this man is perfection i tell you

anonymous asked:

how about Iroh x Happiness?

Let me tell you something. There are very few things in the world that I love more than Zutara and Harmony, but Iroh x Happiness is without a doubt one of them.

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

Although I’m sure Iroh probably did his fair share of sins during his military campaigns back in the day, I can only see the man he was during the actual time line of the show.
So based on that….
I want Iroh to wake up every day and be able to do whatever brings him joy. Whether if that involves playing Pai Sho, challenging Boomi and Aang to bending matches, pestering kitchen staff over their lack of skill in the art of preparing tea, or attending political meetings with his nephew (aka his most precious adopted son) so he can advise but also make Zuko crack a smile or two.

I want Iroh to open his own tea shop–one in the Fire Nation and another branch in the Earth Kingdom because of nostalgia and pretty Earth Kingdom ladies.
I want Iroh to find love and companionship again in a woman if that is what he wishes.

By everything good and holy in the world, let Iroh swell with pride and joy every time he notices what a wonderful, incredible man and leader his nephew has become. To have Zuko in subtle and sometimes not so subtle ways show his uncle his deep respect, love and appreciation for him. All of that because it’d make Iroh so blissfully happy.

I desperately want Iroh to be able to dote on and enjoy his grandchildren; I think he’d be the most amazing grandfather, constantly taking care of the little ones, telling them stories and taking them on mini adventures; feeding them sweets before dinner time and teaching them how to play instruments and bending stances.
And of course, telling them of how ridiculously grumpy and sulky their dad used to be. Katara would laugh and play along adding her own testimony, while Zuko would sulk and pout.
Actually, I want Iroh to become everyone’s grandfather.
So have Iroh work closely to Zuko in reconstructing the Fire Nation and the New World. Have Iroh participate in the Fire Nation market and festivals, telling the young and impressionable tales of his travels and the lessons they should take from his stories. Have Iroh participate in debates, let him lecture in universities and give bending classes. Have Iroh teach children how to play pai sho and the Tsungi horn on Music Nights.
I think Iroh would enjoy feeling needed and busy again.

But most of all, let Iroh spend his days enjoying the company of his family.
Have Iroh arm wrestle with Toph while exchanging colorful advice.
Have Sokka take Iroh on wild hunts while they bounce off invention ideas off each other.
Have Iroh remind Aang he is still only human–and “still very much just a kid”–when Avatar duties get too heavy. Let them talk about their beliefs and tactics.
Please let Iroh spend peaceful evenings with his nephew full of laughter and long conversations.
Let Iroh change diapers and give baths to little water bender babies with their father’s golden eyes but with their mother’s temper. Let him get soaked from head to toe only to just create steam to his grandchildren’s delight.
Let him have tea and sweet breads with Katara every day at 3pm so they can both talk and relax from the day’s events.

JUST LET IROH BE HAPPY, ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!!!!
As long as he is with those he considers family, he will be.

Send me a ship and i’ll rate it

anonymous asked:

What is worse: Thomas not returning or Thomas returning, but rejecting Flint?

That’s a no brainer really: Thomas rejecting Flint, for a multitude of reasons.

1) While Thomas will have changed just as Flint and Miranda did, for a man who was said to have forgiven Peter Ashe, I would be so upset if they would make James the one person he doesn’t forgive. Peter isn’t any better than Flint. Peter has had god knows how many pirates executed, and betrayed Thomas’ loved ones for power (and I’m sorry but I will never believe he did it because of Alfred’s threats, you don’t get gifts when you’re being blackmailed). If they’re going to tell me he can forgive Peter, can forgive perfect strangers who do things just as bad as Flint, that he can’t empathise with James when he was also betrayed, but he just can’t forgive James, I can’t accept that, I really can’t. Thomas means more to me than I can properly convey (as have Flint and Miranda ofc), and I wouldn’t be able to handle that.

