this makes me love everyone

miss-andrie  asked:

I loved your headcanons about villains. Do you have any thoughts about like... Kristoph or Matt Engarde? I can imagine them getting paroled before the end of their sentence due to good behavior... Manipulative joiks (that I love)

OH BOY DO I also yes I quite love both of these assholes they are fab so I’m going to go through both of them: 

(Kristoph’s is long aha but Kris and Matt are both under the cut!)

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anonymous asked:

I just had another guy talk to me for a bit, go out on one date, and remove me from all social media and stop talking to me; and he's not the first to do that to me. I'm so fucking angry and sad I don't know why it's so hard for someone to love me and I want to just give up and stop trying to find someone. I'm sorry if this is weird I just wanted to vent.

that’s okay i’ve been on the recieving end of that but they don’t bother to block or unfriend me which makes it hurt more everyone deserves to be loved if not romantically then in any form

  • Clarke: *Is a teenage girl who has to make life or death choices with thousands of lives at stake every damn day and sometimes makes bad choices because she's human and has had a good .5 second reprieve just like everyone else*
  • Monty: "You can't just choose who lives and who dies."
  • Jasper: "Clarke, you're not god."
  • Raven: "Choosing who lives and who dies is your specialty."
  • Octavia: "You let a bomb drop on Ton DC and didn't care about who would die"
  • Clarke: "Okay, so does anyone else want to step up and make perfect decisions every time so that everyone is happy and we all get to live even when we're constantly at war with someone or something."
  • Monty: ...
  • Jasper: ...
  • Raven: ...
  • Octavia: ...

Sirius and Harry were in charge of candles.

lil fanart thing based on @lauwurens philip & co. college au (+ frances laurens) b/c its my FAV THING EVER!!!!!!!!!! literally this was so fun to draw + phillip & i share a name/nickname & i love it and yeah anyway this was fun

i just.. . can’t get over sign of the times. there is so much feeling in it - hope, desperation, strength, vulnerability, pain, love, bravery - and all of it is so palpable, i feel like i can taste it in the air while the song’s playing. he pulls you in at the very first note and tangles you into his soul with every note after that. the energy in his voice just. it washes over you, wave after wave, like an ocean of electricity and emotion. 

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he’s so beautiful (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

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every westallen scene ever (122/?)

random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

I Love You

1) “I love you.”
“And there was me thinking you married me for my glorious fortune.”
“That too, but I wasn’t going to say it.”


2) “I love you.”
“You’re dating my best friend, is that supposed to make me happy?”


3) “I love you.”
“Everyone does, darling.”


4) “I love you.”
“Take it back. I was going to say it first, for god’s sake. Not again.”


5) “I love you.”
“Please, you can’t leave me.”


6) “I love you.”
“I’d bloody hope so, we’ve been married for fifty years.”


7) “I love you.”
“Do you think this is a game?”


8) “I love you.”
“I’d rather you didn’t.”


9) “I love you.”
“You love everyone who gives you food.”
“True, but not what I was referring to.”
Their stomach dropped.


10) “I love you.”
“That’s not my fault.”


11) “I love you.”
“You have excellent taste.”


12) “I love you.”
“You don’t even know me.”

everyone has a different set of mental illnesses/divergences that they project on to Fox Mulder, and every single person is right. He has them all, every last one. I’m so proud of my tol son he has overcome so much adversity. look at him go. Thats my mentally ill boy