I’m sick & miserable and my brain’s fuzzy so this is gonna be random & will probably not follow any particular order but i still needed to do this cause ranting is my form of therapy
●i am weirdly proud of butch…like really proud
● tabitha your brother was a dick & you left him for dead why the fuck do you care if oswald killed him
●ed you beautiful genius you!!
● the urge to bundle up & whisk oswald away to coddle & protect him is becoming harder to fight with each episode
● i don’t ship nygmobblepot (thanks to batman forever & that 1 dcu comic where ed’s married to harvey d.’s female counterpart making me a ‘till death do us apart’ twiddler shipper) but BUT couldn’t ed have let oswald stay & eat spicy mustard sandwiches in a corner of his apartment or something while he worked on his ‘jim gordon doomsday plans’ ??? I mean i know he was busy & oswald was being…kittenish…but still he could have at least given him some non feathery clothes…something warm maybe…
● 31!? 31!!?? I thought people were supposed to atleast get a semblance of a grip on their lives once they reached their 30s….but then again as this episode progresses we see jim gordon’s life going on a terrifying downward spiral as he looses all his shit so this theory of mine is proven wrong & any hope i had of getting a grip once i hit 30 is lost…beautiful…
● ivy my creepy af flower child
● selina is going to need therapy by the end of brucie’s stay with her “bruce…bruce stop…what the fuck bruce…no..No..bruce you are not supposed to….SIT THE FUCK DOWN BRUCE….for the love of….BRUCE NO…they are BATS bruce they HAVE rabies…no…just no fuck you…”
● also bruce has become so batlike that during his next conversation with jim i expect him to just disappear half way through & to leave jim there just standing & gaping at nothing
● also are we SURE that oswald is 31 & not 3??? because dear god that bath scene! It made all my mother hen feathers ruffle up!!
● where do i have to apply to get a friend like harvey!?!?
● also barbie =)
● maybe it’s the shipper in me but something inside me was soothed when jim said he didn’t think oswald was the anonymous tip
● maybe it’s the shipper in me but something inside me was very happily ignited when bruce used 'clown’ as an insult ( my headcanon…though it maybe actual canon…is that after joker bruce uses the word 'clown’ even if as an insult only when refering to the joker even if the person he’s talking to doesn’t get the reference)
● poor lee =( i kinda want her to be with alfred (since i kinda shipped them before gotham & gotham s2e3 made me consider the ship again)
● while oswald’s dad seems nice i am ready to fight to death with the rest of his family….they seem shifty af and hasn’t our baby gone through enough shit already!?!?
● i want badass oswald back…but not before jim meets kittenish oswald if nothing more than to prove to jim that oswald was right about arkham ( but if fic writers want to take that in another direction who am i to object ;) )
● also…@ jim..karma biyatch….that been said my poor conflicted baby D;
And last of all
● HOW THE FRICKETY FRACKING FUCK DOES JIM END UP BECOMING THE COMMISSIONER OF THIS CITY!?!?! IT’S HALF WAY THROUGH S2 & HE’S COMMITED MORE CRIMES THAN THE ACTUAL VILLAINS