chega o tão esperado dia.
  • Ela está linda, toda produzida, parece uma princesa de contos de fadas, então seu namorado chega.
  • Ele: Você está linda!
  • Ela: Obrigada.
  • Ele: Eu te amo.
  • Ela: Eu também te amo!
  • Ele: Você me hipnotizou tanto que estava me esquecendo do seu presente.
  • Toda ansiosa, a garota abre o presente e leva um susto.
  • Ela: Você me deu uma boneca, credo!
  • Então a menina joga o presente para longe...
  • O garoto corre o mais rápido que consegue para salvar a boneca, na correia ele é atropelado por um carro que vinha em alta velocidade. O que era festa virou uma tragédia. Ele é socorrido e levado para o hospital, mas nada adianta, morre depois de algumas horas.
  • A menina sente-se muito arrependida, chora a cada minuto quando se lembra de tudo.
  • No enterro a menina chora e abraça a boneca com muita força. Ao apertar o brinquedo, a garota fica chocada, pois a mesma diz "Feliz aniversário, quer casar comigo?". E então cai um bilhete no chão que diz, "Pegue o anel no bolso esquerdo da boneca, espero que você goste. Eu te amo."
Hai mai...

1. Hai mai ricevuto una proposta di matrimonio?
2. Hai mai urlato in un locale pubblico?
3. Hai mai dato informazioni erronee solo per il gusto di farlo?
4. Hai mai insultato qualcuno fino a farlo piangere?
5. Hai mai partecipato a una manifestazione?
7. Hai mai bevuto per tutta la notte?
8. Hai mai piantato un albero?
9. Hai mai incendiato qualcosa?
10. Hai mai sentito dolore fino a piangere o urlare?
11. Hai mai baciato qualcuno del tuo stesso sesso?
12. Hai mai fatto un tuffo da un'altezza di almeno di 10 m?
13. Hai mai assaggiato un cibo coreano?
14. Hai mai pensato seriamente al suicidio?
15. Hai mai odiato?
16. Hai mai avuto esperienze sadomaso?
17. Hai mai lavorato in un bar?
18. Sei mai stato in un sexy shop?
20. Ti sei mai perso in una città sconosciuta?
21. Hai mai tirato dei bidoni?
22. Ti sei mai innamorata/o di un amico/a?
23. Hai mai fatto yoga?
24. Hai mai fatto esercizi tantrici?
25. Hai mai assistito ad un incidente stradale?
26. Sei mai stato legato?
27. Hai mai giocato a squash?
28. Hai mai avuto un colpo di fulmine?
29. Hai mai fatto un video hard?
30. Hai mai sentito la mancanza di un ex?
31. Hai mai giocato a briscola?
32. Hai mai tenuto un diario segreto?
33. Hai mai fatto sci fuori pista?
34. Hai mai fatto jungle trekking?
35. Sei mai stata/o con uno/a più piccolo di te?
36. Ti sei mai spacciato/a per qualcun altro?
37. Ti sei mai arrampicata/o su un albero?
38. Hai mai desiderato che una notte non finisse mai?
39. Hai mai fatto una pazzia per amore?
40. Hai mai fatto il bagno di notte?
41. Hai mai fumato il narghilè?
42. Hai mai scritto una lettera d'amore?
43. Sei mai stato/a sospeso/a da scuola?
44. Hai mai perdonato?
45. Hai mai fatto un incidente in macchina?
46. Sei mai stato vittima di uno scherzo?
47. Sei mai stato alle terme?
48. Sei mai stato a vedere un gran premio di formula uno?
49. Hai mai fatto parasailing?
50. Hai mai mentito spudoratamente?
51. Hai mai fatto un murales?
52. Hai mai visto la barriera corallina?
53. Hai mai fatto la/o stronza/o?
55. Hai mai ricevuto i complimenti per qualcosa che sai fare molto bene?
56. Sei mai stato in un campo nudisti?
57. Hai mai scoperto che qualcuno a cui tenevi ti sputtanava di nascosto?
58. Hai mai rotto degli oggetti per rabbia?
59. Sei mai stata/o al telefono più di 2 ore?
60. Sei mai scappato/a di casa?
62. Hai mai partecipato a un rave nei boschi?
63. Sei mai stata/o a casa di uno sconosciuto?
64. Hai mai detto una cosa e subito dopo hai fatto il contrario?
65. Hai mai fatto abitualmente spuntini di mezzanotte?
66. Hai mai fatto sesso in chat?
67. Hai mai spiato dal buco di una serratura?
68. Hai mai origliato a una porta?
69. Hai mai camminato su un tetto?
70. Hai mai conosciuto un travestito o una trans?
71. Hai mai letto più libri in un giorno?
72. Hai mai fermato qualcuno per strada per conoscerlo?
73. Sei mai stato/a in un tempio buddista?
74. Hai mai fatto la sauna?
75. Hai mai avuto modo di tradire?
76. Hai mai preso una multa?
77. Sei mai stato/a inseguito/a da cani inferociti?
78. Hai mai ricevuto delle proposte oscene?
79. Hai mai fatto un provino televisivo?
80. Hai mai fatto di tutto per rendere felice una persona?
81. Hai mai fatto break dance in mezzo a una strada?
82. Sei mai stato/a ai Caraibi?
83. Hai mai incontrato qualcuno conosciuto in chat?
84. Sei mai stato/a ad un concerto?
85. Hai mai guidato senza essere in grado di farlo?
86. Hai mai fatto giochi alcolici?
87. Hai mai visitato più posti all'estero che in Italia?
88. Sei mai stato/a ad una festa della birra?
89. Sei mai andato/a da qualche parte dicendo a tutti che andavi da un'altra?
90. Sei mai stato/a ricoverato/a?
91. Hai mai suonato in un gruppo?
92. Hai mai corrotto qualcuno (anche per poco)?
93. Sei mai stato/a raccomandato/a?
94. Sei mai stato/a iscritto/a ad un partito?
95. Sei mai stato/a tradito/a?
96. Hai mai desiderato una persona per mesi senza riuscire a dichiararti?
97. Hai mai avuto una “storiella” in vacanza?
98. Hai mai desiderato di andare a vivere all'estero?
99. Hai mai viaggiato senza biglietto?
100. Sei mai stato/a single per scelta?
101. Sei mai stato con qualcuno per passatempo?
102. Hai mai volato?
103. Hai mai avuto incubi ricorrenti?
104. Hai mai girato nudo/a per casa?

