this made me lol really hard

theemoestdemon  asked:

I absolutely loved the feral Tom fic you wrote for me! It really cheered me up and made my day a lot better. Since you mentioned Tom scratching up Marco's furniture, could you do a fic on that? (Maybe Marco decides to get him a scratching post so his furniture doesn't get torn to shreds lol) I also loved the part where Tom clung on to his arm, that was really cute and I could totally see him doing that. :3

Awww, thank you so much! I’m so happy you liked the story, I worked really hard on that one! I’m sorry this took so long, but I was dealing with some stuff in my family. I’m trying to get back into writing, thinking it’ll cheer me up. I know it will, but it might take some time. So be patient, but don’t be discouraged! Your requests mean the world to me and I love getting them, but I just need a little more time than normally.

“MARCO GET THIS CAT OUT OF MY HOUSE!” Angie screamed. She was holding Tom by the shoulders, and the demon looked very guilty. Marco could hardly stifle a laugh as his mother le his boyfriend down and the demon scampered to peer out from behind the kitchen table.

“What did he do this time?” Marco asked.

“That little creature of your clawed up the new couch cushion.” Angie seethed at the demon who ran to be behind Marco. Marco laughed and gave Tom a hug.

“Aw, mom. He didn’t mean to.” Marco gushed. “He just has claws and sometimes they scratch things.” He defended. Tom purred and moved closer to Marco, nuzzling his hair. Marco giggled and Angie rolled her eyes. She then marched back into the the living room and tossed the cushion at Tom.

“Fix it!” She demanded.

“I don’t know how to sew.” Tom told her.

“Figure it out.” She told the demon. Tom nodded.

“Yes ma’am.” He obeyed and the woman patted him on the head before leaving. Marco laughed and Tom sat on the bar stool, trying to find a way to fix it. The human shook his head and got up, he got Tom a needle and thread and the demon began to try and sew up the pillow.

“You’re so cute.” Marco giggled. Tom stopped fiddling with the pillow and blushed deeply. He then looked down at his work and tried to hide his face, that was rapidly reddening. Marco giggled and took Tom by the hands. “Here, you’ll never sew it up like that. Let me help.” He offered. Tom coughed nervously and nodded.

“Th-thanks.” He mumbled. Marco smiled and showed Tom how to sew up the slashes from his claws.

“Do you get it?” Marco asked. Tom nodded and Marco took his hands away, letting Tom continue to sew on his own. He did so for a while before smiling proudly and holding up the pillow. Marco looked up and felt a big smile form on his face. The pillow looked awful, and it was sewn in all the wrong places.

“How’s it going in here?” Angie asked, stepping in the room. She was finishing up some work on her phone, so she didn’t see the pillow at once. Tom scrambled off the couch and ran up to her, holding the pillow out with a big smile on his face.

“Angie look! I fixed it!” He exclaimed proudly. Angie looked up and saw the disaster of a pillow in the demon’s hands. As soon as she was silent, Tom’s smile faded away. “Oh… It’s… it’s not too good, is it? I-I’m not so good at this I can… if I try again I’ll just mess up again so I’ll just buy a new pillow.” He offered.

“No!” Angie took it from him. “No, no, sweetie this is perfect!” She smiled. Tom’s ears perked up and he then got the most excited look on his face. “You did a great job, and thank you for trying your best.” She made sure to tell him. Tom looked like he was just given the world. He looked back and forth between Angie and Marco before running over to the couch and tackling Marco in a hug.

Angie smiled softly as she saw her son hold the demon and how happy they made each other. Tom looked so thrilled about the positive attention he was given. The poor demon was always starved for some sort of affection and acknowledgement. It made Angie feel sorry for him. She walked over and scooped him up in a hug.

“Marco, you made an excellent choice.” She spoke. Marco blushed violently as his mother hugged his boyfriend. “And Tom, you’re going to take good care of our Marco, right?” She asked. Marco groaned and shoved his face in the pillow, blushing furiously. Tom nodded and crawled over to cuddle against Marco.

“Uh-huh.” He promised. “Marco’s a real keeper.” Tom winked at the human, who tackled him down in a hug as soon as his mother left the room. The two continued to playfully push each other over and laugh together. Until Marco jumped on Tom.

The demon  looked up and Marco gave him a kiss on the nose. Tom blushed so deep and Marco lept off of him, right before Tom ignited in embarrassed fire. He looked away, flustered, before jumping off the couch. “I-I burnt up the couch again.” Tom coughed. Marco nodded and rushed some of the ash off the couch.

