Just a little thing I thought of before… but I think it kind of makes sense? I thought of this when I saw a picture of @bluejettyy’s Celcea… … I can’t remember how seeing her brought me to this sketch lol. But in my fics Frieza and Cell are married in Hell, so that’s the setting here XD
Frieza: I want Cell and I to be revived.
King Yemma: Not happening.
Frieza: I’ll behave myself. I promise.
King Yemma: Do you even believe that?
Frieza: Of course I do! ((I didn’t specify how long I would behave…))
King Yemma: Why do you even want the two of you to be revived? You’ll have to start using contraception - I thought you hated that.
Frieza: What? Why would we need contraception?
King Yemma: Well… if you want to be revived together, I’m assuming you intend to carry on with your relationship? You’ll continue to have sex won’t you?
Frieza: Yes? So?
King Yemma: So there’s a high chance you’ll get Cell pregnant.
Frieza: What on earth are you talking about? Cell and I are both men!
King Yemma: You’re male, and Cell has male sex organs… but his body is also capable of absorbing the DNA of others for reproductive purposes - for example, your sperm. And because he’s part icejin you two are a match. In fact, Cell is genetically compatible with every race that he’s made up of. He’s really quite a sophisticated invention, Dr. Gero should be proud of him.
Frieza: But - this doesn’t make sense! Cell and I have done it countless times before, and I never once got him pregnant!
King Yemma: Of course you didn’t, you’re both dead. Your bodies aren’t functioning as they should be, he can’t conceive and you can’t impregnate anyone. But if you’re both revived, there’s a high chance he’ll get pregnant - unless you use contraception.
Frieza: *sigh* Dammit…
King Yemma: So. You want to stay dead?
Frieza: … Hm…
Cell: *comes into King Yemma’s office* Hey, are you guys done talking? *looks at Frieza* Are we getting revived or what?
Frieza: … I am. You’re not.