this looks weird idk i'm sorry

I may be developing late onset ADD. Instead of finishing that hair I’m now reshaping baseball caps. Because the Maxis shape has always looked weird to me.

Which has led me to discover that Maxis apparently used a new mesh for the OFB caps. Like, it’s the same mesh…. but a different copy…. just so one single default-replacement mesh won’t cover them all. Thanks, Maxis! 😐

okay okay wesper sharing clothes though…

the wide range of colors in jesper’s wardrobe has presented a challenge: which shirt brings out the color of wylan’s eyes the most.

but the sleeves are far too long for wylan. jesper enjoys helping him roll them up, an excuse to see wylan blush as his fingers graze his arm. jesper teases him about the red of his face clashing with the shades of bright green.

jesper wears wylan’s sweaters and they both appreciate the way it rides up his torso whenever he makes a sudden movement.

jesper sleeps shirtless in a pair of flannel pajamas. wylan can be spotted, his pale legs bared, swamped in the matching top.

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I lie, this was not for my pride.
I know this was my time.

I was listening to Handshake by Two Door Cinema Club and I can only think of Taco talking to Mic tbh
also!! my marker ran out halfway through colouring Soap, so I’m sorry if it’s uneven!

I Kissed A Robot And I Liked It: A Complete Meltdown by Phillip J. Coulson
  • May: He replaced me with a robot version of myself? How long did it take for you to figure it out?
  • Coulson: 😧😧😧😧😧
  • May: What finally tipped it?
  • Coulson: 😓😓😓😓😓
  • May: Didn't get messy between us, did it?
  • Coulson: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🆘
  • May: After we escape this place, we're definitely opening that bottle of Haig.
  • Coulson: 👌🤥👌🤥👌🤥🆘🆘
  • May: I need to take one for the team... So you'll give me mouth to mouth.
  • Coulson: 😐😐😐😐😐🆘🆘🆘
  • May: Did something weird happen with my robot self?
  • Coulson: 😳😳😳😳😳🆘🆘🆘🆘
  • May: Did I make a move on you?
  • Coulson: 😱😱😱😱😱🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘
  • May: Phil... Did I try to... Kill you?
  • Coulson: ...... 💯🔫🔪💣☠️⚰️
  • May: I knew something was up. What are you not telling me?
  • Coulson: ...... 🍾🥂🍷🍻??
  • May: 💩💩💩💩💩!!!!
  • 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
  • Coulson's Ongoing Internal Monologue:
  • 🤖😘🤖😘😍😱😳😐😥😥😥🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘

anonymous asked:

Could we get some angsty stuff. Like a Break up or if you want BIG angst. A conversation between hologram Shiro and Keith. where HoloShiro destroys Keiths confidence so he is a ''better soldier''

so this is kinda angst/kinda just like weird anxiety stuff? damn dude how dare you make me sad tho?? ? and first thing in the morning, too!??! lmao 

(i hope this is kinda what you were looking for? idk exactly how to portray “holoshiro” in text form, so i’m kind of imagining this as like, a nightmare? or some creepy AI got into shiro’s phone??)

*rocking back and forth in fetal position* 

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the dark artifices -> favourite relationship -> emma carstairs and cristina rosales

anonymous asked:

Idk if this is a weird one but how about the chocobros and their (I guess fem) s/o struggling with their insecurity of having hip dips/ "violin hips" maybe for a swimming date or going to the beach. (For me personally when going swimming I wear shorts over my bikini bottoms to cover them up😅 and you'll never catch me out of them) like I guess how would they react to their insecurity or how would they comfort them? I hope this makes sense I'm sorry

I actually had to look this one up, and Im surprised, I’ve never heard of it. Because I have it. Like wow you learn something about yourself every day…But I think I have to go with Prompto about a name change

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Noctis

Noctis nuzzled further within your lap, he loved resting his head there as you both watched TV or lay around. It allowed you both to be close, but at the same time allowed you to run your fingers through his hair, which always made him happy.

Your thighs and hips were one of his favorite parts of you, they were so soft and comforting, like a pillow made of Chocobo feathers. Well all of you was soft, but this was his special place, his royal head resting place, where only his head laid, No one else! So he became very confused when you stated that you didn’t like your hips.

“Why not?” He asked, his large eyes seemed betrayed that you would hurt one of his best friends.

“I have such funny hips, they do this really weird curve in thing in the middle.” You explained, standing in the kitchen, making lunch.