“Sorry about that.” Marco rubbed the back of his head. Tom shook his head.

“No, no. You should be able to kiss me without me freaking out.” Tom agreed. “I just… you know. I just freak out… you won’t tell anyone, right?” He asked, very shy and nervous. Marco laughed lightly and pulled Tom into a hug.

“Of course not, sweetie.” He assured. Tom smiled and latched himself onto Marco, enjoying the warm hug. “Uh… Tom?” Marco spoke a little nervous.

“Hmm?” Tom hummed.

“Your um… your claws are digging into my hoodie.” Marco spoke. Tom looked up and retracted his claws as to not scratch hic boyfriend.

“Right… sorry.”

Mail July 21st

July 21st

Good morning z z z

after kamikyoku shibari stage yesterday
I ate choco ice cream … what a happiness(*´q`*)

as for today is
Team 4 stage ~ !yeah !

I continue
performing on theater for 2 days straight … I want to perform at theater more

I also have prepared
chocolate mint ice cream
to reward myself today( °q° ) lol

I’ll do my best ~(*°3°*)


thanks to kamikyoku shibari stage
I become really close with Yokoyama yui chan

She’s very cute, straightforward just like children of relatives lol
slender, fair skin, cute
no one would imagine she would dance like that

Yokoyama Yui chan
also did some dance arrangement
for『 UZA 』
it become really hard !lol

more than anything
I was apointed to be double center
for Kibouteki refrain with Yokoyama Yui chan
thanks to showroom vote
it made me really happy
when performing it !

『 Manatsu no Sounds good 』
We’re paired there too, so happy(*´A`*)

in this stage
I really had lot of skinship with yuichan ~


in kamikyoku shibari stage
the presence of my genmates, mako is really important… 。

on the first song『 RIVER 』
I performed as double center with mako
it made me really really happy

「 let’s do our best 」「 you’re not alone 」

we always encourage each other
it’s really exciting eachanging our ideas
like this

my only genmates
the only 2 people left from 14th gen

it remind me when we just joined
we talked to each other in train
that someday
we will become double center of a song

at that time
we never thought
that we will perform『 RIVER 』as double center …

Lockers - Peter Parker

request -  hey, welcome to tumblr ! great username XD i was wondering if you could do a scenario where the reader was in the elevator then as spiderman pulls her up, she recognizes his voice then the next day, she confronts peter in at school, in an empty classroom and says she knows who he is and then hugs him out of nowhere and so much fluff ugh. thank you and i wish you the best with the blog !

a/n - i went through many different plots/settings with this fic so it took a while but, writing this was really fun. it sort of become rly super duper long so i apologize for that LOL and hopefully the fluff isn’t a flop like me but don’t forget to request a peter parker/spider-man fic if you’d like and follow!

The elevator began to shake even more, dropping one more time before I felt as if our fate was waiting for us down at the bottom floor. The broken glass made it hard to stand up, but what was even worse was that I was the only one left in the doomed elevator.

“Grab onto my hand!” The officer shouted at me, extending his arm to be the best way he could. I tried to desperately to reach it, but I couldn’t. The mix of adrenaline and fear had struck my body to the max.

“Sir, I-I can’t.” I cried, my heart breaking even more. Just then, the elevator went down another foot, and I felt my back press up against the tarnished wall. All I could hear was the harsh beat of my heart and the yells for help from the people up top.

“(Y/N) please! Try again!” I heard Liz yell from above. The situation had become to surreal to me that I almost became numb to it, with what could happen in a matter of seconds not scaring me as much as it should be.

Before I could register anything else, the sound of glass breaking snapped me back into reality. But surprisingly, it wasn’t from the elevator.

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When Arashi spins laughter... and actual spins (Arashi ni Shiyagare 04.03.2017)

└ The guests are ice-skaters and have Arashi take on the challenge of giving a ‘winning’ ending pose after taking spins in a chair.

First up…

Exuding stoicness as expected of our youngest.

And he pulls off a cool pose… albeit a little totteringly.

You didn’t only make US see stars then Jun-kun. (^_^)

Our next contestant tries to build up his inner reserves…

And his expression just speaks a thousand million words… (^_^)

Before he absolutely kills me with his ending pose!

And shipper in me tried to be more focused on Sho-kun… I tried really.

And although Masaki’s a literal blur, his hairstyle makes him look so kakkoi~~

And that ending Chinese gongfu-like pose! (^_^)

Then comes our cheater Neener.

