this makes me so happy yo

This is more of a fun prank than ‘illegal’, but I like to think the boys would still try to destroy the local competition around Gravity Falls.

a lil something for the @stanchez-summer-sizzle

there’s no denying that Hearth is a cutie🌸

So what I got from the newest episode of "Watching Sanvers Scenes on Youtube".
  • Alex: Valentines Day?
  • Maggie: No.
  • Alex: Valentines DAY?
  • Maggie: Seriously nope!
  • Alex: Communication?
  • Maggie: Heternormativity really traumatised me and I might never be over it.
  • Maggie: I am revealing a tragic and very realistic backstory to you that a lot of our fans can probably identify with.
  • Maggie: It would need a lot of screentime to resolve this issue properly.
  • Maggie: But we don't get that much screentime because white cis fuckboy needs to fuck the former protagonist of this TV show.
  • Maggie: After all, this is a family TV show and we can't tell happy straight ally (TM) families that they are traumatising young queer children.
  • Maggie: So gotta go bye!
  • Some time later.
  • Kara: Yo, Maggie, it's nice that you adressed some issues so the gays can identify with you.
  • Kara: But now it's really time to quickly resolve this because after all this is a family's TV show. And if we really adressed properly that heteronormativity is hurting and traumatising young queer people, we could not really make white cis fuckboy fuck me in another scene of this tv show.
  • Kara: So pls just get your shit together! We need the gays to be happy and distracted from the bullshit we are going to pull.
  • Some time later.
  • Alex: What is going on, Maggie?
  • Maggie: VALENTINES DAY?
  • Alex: I forgot my personality at home when I put on that dress.
  • Maggie: VALENTINES DAY!
  • Alex: Let's slow dance it out.

HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY! I’m extra happy because it’s also my birthday today, and I just got back from an awesome lunch with my parents. Enjoy the boys in bunny ears - I know I do.

also YO WHAT UP WHAT IS UP WITH 1800 FOLLOWERS????? There were only like 285 of you in January you guys aren’t making very good decisions I have no idea where I’m going why would you follow me? Just kidding ahhhh I love all of you thank you so much! I hope you continue to stick with me in the coming time! Thank you!

michael!!
jeremy heere
michael!!

anonymous asked: yo idk if you are still making audio posts/taking requests but just. in more than survive when michael shows up and jeremy yells his name 💯👌👌👀👀👀

i didn’t know if you wanted me to do something stupid with it so i left it alone, enjoy!

famous falsettos au

prepare yourself for farfetched concepts and my lack of showbiz knowledge

  • whizzer and cordelia are famous broadway/stage actors
  • everyone thinks they’re dating and they go along with it while never explicitly saying it
  • they are the two gayest people alive literally how

  • marvin is a “proper actor” as he calls it, meaning he does tv and film acting
  • marvin is, of course, an acting elitist. “ugh… broadway?”
  • can’t believe that his son loves musicals but “hey, that whizzer brown guy is pretty cute?”

  • charlotte is a director
  • she’s only done tv and film but is making the move towards stage things
  • it’s hard but she’s brilliant and i trust her
  • she meets cordelia on a set as cordelia was making a short tv appearance

  • trina is marvin’s ex and also an actress
  • she’s currently more into making a home now with her new husband, mendel
  • she’s taken up writing again during her slight acting hiatus
  • she wanted to be a writer long before she got into acting but she got her first role and got bit by the showbiz bug tbh
  • she has co-written things before but wants her own creation
  • she’s done both tv/film roles and broadway roles – truly a multi-talented machine

  • mendel is still a psychiatrist (and he was marvin’s prior to mendel & trina’s engagement)
  • he’s so loved on social media because of trina
  • imagine shitty buzzfeed articles about how trina and mendel are Relationship Goals
  • mendel was plastered all over trina’s instagram, photobombing and taking cute selfies
  • trina’s fans insisted he got his own instagram
  • he even got snapchat and honestly if you’re not following it, are you really a True Fan?

