this made me laugh so hard tbh

catchthespade  asked:

your drunk bidders post got me laffin lmaooo though it made me wonder: from best to worst, how would you rank the bidders(+mc) in terms of how good they are at fighting?

Thank you lmao :’) and yES this is the shit I live for!!

@maidofstars you should see this too lmao

MC: ???/10 DO NOT ATTEMPT

  • Holy shit dude
  • She’s hung out with the Bidders long enough to learn techniques from each of them
  • Her pent-up rage from dealing with these dumbasses is just adding fuel to the fire tbh
  • Don’t let her size fool you; MC can put anyone in a headlock
  • She’s fast, so she can dodge attacks and recover really quickly
  • Could probably knock anyone tf out in like 2 seconds

Soryu: 10/10 Get Rekt

  • There’s a reason why Soryu is a mobster
  • Aside from experience with weapons, he can fist fight really well and is professionally trained in martial arts
  • He can kick so high what the f u c k
  • He’s able to predict what his enemy will do next and counterattack
  • Soryu is hella strong, so he could wrestle someone to the ground before they even knew what was happening
  • He’s able to stay calm and focused in any fight, which scares the shit out of his enemies 

Hikaru: 8.5/10 Killin’ Machine

  • Probably knows 100 different ways to kill someone with his bare hands
  • More used to using weapons, but don’t sleep on his hand-to-hand combat skills
  • S O   M U C H   E N E R G Y
  • Hikaru is used to long, drawn-out fights so he knows how to pace himself
  • He may have a baby face, but he’s scary af when provoked
  • Can dodge attacks really, really well. Rarely ever gets hurt in a fight

Mamoru: 8/10 Don’t Poke the Bear

  • He can be super intimidating when he needs to be
  • Trained in martial arts and firearms, and is used to taking down rowdy criminals 
  • Probably the best improviser out of all the Bidders; can turn almost anything into a weapon
  • Suprisingly fast and strong. It’s like flipping a switch on inside Mamoru 
  • Can easily think like the enemy and predict what they’ll do next

Luke: 7/10 Weirdly Nimble

  • Probably most surprising of all, this walking zombie can focus and be quick on his feet during a fight
  • Since he has such long limbs, he can grab his enemies and trip them easily
  • Catch these surgeon hands 
  • Just wants the fight to be over tbh, so he’ll try to subdue his enemies more than anything
  • Can get really fierce when someone he cares about or an innocent person is being targeted 

Shuichi 6.5/10 Learned From the Best

  • You bet this man was taught how to fight from his assassian best friend
  • (Politicians are often in danger, you know)
  • Knows how to throw a few swings if necessary 
  • Can take down an enemy surprisingly quickly
  • Is really out of practice, though
  • His calm personality makes him really calculated and focused during an altercation 

Baba 5/10 Lover, Not a Fighter

  • He can hold his own in a fight for a while, but he’s not used to being involved in physical attacks
  • More focused on ending the conflict vs. duking it out
  • Baba’s fast from constantly running in his line of work
  • Not the face, man
  • Really prefers to talk things out

Eisuke: 3/10 What a Baby

  • He has no reason to fight anyone, so he has very little experience with it
  • Probably worried that he’ll break a nail or something
  • Could maybe get like, one punch in
  • Bitch hands 
  • Would likely end up hurting himself if he tried to get into a fight tbh

Ota: 2/10 Why 

  • You think these hands have ever dealt with anything but paint?
  • Ota is too worried that he’ll mess up his face 
  • 110% would rather run from a fight than try to hold his own
  • Tries to act tough, but would probably cry if someone threatened him
  • ??? how do I make a fist ???

Rhion 0/10 How Dare You?

  • Do not touch my small son
  • Why would someone fight him? Why is he in danger? Why
  • Would try to hug it out
  • In tears at the mere idea of someone wanting to fight him
  • What did he do wrong???
  • L E A V E   H I M   A L O N E

ok so what if killua won’t let gon give him head anymore because one time he was doin’ it and it was g r e a t but gon like got really excited and happy cause he could tell how good he was making killua feel and he tried to talk and oops he bit killua. 

gon’s actually a little scared to let killua go down on him for a while afterwards because killua doesn’t get mad, he gets even.

anonymous asked:

I am the same way with horror games and horror movies too! They scare me so bad and my friends find it funny when i scream loudly!

// I FEEL YOU NONNY. 

