this looks weird hm

anonymous asked:

Let's say that coran uncovered his old altean spying equipment. What if s/o was accidentally bugged and the paladins overhear s/o's feelings for them. You can choose which one you want to do if it's too vague for headcanons

I made it a scenario to headcanon thing

Part Two

You really had found a deep interest in the spy equipment laid out in front of you, Coran was explaining to you how everything worked and you couldn’t help but be amazed. “This stuff is so cool Coran, thanks for showing it to me” You said with a small smile, standing up to leave. “Sadly, I have to leave. Allura wanted to talk to me about something, see you” You said, walking out of the room.

The princess was strangely happy when you arrived, it was odd. She had tugged you over to the chairs and stared at you intently. You raised an eyebrow before speaking, “was there something you wanted to ask me?” You asked, making Allura smile wider.

“A little birdie told me you have a crush, and I’d like to know who, for professional reasons of course” She chimed, and innocent look on her face. Damn those mice.

Coran had gathered the paladins to explain the spy equipment, they would have to use it for their next mission. He was explaining the hidden microphone to them, showing them the small microphone and the box that picked up what was said by the microphone. He fiddled with the speaker a bit before voices came through.

Coran looked at it weird, “hm I don’t remember putting a microphone somewhere” He said questionably. As the voices cleared up.

“A little birdie told me you have a crush, and I’d like to know who, for professional reasons of course” They heard, and they knew who it was.

“That’s the princess” Coran said, his face showed realization, “Y/n must have accidentally gotten a microphone stuck to her when I was showing her the equipment earlier” Coran mumbled.

“Oh c'mon princess, why does it matter who I like?” Your voice resonated through the speaker, gathering everyone’s attention.

“Professional reasons Y/n” Allura responded, earning a sigh from you.

“Okay, I think we should stop listening now, it’s their private conversation” Shiro interrupted, making Lance groan.

“But Shiro, she likes one of us and I wanna know who!” He spoke, crossing his arms. Shiro was about to reply when a name rang through the speaker, it was too late, they knew who you liked.

Shiro

“I like Shiro” was your simple answer.

~ Shiro was shocked. He hadn’t expected to hear his name. His heart fluttered, he had had a crush on you for a while now. After sparring with you and sharing a bite afterward he couldn’t help but fall for you. You laugh, smile, eyes, and your compassion. He smiled a little and knew what he had to do. He’d confess you you later during one of your sparring sessions, he’d finally tell you how he felt.

Lance

“Lance, I have a crush on him”

~ Lance was frozen in place when he heard his name. A smile grew on his face, you liked him, you liked him! His dream had come true. You felt like home to Lance, whenever he was around you he always felt like he belonged there, he felt safe around you and that’s what sparked his feelings. You had listened to him talk about home when he felt homesick, and your smile always cheered him up. He had planned to confess to you after dinner, this time without the fear of rejection.

Hunk

“I really like Hunk, okay?”

~ Hunk felt like fainting when you said his name. His stomach felt like there were butterflies in it, and his head felt light. But a smile still grew on his face, you returned his feelings and he couldn’t be happier. You always helped him bake and tried all of the things he cooked, and gave back constructive criticism. He knew how he’d confess to you. He’d bake you one of your favorite recipes, and try to confess, the last time he had tried he ended up rambling about cookies.

Keith

“Okay fine! I like Keith, are you happy?”

~ Keith had no idea how to feel about it. He had never thought much about his feelings toward you, though talking to you made him feel different than when he talked with Allura or Pidge. You helped him practice, and stopped him when he had gone at it for too long. You let him rant whenever he got angry, he trusted you to keep it between the two of you. You were someone Keith could turn to whenever he needed something. Keith didn’t know how he’d do it, but he’d confess his feelings to you.

Pidge

“Pidge, I like her, a lot”

~ Pidge couldn’t help but smile, her feelings were returned. Her feelings were mutual and she was overjoyed at that thought. You sat with her when she worked on stuff, handing her things she needed and just listening to her when she rambled about something. You comforted her when she was upset about not being about to find her brother and dad, and you made sure she slept and ate. Pidge would tell you her feelings as soon as she saw you.

J’onn: (referring to a coffee maker): Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Kara: …I did. I broke it-

J’onn: No, you didn’t… Winn?

Winn: Hey, don’t look at me! Look at James.