2) Another reason I can’t accept it: no one can convince me Thomas didn’t already know about James’ darker side. You don’t have that kind of soulmate, deep connection with someone and not know them. The proof Thomas knew is in the book inscription (I know it’s not solid evidence, but it’s a pretty good indication)

3) I can’t bear to watch my very favorite otp be ruined that way. They had their love used to destroy them and have their lives ruined. They lost Miranda because of it and now she’ll never come back. They had their lives ruined in part because of homophobia, and knowing that the people who destroyed them would ultimately have won because they will have taken away their happiness and love for each other… I don’t think I could stomach that. (Note: I am not calling the show homophobic. I just think it would be really fucking depressing) They’ve suffered so much, that would be so unnecessary.

tl;dr if they’re going to bring back Thomas only to make it end badly, then what’s the point really; they already gave them a bad ending once, why not just leave it there? Thomas not coming back at all would be preferable if that’s the case. At least then they (and we) have all the love and good memories in tact and are not getting tortured with more what ifs.

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Oops……….dick slip. This is a guy at a street cafe in my Neighborhood and he was on his ipad oblivious to the fact his very large soft penis was hanging out of his shorts. I saw him sit down at the table with his ipad and coffee and I can tell you he was not intentionally exposing himself I saw him sit down and I watched as it slipped out of his shorts on its own. He never onece touched himself and his penis remained soft tbe entire time he sat there. His Circumcised soft floppy hairy White Man Penis was absolutely Positively huge it was a Absolutely Incredibly Beautiful Perfect Circumcised Penis !!!. Thanks dude for not wearing any underwear you made my day.

the older i get the creepier it seems to me when men make a big deal of how young a woman is. when i was young it seemed normal for men to mention she’s nineteen with that certain type of eyebrow move, that knowing look passed between them. it seemed normal because i felt mature; i was mature in all accounts - twenty-five year olds who called me attractive were just stating the obvious. i remember the summer of my eighteenth year being drunk by a river - and having a man tell me i was the perfect age.

it is frightening to me that twenty-five is when women stop being considered attractive, that thirty is “old”. it is frightening. a girl at nineteen is still a teenager. i think often of the men in movies who have kissed women literally half their age and i wonder - how can that be enjoyable? you have her entire lifetime, doubled. she could be your daughter. 

the most telling i think is the way they act when they find out my face - so close to that of me at eighteen - is a lie. that i’m older than they think. they recoil as if i struck them. they find another fish to hunt.

maybe it’s me and how sensitive i am about everything. but i see eighteen year olds and at twenty-three i am already wondering how i didn’t notice that older men are predatory. how i didn’t notice that there’s a time stamp on my beauty. how i didn’t notice how incredibly creepy the fascination with eighteen is; how odd it is that the fixation on skinny lends itself to looking that same underdeveloped age, innocent and fresh. how did i not see this.

21 things black men don’t hear often enough

1. I love you bro. We don’t tell each other as men how much we mean to each other. There is no weakness in that. Only strength, solidarity, and power.

2. You don’t have to be perfect. You just have to commit to getting better.

3. Someone is depending on you, to be exactly who you are.

4. Read more. You have time to read 12 books a year (which is more than the average American). We also aren’t average.

5. Showing and sharing your emotions isn’t a sign of weakness. Paying attention to how we feel helps us become more in tune with what’s actually going on.

6. Your mental health matters. You can’t “work yourself” out of your mind. Emotional trauma is very real and worthy of our time. We’ve been through a lot recently.

7. Living is an act of resistance. You are going to live, get out all these dreams, and thrive – despite the odds.

8. You are a descendent of kings. Seriously, don’t bow your head to life. You were built for this.

9. Their opinion won’t pay your bills, or build your dreams. They won’t always see your vision. Not everyone is supposed to.

