this made me laugh the moment i saw it

watching this episode:

It’s cute to see how all of them are praising gohan for his movie (except goku, he just walks in the back and his face almost looks like ehhh or what ever) 

Then this part made me laugh cause I was like Hahaha chichi little do you know the battle scenes were REAL! 😂

Then when I saw this part to ME it sounded like Goku was jealous of his son. xD He’s like eh I fell asleep watching it *mumble mumble* I prefer doing the fights then watching them *mummble mumble what ever* Cause remember Chichi is like goku’s fangirl and she always praises him but this time she was praising gohan for an awesome fight

Then she hits him lol 

Then she’s like well damn it was your son’s big moment show some support 

But there was one performance this year that stunned me. It sank its hooks in my heart. Not because it was good; there was nothing good about it. But it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh, and show their teeth. It was that moment when the person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter. Someone he outranked in privilege, power and the capacity to fight back.
 
It kind of broke my heart when I saw it, and I still can’t get it out of my head, because it wasn’t in a movie. It was real life. And this instinct to humiliate, when it’s modeled by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody’s life, because it kinda gives permission for other people to do the same thing.
 
Disrespect invites disrespect, violence incites violence. And when the powerful use their position to bully others we all lose.
— 

Meryl Streep, accepting the 

Cecil B. Demille Award at the 2017 Golden Globes

An actor’s only job is to enter the lives of people who are different from us and let you feel what that feels like. And there were many, many, many powerful performances this year that did exactly that, breathtaking, compassionate work. There was one performance this year that stunned me. It sank its hooks in my heart. Not because it was good. There was nothing good about it. But it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh and show their teeth. It was that moment when the person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter. Someone he outranked in privilege, power, and the capacity to fight back. It kind of broke my heart when I saw it. I still can’t get it out of my head because it wasn’t in a movie. It was real life.

And this instinct to humiliate, when it’s modeled by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody’s life, ’cause it kind of gives permission for other people to do the same thing.

Disrespect invites disrespect. Violence incites violence. And when the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose. Okay. Go on with that thing.

“There was one performance this year that stunned me. It sank its hooks in my heart, not because it was good. There was nothing good about it. But it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh and show their teeth. It was the moment when the person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter, someone he outranked in privilege, power and the capacity to fight back. It kind of broke my heart when I saw it, and it still can’t get it out of my head because it wasn’t in a movie. It was real life. This instinct to humiliate, when it’s modeled by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody’s life. Because it kind of gives permission for other people to do the same thing.”
- Meryl Streep  (2017 Golden Globes)

There are way more things I hate about Chidi than like about him.  His stupid Clark Kent glasses.  His extensive turtleneck collection.  Oh, and he loves ethics sooooo much, he once talked about John Rawls for two hours.  I timed it, and he only stopped because he saw me timing him.  Granted, he laughed and kind of made fun of himself…it was a nice moment, but still.  He always twitches his eyebrows when he says, ‘Absolutism.’  And he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me….which is nice.  He’s also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked.  And…OOOh fork!  I’m in love with Chidi.
— 

Eleanor realizing she’s in love with Chidi

Edmund x Reader: Indirect Kiss

(Y/n) entered the kitchen. She rubbed her sore neck before pulling herself onto the chairs next to the counter. She was glad nobody was in the kitchen at the moment. She crossed her arms over the counter and lay her head ontop.

    She jolted up when she heard shrill whistling. She saw Edmund quietly putting tea bags into mugs. She placed a

hand over her beating heart. “Aslan, you scared me.”

    Edmund only laughed. “All the noise I made coming in and you wake up from a tea kettle?”

    “I didn’t realize how exhausted I was,” (Y/n) said, sitting up. Edmund slid the steeping tea over to her. “Maybe I should have listened to you and not tried to work late last night.”

    He gasped dramatically, placing a hand over his mouth. “What? Me, right about something? The world’s coming to an end!”

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But there was one performance this year that stunned me. It sank its hooks in my heart, not because it was good, it was – there’s nothing good about it. But it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh and show their teeth.

It was that moment when the person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter, someone he outranked in privilege and power and the capacity to fight back. It, it kind of broke my heart when I saw it and I still can’t get it out my head because it wasn’t in a movie. It was real life. And this instinct to humiliate when it’s modeled by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody’s life because it kind of gives permission for other people to do the same thing.

