this man is hilarious!

anonymous asked:

So I'm writing a radio show for literature and my script is about the main character eventually getting murderd for knowing to much about the killer. What should the killer's name & what should they be known by the public? (Example: The Zodiac Killer) All I know so far is that the character is female. It's been two days and it's due tomorrow...help?

Find a super normal name like Anna and give it to her.
No one suspects the common names people. 

Or call her May Day and when she is killing someone she knows they will be screaming May-Day and it would be hilarious. 

Idk man the possibilities are endless.
I like my killers to have a pun to their name.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
We throw around the word never likes its nothing but a small rose petal. The word never is a doubled edged sword. On one side it says ‘I will never leave you’ and on the other it says ‘I will never love you.’
—  The Word Never