James: What? I didn’t break it!

Winn: Hm, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

James: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Winn: Suspicious.

James: No, it’s not!

Mon-El: If it matters, probably not, but… Alex was the last one to use it.

Alex: What? I don’t even drink that crap!

Mon-El: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Alex: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Mon-el!

Kara: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it J’onn-

J’onn (sternly): No. Who broke it?

Mon-el: Well, J’onn. Maggie has been awfully quiet…

Maggie: Really?!

(Everyone starts arguing incoherently while J’onn sneaks out of the room)

J’onn: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.

anonymous asked:

Sometimes my piss smells like syrup and???? What the fuck. Piss is weird.

hm you should uh look up a thing called “maple syrup urine disease” i learned about it in like 10th grade cuz it was fucking hilarious sounding but .. ur piss shouldnt smell like that

The Heartache Pg4

The next morning, Bendy and Boris took Molly to the park to have a picnic with them. They bought her a bike and she rode around for a little while. Later, Boris set up the picnic while Bendy turned into a kite for Molly. He flew around in the air doing tricks. She giggled when other people looked confused as their kites would get hit by him every now and then. Boris looked over at them.

Boris:“Lunch!” He said. Molly heard and quickly brought Bendy back down.They sat on the blanket and each had a plate of food Boris cooked up.

Molly:“Thanks for bringing me along you guys! This is fun!” Bendy grinned.

Bendy:“Any time doll. Figured you needed to get away from that Uncle of yours.” She nodded.

Molly:“Yeah, he’s been acting like a jerk lately.” Boris and Bendy raised a brow.“…Well, more than he usually is. He tried to stop me from going out with you guys on this picnic this morning. Told me he’d lower my pay.” Bendy growled.

Boris:“Well ain’t that somethin’.” He huffed.

Bendy:“Yeah, I’d like to give him a piece a my mind!” He said as he rolled up his arms like sleeves. Molly waved her hand.

Molly:“Nah, don’t worry about it.” She looked around to be sure no one was near by and she leaned close to them.“Sometimes I’ll take the money out from the cash register when he’s not around.” She whispered. Bendy chuckled.

Bendy:“Well, if you’re ever in need of money Molly, don’t be afraid to ask.” She shook her head.

Molly:“Aw, thanks Uncle B, but I don’t think I’d do that. Besides, I was thinkin’ of working for Mrs. Mo.” Boris smiled brightly.

Boris:“That’s a great idea, she’s much sweeter.” Bendy nodded.

Bendy:“Yeah, and she doesn’t hate us as much as your Uncle does either.” She giggled.

Molly:“Well, that’s good.”

Later, Bendy, Boris and Molly, after they finished eating, went to play tag, giving Abella time to pour PURE WATER into Bendy’s drink. She hid behind a tree as she did this. She quickly walked away and hid into the bushes. She watched them. Soon the demon looked tired and was beginning to sweat ink. He wiped his forehead.

Bendy:“Okay, time out for me. I need a drink.” He said as he walked back up the hill to get a drink of water. Bendy picked up his cup and brought it close to his mouth. Abella watched with wide eyes.

Molly:“Hey Bendy!” He stopped and looked over.“Wanna get some ice cream?” She asked. He grinned and licked his lips.

Bendy:“Yeah!” He dropped his cup and ran down the hill towards them. Abella growled.

Later, Boris, Bendy and Molly were eating ice cream as they were walking down the sidewalk. Abella was in a building holding a large bucket of PURE WATER on the window. As they came closer, she poured the water hoping to get Bendy. Molly pulled Bendy’s arm as she pointed to a clothes shop across the street.

Molly:“Hey, look! We should go there! Maybe they have funny costumes!” Bendy and Boris grinned and they quickly rushed over. The water splashed onto the ground completely missing them. Abella growled even louder and pulled her ears.

Meanwhile, Molly came out from the changing room and was dressed as a pirate.

Molly:“Arrrggh, walk the plank ye scurvy dogs!” She said as she swung a fake sword around. Bendy came out of the changing room dressed as a princess. He leaned against the doorway.

Bendy:“Oh my stars! Somebody save me from this brute!” Boris came out from another changing room wearing a Knight costume.

Boris:“I’ll save you my Princess!” He said as he pulled out a fake sword. Bendy chuckled.