  • jason is keeping with his school studies but he’s an aspiring kid actor
  • jason is often between parents with added stress since they’re both famous

  • rumours fly when whizzer and marvin both publicly come out on the same day
  • PR had a field day and the media was going nuts
  • whizzer didn’t really care but marvin was Outraged for no goddamn reason
  • that didn’t stop whizzer from being petty in interviews
    (”i heard that marvin is a nightmare on set, god forbid I ever work with him”)
  • marvin: he did it on purpOSE
    charlotte, exasperated: why the hell would he do that, marvin
  • marvin literally throws the best fit of the year (haha, nice in trousers reference)
  • whizzer is happy to have finally dispelled the rumours that he and cordelia were a thing

  • cordelia has an interview shortly after
    interviewer: so how is your relationship with whizzer faring after the big reveal? how is whizzer?
    cordelia: gayest man i know
  • cordelia is spotted kissing a girl (it’s charlotte but it was a shitty picture)
  • cordelia’s agent is flying off the handle and cordelia just tweets like “i never said i was straight [insert 20 emojis of hearts, rainbows & girls]”

  • whizzer and cordelia are each given a new script to read through for a new musical – both of them love it
  • trina wrote it!! she’s so ecstatic that they like it
  • she wrote a role with marvin in mind and is desperate for him to accept despite his apparent hate for musicals
  • trina went to school with him and knows that he performed in the school musicals, the fucking hypocrite

  • marvin: this is the worst possible thing you could make me do
    trina: i walked in on you having sex with a guy in our home, you insensitive bastard. now read it, asshole
  • guess who loves it?? that’s right, it’s marvin… then he finds out that so does whizzer brown.
  • marvin: i’ll do it-
    trina: yay, thank you thank yo-
    marvin: on one condition: whizzer brown does not
    trina: marvin!!

  • through trina’s flawless persuasion, he finally agrees but he’s not happy about it
  • on their first meetup, marvin is nervous as hell. i mean he hasn’t performed in… years? he’s praying those high school singing lessons do him well.
  • charlotte is pulled in as director because of cordelia’s high recommendation
  • she walks in and cordelia stands up to hug her
  • cordelia: look, look, look, it’s my girlfriend!!
    whizzer: *gasps* nepotism
    cordelia: is it nepotism if she’s not technically my family?

  • cordelia is the lead and performs her Big Emotional Number. the whole room is silent, basically everyone is crying.
  • marvin starts a slow clap that erupts into applause
  • cordelia rushes over to kiss her girlfriend.
  • whizzer, nudging marvin: still hate musical theatre?
    marvin: how di-
    whizzer, turning away: i did my reading
    marvin: hmph
  • he’s a stubborn fuck

  • marvin and whizzer have a duet and the whole room can practically feel the sparks and “god, is it hot in here?” or is marvin just blushing up a storm
  • whizzer is also in disbelief. this arrogant prick gets talent as well?? sure, marvin’s voice is sort of wobbly but there’s heaps of promise.

  • whizzer: wow… didn’t know you could sing. i thought you were the result of further nepotism *eyes trina*
    marvin, smirking smugly: i didn’t know you could sing either and she literally divorced me, whizzer brown
    whizzer, deadpan: ha ha
    marvin: well then, how do i compare to caroline? [co-worker that whizzer once praised]
    whizzer: how did y-
    marvin, grinning: i did my reading

  • marvin & whizzer both had their “oh god, i kind of like this guy” moments

  • they have their first group run through to see if the cast actually has any chemistry and of course they do
  • it’s a huge cast and they do a big upbeat number and everyone is beaming, practically glowing.
  • this is the moment everyone realises this show is going to be a hit

i’m gonna stop here but i have lots of ideas. feel free to send me asks about certain aspects or any ideas you may have!! i’m happy to share more if there’s any actual interest in this. this is super self-indulgent.

songbirdghost  asked:

RFA+V+Saeran finding out MC is an amazing singer? I love your blog so so much, all of these scenarios make me so happy!!!