… who while looking “nervous”, attempts to bribe / bully / kick the staff into spinning him at less than half the speed of the others. (HAHAHAHAHA~)

Though it hardly yields the desired outcome.

… as he totally feels the dizziness and nausea.

Last but DEFINITELY not the least… our sassy Riida with a helluva lot of SASS with a capital ‘S’!

You just KNOW he’s got something up his sleeve with THAT smirk on his lips…

Sasuga Onee Ohno-san~~

Did you ever really doubt the outcome?

And just a final shot of them all in their spin outfits.

Cr: Arashi ni Shiyagare 04.03.2017

Mail July 20th

July 20th

as usual
I listened to Kangaeru Hito
at train … z z z

Today, finallyyyy

shonichi for Kamikyoku Shibari stage(;A;)
tense & excitement
aaaah what should I do!!!lol

the song that will be performed
is really hard
I’m in fear when practice hasn’t started

but after the days of practice
I actually feel my own growth
and how I see it differently

for the very first time I was appointed as “ACE”
it made me really happy
it always been my motivation

although there is the time
that i was beaten by the pressure
but now I have confidence
I can show everyone
my best perfomance !

yuuchan also
doing her best for
aoki san produce stage【 Sekai wa Yume ni Michiteru】rehearsal

I have to do my best too ! ooh !

She also has to take care of
16th gen stage
【 Let’s go ーkenkyuusei 】as producer
she has lot of things to do
is really amazing … respect.

I hope I can appear
with her on Aoki san’s stage…(´・_・`)


make up

I haven’t trim my bangs
since June 26th
it’s getting pretty long ……

no time

my bangs already covered my eyes( °q° )

I want to cut it aaaah

feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • [ TEXT ] I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
  • [ TEXT ] This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left…bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
  • [ TEXT ] I bet your mom’s never met a girl who’s thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
  • [ TEXT ] Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry’s mind
  • [ TEXT ] You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn’t have predicted the housing crisis.
  • [ TEXT ] I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
  • [ TEXT ] I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
  • [ TEXT ] I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
  • [ TEXT ] Don’t tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
  • [ TEXT ] Don’t take a pillow from my bed. You don’t know which ones of them my vagina has been on
  • [ TEXT ] I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that’s not awesome customer service, I don’t know what is.
  • [ TEXT ] my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it’s literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
  • [ TEXT ] that’s what I’m here for. I’m literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
  • [ TEXT ] sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
  • [ TEXT ] All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
  • [ TEXT ] Dude I turned down free booze. I think I’m growing as a person.
  • [ TEXT ] Can’t tell if it’s the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
  • [ TEXT ] it was a hallmark card with butt plugs
  • [ TEXT ] Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It’ll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
  • [ TEXT ] It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
  • [ TEXT ] His ex told me that she wanted me to “take care of” him but from the way she said it I couldn’t tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
  • [ TEXT ] If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
  • [ TEXT ] We’re lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we’re okay. I think they all understand.
  • [ TEXT ] Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you’ve dug for yourself. asking for a friend
  • [ TEXT ] i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering “why” in various inflections.
  • [ TEXT ] Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
  • [ TEXT ] Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
  • [ TEXT ] I couldn’t find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
  • [ TEXT ] Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I’ve never met before.
  • [ TEXT ] Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
  • [ TEXT ] how do i act around someone who’s shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
  • [ TEXT ] he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
  • [ TEXT ] I never imagine I’d say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
  • [ TEXT ] Why can’t they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I’m meant to be?
  • [ TEXT ] There’s nothing like when u really click with a stripper
  • [ TEXT ] Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
  • [ TEXT ] I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
  • [ TEXT ] Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
  • [ TEXT ] He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
  • [ TEXT ] That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
  • [ TEXT ] You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him “shouldn’t you be yelling at dragons”
  • [ TEXT ] I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.

Gyaaaaaaah, I’m gonna take a chance and post this here - please be kind.

My genderbent cosplay of Yuri Katsuki’s Eros costume
Everything is made by me.