Disrespect invites disrespect. Violence incites violence. When the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose. OK, go on with that thing. OK, this brings me to the press. We need the principled press to hold power to account, to call them on the carpet for every outrage.

That’s why our founders enshrined the press and its freedoms in our constitution. So I only ask the famously well-heeled Hollywood foreign press and all of us in our community to join me in supporting the Committee to Protect Journalists, ’cause we’re going to need them going forward and they’ll need us to safeguard the truth.

Today I ran.


First mile, all I did was think of you and how it would take 1,999 miles more to get to you. And if we weren’t divided by the ocean then I think I would run until I reach you—my starting line.


Second mile, all I did was think of you again—wondering if you’d do the same for me. Wondering if we’d meet half away. That’d be Thailand I think. Or Cambodia.


Third mile, I immediately made a deal with the sky from the moment I saw my house from a distance. That I’d reach it under 10 seconds and the possibility of us living a happily ever after would increase. And I sprinted. And I sprinted. And I sprinted. Until I did for only 6 seconds.


Then I looked up the sky, and the sun laughed.

—  Juansen Dizon // I Am A Runner

My whole life changed, the day I saw him. It was two months ago in Mystic Grill. I was sitting there along with my best friends drinking, and laughing. That’s when I felt my heart clench, my head turned towards the door without my consent and that’s when I saw Klaus Mikaelson. The hot topic of Mystic Falls.

I had never seen, or met him. When I saw him, my whole world turned upside down. My heart started beating extremely fast, there were butterflies in my stomach. The moment he walked in, both of our eyes locked.

He couldn’t tear his eyes away from mine, nor could I tear mine from his. There was a fuzzy feeling in my heart which automatically made me smile and distressed at the same time. He was my mate. Out of all the wolves in the world, it had to be the famous original hybrid. Klaus Mikaelson, whose terror spread across the supernatural world He himself started to smirk devilishly making me blush.

“Earth to (Y/N)” I heard (best friend) say. “Hmm? Sorry, I dozed off for a while” I replied smiling. “Anyways I was saying that..” she continued telling me tales, but I couldn’t help my mind which kept wandering elsewhere. I kept feeling eyes burning holes in my back and I knew it was him, I ignored it for a while but it was becoming unbearable.

I excused myself and went outside for some fresh air. I stepped outside and sighed as cold breeze hit my face. Unknowingly, I started walking towards, god knows where. My feet were carrying me as I swiftly walked towards serenity trying to keep thoughts of Klaus out of my head. I walked towards an abandoned alleyway finding peace.

“So, I have finally found you. My mate” I heard a voice on my right and turned to see the devil himself standing there with a smirk plastered on his face. “What’s your name, little wolf?” he asked advancing towards me. “(Y/N)” I replied confidently and faced him. “I’m Klau-“ “Don’t bother I already know who you are” I shot sassily. “Feisty… I like that in a girl”. He said grinning and standing before me, our face inches away. I was staring deeply into his beautiful eyes which held soo much love for me.

“I have waited centuries for this, for you” he whispered against my lips cupping my cheek. “And so have I” I replied trying to control my heart rate. With that being said, he crashed his lips on mine hungrily and pushed me against the wall roughly. I kissed back with just as much need. The moment our lips touched, our bodies were electrified. Our lips moved in sync perfectly. We were truly meant to be. Fire and water, kindness and evil, love and hatred, darkness and light. The perfect match. We pulled away after a while. “This is how you make me feel love” He said as he grabbed my hand and placed it on his chest where his heart was. It was beating rapidly just like mine was I started blushing. He chuckled and leaned in for another kiss wrapping his arms tightly around my waist. And trailing kisses down my neck.

This was the beginning of a new life

Preference "How they react to you wearing glasses."

(So i’m posting this preference before because I finished it first XD and it’s kinda fluffy! Yay for our fav liking us again :3 As someone who always wear glasses (cause my eye sight sucks XD) this was awesome to write!! Gifs not mine/Found them on google/Credit to the original owners.)

Negan- The moment he saw you with glasses while doing your work, he stopped and then slowly made his way towards you and as he got a real good look at you, said “You look…fucking awesome with glasses…Je-sus! Fuck! How do you even do that?!” You laughed but suddenly he got a hold of your glasses and put them on and started to ask “Tell me Y/N…do I look just as good as you do with these glasses?” Only to make you laugh even harder.