10. Failure isn’t a tattoo. Learn how to take the Ls and move on. Adapt and overcome.

11. Getting this money, and doing good, aren’t mutually exclusive. You just have to be clear on your non-negotiables and stand by them.

12. You don’t have to ask for permission to be excellent. Go for it.

13. “Everybody eat’s b” – Ace Boogie. Seriously, we can all get what we want to out here. Helping people doesn’t make you a sucker. Do have boundaries though.

14. There is absolutely nothing wrong with working for someone else (even if you’re from Harlem), but it pays to think like an owner. Signing the front of a check is very different than the back.

15. #BLACKLIVESMATTER

16. If someone knocks you for your 9-5, they (1) aren’t your friends and (2) they don’t know about your 6-10. Keep going.

17. Start owning when you can. Pay yourself first. These loans ain’t loyal.

18. We don’t need to prove anything to anyone. You’re excellent and it’s perfectly okay to still be warming up.

19. Try to take care of yourself. I love Popeyes, but what we put in ourselves can actually kill us. Exercise, eat well, and get active. Put some $$ on your jumper, and invite your team out!

20. Learning how to cook is a great look. Seriously. Watch a couple Youtube videos, hit Home Goods, and start cheffing.

21. “Someday” is never going to show up on the calendar. Write that book, send that tweet, record podcast. Don’t opt out, especially not right now.

Things that Irene has probably texted Sherlock:

  • Nice to know that you’re not dead #confirmed
  • You literally died for John Watson and you’re letting his fiance get in your way?
  • I thought you were braver than that Sherlock
  • I didn’t kidnap John and bring him to an abandoned power station for this
  • Why can’t you just fucking tell him
  • Oh look, now he’s getting married. This is your final chance.
  • FOR GOD’S SAKE
  • Sending you flowers for luck. Hope your man visits you in hospital soon.
  • DID YOU JUST SHOOT A MAN FOR HIM.
  • SHERLOCK, REALLY
  • You’re hopeless
  • Do you mean to tell me… that you still haven’t told him
  • Look now his wife’s dead, this is the perfect chance
  • YOU
  • Nice going Sherlock, but I don’t think John would appreciate the drugs very much
  • Do you really have to listen to every word his dead wife says
  • Thank god for your knight in shining armour
  • Tell him already Sherlock, not many people would come barging through a door with a fire extinguisher for you

Bonus:

  • Happy Birthday you fucko, you better have told him. I hope I’m finally going to get some peace
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Day 22

Imagine Being Harley Quinn And The Jokers Lover

For My Followers

“Babydoll,” Joker calls making you turn around. You’d been watching Harley dance on stage. “Come tell Mr White here about yourself.” Grinning you slink to Jokers side and wink at the man sitting across from him.

“I’m (Y/N) Mistah White, it’s nice to meet you,” you greet and offer a dainty hand. The buff man takes it and shakes gently. He seems a lil scared of you. “Mr J keeps me around cause I gotta knack for getting people to tell the truth.”

“I ain’t no liar,” Mr White snaps and you frown. Leaning across the table you get right up on his face and smirk.

“Baby tell me is Mr White tellin the truth about those shipments for me,” Joker requests and slaps your butt. You squeak but grab the mans face.

With perfect efficiency you delve into his kind and pull the information you want.

“J he is! Oh and he thinks Harls and I are quite pretty,” you exclaim and leap into Jokers lap. “Isn’t he nice?” Joker chuckles and kisses your neck possessively.

“For sure babydoll. Now how bout you go dance with Harley for awhile while I finish my business,” Joker suggests and you nod excitedly. He gives you a quick but rough kiss before shooing you away. Getting to your feet you skip up to the stage making Harley giggle.

“Cupcake! Come up and dance!” Harley cheers and you hold up your hands. Harley swings you up and pulls you in for a fierce kiss. Upon breaking for air she twirls and dips you while you cackle.

A gunshot rings out in the club but you barely notice. Not long after Joker strolls out and holds his arms out for you and Harley.