Companions, Guides, Thoughtforms, Oh my!

What follows are my personal definitions that I use to define and describe spirits.

THOUGHTFORMS These are human-created spirits. This does not make them weaker, smaller, or less “real” than spirits born of Nature. Humans are, after all, powerful creators. So the spirits we create are equally as real and valid as those born elsewhere. Thoughtforms may be sentient or they may not be. Many tend to gain sentience over time. They are often created for a purpose, such as to be a guardian, a friend, or to perform a specific task. Thoughtforms may become companions.

COMPANIONS These are spirits that are our, well, companions! They may be thoughtforms or nature-born. Companion spirits may serve many roles, such as guardians, guides, teachers, and friends. Companions are found in life; people are typically not just born with companion spirits. Companions these days are often bought in a shop, but they may also be found through journeys and adventures. A person may have an unlimited amount of companions.

GUIDES Guides are spirits that are different than companions. Guiding spirits are often assigned to us at birth or at stages of our life when we are in need. Most everyone has guiding spirits, baring very special circumstances. Some guides are with us for life, and others come and go. There are guiding spirits of every circumstance in life, for example the guiding spirit of Heartbreak. He goes to a person experiencing heartbreak and guides them through this hard time. When they are healed, he moves on to the next person. Sometimes guides will want to be with you regularly in your day to day life. Other guides ask to remain undisturbed and will only be with you in your times of need. New guides may be sought out by talking to your old guides, prayer, and petitioning a deity.

GUARDIANS Guardian spirits are those spirits which take on a role of protecting someone, a place, or a thing. In this context we are talking about personal guardians that keep us safe. A guardian may be assigned to a person in the same way that guides are. They may also be sought out by talking to your old guides or guardians, prayer, and petitioning a deity. Guardians may be called on in times of danger, when you sense something bad is going down astrally or magically or in general, or even in circumstances such as nightmares, astral travels, or any time you are feeling unsafe.

anonymous asked:

OK this may sound odd but what fabric shops would you recommend in the LA area. I know you no longer live here but any advice helps, since joanns does have its limits in fabric options and in your experience is it any cheaper than Joanns or am I paying just as much?

The garmet district is what you want to do. 

Shopping in LA Fabric District

What you want to do is – HIT UP MICHAEL LEVINES FIRST BUT DONT BUY ANYTHING. Maybe pick up your pattern. Check out how much fabric you need according to the pattern, etc etc. Search the store for the fabric you need, even if you see a perfect match, leave it, don’t buy it. Trust meeeee. You’re basically making this your garaunteed last resort. I know it already seems a great deal compared to Joanns’ money grubbing prices, but trust me.

Head out to the streets and start walking up and down 9th. From Maple to San Pedro. CHECK EVERYWHERE. North shops usually have the best SPANDEX and stretch fabrics, lace and sequins. SOUTH shops usually have upholestry, leather and vinyl (there’s exceptions but this is what I noticed.) 