Bendy:“Well isn’t this an interesting story.” Molly giggled quietly before they began to sword fight.

Molly:“Ye think ye can stop me? HA!” Bendy chuckled as he watched the two play.

Bendy:“Oh! My Hero!” He blew a kiss to Boris. He blushed. Molly stifled a giggle. After changing into a few more costumes, they saw that it was getting late. Boris walked into the changing room and a loud thud was heard with a splash.

Boris:“Ow!” He said as he got up and took the bucket off his head. He looked at it with a confused look. He furrowed his brows.“Oh very funny Bendy.”

Bendy:“What?”

Boris:“Did you put this bucket of water on the door?” Bendy shook his head.

Bendy:“No…? I don’t even have a bucket of water with me.” Boris itched his head.

Boris:“Well if not you then who?” He placed it down and changed into his clothes. Molly raised a brow and looked at the water with suspicion.

Bendy:“Molly? You ready to go?” She looked up at him and smiled.

Molly:“Uh, yeah! Just need a minute.” Bendy and Boris left the store and waited for her outside. Molly walked over to the water and sniffed it. She gasped and shook her head.“I knew it!” She looked around the store to see if anyone was here watching her. So far no one was looking at her. She quickly walked out of the store.

Later, Boris drove in his truck with Molly and Bendy. The demon was leaning out the window with a lit cigar in his mouth. He looked at Molly.

Bendy:“You alright? You’ve been really quiet since we left the store.” She looked at him with a smile.

Molly:“Oh yeah, I’m just a little tired is all. That was really fun you guys!” Boris smiled brightly.

Boris:“Glad you came with us today.” She looked straight ahead at the road and frowned. She wanted to tell them but was worried how they would react. Would they be mad at her? Would they hate her? She didn’t want their date to be ruined. She certainly didn’t want to be blamed for her Uncle’s actions. She liked Bendy and Boris. They were the only real family she had. Boris drove her home and she hugged them both.

Molly:“Well, I hope you two have fun on your date.” Bendy grinned.

Bendy:“Thanks for everythin’ Molly, yer a sweet heart.” He winked and gave her the thumbs up.“G'night kiddo.” They drove away leaving her standing there in front of her house.

Molly:“…Good night…” She said and walked into the house.

Abella quickly made her way to the bar where Ched was. She was panting when she came up to him. He raised a brow when he noticed the bag was already empty. He smiled.

Ched:“Huh, looks like ya need some more PURE WATER eh doll?” She glared at him.

Abella:“Don’t call me doll.” She threw the bag on top of the counter along with another hundred dollars. He gave her another bag of PURE WATER.

Ched:“You know sweet heart, we should do this all the time.” He winked at her. She rolled her eyes and walked away.

Abella:“This will all end when the demon is gone.” She opened the door and left. He chuckled and looked at his drink.

Ched:“She’ll be back.”

Bendy and Boris went to a restaurant. They were brought to their table and sat down looking at their menu. Boris noticed a couple of people were giving them dirty looks but he tried to ignore them. Bendy took out a cigar and began to smoke. He put the menu down and leaned over laying his head on his hands as he looked at Boris.

Bendy:“Y'know, this is nice.” The wolf looked up at him and chuckled.

Boris:“We’ve only just got here.” Bendy nodded.

Bendy:“Yeah, but I’m sayin’ it was nice of ya to take me to some place reall fancy.” Boris put the menu down.

Boris:“Well, I figured Scarlet woulda been back at her job soon so I thought you’d rather be anywhere than there. Plus the food here is WAY better!” Bendy chuckled. Soon a waitress came to them and set down two glasses of water.

Waitress:“Anythin’ ya’ll wanna eat boys?” She asked.

Bendy:“I’ll take tonight’s special sweet heart.” He looked at Boris.

Boris:“I’ll take the chicken and the steak please.” She wrote the orders down and walked away. Bendy looked down at his water and slowly frowned. Boris took a drink of his own water.

Bendy:“Hey Boris?” The wolf looked at him.

Boris:“Hm?”

Bendy:“Does this water…look weird to you?” Boris looked at his own drink and after a second or two he shook his head.

Boris:“Nope.” He set his cup down. Bendy looked at Boris.

Bendy:“Kinda odd she gave us water instead of askin’ us what we wanna drink first huh?” Boris shrugged.

