this man is a fool

(I may be putting too much work into that April Fools’ Day swap, but man, it’s so much fun to play around with photo-editing websites.)


Isak and Even basically inventing the concept of “heart eyes” (1 / 2)

DANCE MAJORS AU Part 1 (Part 1.5Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3 finale) Hip-hop dancer Keith in a ponytail. Everyone is just so mesmerized when he dances on stage or even just during practice. Outside the dance studio, he’s a huge space nerd who’s got a secret crush on the contemporary ballet dancer next door who he may or may have not thought of asking out… next week or next month.

Redbubble Shop


self explanatory.

Stop assuming that women on the “plus sized” spectrum can’t pull men!

You’d be a fool lol

I’ll take your man, feed him good, f**k him right and send him back to you with a good heart 😏
(Kidding, I don’t condone cheating)

But seriously, fellas- get a hold of yourselves!
Regardless of what someone looks like, they’re still human!
Everybody is entitled to rejection- never forget that.

I was having a mimosa at brunch yesterday, and these guys came in across the bar and ordered “man-mosas.” A friend of theirs arrived, asked what they were having, and then asked what a “man-mosa” was.

“It’s like a regular mimosa, but for guys whose masculinity is fragile,” I answered loudly. Then I turned to profile, lifted my glass by the stem with my pinky daintily outstretched, and took a long, loud sip.

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His uncle Gerion liked to set him on the table during feasts and make him recite them. I liked that well enough, didn’t I? Standing there amongst the trenchers with every eye upon me, proving what a clever little imp I was. For years afterward, he had cherished a dream that one day he would travel the world and see Longstrider’s wonders for himself.
Lord Tywin had put an end to that hope ten days before his dwarf son’s sixteenth nameday, when Tyrion asked to tour the Nine Free Cities, as his uncles had done at that same age. “My brothers could be relied upon to bring no shame upon House Lannister,” his father had replied. “Neither ever wed a whore.” And when Tyrion had reminded him that in ten days he would be a man grown, free to travel where he wished, Lord Tywin had said,No man is free. Only children and fools think elsewise. Go, by all means. Wear motley and stand upon your head to amuse the spice lords and the cheese kings. Just see that you pay your own way and put aside any thoughts of returning.”

When you discover someone who makes you feel as if you are far more than this body that holds you hostage, you will presume it is far too perfect to be true. He will tell you everything you’ve ever wanted to hear. He will speak in dramatic tongues of how beautiful you are when you awake in the late evening, and how he adores the gentleness in your breath as you sleep. He will patiently await your next statement, hanging onto every word you say because he has become addicted to this Poison know as you. He will find new ways every day to leave your core quivering beneath his palm, desperately awaiting more of his touch, which never cieses to be both gentle and rough in the same instance. He will sink into the tub behind you when you’re attempting to relax after a long, stressful day only to wrap his arms around you and pull you into his masculine frame, just as he does when you lay at his side in the night. He will brush the hair from your face and wipe away every tear that falls from your mesmerizing eyes, because he will never be able to grow accustomed to seeing you cry. He’s going to listen to your chaotic ramblings when you’re caught up recollecting the past and all of its many disasters, because he hasn’t ever found a sound he adored more than your voice. He will show your selfies to all of his friends, never growing tired of seeing that bright smile of yours when you finally manage to call at midnight. You’ll find that even after your countless explanations of the fear he may leave, that he never stops reassuring you every time. He will grow silent at times, lost in a sea of his thoughts, but you need not worry, because he will remind you constantly about how you never leave his thoughts. He will buy your favourite scent of candle and snag a special treat before coming home to you, cautious when picking his gift because he knows how you’ve never been fond of ordinary things. You see, someday you’re going to find someone who makes you feel alive again. Someone who would swim across the oceans and tread through the most dangerous climates, just to hold you in person for a brief moment before you leave for work.
—  @darknesssetsmefree // And He Will Call It Love

Today’s excellent character of the day is Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender!!!

Iroh is a friendly and open-minded man!! But don’t let his funny and easygoing nature fool you! He’s an experienced firebending master and a brilliant strategist!! He loves his nephew, tea, and playing Pai Sho!! Keep on being excellent, Iroh!!