Yoosung:
* He hears you sing one time by accident
* Cue MC screaming because she was getting out the shower when he saw and heard her
* He heard an angelic choir ???
* Because:
* 1) tiddies
* 2) his gf is better than Beyoncé holy crap ???
* Gets vvvv upset when MC says they can’t sing
* “MC U SHUT UR PIEHOLE”
* “???”
* Never say you can’t sing or you’ll get vvv angry yooyoo

Zen:
* He came home one day heard you singing
* “Yo… I didn’t realize I left the radio on this morning”
* He went into the room and saw MC singing
* He dropped his phone in shock bc
* Omg
* What
* A
* Babe
* He eventually joined into the song, which scared MC
* “Babe, you have such a beautiful voice I don’t know why you said it was bad”
* Now MC is helping him with his songs

Jaehee:
* Okay so
* One day she forgets her phone, right?
* MC was getting ready to go to work
* Jaehee comes back to get her phone when MC steps out the bathroom
* Why was she so beautiful even when singing?
* YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
* wait but didn’t MC say she couldn’t sing?
* UM MC
* YO MAN
* ILY AND ALL
* BUT
* WHY ARE YOU LYING
* ok anyways, Jaehee can sing a bit so she hums a bit
* MC SCREECHES BC SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS ALONE
* “MC… you’re a great singer.”
* “Thanks but it’s not my strongest feature”
* “Shhh ur good ok”

Jumin:
* He never really pushed since MC said she never really liked to sing
* He respected MC
* Kosmopolitan said to always respect your partner(s). Never push
* Of course Jumin listened
* Anyways, one day he wanted to surprise MC so he came home early
* He had a big ass smile and a bouquet of roses
* But where’s MC ???
* Where is Elizabeth???
* He finds MC in Elizabeth’s room
* And guess what
* MC
* Is
* Singing
* To
* Elizabeth
* He feels so blessed ??? How did he get such an amazing partner ??
* He hugged her and gave her bouquet
* “You should sing more. Your voice is amazing”

Seven:
* He’s heard you singing before
* You just don’t know it
* He’s a Sneaky Ninja™
* He recorded it and listens to it when he gets upset
* But one day
* MC drops that “I can’t sing” bomb
* He’s gone
* Boom
* Done
* “MC UR AMAZING TF U MEAN, MAN”
* “But you never heard me sing before ???”
* john cena makes a hole in the wall and peeks through it
* “are you sure about that”
* :000
* Anyways he tries to convince MC
* He failed but he failed with pride

V:
* One time he had a very bad dream and when he woke up, he accidentally woke up MC too
* MC tried to calm him before he would get a panic attack
* She patted his back and softly sing him back to sleep
* She thought he would forget since it was so late in the night and that’s what usually happened
* But instead
* He asked MC to sing for him more
* “What do u mean fam I can’t sing”
* “You sang for me last night”
* “NO I DIDNT”
* in the end they ended singing for him every time he was feeling down

Saeran:
* one day he was supposed to be taking his mid-day nap
* But he wasn’t
* But MC thought he was since he wasn’t making any noise
* MC decided to cook :0
* So they started cooking up a one person feast
* Meaning a sandwich and fries
* While they were cooking they decided to sing
* pink season plays in the bg
* Saeran comes in to turn off the music
* Why is she singing ???
* She’s good but she’s burning the fries ??
* “Yo MC if you’re going to sing then don’t burn the fries”
* “I THOUGHT YOU WAS SLEEPING”
* “Nah”
* “But… you’re going to get grumpy”
* “IM NOT A BABY MC NOW STOP BURNING THE FOOD AND COME SING ME TO BED INSTEAD OF SCREECHING IN THE KITCHEN”

Artist:  りつ(真ん中) (Twitter)

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OKAY GUYS りつ(真ん中)SENT ME THIS EARLIER ON FEB. 1 AND I DIDN’T KNOW BC I RARELY EVER USE TWITTER AND ONLY CHECK IT TO ADMIRE ART FROM ARTISTS AND I SEE THIS–

JGHREKJGHKLJG SHE SENT THIS IMAGE LIKE 3 TIMES TO ME AND I FELT SO BAD NOT SEEING IT BC I WASN’T ONLINE BUT OH MY GOD BLESS HER SOUL THIS IS SO CUTE AND I’M SO OVERJOYED RN I WANT TO CRY SHE’S GREAT I LOVE HER SO MUCH OH MY LORD 

I EVEN CHECKED HER TWITTER LIKE ???? DID SHE SEND ME THIS DOODLE AS HER LATEST DRAWING AT THE TIME BUT??? SHE DIDN’T EVEN POST IT ON HER TWITTER SHE SENT IT TO ME ONLY AND I’M LIKE ??? WAIT REALLY I– I’M JUST??? G O O D B Y E I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I LOVE HER ART AND COSPLAYS I CAN DIE HAPPILY RN 