Boris:“Maybe they only serve water?” Bendy looked around and saw that some people were drinking wine or soda. He looked down at his water again.

Bendy:“…Hmm….I don’t-” The waitress came back and gave them their food.

Waitress:“Enjoy while you can boys, you’ll never know when it can be your last.” She walked away. Bendy raised a brow.

Bendy:“What did she mean by that?” Boris shrugged and started eating.“…This is place is kinda weird but you being here makes me feel better Bori.” Boris smiled and swallowed.

Boris:“You too Bendy.”

Bendy:“I’m glad I finally asked you out Boris. To be honest, I was just a little afraid you were going to be mad or something. I thought you’d be, I dunno, disgusted I guess.” Boris shook his head. He swallowed.

Boris:“No way Bendy. I love being with you.” Bendy smiled.

Bendy:“Aww, come on, stop you’re making me blush.” Boris chuckled. Bendy soon began to eat his own food. After a few bites he picked up his cup of water and was about to drink it.

“BENDY!!”

Molly slapped the cup out of his hand and it shattered all over the floor. The water spilt everywhere.

Bendy:“Molly?!” He gave her a wide eyed look.

Molly:“Don’t drink it! It’s PURE WATER!” She said. She hunched over trying to catch her breath.

Boris:“PURE WATER?!” Bendy made an angered look.

Bendy:“I knew my drink looked funny!” Boris stood up quickly.

Boris:“Come on, let’s get outta here!”

“I don’t think so.” Said a familiar voice. They looked up and there stood Abella in front of the doors. She pulled a rope that was hanging next to her and a trap door opened from the top. Water poured out over Bendy. He gasped but Boris tackled him out of the way and it hit the floor splashing over Molly.

Bendy:“Molly!” She looked at him.

Molly:“It’s okay! It’s not gunna hurt me.”

Abella:“But it will hurt that demon.” More people surrounded them as they were holding PURE WATER.

Molly:“BENDY RUN!” She yelled. They threw their bottles at him. He grew wings and flew to the cieling. He stretched his arms out and grabbed Molly and Boris. They flew out an open window.

Abella:“After him!” She yelled and they all did as they were told. Bendy flew around town but was struggling to keep them up high.

Boris:“Can’t you go any faster Bendy?”

Bendy:“I would if you two weren’t so heavy.”

Molly:“They’re coming!” She said in a panic tone.

Bendy:“Where the heck did they get so much PURE WATER?” Molly looked angry now.

Molly:“My greedy Uncle I bet. He’s got a whole bunch of them in his house somewhere.”

Bendy:“I shoulda known.” He shook his head.“But if you knew, why didn’t you say anything earlier?” Molly looked guilty.

Molly:“I was worried you two would hate me because of my Uncle, and that you guys wouldn’t want to hang out with me anymore.”

Boris:“Aww, Molly. It’s not your fault.”

Bendy:“Yeah! Your Uncle’s the one that got us into this mess. Not you.” She smiled a little.

Molly:“Aww, thanks guys. I’m so glad you still like me.”  Bendy suddenly felt PURE WATER splash on his back and he shrieked in pain. He fell out of the sky and ended up dropping them to the ground. Luckily they weren’t that far when he did. He tumbled across the ground leaving an ink trail. Molly and Boris got up quickly.

Molly&Boris:“Bendy!” They ran to him and helped him up. Bendy hissed in pain.

Bendy:“I don’t think I can fly. We’ll have to run.” He took a step forward but fell. Boris carried him on his back.

Molly:“Come on, this way!” She ran ahead and Boris followed.

Abella:“Don’t let them get away!” She yelled. They ran into the Library and Molly locked the doors. Abella and the others slammed into it. Boris couldn’t help but chuckle.

Molly:“This way!” She said as she ran past him. He followed quickly.

Bendy:“Oh boy, the Library, what are we gunna do here, bore them to death? Heh, heh.” He chuckled weakly.

Boris:“Hang in there buddy.” He said.

Molly:“Sorry  Bendy, none of this would be happening if I told you sooner.” She stopped and looked around. She stairs going up to the roof and ran up them. Boris followed. Abella and the others slammed the doors open and she looked around.

Abella:“Search for them! They couldn’t have gotten far!” Everyone ran through the building doing as they were told. She walked around until she found a trail of ink leading to the stairs. She smiled and quickly followed the trail.

