this makes me want to have a kid now

( alright I just got some really long bs that I’m not posting but here u go anon:
Guess what, doing and saying anti-Semitic things makes you anti-Semitic. “He wanted to see how far people on Fiverr would go” OK well bullshit buddy.
- He could’ve had them hold up a sign that just had nonsense on it, or a meme
- Not only is what he did anti-Semitic, he took advantage of the ignorance of those two men which isn’t any better

You’re telling me censorship is getting bad in the media? Man, sprouting ideals that actually you know. Endanger people’s lives, and not having that shit fly is censorship now? Are you fucking kidding me?
Saying and joking about such things Normalises Those Thoughts, and normalises people thinking of others as lesser.

Me bringing up my trans friends and my own black family does relate!! I’m not standing for racism as a joke, I’m not standing for homophobia and transphobia as a joke!! Because just like anti-Semitism as a joke, it encourages shitty thinking that PUTS US IN DANGER.

And you’re right, I do support that guy who punched a Nazi in the face. He thinks white people are the greatest and everyone who isn’t fully white or aligned with Nazism should be beneath them or dead.
I’d fucking punch him in the face honestly wtf never come into my ask again. Block me. )

Okay but guys we all thought that both Victor and Yuuri started behaving like two embarrasing parents since episode 8, but the truth is they’ve been treating Yurio like their own son since the series started.

Dad trying to give some advice.

REBELLIOUS CHILD THINKS HE KNOWS BEST “DAD, I MADE IT, STOP BOTHERING.”

ALWAYS BEING SUPPORTIVE TOWARDS HIS KID.

THIS BEING ONE OF THE FEW MEMORIES WHICH CAN MAKE HIM SMILE LIKE THAT.

NOW WE HAVE THE PATIENT DAD.

And this… they look like a family on vacations.

THEY JUST WANT THEIR SON TO HAVE SOME FUN.

BUT THE BABY BOY IS JUST TOO CLASSY FOR THIS TYPE OF TRIPS.

“OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DADS, I ALREADY TOLD YOU BOTH I CAN’T TAKE BATHS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, AND WHY CAN’T WE STAY IN A BIGGER HOTEL?!, THIS SUCKS I’M GOING TO BED.“

BUT FIRST GIVE ME FOOD.

AND A BATH. SUCH A DEMANDING CHILD.

Also…

Always be sure to teach your kids manners.

“OK YOU TWO, STOP WITH THE FLIRTING! YOUR SECOND HONEYMOON WAS WEEKS AGO.”

Always wants their attention.

PROUD PARENTS. “He’s grown so much…”

“Yeah, that’s our son!”

“We did a good job!”

*THE EMBARRASSING FLIRTING CONTINUES*

“I swear I don’t know them.“

“PLEASE DON’T CALL ME AFTER YOU BOTH KEEP FLIRTING LIKE TWO NEWLY WEDS ON LIVE TV.”

“I’M OUT OF HERE. BYE”

“I’LL CHANGE MY LAST NAME TOO, SO DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME.”

OKAY BUT JOKES ASIDE, I JUST LOVE THIS BECAUSE VICTOR AND YUURI ARE 27 AND 24, SO JUST IMAGINE, YURIO IS 15, HE IS STILL A KID, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING IT MIGHT HAVE BECOME A NORMAL HABIT FOR BOTH TO TREAT YURIO AS A YOUNGER BROTHER OR AS THEIR ADOPTED 15 YEAR OLD SON, HOW COULD THEY NOT?

JUST IMAGINE THESE TWO NERDS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET TO HAVE THEIR OWN KID?!

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Barry White Jr, a 5th grade English teacher in NC, has a special handshake for each one of his students

“I started with one simple handshake last year with a 4th grader. She would wait for me every morning before she’d go to class. She’d get in trouble sometimes for being late because she’d wait on the handshake. 

This year I started making handshakes with the kids at recess. It was just one or two students and then it became contagious. I saw how much it meant to them, so I said, ‘Come on. Everyone come on.’ Then it was my full class, then it was kids from other classes. Now I have 3rd graders wanting to do it too.”

it’s nice to see teacher who are more than just uniform, who care about their students, as the individual people they are and want make learning and school enjoyable for these kids and encourage them. I wish every student, regardless of race, would treat every teacher, regardless of race, like this!

ask me some stuff

I’ve gained a bunch of new followers lately so ask me so send me a number!!!