HERE’S THE CONVO AND I JUST– GJREHGKRJGHKJLGHDGBJK SHE’S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO CRY WHY IS SHE SO ADORABLE I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW THANKS 

I always message her whenever she draws Lest, like every single time and I felt like I was bothering her bc I kept repeatedly coming back asking for permission for every single doodle of Lest she did but no like??? SHE JUST– JGHREJKGHLSJKDGHLKJD

Baby Girl

Summary: You have a baby girl after 2 boys.

a/n: HERES ANOTHER DAD!SHAWN. btw, I found out how to permalink on this mobile browser with flash player so I just updated and fixed any errors in my masterlist (if there is any, please dont be shy to tell me!! I do not bite) on desktop websites, my recent work is also updated and will be updated. make sure to check that masterlist out yo. and also give me thoughts, constructive criticism, maybe just plain criticism, fact check, correct me?? idk 


One nice spring day, a baby girl was born to you and Shawn after previously having two boys. The whole world was excited and happy to hear of her arrival, the second biggest thing that year. 

The symptoms showed unexpectedly and you instantly knew what was going on–another baby was on the way. After two baby boys, you and Shawn were seriously hoping for baby girl. With the two boys, you had an easy pregnancy–they did not give you any trouble. But baby girl gave you a lot of trouble and pain. She had very strong legs while she was in the womb specially when she heard her daddy’s voice. You can already tell she’s gonna be daddy’s girl.

On the day that Shawn found out that it was gonna be a girl, you didn’t know if he was gonna scream because of happiness or cry his eyes out. He did start to joke about buying a gun in America because of his new baby girl and of the loose gun laws there. Your two boys were very excited that they were gonna get a new playmate, other than that they didn’t really understand anything considering that they were only three and five years old. 

To top the hard pregnancy, your 14-hour labor iced the top of the cake for you and Shawn. This third baby was the last one–no more. She came out with a cry and almost a head full of hair, it explained why you got heart burns often. She had brown curly hair that matched Shawn’s and the boys’. She was nothing but perfect. 

Three pairs of pretty much the same color brown eyes stared at the tiny bundle, that was sleeping in the crib, while you slept after all her checks and you nursing. You were exhausted. 

“Baby’s tiny!” The now second child, Emerson Flynn, said very loudly which made the baby squirm a little bit. He meant that the baby is tiny. Unlike his older brother, Emerson was like the typical three year old with his speech. He did not have the advanced speaking skills that Caden has. 

“Shh, Emerson. The baby is sleeping,” The oldest, Cadence Emmanuel, told Emerson very loudly. 

“Boys, you can’t be too loud. Your mommy and your sister is sleeping,“ Shawn whispered, the three boys did not take their glance off the baby girl at all. 

“What’s her name, daddy?” Caden asked, still staring at the baby. 

Shawn smiled, remembering a question and answer a few years back. “We named her Skylar. We don’t know her middle name yet.” Shawn never baby talked to the kids, he read somewhere that kids shouldn’t be baby talked–they needed to know what actual words sounded like and you’re the ones they talked to a lot.

“Kyla?” Emerson blurted out, causing the baby to squirm a lot more. Emerson couldn’t pronounce Skylar and Shawn actually liked that nickname and repeated it to himself. 

Shawn, Caden, and Emerson watched every single one of her movement. Shawn noticed that she was about to wake up, scared that Kyla was gonna cry and you will have to nurse her. She didn’t cry when she woke up, she stretched instead. She finally opened her eyes and Shawn’s heart was fluttering–this is the first time they have ever seen her eyes even if her eyecolor won’t show up until a few days after. Caden and Emerson were silent, not even a word. She looked directly at the three guys staring at her, and gave them what seems like a smile.

For the third time in his life, his world just completely stopped. There was nothing else except for his two sons, his sleeping wife, and his baby girl. Just from looking down at that few hour old baby girl, those three pairs of brown eyes and heads of curls knew that they loved her so much that she will probably rule the house. They also will drag anyone who hurts her through hell. Well, Shawn thought that. The two other boys will think the same later on.

