this man and his sign

the signs as walter white fuck ups
  • aries: getting pepper sprayed and arrested after yelling at a cop about his right to express his opinion
  • taurus: the pizza on the roof
  • gemini: waking up on the floor surrounded by popcorn to a voicemail from his ex-wife threatening to get a restraining order because of said pizza on the roof
  • cancer: getting high on meds and answering “which one” when skyler asked him if he’d brought his phone
  • leo: getting drunk and telling hank he was wrong about gale and heisenberg was still out there
  • virgo: his attempt at "talking with ted"
  • libra: getting fired after trying to make a move on his boss
  • scorpio: causing the 50th worst airplane crash in history
  • sagittarius: burning down half a million dollars and getting fire on his clothes when trying to put it out
  • capricorn: making a pros and cons list for murder
  • aquarius: his inspirational speech about the plane crash in front of the whole school
  • pisces: calling his son by the wrong name on his son's birthday

magnus won’t get seriously injured in battle because he has his omamori

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#coffee #shop #fluff

Prompts: @imakeaesthetics
Authors: @queenofthyme

Sorry, I’m late,” Harry said as he hurriedly tied on his apron. “I swear it was the tube this - What? What’s wrong?”

Harry took in his boss’s expression and realised he wasn’t in trouble for being late. If anything, it was his boss that looked apologetic.

“I need you to train our new barista,” Tonks said, a weak smile not quite reaching her eyes.

“Of course,” Harry answered automatically. He had trained new staff before. It wasn’t too hard as long as the cafe wasn’t overrun with customers. And it was only a Tuesday. “Are they here yet?”

Tonks jerked an arm behind her and stepped to the side so Harry could see. Leaning on the counter by the cafe’s coffee machine was a tall, blonde-haired man with pointy features and long limbs. He was wearing the standard cafe apron over a three piece suit and a crisp white shirt secured with silver cufflinks. Despite the cups piling up next to the machine left by the register staff, he didn’t appear interested in fulfilling any orders.

“He’s…a little difficult,” Tonks explained, “But he’s my cousin and I promised his mother I’d get him a job. I’ve been trying to teach him but he’s testing my patience. Can you please take him off my hands so I can do some accounting? Please?”

Harry looked the man up and down. The phrase ‘fish out of water’ came to mind…“He doesn’t look like he needs a job.”

“He didn’t. Until last week. His parents were just jailed for fraud and embezzlement. They lost everything.”

Harry supposed he should feel sorry for the man, losing his parents, losing his money all in one go. But when the man stood there, with a snotty, disinterested expression, dressed in the most inappropriate clothes, that a month of Harry’s shifts still wouldn’t cover, it was hard to feel anything but resentment.

He sighed and nodded at Tonks. “I’l teach him,” he agreed.

Tonks actually jumped with relief - making Harry immediately regret his decision - and clapped Harry on the shoulder appreciatively before wasting no time in rushing back into the office in the cafe kitchens.

Harry took a deep breath and rolled his shoulders back. He could handle a snotty rich kid. He headed over quickly, conscious of the mounting coffee orders.  

“Hey, I’m Harry,” he said on approach, holding out a hand. The man stared at it, his expression unchanging. “This is the part where you tell me your name and we shake hands,” Harry prompted.

The man’s lip curled. “Malfoy. Draco Malfoy,” he said, still making no move to shake.

Harry lowered his hand, already understanding why Tonks had taken the opportunity to run away when she did. “So, what do you know about coffee?” He asked.

That got a reaction. The man - Draco - pushed off the counter and stood up straight, staring down at Harry pointedly. “I’m not a moron. I know how to make coffee.”

Harry blinked back up at Draco for a moment. He hadn’t noticed from afar how impossibly grey the man’s eyes were.

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Kwon Minsik for H1GHR MUSIC

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Grudge Match

anonymous asked:

man, i don't even know what to do with kenny omega man; first he and kota slaughter us with their undying love. now, he riling the shit out of okada and making mr. stoic mcsparkles FEEL things like anger, disgust, irritation and maybe, just MAYBE some grudging admiration and respect. all while kenny just sort of flirts with him in his weirdo passive-aggressive way he did with kota. he's moving on in the most masochistic way possible, i think, although that title's a nice bonus as well.

okay this turned out more about kota/kenny because I hadn’t thought about Kota at all in the context of Kenny/Okada stuff till this came into my inbox, and then the information about Kota being in the G1 came out today and just. it got away from me.

In a wonderful post that you should all check out @mithen said “Kenny alternately taunts and pleads with [Kota] through social media” and I think that’s a great way to describe it.

A theme that arose in Kenny’s Kota-related interviews in 2016 was that Kota probably isn’t even on his level anymore.