Bendy, Boris and Molly made it to the roof and they looked around.

Molly:“There!” She ran to the edge of the building and saw train tracks.“We need to get out of this town! My Uncle’s been getting more and more people to buy his PURE WATER before I left home to warn you guys what was going on.” Bendy was struggling to keep himself together as he was leaning over Boris’s shoulder to look at Molly.

Bendy:“Ah, great, and here I thought everyone was starting to warm up to me.”

Molly:“Well when you find someone who’s desperate to get a boyfriend as Abella is, you can certainly change a few people’s minds. I guess more people want to join in the fight rather than sing and dance.”

Abella:“Desperate?!” They all jumped and looked at her with wide eyes.“I am NOT desperate!” Molly heard the train going by and she grabbed Boris’s arm.

Molly:“Jump!” She pulled them off the building with her and they screamed. Abella gasped.

Abella:“NO! WAIT!” She ran towards them. They landed on top of the train but Boris landed on his butt rather than landing on his feet like the other two.

Boris:“Ow!” He said. He got up quickly and looked at Bendy.“How ya holding up buddy?” The demon stifled a laugh.

Bendy:“Don’t worry, I’m fine.” His wounds were starting to heal. Abella sighed relieved to see Boris and Molly alright but she shot a glare at Bendy. She jumped off the building and landed on top of the train. Of all the places of wearing a skirt this was a bad time. She rushed towards them.

Abella:“Bendy!” They looked at her and screamed. Boris grabbed Bendy and they ran towards the ladder.“No matter where you run, I will always find you Bendy!” She yelled. Molly let Bendy and Boris go down first before she followed. They went inside the train and hid in with the crowd. Abella kicked the door open and looked around. Everyone seemed to stare at her. Her hair was a mess and so was her clothes. She didn’t seem to care, she walked past everyone as she quickly looked around for Bendy. She saw Bendy’s head and grinned.“AHA!” She grabbed him and spun him around but it turned out to be a man with hair that looked like Bendy’s horns. She shoved him back and looked around. She spotted the real Bendy hanging outside of the window. He looked at her and screamed. She growled.

Boris pulled Bendy back up onto the train.

Bendy:“I think she saw me!” He said with the sound of panic in his voice.

“I sure did!” They all screamed as they turned around and saw her standing there glaring at them. The held up the PURE WATER. Molly glared at her and stood in front of Bendy with her arms out.

Molly:“Don’t you dare hurt Uncle Bendy!” Molly walked up to her and grabbed the back of her shirt and held her up off her feet.

Abella:“Stay. Out of this.” Bendy and Boris’s eyes widened when she walked near the edge of the train.

Boris:“Abella! What are you doin’!?” She held her over the edge of the train and she got caught on a hook hanging from a wooden pole.

Molly:“BENDY!” She yelled as she swung back and forth trying to get off the hook.

Bendy&Boris:“MOLLY!” They were about to run after her but Abella stood in their way.

Abella:“Boris! This is between me and that demon!” Boris stood in front of Bendy.

Boris:“Abella, I don’t know what’s got into you, but I ain’t movin’ anywhere!”

Abella:“Boris, don’t be an idiot. He’s tricking you! Bendy’s-”

“A demon, I know, I know!” Yelled Boris.“Not the first time I heard it. But so what? He’s my pal!” Boris’s face soon met a sign and he tumbled across the
roof of the train and rolled off the edge.

Bendy&Abella:“BORIS!” They yelled and ran over to him. Bendy was faster however and he grabbed Boris’s hands.

Bendy:“Hang on!” He said as he pulled. Abella’s eyes were wide as she watched Bendy try to save his friend.

Abella:“You’re…helping him?” Bendy looked over his shoulder at her.

Bendy:“Would love it if you lend a hand!”

Boris:“Uhh, Bendy! My pants are caught on a nail!” He struggled to get them off the rusty nail sticking out of the side of the train. Abella snapped out of it and grabbed Boris’s other hand. The two pulled as hard as they could and finally brought Boris up to them. They sat up and looked at each other. Bendy grinned at Boris.

Bendy:“Boris!” He wrapped his arms around him.“You’re alright!” He hugged him back with a smile. Abella stared at them looking confused.

Abella:“So…you don’t see Boris as a mindless puppet for your evil ways?” They looked at her with a frown.

