this makes me miss the old team even more omfg but whatever

anonymous asked:

Riarkle + Oblivious Lucas head canons please???

Oooooohhhh boy okay lemme think

  • So Riley has already mostly figured out her Farkle Feelings in 9th grade and she really just doesn’t want to put up with any more drama bullshit so she doesn’t say anything to Lucas and Maya about the triangle but starts acting different around them
  • Cause she just doesn’t really care anymore
  • Maya picks up on this, Lucas does not holy shit
  • Like it took this boy six months to notice Riley had been stealing and exclusively wearing Farkle’s clothes even though everyone else was well aware of the situation omfg
  • He and Maya will be doing their thing or whatever and Riley will just walk in the room and he’ll panic and try to downplay everything (to not upset her) and both girls are just like?????
  • So when Riley was mad at Farkle before he asked her to 10th grade homecoming, Lucas was just as confused as Farkle
  • And he missed out on the cute dance proposal right so when Riley and Farkle turned up at the dance together he was just like “omg they’re such good friends I’m so happy they made up!!!!”
  • And when they got #exposed as a couple on Valentine’s Day the whole situation was just not clicking in this poor boys head omfg. He walked in on mildly-bloody shirtless Farkle and Riley in shorts and a sports bra and was like “Oh, Riley’s so athletic these days! Was she helping him work out? What a good friend!”
  • And then when everyone was screaming at once he couldn’t make out a single word from anyone arguing
  • And then when he asked Maya to explain later she just rolled her eyes and said “don’t worry about it”
  • All they’re little cutesy couple things like pet names and cuddling and hand holding he wrote off because they’ve been best friends when they were little kids
  • Like in his mind “she acts like this with Maya too it’s just cause the three of them are so close”
  • Every time someone mentions the two of them having a date he assumes it’s a study date omg
  • “Well damn they study a lot but I guess it’s because of all the AP and honors courses”
  • Maya and Zay starts using the word “study” as a euphemism around Lucas if they want to make a joke about Riley and Farkle having sex lmao
  • But okay they’ve both tried to tell this boy they’re together on multiple occasions omfg
  • Like Lucas will say something to Riley like he really hopes he’s not hurting her and she’s like “I really don’t care???? I don’t like you anymore????” And Lucas is all “Shhh you don’t need to be so strong you brave girl” and she’s like “Get the hell out of my house please” omfg
  • Or she’ll try to really slowly ease it to him like “You know how I used to like you but don’t now? That’s because I like Farkle. Who I am dating.” and he’s like only hearing the first part of the sentence or some shit because he’s like “Riley listen I know your feeling for me can occasionally put us in an awkward position but I still wanna be your friend” and Riley basically just  morphs into a giant question mark at this point
  • At some point she gives up and just starts acting overly flirty with Farkle in front of him but??? No connection seems to be made
  • Farkle’s like lowkey pissed off about all this omg he keeps trying to sit Lucas down and have a bro talk with him about the situation but he has as much luck as Riley
  • Except it’s 900 times worst for Farkle because when he hangs out with just Lucas and Zay and they talk about the girls and Lucas is like lamenting the fact that Riley can’t get over him and wishing she could find a nice guy and Farkle’s like??? Do you want me to just give up and punch you??? And Zay won’t say anything he’s just got the popcorn out
  • One time Lucas walked in on them under the fucking covers and honest to God thought Farkle had just slept over because he stayed to late studying omfg Riley and Farkle had the blankets pulled up to their chins looking like the parents who’s 4 year old just walked in on them and are trying to convince the kid to go back to his own room
  • Cause in his mind obviously they weren’t doing anything because Riley’s way too innocent and it’s Farkle like omg
  • Farkle and Riley break up for a brief stint in 11th grade and Lucas just doesn’t notice anything’s wrong omg
  • Like he notices Farkle being all mopey and weird around both girls and he notices Riley has turned into a serial dater but no connection gets made this poor boy
  • When Farkle takes Riley to junior prom LUCAS THOUGHT IT WAS A PITY DATE
  • NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHO HE THOUGHT WAS THE ONE DOING THE PITYING
  • HIGHKEY HE WILL RUN INTO THEM OUT ON A DATE AND NOT LEAVE BECAUSE HE CAN’T FIGURE OUT THEY WANNA BE ALONE
  • There’s times when Lucas tries to convince guys on his teams to ask Riley out and they’re like “Isn’t she taken???” and Lucas is like “No I’m not dating her!”
  • Or he’ll try to set Farkle up with random girls and when Farkle protests he’s like “You haven’t dated anyone since Smackle, you need to get out there!” and Farkle’s like?????
  • Apparently doesn’t see any of their adorable social media bullshit
  • Okay and like you know how sometimes paparazzi people get bored and start doing dumb little stories on celebrity’s kids and their lives??? So every now and then an article about Multibillionaire’s Son Farkle will pop up and they always mention how cute of a couple he and Riley are
  • And Maya will forward the articles to Lucas every single time in hopes of getting thru to him
  • But every time she is met with a response of “LOL how crazy! Who would ever think Riley and Farkle are a couple! XD”
  • So everyone just gives up on this boy basically
  • Like he really does not figure it out until Farkle says “she is sixth months pregnant with my daughter I’ve been dating her since 10th grade”
  • And after that, he spent like 3 days reevaluating every interaction he ever had with them because everything he knows in life is a lie
  • Poor Lucas