Noctis moved over, having being banned from touching the stove, resting both hands on your waist, than sliding them down, over your hips, than to the thighs, followed by going up. “I think they’re perfect.”

You rolled your eyes, “Yeah but they’re not on your body.”

“But I love them.” Noctis called playfully, “And I love you.”

You glanced over your shoulder to the Prince, “You’re trying to make me feel better so I don’t add any carrots to this.”

“Really I’m not.” Noctis admitted, “But if you don’t it wouldn’t hurt.”

So Noctis found that whenever you were sitting he would rest his head upon your lap if given the chance. Pressing little kisses to your thighs and hips, never anything sexual, just to show that he loved every part of you.

Even parts that you believed to be imperfections.

~~~~~

Prompto

“I think you look cute in that swimsuit.” Prompto beamed.

You gave a playful roll of the eyes, “Prompto you think I looked cute in every swimsuit I’ve tried on so far.” You replied

The two of you had went out swimsuit shopping, as Noctis had invited everyone to a ‘Pool party’ which meant that everyone was really there to make sure that he didn’t fall asleep in the pool.

Again.

“But you do.” Prompto whined playfully kicking his legs, sitting on the ottoman in the middle of the room.

You pouted softly, turning to the swimsuit in the 3 way mirror, you liked them,  but the bottoms. Ugh they were bikini bottoms! Weren’t there any swimsuits that came with shorts for girls? “I don’t like this one either.”

“We’ve been through like 10, you look awesome in all of them. What’s really the problem?”  Prompto asked, moving from the ottoman, his own swimshorts already picked out.

You sighed softly, pulling at the cute bow on the side of the swimsuit bottoms, “My hips.”

“What about them?”

“I have violin hips.”

Prompto blinked, “What are those?”

You turned to face Prompto head on, motioning toward the indent that appeared on your hips, where other women blossomed out. “These.”

“Oh! Your hip dimples!”

“My what?”

Prompto nodded happily, “Yeah I call those hip dimples! I think they’re super cute, but if you don’t like them sweetie, we’ll find you a cute swimsuit so you don’t have to show them off.”

You could cry! Why were you so blessed with this ray of sunshine!

~~~~~

Gladiolus

“What a nice view.” Gladiolus purred, watching you in the living room, performing your squats. Your tight workout pants hugging all those beautiful curves, the Shield could stand there and watch you go all day.

“Hey, Baby.” You called, a slight pant in your voice as you crouched, “I’ll be done in a second, this is my last rep before I’m done for the night.”

“I mean if you want to go all night, than don’t let me stop you. The results are great.” He chuckled, watching your thighs flex.

You playfully rolled your eyes, giving one final squat before standing, grabbing your towel to towel off the sweat on your shoulders and neck, as you moved over, pressing a kiss to his lips. “How was your day?”

“Give me a sec.” Gladiolus smiled softly, his hands immediately going to grab those thighs and ass in your pants. “Good.”

You playfully swatted his hands, it was the same song and dance, “Let me go freshen up, so I can get dinner started.”

Gladiolus immediately followed you to the bedroom, quickly disrobing as he sat at the foot of the bed. Watching you strip before checking out your body in the full length mirror, twisting this way and that.

“What you looking for?”

“See if these stupid violin hips went away.”

Gladiolus rolled his eyes, this again, “Babe, you look perfect. I don’t know what exercise you got off the internet, but the only things that have gotten bigger are that ass and those pillows of thighs.”

You scoffed, “Yeah you don’t have to wear them, I can’t even wear cute swimsuits without having to cover up the bottoms.”

Gladiolus chuckled pulling himself from the bed, as he approached you from behind, “I think you look hot, besides if you only see them when you’re in your underwear and swimsuit then why complain?”

“Gladdy.”

“Seriously Babe, you always look good, besides.” He smirked, his large hands taking you by the hips rolling his crotch into your backside, “They’re a fun place to grab.”