Like for anmesia, my friends and I decided to try playing it after watching this hilarious compilation of  a guy trying to play it (Like legit, that video made me cry from laughing so hard when I first watched it because I could relate on so many levels to everyone on the call – the subtitles make it 100x funnier too haha) , lol but after the first 10 minutes we were like NOPE BYE IM OUT. I feel like I don’t really scream when I get scared, it’s more like I will jump really far if startled HAHA 

anonymous asked:

'This wouldn't be happening to me if Braun had swiped right' made me laugh so hard and I also feel like you can use that as a viable excuse for literally everything lmao

Lmao I use it as an excuse for everything tbh. Every time something goes wrong I’m like “huh well this wouldn’t be happening if Braun had swiped right” lmao. Like I stubbed my toe the other day and I blamed it on Braun not swiping right lmao

The new DanAndPhilGAMES video has made my shitty week infinitely better. I’ve watched it like four times and I laughed so hard I cried. They laughed and smiled and yelled so much and it made me feel so much better. THANK YOU SO MUCH DNP.

anonymous asked:

im !!!!! i love my boyfriend so much yesterday i got to see something he worked really really hard for pay off, he looked so happy and it made my heart warm. we count down to the day we get married everyday even tho we're still 17/18 and the date we set is (reasonably) 6 years from now. nd 4 months and 26 days. he loves my lil sisters and he laughs at the things i do and sometimes when we're sitting in math class i catch him looking at me and he smiles and i swear that smile is my favorite thing

That’s adorable tbh??? Omg I’m happy u have someone like that in ur life

REMINISCING UGHH

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS END UP THINKING BACK TO A TIME HE WAS BEING SERIOUSLY TOO KIND TO ME I MEAN I’VE BEEN THINKING THAT HE MIGHT FIND MY TUMBLR AND SEE ALL THIS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAN HE’S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO UNLESS HE ACTUALLY HAD FEELINGS FOR A STUDENT AND MADE A SC BLOG

ANYWAYS
MY FRKN MEMORIES OF HIM BEING TOO KIND.

LIKE YOU KNOW

LIKE THAT TIME HE KEPT ON INSISTING THAT I EAT AND EVEN GAVE ME MONEY TO DO SO

AND LIKE THAT TIME HE NOTICED I KEPT WALKING BACK AND FORTH JUST TO PAINT SOMETHING BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS USING THE PAINT AT THE OTHER SIDE AND HE ACTUALLY TOLD THEM TO BRING THE PAINT TO ME SO I WOULDN’T HAVE A HARD TIME. ((it was for important school activities that we were all supposed to participate in))

AND LIKE THOSE TIMES I MADE AWKWARD CORNY JOKES AND HE JUST LAUGHED TO NOT MAKE ME FEEL EMBARRASSED SINCE THEY WEREN’T EVEN FUNNY TBH

AND LIKE THAT TIME I PASSED IN A PROJECT LATE BUT HE STILL MADE IT A PERFECT SCORE

AND LIKE THAT TIME HE COMMENDED ONLY ME IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS EVEN THOUGH I ONLY GOT 5 SCORES BELOW THE PERFECT SCORE AND OTHERS GOT HIGHER THAN ME ((only few passed the test though and I was actually only two scores above the passing…))

AND LIKE THAT TIME HE SOMEHOW NOTICED I WASN’T GOING TO THE TABLE FULL OF FOOD TO EAT AND ACTUALLY CALLED ME AND GAVE ME JUICE

AND ANOTHER TIME WHEN THERE WAS ANOTHER EVENT AND FOOD WERE ALSO INVOLVED, I WAS JUST AT THE SIDE AND HE SOMEHOW NOTICED I WASN’T EATING AGAIN AND WAS LIKE “eat up :<” AND MADE ME GET FOOD AND EVEN MADE SURE LATER ON THAT I ACTUALLY GOT FOOD

AND LIKE THOSE TIMES HE WOULD JUST SMILE AT ME AS WE TALK

TT-TT

BUT NOW I’M REALLY CONFUSED

IT’S AS IF I’M JUST A NORMAL STUDENT IN CLASS AND NONE OF THOSE EVENTS ACTUALLY MADE US CLOSER OR ANYTHING TT-TT

It’s as if none of those happened at all… ;-;

I hate this.. TT-TT

Dear tc, please talk to me.

Tell me anything, ask me anything even just for a brief moment because I miss you TT-TT

even if I see you everyday I still miss you because you don’t even talk to me..;-;

I’m also worried about you because just now you chatted in our class chat and you didn’t even use your signature emoji..

Are you annoyed at our class..

kimjunnoodle  asked:

I'm laughing so hard I just made a petty post about how whoever had @ soft suho can fite me but??? I could never fight you like don't be afraid love is the way...

djdkjddjdk you’re the sweetest!! but tbh i was so surprised that it wasn’t taken lol


As someone who absolutely expected the new Ghost Busters to be a flop, that was absolutely fantastic. I was laughing so hard I almost cried. The characters were lively and believable and the cameos were perfectly timed. Please go see it, and don’t trust some of the reviews who are hating just because of the perceived agenda. This is a film all genders, and people in general, can enjoy! (And they gracefully made the point tbh)