Like a Harriet, rules the home. Shawn thought. Skylar Harriet Mendes

Well….. Finally…. IT IS DONE! IT’S DONE GUYS! I AM SO FREAKIN HAPPY! This Artwork took more than 16 hours! BUT It’s cool, right? Come on yo also think it’s cool, don’t lie to me, sweety :D
Thinking back to “I just want to make a little fanart” is weird…..
And after I finished this here… I get determind to make another one O-O!!!!

First I want to say thank you to a great friend of mine namend Meerrrettich or Mapany or.. well she has many names let’s say whale. She helped me alot with the shading! :D
And then thank sou to the great and beautiful @xladymalice! Well she is the reason why I draw this shit here so XD Thank you for your amazing stuff! I love it so much!!!

I am sure there are some mistakes. I never draw something like this before, I mean this perspective, so if you find something, please say it. Also give me some criticism! I need it! Really!! I want to become a better artist so please. I’m begging for it ^^’

And here is the pic without the effects and one colourless rasterized :D

Canon Queer Fiction Part 4/4 (updated 4/27/17)

15) Some Like it Hot: Nobody’s Perfect. 

Some Like it Hot is about two musicians who go on the run after witnessing a mob hit. In an attempt to escape, they disguise themselves as women and join a women’s band heading down to Florida. And as the ancient scrolls say, hilarity ensues. 

  • Pros: one of the best comedies ever made. 
  • Cons: ???

16) Check Please: *The echoing sound of a boy singing Beyonce in the shower*

@omgcheckplease I’m embarrassed I didn’t add this sooner! Welcome to The List.  

Check Please is a webcomic about a college hockey team. Its also really gay. Good stuff. 

17) Black Sails: *Kicks down your door* yO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

Originally posted by captain-flint

Originally posted by blacksailsstarz

GAY PIRATES. Suggested by @mangopuffs Thank you based mangopuff.

  • Pros: Gays pirates. 
  • Cons: The nudity is a bit excessive in the first season. Like, game of thrones excessive. So don’t watch it with the kids.

18) Genghis Khan: No relation to the Mongolian warlord. 


Just watch it. Trust me. 

  • Pros: It makes me … happy. In this vale of tears, what more can we ask for?
  • Cons: Its a music video and not a feature length film. 

19) Tobias and Guy: The one with the Bara demon. 

@tobiasandguy Again, I don’t know why I didn’t add this much sooner. 

Its a comic about a guy who dates a demon. Come for the lulz, stay because you can’t click away for the way your hands are shaking and the tears.

20) AMERICAN GODS Y'ALL ITs 4 AM AND I’M On MOBILE BUT TRUST ME. @neil-gaiman CREATED IT. BRYAN FULLER HELPED MAKE IT A SHOW. NEED I SAY MORE? YEs. BECaUSE ITS GREAT. SOME GOOD URBAN FANtASY. HORROR ELEMENTS. PHILOSOPHY. ThE GOOD STUFF.
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anonymous asked:

Yo, it makes me so happy to think of Peter in Hufflepuff 😂😂 Just imagine all of the possibilities

this is what happens when you guys send me stuff like this…. it turned out way longer than i aimed for but i hope you guys like it :))