“There are precious few people that can change the face of wrestling. It may even just be the two of us. So I’m going to stay here in New Japan, doing my best and waiting for him. (At the G1 finals) I finally surpassed him. I was chasing Ibushi for eight years and finally outgrew him. I hope that’s inspiration for him, right?” - Kenny Omega, Aug 28 2016 (as translated by Chris Charlton (which kenny retweeted))

He’s spent eight years chasing Kota. He wants Kota to come to him this time. He’s been waiting for him in NJPW. He’s been giving him “inspiration.”

Kota defeated Kenny the only two times they’ve ever been in singles competition against each other. Kota has also had matches against Okada at least twice that I know of (not counting Tiger Mask W, who is, of course, an entirely different person) and lost both times. Beating Okada certainly would put Kenny on a whole other level. Especially beating him clean which is something Kenny has been very focused on.

Kenny doesn’t just want to win. He’s made that clear. He wants to beat Okada. Because he’s not just after the belt and the power that comes with it. He’s after the knowledge that he’s better. Better than Okada. Better than Kota Ibushi.

if you look at it like that, one might almost say that he’s been baiting Kota in his current run for the title. I’m better than you. I’m better than you. I’m better than you. I’m doing things you never could. Come home and prove me wrong.

A man will express his sun sign largely because he consciously chooses to act this way, and he will express his ascending sign largely because his experiences have taught him to develop these qualities as a necessary tool for the effective functioning in his environment. But he will express his Moon sign because he can’t help it; this is his past and his heritage and his line of least resistance
—  Liz Greene
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You all asked for this.

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ERAWAN : THE YOUNGEST VALG KING

Manon’s senses honed to a killing calm the moment she laid eyes on the ebony glass table and who stood at it.Vernon: tall, lanky, ever-smirking, clad in Terrasen green. And a golden-haired man, his skin pale as ivory. No sign of the duke. The stranger twisted toward them. Even her grandmother gave pause.Not at the man’s beauty, not at the strength in his sculpted body or the fine black clothes he wore. But at those gold eyes. Twin to Manon’s.The eyes of the Valg kings.

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Happy Birthday to David Dastmalchian, an amazing and humble human being who is passionate about acting, comic books, his family & his fans.

fizia-mizia  asked:

Maybe Jackie and Marvin on a date with H1 and G1? ps ur art is gr8 <3

I like the way you think!

And thank you <3 I’m glad you enjoy my stuff

BTS Reaction: You Have Amnesia

@t0kistar said:

“Hello!☆ reaction, how the boys would react if you suffer from amnesia after an accident and you don’t remember them or your relationship with them. (Just thinking about how they would react destroy my heart 😢💔)”

Ahh, angsty! Here you go, love 💕 I wrote it in this format because I felt it worked best with this request. I’m sorry this took so long. Hope you enjoy! 😘


You and your boyfriend were driving down the freeway, arguing about something he had done at the party. You did’t even remember what it was he did, but you were so angry you started screaming at him.

“Will you shut up for one second!” He screamsed back while glancing at you. His eyes were off the road for only a second, but he didn’t see the other car jump the median, heading straight for you.

All you saw was a flash of headlights piercing through the darkness. Then came the high pitch screech of metal on metal, the sound of your bones breaking on impact. You didn’t have time to feel it before your head smashed against the dashboard, your airbag failing to deploy. Then the peaceful abyss of blackness overtook you.

He sustained serious injuries, but at least he woke up after surgery. You, on the other hand, were in a coma. Your surgeon said your brain swelled from the blow to your head, and it would take time for your brain to heal itself. The hardest thing for him was when he saw the massive bruising all over your face. You were barely recognizable.

Jin:

Once he’s able to walk after his injuries somewhat heal, he spends all his time at your bedside. Holding your hand, talking to you, just making sure you know he’s by your side. When you finally wake up, you let out some kind of whimper. Jin is immediately at your side, your hand in his.

“Oh, god, Princess. You’re awake,” he breathes, laying his cheek against your joined hands in relief, only for his heart to drop at your response.

“Who are you?” You recognize his voice, hearing it all day while you were in a coma, but you don’t know him. You pull your hand away, uncomfortable holding a strange man’s hand.

“I’m…I’m Jin, your boyfriend.” His voice breaks and he has to force himself take deep breaths to calm down.

You start panicking and crying, and Jin can only press the call button beside your bed and watch you at a distance, knowing any comfort he tries to give would only freak you out more. His throat aches from the effort to hold back his tears.

Once the doctor comes, Jin steps out of your room, closing the door behind him. He drops to his knees right there in the corridor, no longer able to contain his sobs. He feels his heart break, a physical ache in his chest, as his tears hit the white tiles.

Originally posted by lavender-kills

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