Daryl- He noticed you wearing glasses one day and thought you looked pretty. He never found the courage to say anything but would smile here and there when he saw you looking towards him. However, you noticed him staring at you and decided to ask him about it and he admitted “Y/N, you always look good but…I don’t know…there’s just something about you with glasses that I can’t stop myself from staring at you…”

Rick- He was getting prepared to leave for a run, when in the corner of his eye, he noticed something different about you. You were wearing glasses and he couldn’t help but smile and say “Something new Y/N?” You laughed and explained to him as to why you had glasses and he replied “That’s good…i’m glad you’re wearing them…you look stunning…as you always do…”

Merle- You were working with Milton and as Merle walked in, he noticed something different, you had glasses. He whistled and couldn’t help but chuckle as you looked up at him. “Lookin’ good Y/N! You look like one of them sexy secretary or teacher you know…I like that! Plan on keeping them when you come to my room tonight, right?” You shook your head and laughed and threw a ball of paper at him.

Glenn- While on a run with him, you found a pair of glasses and decided to put them on for fun. You laughed and so did he but he thought you were cute and said “You should keep them! You look really adorable…and pretty…” He seemed a littly shy and it made you laugh. You noticed another pair of glasses and decided to put it on him. You told him he was cute as well and he chuckled, you then promised to keep yours if he kept his to which he gladly did.

Carl- He walked by your room and noticed something new about you, you were wearing glasses to read. He smiled and without even knocking, walked into your room and sat next to your bed. You looked up at him smiling and he said “New glasses?” You nodded and he continued “I hope you don’t plan on wearing them everywhere now…Cause it’s seriously distracting! I forgot what I had to do before this!”

The Governor- You always had glasses but every time you wore them, he was always out. However, he was about to leave for a run and that’s when he finally saw you with glasses. He smirked and said “Y/N…never knew you had glasses?” You chuckled and explained to him as to why he never knew and it made him laugh. He nodded and smirked said “Well, when I come back you better still have them on…”

Abraham- When you started to work along side him, you always brought your glasses with you to get a better look at the plans. He noticed that and as he’d look at you he couldn’t help but be distracted. He’d stare for a while and as you’d ask him what was wrong, he’d chuckle and answer “The fact that you don’t wear glasses as often as you should! You look gorgeous…”

Eugene- You were eating a snack in the kitchen after a long day of working and as Eugene walked in he noticed something different. You had glasses and he couldn’t help but just look at you from afar for a while. Eventually, you noticed him and called him over and ask if everything was alright. He’d look at you straight in the eyes and say “Yeah…But I just wanted to tell you…you’re seriously really hot with the glasses!”

Jesus- The first time he met you, he saw you without glasses. However when he came back, he noticed you always wore glasses and couldn’t help but find you cute. You caught him looking at you more than once and asked him what was wrong and he said “No, there’s nothing wrong…it’s just you look as good with glasses as you did without!”

Ron- He noticed you wearing glasses while working, one day and couldn’t help but ask since when you wore them. As you’d explain to him, he’d smile and only end up saying “Well, I just wanted to say that you look really nice with your glasses! I’m glad you wear them often!”

Dwight- He never really noticed you wearing glasses, until you took them off one evening. He then realized you looked just as good with them on and as you did without but never really thought of saying anything. However, you’d often catch him stealing glances at you and every time you were about to clean them he’d always offer to do it for you and just take it.

Morgan- You always had the habit of reading before going to sleep and wore glasses to do so. Even though he saw you like this every night, it would still stun him and make him smile. You noticed and chuckled asking him what was wrong and he’d answer “Nothing…It’s just I still can’t get over you when I see you reading…”

Michonne- Since your arrival in Alexandria, she noticed you wearing your glasses more often and couldn’t help but smile. She thought you were adorable always adjusting your glasses for them to stay close to your eyes. One day she helped you adjusting them and said “I hope you realize you look really nice with them…”

Maggie- From the day she met you, she couldn’t help but be attracted to you every time you wore your glasses. You noticed her looking at you and biting her lips once and asked her if it was because she liked it. Shyly she nodded and said “I really like it when you wear them…it makes you look different from everyone here…I like it…”

Andrea- She noticed you wearing glasses while helping Milton in his office and couldn’t help but find you a little more attractive. You noticed her often staring and smirking at you and one day couldn’t help but wonder why, to which she answered “I’m staring at you because I like what I see…”

Jessie- She saw you come back from a run with a pair of glasses on and couldn’t help but be surprised. She asked you why you had them all of a sudden and as you explained to her, she found herself smiling and actually enjoying your new look.