  • peter was extremely nervous about where he would be sorted
  • he thought maybe gryffindor: he was especially brave and he could put up a fight
  • or maybe ravenclaw, because he was intelligent–– incredibly intelligent
  • so when he sat with the sorting hat atop his head, he was content in the fact that he would be soon decked in red or purple robes
  • and then the sorting hat began to speak, and
  • “hufflepuff”
  • peter’s eyes widened, and no no no that couldn’t be right 
  • he couldn’t believe it as he stood up and began to walk towards the huffelpuff table 
  • he shook his head, trying to keep the frown off his face, because 
  • why the hell would peter parker be sorted into hufflepuff
  • he was upset, to say the least
  • he belonged in gryffindor, where he could show his courageousness and fear of nothing
  • or he belonged in ravenclaw, where he could show his mental abilities and his creativity 
  • he knew he didn’t belong in slytherin; he was never a conniving person
  • but hufflepuff 
  • well, peter just didn’t see it
  • maybe he felt a bit better about it when he was greeted with smiles and cheers. he sat himself next to a tan boy with a weird fedora on his head, and he furrowed his eyebrows, wondering if the sorting hat had fit over it when the boy was sorted.
  • “peter” he held his hand out to shake
  • the boy looked over, shook his hand, and said “ned”
  • “did you want to be sorted here” peter blurted out, feeling his cheeks redden
  • “i didn’t really care” 
  • peter looked at him blankly
  • because hoW DO YOU NOT C A R E 
  • but instead of saying this to him out loud, he just turned away and bit his lip
  • somehow, being sorted into hufflepuff made him even more nervous for the year to come
  • a few days later, he got his robes, and he had to admit
  • he looked great in yellow
  • he made a few friends in his house, and even outside of his house 
  • he talked more with ned, and found him to be not as bad as he first thought
  • there was a girl named liz in ravenclaw who was kind to him and made his cheeks grow red every time he saw her 
  • and a girl named michelle (”call me mj”) from slytherin, who wasn’t as conniving like the stereotypes said, but more dry and sarcastic 
  • he made due, attending his classes, and soon enough, he began to enjoy them
  • his classes were mixed with all the houses, and he found himself growing jealous when he watched the other students
  • the ravenclaws seemed to excel in class more than the others, and he wondered if they had special classes of their own to strengthen their skills
  • (peter wanted those classes)
  • and then as he watched the gryffindors, he noticed how they never hesitated, whether it was about answering a question in class or even outside of classes, where they would run into the nearest conflict without even pausing
  • even the slytherin seemed more desirable, with their witty comebacks and uncaring attitude about what people thought of them
  • but what did hufflepuffs do? what was desirable about them?
  • they were the house that people made fun of, that people looked down upon. no one cared about hufflepuffs.
  • peter had gone through enough bullying in his lifetime; he didn’t want to be a part of more, for something that was entirely against his control
  • peter was sitting by the lake, thinking this exact thing, when he heard footsteps behind him
  • he turned his head and sighed when he saw flash thompson walking towards him
  • the literal king of slytherin house
  • “what’s up, penis parker?”
  • peter turned his head away from him, feeling the frown form on his face
  • “what do you want, flash?”
  • he sat down next to peter, and peter resisted the urge to groan
  • because whY WAS HE HERE LEAVE HIM ALONE 
  • “i can hear you sulking from the other side of the courtyard. what’s wrong”
  • peter furrowed his eyebrows, wondering why someone he considered his arch enemy was asking him this
  • sure, he hadn’t really spoken enough to the guy to call him his arch enemy, but
  • s t i l l 
  • “nothing”
  • he kept his eyes off of flash but he knew the boy was staring right at him
  • (it made him nervous)
  • “is this the bullshit about you not wanting to be in hufflepuff”
  • peter whipped his head towards him with an astonished expression on his face
  • he stumbled for a few seconds with a high-pitched voice
  • “w- w- wHAT??”
  • flash rolled his eyes
  • he wasn’t convinced, and peter knew he wasn’t putting up much of an act
  • “there’s always that one kid in hufflepuff who thinks he should be in another house. and this year, it’s you”
  • peter looked at him with wide eyes as he shook his head rapidly 
  • “no, no that- that’s not- no not me”
  • flash wasn’t buying it again
  • peter stopped and looked at the ground, biting his lip
  • “yeah it is. and it’s stupid”
  • peter didn’t like being called stupid
  • “exCuSE mE?”
  • flash rolled his eyes, again
  • “calm down i’m not calling you stupid”
  • peter huffed and crossed his arms
  • “look, maybe you want to be in gryffindor because you’re brave or ravenclaw because you’re smart or slytherin because-”
  • “i don’t want to be in slytherin”
  • he could tell flash was offended after he said it but he didn’t comment on it
  • “let me fucking speak, parker”
  • peter sat silently next to him after that and continued to listen to him speak
  • he didn’t understand why someone like flash was the one telling him this
  • “hufflepuffs are good too, dumbass”
  • peter didn’t make any move to snap at him for that, only clenched his jaw
  • “hufflepuffs are the most approachable of the houses”
  • flash tried, and he kept his eyes off of peter to look out at the river
  • “which is a good thing considering lots of people here don’t have friends. they always seem to go for the hufflepuffs because they figure they won’t be rude. you can be that person for some”
  • peter’s eyebrows furrowed as he thought about what flash said
  • and maybe he was true, but it didn’t make peter feel much better
  • because what was being approachable going to help him with?
  • is that all he was described with that the sorting hat thought this would be the best fit? because he was approachable?
  • flash continued speaking, although peter wasn’t sure he wanted to listen
  • “and hufflepuffs are humble and kind”
  • peter scoffed 
  • “what’s your problem, parker”
  • if anything, flash sounded offended
  • “nothing”
  • peter mumbled and he knew flash would be aggravated with it
  • “i’m trying to help you here”
  • “yeah, and why is that?”
  • peter and flash stared at each other for a few seconds, both silent
  • and then flash sighed and shook his head, looking down at the ground in front of him
  • “my brother was a hufflepuff”
  • “your brother?”
  • peter was surprised 
  • he figured flash came from a long line of slytherins
  • “my grandparents were slytherins, and then my parents, and so was my oldest brother, but then came my other brother and he was put into hufflepuff. my parents were furious”
  • flash shrugged but peter could see the distress on his face
  • “what happened?”
  • flash shrugged again
  • “he feels like he let my family down, and to my parents, he did. it’s never been the same since then. and then he came out, and well. that didn’t make it any better”
  • peter frowned 
  • but flash perked up and put his stoic expression back on his face
  • “so just fucking deal with it”
  • peter jumped slightly at his harsh tone, thinking,
  • the old flash is back
  • “you’re known as the kind house, the approachable one, you guys see the best in people. but that’s not all you have to be, peter” 
  • peter thought that was the first time he had ever heard flash say his first name
  • “what do you mean?”
  • (he knew what he meant)
  • “just because you’re nice doesn’t mean you’re not smart, or brave, or determined. don’t let your house define you. you’re still your own person, peter”
  • peter opened his mouth to speak but flash started up again
  • “but it’s still your house, you need to feel confident in it. hufflepuffs are fucking awesome, dude. don’t put your house down”
  • flash stood up and peter hid his smile 
  • “don’t tell anyone this happened, or i’ll live up to the slytherin stereotypes”
  • and then flash walked away, and peter looked back out at the river
  • and yeah, maybe he could find a way to love being a hufflepuff
The Recruit (Chapter 17) - Mitch Rapp