I garauntee you any stock of fabric at Levines is avaliable in all the surrounding stores and they will sell it way short for a bargain! 

PROTIP: Never say yes first. If you ask one of the workers in the off stores “How much is this a yard?” and they say “12,” even if thats an amazing price, still just nod and say “Thanks” and start walking away like you dont want it. They WILL ALWAYS go lower. They’ll start telling you “11! 10– 8 for you!” Especially if they know you want 2-3 yrds or more.  But don’t get intimidated either, they’ll try to corner you into saying yes. Just wave them off, tell them “Ill take a picture and come back? I just wanna compare.”  Seriously, even if you see the perfect one at one of these places for the best price, just wait until you hit all the stores. You have no idea how many times i bought something and regretted it 5 minutes later when I saw an even better version. 

Second Protip: When they ask you how many yard you want, always say 2-3. Even if you need seven. Because they’ll give it to you for cheaper if you only want that much. Then when you say, okay, ill buy it for 4 bucks a yard, as he’s measuring it out, then say “ACTUALLY can I get 5?” 

Here’s some of my favorites:

L.A. Alex has the CHEAPEST notions. Zippers, elastic, velcros, thread, muslin, etc. They are AWESOME for all extra stuff you need. Way cheap. 

JOURNAL has some of the most interesting fabric on the block, unique textiles like dancewear or lace, usually exclusive to them. This is where I found that rare ass pre-pleated suede fabric for Kylo Ren’s sleeves and the awesome shimmer-non-sparkle spandex for Miraculous Ladybug. 

.99 Fabric a yard. Literally as it says. 99cents a yard biittcchhh. I ALWAYS hit this place up because you always need cheap ass broadcloth, poplin, CHIFFON or Taffeta. He’s got it all man. Its awesome for basic shit. 

City Fabric has the best FUR and FLEECE selection you’ve ever seen. 

Mora Tex is a favorite of mine. The guy here loves cosplayers and the fabric I get here is always rich and stunning looking. I bought my Astrologian Velvet, Dishonored purple and grey suede. Kylo’s outer tunic, Rey’s tunic and shoe wool, Lavellan’s trespasser tunic, and so much NICE suiting. Basically any heavier, richer type fabrics you can probably find here. 

Trim 2000 Plus is the place I found my Inquistor buttons. This place is like a gold mine for buttons. They have the most interesting shit for super cheap. I spent like 5 bucks on both Emily and Corvos diamond cufflinks and royal button getup here.

Jerry’s all Trims. My favorite trim store!!!  He has everything! Belts too! Great for any trims, tassles, or piping you made need. AND HE LETS YOU BUY THE WHOLE ROLL OR BY YARD. I bought all the leather cord here for our Solas necklaces. And every gold piece of my Astrologian cosplay.


-Parking in LA FABRIC district is hell on earth. The spots up by Jerry’s All trims is my secret spot, those are usually free (2 hr maximum). You can check side spots too, like between maple and san pedro, but don’t feel bad about pulling into a parking structure and paying the 7 bucks. Its not so bad. 

-Stores close around 6:00 on weekdays and saturdays. 

-WHILE PARKING IS FREE ON SUNDAY. A lot of these shops aren’t open. LA Alex and the the button store are closed for example. Button store is also closed mondays for some reason? AND EVERYTHING CLOSES BY 4 ON SUNDAY. 

-AWAYS bring cash. Lots of stores don’t take card. Or they will charge you extra for using it. There are ATMs inside some stores. But the service fee is like 3-5 bucks. YUCK. 

-Theres a random costume shop on 9th street that sells gloves. SKIP THIS. I know your tempted to buy everything at once, but this guy is way overpriced. Order your gloves on ebay for $1, trust me. 

-Best time to go is in the morning on a weekday, if you can manage it. Saturdays are hecka busy but that sometimes it a great thing cause the shops are ready to bargain.

-North of San pedro is NOT A GOOD AREA. Don’t park there. And if you’re leaving to go to Little Tokyo afterwards, turn around, take another street. 

So a guy walks into an ice cream shop..

He asks the clerk ‘hello sir may I have a quart of vanilla?’

The clerk politely responds 'Im sorry we’re fresh out of vanilla’

The man clearly disappointed says 'ah shucks alright I guess I’ll just take a pint of vanilla’

The clerk slightly agitated states 'Sir we are completely out of vanilla. I don’t have anymore.’

The man lets out a sigh and says 'ok ok fine I’ll just take a cone of vanilla.’

The clerk gives him a blank stare for a moment and says 'sir spell the straw in strawberry’


'Spell the choc in chocolate’


'Ok now spell the fuck in vanilla’

'But there’s no fuck in vanilla’