Bendy:“Of course not! It’s what we’ve been trying to tell ya sweet heart!” The two smiled. She was quiet for a long time as she stared at the words PURE WATER on the bottle in her hand.  Without a care she threw it over the edge of the train and it shattered over a rock.

Abella:“I’ve been a fool.” She mumbled. Bendy smirked.

Bendy:“Lemme guess, you been talkin’ with old Cheddar?” She looked at him with a startled look. He nodded.“Yeah, we know him. He got in your head, I can tell, only way you can get that ‘pure water’ stuff is from him.” Abella shook her head.

Abella:“I feel so ashamed.” She sniffled.

Bendy:“Aw come on now, I forgive ya.” He gave her a small nudge to her arm.“Let’s get off this crazy ride, what do ya say?” He asked as the two
stood up. Bendy held out his hand to her. She hesitated at first, not because he was a demon but because she felt like she didn’t deserve it.“I promise I won’t bite.” He winked. She couldn’t help but chuckle a little. She finally took his hand and he spread wings. They flew off the train and made their way back to town after picking up Molly.

Bendy dropped Molly off at her house and dropped Abella off by the bar.

Boris:“You sure you don’t wanna stick around for dinner Abella? Bendy said he didn’t mind.” Abella shook her head.

Abella:“No thank you. That’s really sweet of you two. But there’s other important things I need to take care of.” Bendy shrugged.

Bendy:“Eh, you gotta do what you gotta do. See ya around Abella.” He flew off with Boris and they made their way home. She waved good-bye with a smile until they were out of sight.

Meanwhile at the bar, Mr. Ched was smiling sweetly as he stirred his drink.

Ched:“Ah, yes, any moment now the sweet damsel in distress will come rushing in with more customers and beg for more of my PURE WATER. And then I’ll be the richest man of this town! With a lovely new wife.” Just then the door slammed open and there stood Abella with a glare on her face. She rolled up her sleeves as she walked towards the grinning rat.“Back for more I see, don’t worry my dear, I have plenty of-” Abella drove her fist into his left cheek and he flew off his chair and landed on the floor. From outside of the bar, people could hear the sounds of chairs and tables being smashed as Mr. Ched was being thrown around and they could hear his screams of pain.

Back at the farm, Bendy and Boris were sitting in a tree looking up at the full moon. Boris leaned close and licked his cheek. Bendy’s face lit up and his bow spun around. He giggled and his tail wrapped around Boris’s tail. The two snuggled close to each other and enjoyed the rest of the night being together.

THE END

The Christmas Couple

Lafayette x Reader

Modern AU

Author(s): Lil Laddie

Words: 1221

Warnings: Kissing, fluff, alcohol, Christmas party

Request: hiya,, i’d like to request a laf x reader where someone in the hamilsquad (preferably alex) throws a christmas party and mistletoe + fluff ensues? if you’re not too busy that is!! i’m in the holiday mood lol   -anon

A/N: I hope this is something close to what you were looking for, anon. Thanks again for requesting! So, for the rest of the holiday imagines that were requested, you can expect them up with in the next 24 hours I think. I just got home from a Christmas party and I am actually planning on staying up all night to write lol. But I hope you lovelies are having a great holiday season! Love ya’ll!


Alexander Hamilton’s annual Christmas party was something everyone looked forward to. It would always get a little out of hand and some people would end up home with someone they’d never thought they would before. Alex thought this was the perfect way to set people up. Just hang up the mistletoe and spike the eggnog with the strongest alcohol he could find.

This year, Alex and his friends had a certain couple that they hoped would get together this year at the end of the night. Lafayette and (Y/N). The two were constantly flirting, but would never admit their feelings to each other. It drove everyone crazy with frustration. Why the two hadn’t gotten together yet, was a mystery to all of them. But with hope in all their hearts and the gallons of strong alcohol Alex had bought, they knew this Christmas party would be the one to change it all.

+++

You arrived to the party an half hour late with the Schuyler sisters clinging to your side. They had insisted to drive to the party together, knowing that everyone was planning to go home with a special someone. They knew that this was better than everyone driving their own car over and leaving a bunch of them at Alex’s house.

It was always nice to go to a party with the Schuyler sister cause let’s be honest, a party doesn’t start till they arrive. The only downside was that they took their sweet time getting ready and believed in the idea of being fashionably late.