Author: @were-cheetah-stiles

Title: “Day 78, Part I”

Characters: Mitch Rapp & Reader/OFC

Warnings: SMUT. IT’S A LOT OF FUCKING SMUT. like, blowjobs, light choking, vaginal sex, orgasms.. so much smut and cursing. IT’S SMUTAPALOOZA!

Author’s Note: yo… morning head is fun tho. im posting this for @mf-despair-queen who literally JUST begged me for Mitch smut. bless that fucking shirtless picture for making all of us collectively lose our shit. stay thirsty, my friends. 

Summary: Mitch gets a smut filled morning with Y/n.

Chapter Sixteen - Chapter Seventeen - Chapter Eighteen

Originally posted by alberto-rozende

You woke wrapped in nothing but his limbs and the bedsheets. You closed your eyes, tilted your head up towards the sun coming through the curtains, softly bit your bottom lip and sighed. You were so happy. You turned slowly and quietly, and looked at Mitch sleeping, gently pushing some of the hair from his eyes. He was, without a doubt, the most beautiful man you had ever actually seen in person, and his peaceful resting face made your heart skip beats. 

Mitch’s legs moved under the sheets and he rolled onto his back, turning his head away from you. You smirked. He wasn’t hard, but there was a small bulge that perked up under the thin white sheets on the bed. You rubbed your tongue along the bottom of your left canine and cracked a simple plot: you knew how you wanted to wake him up that morning.

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Saturday Night (Vernon x Reader)

Originally posted by visual-17

Admin: Mimi

Prompt/Ask: can you write something sub!vernon? with a female dom? maybe pegging or using toys on him? if it’s too much then that’s okay

Fandom: SEVENTEEN

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Vernon x Reader

Warnings: language, dom/sub, anal sex, toys

Word Count: 2689

Authors Note: This was an interesting ask lmao. But, I always like a challenge, so I decided to take this request. I hope it’s good enough, I’m worried in case I got anything wrong in it. Let me know if I did, and I’ll take that into account next time. However, I hope you enjoy this as always, feedback is appreciated, notify me of any errors, and happy reading! ^^

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