You and Harley jump down and into his arms each of you kissing his cheeks.

“How do my girls feel about a midnight drive?”

“Sounds fun puddin!” Harley agrees.

“Vroom vroom!” you sound and Joker laughs.

“Lets go then dolls!”

~~~

That was the last night you saw your Harls and your Mr J for a long time.

I was thinking more about LeFou in the new B&tB movie. I just saw it a second time.

Yes, his flamboyant behavior was over the top but his lusting after Gaston?! PERFECT. Let me tell you why.

Gaston is in love obsessed with Belle because she’s the most beautiful girl in the village. K, right? Makes sense. He pines after her and won’t give up, right?

Enter LeFou. He is the EXACT same way. He is obsessed with Gaston because he is the hyper-masculane dude, the pinnacle of a man, just the way Belle is the pinnacle of a women.

They both hopelessly lust after “perfect” version of their desired sex.

~spoilers~

The difference? When Gaston began showing his true colors, LeFou was like “bitch nah” and then when Gaston betrayed LeFou? He picked up Mrs. Potts and was like “fuck the villagers, they’re wrong”

tl;dr: LeFou was overly flamboyant which was slightly offensive but his character development was ON POINT

4

That Which You Cannot Undo  by: uraneia

Because the man standing on Stiles’s front porch is easily the most attractive person Stiles has ever laid eyes on. Cheekbones like cut glass. Stubble so even you could sand a canoe. Dark hair, straight nose, eyes like a watercolor painting. He looks kinda pissed. Stiles thinks, Damn, I wish I’d put on real pants.

Then he gets a hit of the guy’s aura and makes time for even more regrets.

Before he even knows it’s a tell he’s stepping back, already calling on his spark, letting power gather at his fingertips, though Goddess knows he can’t pull enough to put down a werewolf. Not one this powerful. The taste of all that strength is fresh, simmering just beneath the surface.

Stiles can see the second the guy figures out he’s a witch. His nostrils twitch and his eyes flash red.

But he doesn’t look angry anymore. In fact, he just seems… surprised. “Uh,” he says as his eyes fade back to green-brown. “Hi.”

Stiles lets the magic dissipate. It takes the last of his headache with it, and he curses himself for not thinking of that earlier. A little adrenaline rush goes a long way. “Hi,” he parrots. “Um. So you’re a werewolf.”

The man nods. “And you’re a mage.”

With a snort, Stiles corrects the word. “A witch. I’m far too young to be a mage.”

That earns him a curious look, but the guy doesn’t ask for elaboration. “My name is Derek Hale. I’m looking for Dr. Martin.”

Of course. A ridiculously hot werewolf shows up on Stiles’s doorstep. Who else would he be there for? “Well, you’d better come in, then,” he says. He’s wary, but he doesn’t actually sense any malicious intent. “Have you eaten breakfast?”

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It’s a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

mlm who have been in abusive relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, rough relationships, aggressive relationships, or any relationship that wasnt soft or perfect or even good are so strong and valid. mlm who have had traumatic relationship experiences are perfect and wonderful.

nobody can tell you that you cant have been abused as a man, or even that you cant have been abused as an mlm. youre so strong and beautiful and i love you.

  • Tony: Honey?
  • Pepper: What?
  • Tony: Where’s my super suit?
  • Pepper: What?
  • Tony: Where - is - my - super - suit?
  • Pepper: I, uh, put it away.
  • Tony: Where?
  • Pepper: Why do you need to know?
  • Tony: I need it!
  • Pepper: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Tony: The public is in danger!
  • Pepper: My evening's in danger!
  • Tony: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Pepper: 'Greater good?' I am your girlfriend! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

anonymous asked:

(Praise the handsome and glorious thing that is Cell. Praise the adorkable thing that is him hitting on his student on Xenoverse. And praise you because you did a Semi-Perfect drawing that makes him almost cute♥)