1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i’ll love you if…
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i’m talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want

Sportarobbie Headcanons

•The only way, known by the kids, to get Sportacus to eat any type of sugary food is to put visible fruit pieces in it (also it has to have a low amount of sugar in it)

•Robbie makes a few sportscandy smoothie popsicles and even adds blueberries on outside of them and Sportacus is just, very quietly staring at them and thinking, “Are they for me? Can I have one? I want one. Should I ask?”
•Robbie finally notices that the elf hasn’t blinked in the last two minutes and has been standing with the freezer open the whole time and says, “Sportacus? Are you okay?”
•Sportacus kinda just silently points at the popsicle tray and gives Robbie those damn puppy eyes before he can say no because he fears that Sport will DIE.
•Sportacus leaves with a sportscandy smoothie popsicle
•The kids are like, “WTF Sportacus?? You’re gonna die???” when they see him with it.
•Sportacus tries to eat them sparingly, but with all the different flavors Robbie makes….
•Robbie continues to push his luck by seeing what other sweets-turned-healthy-treats do and do not kill his boyfriend
•Sportacus all out refuses to eat anything cake related though
———
•Sportacus is absolutely enthralled by Robbie’s ears and somewhat vice versa

•"They’re so round!“
•He likes to touch and play with them
•He doesn’t like it when Robbie covers his ears with headphones or something of the sort
•"Use earbuds, Robbie!” “Why?” “…They’re safer and cause less strain on your ears?”
•In turn, Robbie plays with Sportacus ears at times, something Sport loves.
•"You could cut a man with these.“
•Sports ears are sensitive to touch and normally doesn’t let people touch them
•Robbie flicked Sport’s ear once and had to comfort him with ice packs for half an hour
•Robbie likes watching Sportacus’ ears display his emotions, rising when he’s happy, lowering when he’s upset and going straight when he’s mad.
•His favorite is whenever someone calls Sportacus’ name, they just rise completely upwards and even turn as he tries to pinpoint who needs him
•"They don’t do that!” “LISTEN.”
•In the rare occurrence that Sportacus tries to lie, his ears betray him by conveying his nervousness
———
•Sportacus likes all sportscandy, but give that man a bundle of cherries and he will never want to look at you again.

•"They’re cherries! They aren’t gonna bite! Get down from on top of the fridge!“
•"Not until you take them in the other room!”
•He hates the fact that they have pits
•He bit into a cherry, a little too quickly, for the first time and chipped his tooth
•Luckily he was a child when this happened so the new tooth was chip free
•He also hates how sour some of them are.
•They stain his teeth with their juice too and make him look like a vampire that just had a meal and he hates it
•"Eat one.“ "NEVER.”
•Robbie denies him hugs and kisses until he eats one.
•Sportacus, oh so reluctantly, slowly consumed a single solitary cherry and wanted to die the entire time
•"I thought you loved me, Robbie.“
•Robbie uses them as Sporta-repellent at times
•"I swear I will bring cherries into this household if you do not sit still and let me finish your outfit!”
———
•Sportacus does not understand sexual innuendo

•Robbie tried to use a “pitcher/catcher” joke and Sportacus arrived at his place ready to play actual baseball
•Robbie was half naked and Sport was just, “Is that how you’re gonna play?”
•Sport didn’t understand why he had to sleep on the couch

Looking out for students

It’s really easy for me to get frustrated with my undergrads, especially now that I teach over a hundred in a week. At my core I am an introvert, though I have a distant background in performance so when I’m in front of people I want to go all out, which exhausts me and makes me grumpy real quick. I get irritated when they’re late (which is fair, they need to be on time), their constant questions run me ragged when I literally just talked about this in the lecture, and when they don’t have their lab book by week 2? Come on now!

I have one student who checks all of these boxes. We’re supposed to give zeroes for being late, and not having the lab book on the second week should be a zero too.  He’s a really nice kid though, respectful and apologetic, and seems to be pretty smart. So I asked why he didn’t have his book yet. It’s only $12.50 at the bookstore. He said he was waiting to get paid before he could buy it.

No way is a nice, smart kid going to get a zero in my lab just because he couldn’t afford a book. I sought out a spare copy for him and told him to not be late to lab again. 

Fellow instructors, look out for your students. Don’t be another cog in the system that screws the vulnerable (this student is also black). And students, please talk to us! I know this stuff is hard to talk about, but if you don’t we might just assume you’re a slacker. I don’t like to assume the worst about people. I don’t get any joy out of penalizing students for blowing off lab. I want you to learn from me, and I will do everything I can to make it accessible to you.