SO I havnt seen anyone do this so thought I might- i made pixel sprites of the drv3 kids in their past school uniforms. Sorry if these seem like spoilers? they’re not important in the game so i don’t really think they are :/

(dont tag as kin me etc,
reblogs r cool,
dont use without permission)

p3/p5 family au info thing

first and foremost, i’d just like to reiterate that this is an au so i can do whatever i want with it, don’t go militant on me for having fun pls thanks 

alright so i woke up with like 409386093 asks about the parents dying [niijima parents’ death isn’t a spoiler but there are p3p spoilers in here so watch out :0….]  and i suppose this is needed shdfjfgkhfjal i’m laughing so hard- so the range of questions i got are “YOU’RE GOING TO KILL THEM OFF?” “THEY’RE GOING TO DIE” “THIS MEANS THEY’RE DEAD” and

OKAY SO, i originally made this au so i can have them both alive and happy so, it doesn’t really follow p5verse that much. i didn’t really think too deep about this au to ponder about how they’ll die because i just really wanted to have an akiham family to play with LOL (i like to call this branch “please save me from p3p depression”)

however, after some development with friends, it got a little bit more angsty and this is where it starts to follow p5verse more. so back to the original p5 plot: yes, both parents will die like how p5 has told. (i call this branch “Depression Setting In” GKSGLSKG:AL;)

so basically:

  • first branch = lighthearted; “No Angst Allowed, Good Time Only”
  • second branch = angsty, bittersweet; “lms if u love eating shit and dying”

i like both branches tho so i will most likely draw for both sometimes! mostly just the first branch tho bc i wanna run away from depression pls so i apologize in advance if i ever confuse you all with that HAHA so you can interpret my drawings with whichever branch you prefer: if you love being in post-p3p/p5 canon denial bliss or eating shit and dying, it’s up to you my dude

for the second branch, to answer the questions:
1) “how will hamuko die?”

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some of my mother doodles

lol so @peyelle told me to make a gemsona so… i made a moss agate!!  she was a pd gem and Majory Fucked Up keeping the rose quartzes in line (lol clearly) so she was reassigned to yellow for reconditioning/training (its a shock she wasnt shattered but u know how sentimental bd is lolll). she really struggles with blaming pd’s death on herself so she overcompensates by putting on an Extra Tough front and being really hard on other gems for their flaws (sound familiar?? lmFAO can u tell who i relate to in the show aaaahahahah) 

also heres a height chart for your reference

i did try to make her aesthetically similar to holly blue since yanno, both agates and all. i hope u guys like her lmaooo/////// i feel embarrassed posting this //////////////////////

alright my dudes, here it is. I made this in 3 minutes so its ugly but i really only cared abt the info. uhh if anything is hard to understand shoot me a message or if there is something else you’re interested abt idk.

or most importantly, if you want to commission me PLEASE send me a message!

im really excited this is my first commission thingy so please boost/rb this!

The sexualisation of Tom Holland has made me so uncomfortable and it’s been really hard for me to put into words for a while. I haven’t been able to put my finger on why this all makes me so strange and concerned since this guy was cast as Spiderman.

It was only when I read tweets like these that I realised why Tom Holland being treated as an object of sexual desire has made me so uncomfortable. If I was 16 and watched Spiderman: Homecoming, I might have fallen desperately in love with Tom Holland and he might’ve been my new obsession and I really don’t care that other 16 yo’s are treating him as sexy and attractive and whatever. It’s the realisation that it’s not just adolescents seeing him in that way. If 16 yo me googled Tom Holland’s age I would’ve been like “Yes he’s only 21 that’s so close to me, I could have a chance (however improbable) with him!”. These people google his age and think “Yes, he’s 21 and it’s not illegal or wrong to feel sexual desire for him!” which just grosses me out.

I don’t know if I feel uncomfortable because he was cast just when he turned 19, or just because he’s the same age as me and it’s unsettling to realise that if people sexualise him, people can sexualise me too. Maybe it’s the fact that they admit that they were worried that their sexual feelings aren’t OK until they made sure that he was over 18. It could be the fact that it’s so rare to have actors portraying teenagers when they are or have just been teenagers that it’s upsetting and jarring to me that people sexualise them. 

I could just be overreacting, but seeing all of these fucking adults saying “hey the kid who looks 17 and is playing a 17 year old is actually 21 so it’s okay to want to fuck someone 10 years younger than me” is just so fucking gross and ugly to me.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I really like how you made the bookmark(?) thingy for S&P,it's really cute! Poods-violent chibi, Marki-half-robot with a too heavy hand(lol), Kenny-blushing,supposedly scary bear,Cry-romantic(?) gentleman and Jacky-cinnamon roll that needs to be protected(you can see who's my favourite here lol). I hope you guys all the best for S&P! ^^ Love you all soooo much

ah u mean this? ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ♪

thanks a lot ! i worked kinda hard on it and that was fun !

