How to initiate a Sludgge fluster-fest: Mix together Strade with bomb af kink and watch the magic unfold. Example: Since Strade probably has a fast recovery time during sex, imagine him filling you up with a whole lot cummies while dirty talking non stop in German
YOU HAD ME UNTIL “CUMMIES”.
i love this but i canNOT take that word seriously it makes me giggle omg,
Like Magnus is one of the consultant/helper people and Izzy comes in for a dress and brings Jace and Alec and Clary (bc she’s Simon’s bestwoman) and probably her mother and Magnus gets assigned to her. And the two of them squeal over the dresses he brings her together and just shake their heads in disgust at a few and basically become best friends
And Magnus keeps noticing how silent her supposed brother is being through the whole thing and also he’s really fucking hot omg and then she comes out in the dress and Alec just starts crying because she’s beautiful and that’s his perfect baby sister there and Magnus just thinks “wow he’s so sweet and perfect and omg i think I just fell in love”
and that’s the story of how they ended up on Say Yes To The Dress: Bridesmaids arguing over what to put Izzy and Clary and Jace and Simon in bc no, Magnus, we are notdoing rainbow glitter.
“It wasn’t so bad, except for the fact that I was being held against my will. Esme brought Italian
food - the good stuff, all the way from Port Angeles - and Alice was prepared with my favorite
movies. Even Rosalie was there, quietly in the background. Alice did insist on the pedicure,
and I wondered if she was working from a list - maybe something she’d compiled from
watching bad sitcoms. She grinned. “This hostage stuff is fun.”
I'm seriously obsessed with the way you draw! Like seriously. Especially how you draw Louis omg. It makes me giggle and tingle c; Like- its just weird but really sexy at the same time, and I don't know when I giggle too much giggling turns into guffaws and like- the way you draw Louis is addicting. Mind drawing a picture of Louis shirtless on the beach with Harry whose making a sand castle? I'm sorry for putting pressure on you like that its just- your drawings is really astonishing. :)x
first, aaaaaah, thank you so much! *throw louis everywhere* i really like drawing him so im happy you enjoyed them too!!
second, pffft harry making sand castle? im thinking more like this lol—
I was going to be a smart ass and have Xiumin in all the gifts but when I went through my gifs I was like but this is my favorite one of Baekhyun, etc. so ….yeah
I dont know why I love this one, but he’s just fucking adorable in it.
i cant decided between these 2 because fucking Chanyeol is just…ugh always perpetually adorably surprised.
what a fucking dork.
For fucks sake someone help this little shit.
first of all there’s Kai and then there is Jongin.
this is Jongin. oh puppy. look at you. just entertaining yourself, you special little cupcake you.
this is kai, channeling his inner sex god
ugh i have several. tbh i dont think about suho that much, but come on let’s take moment and think about the shit he has to put up with and yet he still cares about each member and don’t tell me suho-mama isn’t calling kris and luhan to check on them.
Ugh. i cant even. he’s just. ugh. squish!
oh look 2 squishies hugging.
evil squish is best squish.
Chen seriously if Chen and I were together we’d spending 90% of the time trolling people, 5% eating, and 5% sleeping.
no explaination needed for that. one. xiumin judging chen so hard.
i have so many. ugh. but this one because damn boy got air
omg. i cant. yixing is so special. i love him. i hate the high jokes, because it hurts him.
yes. yes i do.
this one just makes me giggle
omg do you know how hard this is, i like need a separate post for him.
“Neither have I,” he admitted, scanning the scene around them. He barely had to try to identify most of the guests–various senators, old friends of his family and such. All very rowdy and very intoxicated. “It’s very interesting what people will do, when they think they are anonymous.”
She smiled a bit at that. Rey was glad she wasn’t the only one who was completely new to this. It was bad enough that she felt so out of place wearing a gown. It wasn’t the sort of thing she was used to and it made her feel a little uncomfortable. “Have to come to just observe then?”