I won’t pretend I solved all of this student’s problems, or that I deserve a Gold Star in Allyship. The least I could do was to not be complicit. The best we all can do is recognize moments like these and make the right choice.

anonymous asked:

You'll talk someday about how the Port Mafia is portrayed? ( not the bightest bulbs in the chandelier huh. Not the most subtle either) im not trying to rush you, it bothers me too and im just curious. I like your analysis. Have a nice day

Haha all kidding aside, I’ve been meaning to talk about them for quite a while now. It’s just that I want the stuff I write to make sense, because usually they’re self-indulgent rambles. And this one won’t be an exception, especially since I have so many feelings about Port Mafia.

Usually it’s the protagonists who are outmatched, outgunned, outnumbered, or just generally outclassed. Through sheer force of will and nakama power perfect teamwork do they come out on top. Even then sacrifices have to be made. At the start, the Armed Detective Agency seemed like it will follow this mold, but soon we are introduced to their abilities.

On paper and in practice, the abilities of the members of ADA greatly complement each other. This means that even with few active operatives who can work on the field, they got all bases covered. If this were an MMO they’d have Atsushi and Kenji as tanks, Atsushi again and then Kunikida for DPS, Tanizaki going for Assistance/Crowd Control, Fukuzawa as Buffer, Dazai as Debuffer and of course, Yosano as their Healer. Not to mention Ranpo, the formidable brains behind their operations (with Dazai as backup, or even vice versa).

Now let’s take a look at the mafia. Not counting Odasaku, in their group who doesn’t have an offensive ability? Ace? Sure, but his ability only applies to his subordinates, and anyway he’s also dead. See the problem? Chuuya probably has the most versatile ability in the mafia right now, but it’s either he takes great pride in his prowess as a martial artist or he just can’t think of creative ways to take advantage of the fact that he can, well, manipulate gravity. There’s also Elise, who seems to be “programmed” to be able to do feats no ordinary human can, but we don’t know much about her. Outside of these two, the one who impresses is Kajii. His ability sounded like a joke sure, but he knows how to make use of it and in the right circumstances, can be that one member to watch out for. There’s also talks about another executive member or two. Whether one exists we don’t know, but I can only hope they’ll possess an ability that is a supportive one, or something gamechanging like mind reading or memory wipe.

Don’t get me wrong! It is rather refreshing to see a team full of competent people, especially in their line of work where they’ll find themselves smack dab in the middle of dirty matters the police and the military would rather not handle. That they are well-rounded means it’s easy to imagine why the government would want their help, why they get the requests they do, and why they are favored to take on cases that will pit them against criminals/evildoers who have their own deadly abilities.

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i read a post about how jack and winnie are from the same era and i cried thinking what if they were childhood friends

TBH, I'm still bitter from when american kids treated me like shit cuz im Jamaican

Im sure lots of people went thru a similar experience tho.. Being made fun of for ur culture only to have the same people love it years later. Like.. U were mocking my food and language and now u want me to teach u to cook jamaican food and whisper patois in ur ear? It sucks balls.
That’s probably why I don’t fw anyone from middle/high school. Shit makes my blood boil.

Birthday Girl


Request:  Elijah x reader with prompt 7. “Can you stop staring at my ass” please ^^

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Originally posted by agent-69


As my birthday was coming closer i was getting more and more nervous. I wasn’t a birthday kind of a person. Never celebrated when i was a kid and i don’t celebrate now. But after i started dating elijah he started making big deals about these things. I was in a red dress and black stilettos after fighting with Elijah about a party. In the end he made me agree to have one and now i’m regretting it.

“Okay i really don’t wanna have this party. Can we just cancel it” i protested. I was standing in front of the mirror looking myself up and down. It’s not like i wanted the presents or the congratulations. But it was really nice that Elijah wanted to do this for me.

“You look amazing” Elijah complimented while walking over to where i was standing. He put his arms around my waist and kissed my cheek. “Let’s go down and say hey to your guests”

“Your guests” i corrected. Elijah chuckled and took my hands. We both walked out of our bedroom and down the stairs hand in hand. I saw Klaus talking to some woman making me disgusted. “Klaus our daughter needs you” i said trying to make the girl scared.

“What are you doing” Klaus whispered in my ear.

“Hayley isn’t here and i don’t think she would love you hooking up with some woman on the night you’re supposed to watch Hope” i whispered back.

“You have a kid” The blonde bimbo said. I nodded my head. She just shook her head before walking off. Klaus muttered a little “Thanks” before walking away again. The party was a success, i got a lot of gift and met a lot of new people. When the party was over Elijah and i fell onto the bed exhausted.

“Happy birthday by the way my love” Elijah said from behind me.