You perfectly described all of them! Glad u took the time to tell me this !8u8 that’s totally adorable of u ! (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧  

Thankies for your support! //gives a cookie// 

itsjustmezari  asked:

I'm one of those people who can't sit still while listening to music, my family thinks I have issues lol, but anyways can. I hc for Sam and T'Challa reacting to their s/o dancing to their favorite song?

Oh my god I am literally dancing around to my music in between these asks! LOL, I feel you though.


Originally posted by havemanymonkeys

He immediately starts dancing with you. He’s a goofball so you can expect to see some dated dance moves and animated facial expressions. Sometimes if you seem really in to it he’ll just hang back and watch you dance with an indulgent smile on his face.


Originally posted by trending-ethnic-mens-fashion

He really wants to dance with you but he’s laughing too hard. You can expect him to laugh at you then hug you if you’re embarrassed. He’ll keep on dancing with you though, even as giggles keep slipping out.

~Mod Lillian (This one made me smile)

Me: Yeah I mean La La Land was okay but I had issue with it bec–

Some filmblr: HAHA WOW. I’ll have you know, this movie won 68,000 Hoodee Doodee awards and they had to shove cameras up their ass every day to get this movie made!! This is a movie for the DREAMERS!! It was so hard to get this movie made lol! Moonlight? Haha yeah so good, I’ll watch it someday, I mean it’s not like it leaked or anything and it’s really easy to watch it!!

Just a little headcanon fanfic thingy of Keith/Sheith that just popped in my head. :”)

Keith relies on instinct more, yes. It’s easier. But, that doesn’t mean he lacks academic knowledge. With both talent and hardwork, he was easily noted as ‘prodigy pilot’ around the Garrison.

However, his hardwork was quickly covered by the talent and people looked at his direction with sour envy. No one really is glad for his achievements. They all whisper behind his back, saying how lucky he is to have a talent and not work day and night. When he does.

Even teachers become ignorant to it and scold their students with; ‘look at kogane!’ and he would watch the scolded students down expression, a hint of jealousy growing as the teacher goes on and on about him.

He hates it.

He hates how everyone ignores his hardwork and only see him for his talent.

He hates how teachers compare other to him.

He hates how others are belittled because of him.

He hates how some of them are earning to become like him, when it’s clear everyone is different and they are all unique.

He hates how some of them are experiencing depression, anxiety because of him.

He doesn’t want this at all.

Sometimes… Sometimes, he hates his talent.

Shiro was the Golden Boy. He was talented and successful, yet everyone adored him.

Keith was very indifferent to him - no. Frankly speaking, he was jealous. Everyone hated him for his talent, yet Shiro was always praised. Everyone ignored his sleepless nights, yet they all admire Shiro’s hardworking.

He doesn’t get it.

Perhaps it is because he was socially active and gentle. His smile and eyes are always kind and reassuring. He has this charisma that allures people to him, wanting to become friends with him. 

But, he never bothered Shiro. He watched from afar, sometimes sourly, sometimes confusedly.

One time when he finished training, Shiro was there. Who apparently was watching the whole time. He ignored him, but froze when he heard, “Good job out there!”

He spared a glance - he was smiling; with that ridiculously bright and warm beam. He merely nodded, stunned.

The next time he countered Shiro, it was in the library. He was dozing off because of…3 sleepless nights? Shiro sits beside him and says, “You should rest - you look exhausted.”

Oh, he is capable of exhausting? He thought he was invincible with his talent. He purses his lips and scowls at Shiro weakly, protesting. Shiro smiles. “Take a good sleep before you do that on your exam.”

He did sleep. He felt better and awaken. He didn’t tell Shiro though. But, he probably knows. 

They got closer after that.

It was…nice. To have someone beside you, who genuinely cares about you.

But most of all??? Shiro didn’t ignore his hardwork. He saw it. He saw both talent and hardwork. He taught him how to balance it.

But, Shiro wasn’t talented - “I am not, stop looking at me like that, Keith. But really - I just…worked hard. Nothing felt familiar with me. Everything was so new. I just had major interest, that’s all.”

So, Shiro wasn’t talented. A big surprise, but nothing changed.

He asked what made Shiro approach him - “Your talent. And how dedicated you were to your studies.”

And sometimes…sometimes, he is thankful to his talent.

nlaflasjfklasjflsa idk, lol. :”)))