“Gladiolus!”

~~~~~

Ignis

Ignis couldn’t help but smile at you by his side during this important meet and greet with some of the historical community about restoring some of the artifacts around the castle.Yet with the Future King’s Advisor and yourself, Head Historian, he couldn’t help but feel that you were even more of a match made in heaven at how perfectly you worked together.

Yet Ignis had noticed, instead of the straight back, powerful stance you had given yesterday, you were constantly standing with your clipboard or hands before your waist as if you were hiding something.

Waiting for a brief moment the man, leaned over whispering to you, as some of the others were looking to the paintings and vases that needed touching up. “My love, is there something wrong? Did you spill something on your skirt?”

You flushed softly, you thought you had played it off, “Oh, oh no.”

“Are you feeling alright?”

“It’s just…I should have wore a flared skirt instead of this pencil skirt. It really does not flatter my hips.” You muttered back.

Ignis recalled the attire you were wearing, a button down silver chiffon blouse, and a black pencil skirt with silver designs on it. Black tights with a beautiful spiral design and silver pumps, your silver gloves matching his own. He believed you looked ever the radiant he always saw, he thought that then and he thought it now.

“I do not share those same sentiments, my love. I for one am finding you rather ravishing.”

You stared at the old men, trying to discuss on what would be a better restoring technique, no matter what the final call came down to you either way. “I shall beg to differ.”

Ignis watched the old men along with you, both of you staying from the conversation as they mingled amongst each other, of no need for either of you at the moment. “We may have our difference of opinion here my love, yet it would appear that you’ve had a few admires. A couple of the guards and even some of these old men.”

You flushed, only to feel the back of Ignis’s knuckles touch the current problem area of your body, “Ignis.”

“I simply can not wait to get you home.” He whispered softly, under the guise of taking your clipboard, reviewing the data.

Both you turned as you heard our presence needed to discuss the removal of one of the items. You moved to take your clipboard back, only to find that Ignis had done away with it.

“It’s not as if you needed it.” He chuckled, as you both moved over to the men.

anonymous asked:

WHAT IS THAT VIDEO???????? WHAT. IS. THAT.????? WHAT ARE THEY DOING? WHY IS JIMIN ROLLING HIS BODY SEDUCTIVELY LIKE THAT AND LOOKING AT JUNGKOOK?? WHY? I DEMAND ANSWERS. I'M SO???????? WHAT (sorry for yelling, they're gonna be the death of me)

IT’S SOME SORT OF MATING CALL???? I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW LIKE ???? LIKE IDK WHY JIMIN CHALLENGED JUNGKOOK TO SOME WEIRD HIP THRUSTY/BODY ROLLY COMPETITION??? AND THEN LAUGHED ALL GIGGLY LIKE??? AMD LIKE JUNGKOOK JUST ACCEPTED IT??? AND JIMIN LEGIT STARED AT JUNGKOOK WHEN HE WAS BODY ROLLING AND I ??? LIKE WHAT TYPE OF SEXUAL SHIT IS GOING DOWN ON STAGE?????? I FEEL LIKE I LEGIT WAS LOOKING IN ON THEM ABOUT TO FCK IN THEIR ROOM?,??,?,? IDK IT JUST MADE ME HELLA V V V V EMO OKAY !!!!!

(gif cred to giffing master @tanktoptiger

Stranger Things ot3

So I scrolled past a post someone wrote about picture perfect couple Steve and Nancy courting sweet outcast Jonathan after everything, and I have some Thoughts about that and how perfect it would be

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anonymous asked:

Can you write a hc where Jimin is a football captain and Jungkook is a famous cross dresser and Jimin tries to impress Jungkook by acting cool and Jungkook plays hard to get but later gives in. Sorry if this is a weird request I'm kinda new to this Tumblr thing😣

this is…unique lmao. but cute. i will do my best! also idk if you mean american football or like actual football so i’m just gonna use american football. also it will be set in college. hope you don’t mind! (is it obvious i don’t know anything about football? probably).

+ “go long!” jimin said to hoseok, preparing to throw the football. they really shouldn’t be doing this in the hallway but hoseok was definitely gonna catch it right? 

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anonymous asked:

There's this moment in now2 (i think??) when JM was walking and was kinda upset but he kept smiling and said something like "go away" to JK and JK kept saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry" and "I will come to your room(?)" or something and hobi was eyeing them and said something like "is JK teasing you" he looked a bit protective idk, anyways I don't remember what they exactly said but it was a weird moment and did they ever explain what happened/what JK did? Coz I sometimes still think about it haha

oohhh i know the moment that you are talking about. it’s when they were in sweden i thnk. and i have no idea what jungkook did, but he kept talking to jimin and bothering him and jimin was like “ohmygod leave me alone” and jungkook was like “ill just go to your room later lolol” and jimin was like ready to beat someone up lol. i also know that jungkook kept complimenting jimin during that time, like jimin had freckles and jungkook said they were cute or something like that. it was a really cute moment lowkey, even tho jimin was acting annoyed lol, we could tell he wasn’t that much. 

thank you @kuromai! It’s this video and jimin starts acting weird around 1:30 and the moment is around 3:40