Beth- She liked that you wore glasses, it made you look different from the others and would always go out of her way to remind you that. She’d smile and say “Y/N, you should keep wearing your glasses often, I really like it! I mean you look good without them too but…I really like it when you wear them!”

Sasha- She was about to leave and go on a run, when she came across you and noticed you wearing glasses. She looked over at you twice and realized you were really wearing them. You noticed her smile and asked if she noticed something new and it made her laugh and as she walked away said “Yeah…I like it! Hope you plan on keeping them!”

Rosita- You were working on some plans and she noticed you were wearing glasses. She couldn’t help but keep looking at you to get your attention. As you’d ask her what’s wrong, she’d shrug and say “Nothing…It’s just you never told me you had glasses…but that’s okay…I just wanted to say you looked good that’s all…”

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Confessing DiNozzo you loved him since you first saw him :D

You coughed and sat up, unable to sleep. This open wound was hurting.
You rolled over and grabbed your phone.

Tony walked into the bullpit the next day, circles under his eyes dark. He sat at his desk and noticed the light on his phone beeping. A voicemail.
‘Beep- Hey Tony. It’s me. I just… I couldn’t sleep.’
He inhaled. Your voice was something that could soothe him, even from miles and miles away.
'I wanted to tell you I love you.’
Tony’s heart stopped.
'From the first moment I saw you.“ You could be heard laughing and he could envision you shaking your head with a smile, hair brushing on your shoulders. 'You made me laugh. So hard. Remember that time you put Ziva’s stapler in jello?”
Tony grinned to himself, almost not feeling a tear wander out of his eye and down his cheek.
He loved you too.

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DQ Week Day 2: Revelation of Parentage

Regina couldn’t believe what Mal had just shown her; a glimpse of a child with her complexion and a full head of dark hair. Regina couldn’t wrap her mind 

what Maleficent had told her, but she had now seen it for herself.

“Rumple showed her to me and the moment I saw her, I just knew,” Mal quietly said to Regina. Maleficent had known Regina was the only one who could’ve “fathered” Lily, but seeing her daughter made it real.

“There’s no denying she’s yours. That hair is all you, dear,” Maleficent said as she gave a small laugh while watching Regina process the fact that she was a new mom again.

Regina couldn’t contain her smile any longer. The brunette leaned towards Mal and gaves her a gentle kiss. "We have a beautiful baby together and I couldn’t be happier.“

Seeing how elated Regina was over the news that she and Maleficent had a daughter together gave the blonde a kind of joy that she hadn’t experienced since she discovered that she was expecting Lily.

"I promise we will find her.” The determination in the former queen’s voice was unmistakable. “We will find Lily and bring her home. Our daughter will know that her mothers love her and that she has a family here. She may not be a child anymore, but Lily will know she’ll always have us to look after her.”

She had seen Regina with her Henry and knew what a wonderful mother she was. Her heart soared at the thought of seeing her queen give that same love and adoration to their child.

Mal pressed her lips to Regina’s. The proof of their love was walking around out there all alone and nothing was going to stop thedragon and the former evil queen from getting her back.

I was crying in the bathroom at school today and a girl I didn’t even know saw me and asked me if I needed some water and asked me why I was crying. After telling her that it was just something stupid, I guess she understood that I didn’t want to talk about it, so she completely changed the subject and asked me my name and she was joking around then, and she talked to me about herself as well. She made me feel so much better and I actually started laughing then and she made me forget everything I was worrying about, at least for that moment. Also it’s so ironic how the reason of me running straight to the bathroom and crying was some girls.

seriously why can’t all girls be like that one girl? Why do we always have to fight and make each other feel worthless? Why are we jealous of each other? Let’s all be nice please. Girl power is so strong and important. Let’s use it to make each other feel better not completely worthless.

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Top 5 Haruppi funny moments

5. Wrong timing. 

4. Hiding away for her too bad crepe-cooking-skills.

3. SAKUHARU quest more like “whats-this-shit” quest. 

2. Men? No, thanks.

1. Just… 

There honestly are so many… Especially not from any TV show or anything, but from her G+ entries and such. And I honestly am so bad at these kinda things, ‘cause aside from n.1, which had me laughing for legitimately 30 minutes the first time I saw it, I honestly love all the other moments the same way. They made me laugh so much all of them, and I love them to death. 

I’d like to have everyone’s attention for a moment please. This is really important.