“Thanks… and can you stop staring at my ass please.” i laughed when i noticed where his eyes were. Elijah laughed before coming over and kissing my cheek whispering a little “sorry”

Wonho and you do “The Newlyweds Challenge”

Author: Admin Kyun

Artist: Wonho (Monsta X)

Genre: fluff, humor

Length: medium

Originally posted by no-ass-namjoon

-’so, today, y/n wanted to prove to me how much of a stalker she is by making me do this-’

-’hoseok im not a stalker i am your girlfriend ???’

-’right’

-’so, okay, first question’

-‘at what age did your girlfriend get her first kiss? well, she’s pretty ugly so id say it was me’

-’hoSeoK i was little and it was by some kid with crooked teeth i think his name was jeremy’

-’fkn jeremy what kind of a name is jeremy anyway’

-’hoseok leave jeremy alone’

-’moving on…what is your boyfriend’s favorite vacation spot. okay y/n this is you. you have to guess now’

-’uhhh…usa?’

-’wrong. your heart.’ *nerdy smiles*

-’leave my house you twig’

-’but you love me’

-’no i don’t’

-’SO WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THE RELATIONSHIP GAME THAT YOU WANTED TO DO IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME’

-’next question’

-’what is your gf’s fav band oh this one is too easy.’

-’what is your gf’s middle name? badass bitch’

-’what is your gf’s favorite makeup brand, it’s urban decay we share the eyeshadow palette ;)’

-’who asked who out… okay i don’t want to go into the details so let’s skip ov-’

-’NO’

-’i asked him out after 3 years of him staring at me from across the room, he says he’s confident but he never worked up the guts-’

-’SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP’

-’how many stuffed animals does your bf sleep with? 17. i can name them all, is that a bonus, fluffy, bun bun, jagiya #2, jagiya #3, bill, steven, charles (bill steven and charles are the turtle bros)-

-‘let’s end this here y/n they don’t need to know about-’

-’OH YEAH AND KIHYUN THE MOTHERLY KITTEN’

-’fuck’

I hope this was good and gets as many notes as Kay’s does :’(

Listen, guys. When I go to Columbia and pursue my career of being a children’s book author and illustrator, I hope that you all will buy my books for your present/future kids/grandkids. And this is why.

When I make my books, I will base them on what I am learning from this election. This election was a learning experience for me. I’ve seen what the world doesn’t have enough of, and I know what I want to do with my life now to fight that. I want to take the hatred we see now in the country and make books to teach the generation on how to be better than what we are now.

I will show them how love will always win over hate.

How love doesn’t change no matter who you are or how you look.

How culture and religion does not make you less of a human being.

How women need rights over their own bodies.

How sexualities are something you’re born with and can’t be “fixed”.

How genders are not just defined by your body parts.

How the place you were born in does not mean you deserve less.

I will teach them what consent means.

I will teach them how to be respectful of each other no matter their culture, religion, sexuality, or gender.

I will teach them the golden rule.

I will teach them that not agreeing on the same thing is okay, and that even best friends won’t get along sometimes.

I will teach them to always be kind to people, even if other people say that they don’t deserve it.

I will teach them to always give a second chance to those who ask for a chance at redeeming themselves.

I will teach them to show mercy and compassion on the face of anger and violence.

I will teach them to walk a mile in the other person’s shoes.

I will teach them to not push away change, even if it’s scary, because it happens no matter what.

I will teach them to learn from the past instead of repeating it.

I will teach them that the world isn’t perfect and there will always be hatred, but I will also teach them that hatred NEVER has to win.

We have to fight now, but what’s important is that we still make sure to leave this world in a better state than when we left it. We know what problems the world has now. We know what’s wrong, and we know what needs to be helped. We understand what lessons we weren’t taught, and which lessons we weren’t taught enough. As the parents of this world’s future, it is our duty to teach our children so an incident like this will never happen again.

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A Thousand Years

I promise to stay …  🍫

…. even when the world ends I’ll be here holding yours.I promise. 

  Processes are like a cool breeze of a morning that mirrors the smell of an english roses in the air.

- Thank you for staying with the kids. - Said Jasmine.

- You don’t have to thank me nor Mario, we really enjoy having Marie and Jimmy over. - Said Anna.

(…)

  I’m telling you now that I want to stay with you the rest of my days and with this ring I make that promise today. He slip the ring on her wedding finger, tilt his dark face to the right as he treis to reach her lips with his.

- Josh…? I’ve got something for you. - Said Jasmine.
- Is this what I’m thinking it is? - Asked Josh
Yeah it is but I don’t really know if I want this son.  Replied Jasmine.

- Are you fucking crazy?  – Shouted loud Josh.