PRAISE ALL THE CELLS! (Annnd there perfect cell goes and steals all the spotlight. BUT STILL)  I love this godamn bug, in every form. Were all practically married to him in xenoverse and we should all praise the entire existence of this glorious game AKA GODAMN DATE SIMULATOR. 

Overal, thank you so much dear :’D I am so glad aaaa! ❤️️

I’m one of those “look at my girlfriend” kind of people. Like I would take a million pictures of her; both when she’s looking and just in random simple moments I find her beautiful like when she’s sleeping or making coffee. I would post them everywhere to show her off and just always be like “HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS PERFECT CUTE HUMAN I GET TO CALL MINE” I’d tell random ass people “hey that’s my girl over there, isn’t she fucking beautiful” like idk man. I’d just adore the shit out of her and would want the world to know it.

  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf

♥ “ sweet nothing’s ” meme pt 2

part one is here 

  • “i just can’t get enough of you.”
  • “tell me again why you fell in love with me.”
  • “i love the way you moan my name.” 
  • “don’t cover yourself up around me.” 
  • “no one in the world compares to you.” 
  • “everything you do makes me love you a little bit more.” 
  • “you’re everything i’ll ever need.” 
  • “i wish you saw in yourself what i see in you.” 
  • “breathtaking.” 
  • “you’re ever man/woman’s dream.” 
  • “i’ll never get tired of this.” 
  • “i could lay here and look at you all day.” 
  • “stop putting yourself down, do you realize how perfect you are?” 
  • “tell me what you’re thinking.” 
  • “you remind me every day how lucky i am.” 
  • “i never thought i deserved someone like you.” 

Okay so we know that Jack is extremely competitive but I’d bet that he’d pamper the heck out of his bf because just, imagine him and Johnny at a carnival and Johnny sees a ring toss game and he’s like ooh mama you’re gonna love this- Jack pushes him aside very gently and proceeds to land three perfect shots and win a stuffed toy for Johnny.

Or just imagine them in a carnival in general. Johnny sees that mallet game and he can’t resist and he gets a pretty good score and looks very smug about it and is flexing so that he can impress Jack, but then Jack gets a turn, raises the mallet above his head and just straight up breaks the machine.

I mean Johnny loves his bf but Christ Jack, let the man live. You can’t be perfect at everything. Jack has to console Johnny after the carnival and buy him lots of cotton candy and also tell him he’s still very manly and handsome.

Divide Deluxe: Ask Game
  • Eraser: What is one thing you find comfort in?
  • Castle on the Hill: Name a favorite childhood memory?
  • Dive: Without saying who- what's one thing you wanted to tell someone but never did?
  • Shape of You: What's something that attracts you to someone?
  • Perfect: Do you believe in true love?
  • Galway Girl: Do you play any instruments?
  • Happier: Do you still miss the one that got away?
  • New Man: Have you ever changed for another person?
  • Hearts Don’t Break Around Here: Have you broken more hearts than have broken yours?
  • What Do I Know?: How would you change the world?
  • How Would You Feel (Paean): Who was the last person you told ‘i love you’ to?
  • Supermarket Flowers: Have you ever lost someone close to you?
  • Barcelona: Where would you go if nothing was standing in your way?
  • Bibia Be Ya Ya: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
  • Nancy Mulligan: Best story about how relatives got together?
  • Save Myself: What did ‘selflove’ look like for you today?
Episode 8 is the perfect episode so far for us Sheith shippers. Maybe it wasn’t as perfect as it almost was, but take it as them still discovering and growing their relationship.  Keith will realise, ‘like brothers’ isn’t the only way to tell someone- another man, how close you are to them, that there’s a larger spectrum of relationships and the way they work. I think it’s more exciting, because their relationship hasn’t stopped there, it hasn’t reached its definitive point. Korra’s and Asami’s didn’t stop at ‘we’re both Mako’s exes’.