@smokeauditore and I made those posts about the whole Danse-Senpai thing because we thought it was actually funny and our main goal was to make people laugh. 

We didn’t make them to mock the Japanese culture or anything like that. Sorry If you felt offended by it and thought it was completely immature and my bad if you cringed as you saw the post but let me tell you something. A friend of mine did my Sole-Senpai challenge and got attacked for it and this is simply unacceptable. If you have some unpleasant remark to say, grow balls and say them to me instead of attacking someone else who absolutely did nothing wrong. 

Oh and if it really bothers you, how about you blacklist the tag #SoleSenpai or just simply block me? Don’t you think this is a better idea than sending hate? 

I’ll say it again, our purpose was not to make fun of the Japanese people or their culture. Don’t take it personally. Thank you.

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I love Patrick Stump a lot. Like the dude made me realize I was genderfluid (leaning towards masculine) I was raised to be feminine but when I was 8 and saw his sideburns for the first time: it completely changed my life. 12 years later I'm questioning my gender identity, look back on that moment, and everything becomes clear, or as clear as it can get for me. Him as a person as done more for me. But tldr, Pat has literally help shape me into the person I am today.

im genuinely very happy for you and of course i totally support genderfluid identities and whatnot but im genuinely laughing because patricks sideburns changed someones life thats honestly delightful i hope you have a wonderful life

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Takao and Imayoshi seeing their s/o in a towel

Takao

“Hey, Takao,” He heard his partner from the doors that lead into bathroom.

“Yeah?” he called with his focus still on the game that was on the television.

“Can you get me some clothes?” They asked.

He turned his head their way and raised an eyebrow when he saw them peeking with their head out. “And…why don’t you go out?” he asked, confusion visible in his stare.

“I am cold.” They frowned. “It is cold out here and I only have towel wrapped around me. I will get sick.” They said.

Takao laughed, throwing his head back which made his partner pout. “Okay, ok—oh wait a moment.” Just as he was about to stand up, he stopped midway when his favourite team got the ball. “Come on, shoot it!” he called, suddenly completely engrossed in the game.

[Name] let out a sigh without realizing that Takao was only planning this. They opened the doors and walked out of the bathroom, passing right in front of Takao, who whistled.  Their head snapped his way, their cheeks growing dark in a second when Takao winked.

“I knew it” They grabbed the pillow from the ground and threw it at their boyfriend, who was laughing on the couch.

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Sakamaki: last week tonight. Requested by anon.

It was your favorite show, not only did you get news on the world. But it always also made funny by John Oliver and his mitts of disapproval.
Though it was how you would get very serious then laugh out lot sudden that got their attention.
Marching up to your room, he saw you still in your pjs, huddled under a blanket. While eating a tub of ice cream staring at the tv.

Shuu
“So this is why you have been ignoring my text?” He arched and eyebrow land caught your attention. “Heh, you look cute.” He smirked then smiled warmly,
“‘Mind if I join?”
“Come on, snuggle me.” You chirped with a smile pausing the show for the moment. As Shuu got under the blanket with you.
Pulling you on to his lap, he nuzzled himself into you, and closed his eyes.
“Are you just going to sleep?” You mused as you started it back up. He didn’t answer back.

Reiji
“What is this? So this is what happened in the other parts of the world. Humans are getting more and more distasteful.” He frowned and sighed, clicking his tongue.
You were quiet as you stared at him with an arched eyebrow, then he realized his mistake.
“All of them but you dear are distasteful. Forgive me if I have offended you.”
Grabbing you hand and kissing the palm of your hand.

Ayato
“Haha!” Ayato chuckled loudly with you, wiping away a tear of joy that was forming in the corner of his eye. And as it cut to commercial he turned to you.
Picking yo a piece of popcorn and tossing it at your mouth.
“Catch!” He said a little too late as it bounced off your nose.

I promise that I am trying so hard to be okay with you leaving. I am trying so hard not to think of you or to stumble across memories that I don’t want to have anymore. I’m trying so hard to forget everything that you made me feel.

But last night, I saw an old photo of us and we looked so happy. You were holding me and I was wrapped around you and we were laughing. We were in love. And it’s just hit me that I will never get another moment with you like that. I won’t get to hear you laugh at my corny jokes, or see your eyes roll every time I’m being stupid, or see your eyes when you see the beautiful stars at night. I won’t get to smile at you randomly - just because I love you.

It’s just hit me that this is the end.

—  D.N. // excerpt from a book i’ll never write #58