  A scene of anger burst between Jasmine and Josh as Josh pleads with tears streaming down his face all awhole cursing berween the cries of Jasmine.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Poses by @rethdis-love @eslanes

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Tired of living in Pikachu’s shadow huh?

Now I know what you want to say: “Usagi you f*ing idiot! Raichu doesn’t fit under there!”
To you I say: “Why are my hypothetical watchers so rude? Go have a time-out in the corner and think about what you’ve said mister/miss!” 

It is my personal headcanon that 80% of Pokedex entries are folklore and superstition. Particularly the ones that describe very strange origins for Pokémon like the kid waking up as a Kadabra as Emerald’s dex says:

It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers.

And of course everybody knows about Cubone… 

Alternate endings:

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Harry Imagine: Baby Talk

Originally posted by halfpastyourbutthole

Harry

Harry throws himself on the bed and wraps his long arm around your waist. “Babe, did you see this?” 

You look away from your book and towards his phone. On it is a picture of Liam and Cheryl Cole, her baby bump on full display. 

“So, it’s true?” 

Harry nods his head, “Yeah, he texted me earlier about it. I sent him a congrats text.” 

“Good for them. We should send them a gift soon,” you tell him. 

He nods his head in agreement but doesn’t say anything else. You don’t know whats going on in that head of his but you can tell with the smirk on his face that his thoughts aren’t quiet right now. 

“What are you thinking about?” 

He shrugs his shoulders, biting back a smile. “Two out of five bandmates have gone off and had kids. Just makes me wonder is all. Do you ever want kids?” 

If you were eating, you would have choked, but instead you choke on air. He widens his eyes at your response. The two of you are too young to be having kids but it doesn’t mean you don’t want any. 

“One day, yeah. Not now. Not even in a year. We’d need some time,” you tell him. 

“Oh, so you want me to be the dad?” 

Heat rushes to your cheeks. The two of you have been dating for roughly nine months and this is the first the conversation is coming up. You don’t really know how to respond and Harry laughs as your cheeks continue to change color. 

“Um…I mean if you don’t want to, I just figured we were talking about us,” you stumble over a few words and mentally slap yourself for sounding like an idiot. 

He leans over and gives you a soft kiss on the lips, “Our kids are going to be so cute.”

You laugh at his words and go to grab your book but he takes it from your hands and throws it to the floor. You shriek as he pulls you down the bed and hovers over you. 

“Are you sure you don’t want to have one now?” He asks as he trails kisses along your neck. 

“Y-y-yes,” you stutter.

“Good. Me either, but it doesn’t hurt to practice, right?” He whispers. 

You laugh and nod your head, “Of course not. We should probably start practicing now though. Just to prepare, you know?” 

“Oh, most definitely.” 

You smile and run your hands through his hair that is finally starting to grow back and bring his lips to yours. Practice makes perfect. 

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Widow’s Thoughts During the Alive Video
  • Alright, let’s do this 
  • Is that a spider? Fuck I used to be terrified of those.
  • Just gotta *crack* there we go 
  • One guard down, thirty more to go
  • Haha, surprise bitch 
  • I’m going to get serious rope burn from this 
  • Alright, narrowing in on the target, at least thirty meters away WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 
  • Oh you have to be fucking kidding me 
  • Your stupid accent makes me want to kill you even more 
  • I keep shooting at you but you’re hiding behind that bit of wall and I don’t really feel like moving so I’m just going to coincidentally give you enough time to alert the guards before getting out of here 
  • Fine, I’m done with you 
  • Got to take out all the guards 
  • Shit Mondatta is getting away 
  • I totes got this 
  • Come on, chase me 
  • Hah! Bet you weren’t expecting the gas, right?
  • You’re dead now 
  • ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CANT I JUST HAVE ONE GODDAMN KILL THIS IS BULL-FUCKING-SHIT 
  • You stupid bitch 
  • Shit okay gas gas she’s going to attack you but where is it coming from?
  • Hah! Called it. Alright, shoot then jump. You can do this 
  • Big explosion. I’m going to be deaf in that ear for a week 
  • Wow, I can shoot right through your chronal accelerator, taking out two targets at once. Nice! 
  • You’re still fucking alive
  • Quick! Say something witty and Frenchy 
  • jESUS CHRIST DONT COME AT ME LIKE THAT 
  • There goes my gun 
  • And now you’re on top of me 
  • This escalated quickly 
  • You’re really warm
  • Shit shit don’t be gay say something heterosexual and cool 
  • You’re as pretty as I remembered 
  • Say something sexy, then bash her head into the wall. 
  • Ooh, she’s probably going to have a concussion 
  • Grab the gun 
  • Sexy walk, sexy walk 
  • Enjoy the view of London