“Welcome to the party!” Alexander shouted over the loud Christmas music as you walked in.

“Alex!” Eliza squealed, running into his open arms.

The two hugged each other tightly, before pulling away to have a short sweet kiss. You smiled as you watched the two. They had that kind of young puppy love that everyone aimed to have in their relationship.

“They are an adorable couple.” Laf’s warm breath on your ear sent chills up your neck.

“Um, yeah they are.” You blushed, realizing how close Laf was to you. Out of the corner of your eye you could see the Schuyler sisters, John, and Herc smirking at the two of you.

“I’m glad you came tonight. For a second, I was worried you weren’t going to come.” Laf said grinning down at you. His eyes were so captivating that it was hard to tear your eyes away from his.

“I wouldn’t miss Alex’s annual Christmas party for anything! Besides, you should be more worried about the Schuyler sisters not showing up. They are the life of the party.” You said shyly, looking down at your feet to avoid his intense gaze.

“It wouldn’t matter to me if they came or not. There is no party to me if ma moitie isn’t there.” Laf put his hand other your chin, forcing you to look back up at him. “Come on, let’s go get some egg nog.”

Laf took your hand in his and started to guide you to the kitchen. He had never been so forward before with you. You were beyond scared and nervous. He was standing closer to you than usual and holding your hand! It was amazing you hadn’t lost your shit yet.

“For you m’lady.” Laf held out a cup of eggnog for you.

“Thank you, my good sir.” You giggled, taking a sip of the eggnog that had luckily zero alcohol in it yet.

“You know, this tastes a lot better without Alex’s alcohol mixed in with it.” Laf sipped his happily.

“Gonna be honest, eggnog and alcohol should never be mixed. They are both much better separate.” You nodded, the eggnog tasting better than usual.

“Hm, that’s weird…” Laf trailed off, looking around the kitchen.

“What is it?” You asked, setting your cup on the counter.

“There’s usual tons of people in the kitchen getting eggnog and cookies, but no one’s in here right now.” Laf exchanged a worried look with you.

“What are the boys up to?” You asked, giving Laf a suspicious look.

“Hey! I’m not part of anything they’re doing. We hadn’t chose our couple to be our victim yet!” Laf protested.

“Are you sure you’re not trying to set me up with someone here?” You crossed your arms over your chest.

“You’re so cute when you’re angry, mon cher.” Laf smiled down at you before a look of realization passed across his face. “GODDAMNIT ALEXANDER!”

“Wait, what?” You asked, having jumped when Laf yelled.

“Um…well…” Laf had turned a bright red and was now rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

“Laf, what are you not telling me?” You asked, growing more angry with the french man.

“The boys, may have chose their couple of the night without my input.” Laf said, avoiding all eye contact with you.

“Um, so? What’s that have to do with me?” You asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

“It has to do with you because, mon ange, we are the couple they chose.” Laf blushed, slowly raising his eyes to look at you.

“U-us?” You stuttered, all the blood rushing to your face.

“I’m so sorry, (Y/N). I didn’t want to put you in this situation. I understand if you don’t feel the same way for me.” Laf sighed, putting his head in his hands.

“Feel the same?” You asked, feeling your heart flutter against your chest.

“Yes, mi amis only did this because they know how much I have liked you for the past few years.” Laf explained.

“Oh, I thought they did this because of how much I’ve liked you the past few years.” You giggled as Laf’s expression brightened into a large smile.

“You’ve liked me for all this time?” Laf asked his eyes large.

“I always have, Laf.” You said, your eyes glancing up at the ceiling for a moment when something caught your eye. “Wait, move over here.”

“Strange request while we’re having this heart to heart, mon amour, but okay.” He moved with you, oblivious to what you had spotted.

“Sorry, I just needed a real reason to do this.” You smiled at Laf, starting to pull him close.

“Do what?” Laf asked, tilting his head in confusion.

You giggled, taking his face in your hands and kissing him softly. Laf stiffened up in shock before falling into the kiss. As you cupped his face, he held tightly to your waist, pulling your body as close to his as possible. The two of you pulled away as blushing messes.

“Mistletoe.” You giggled, pointing to the ceiling where it was hanging.

“Remind me to thank Alexander tomorrow.” Laf laughed, his eyes never straying from yours.

“Why tomorrow?” You asked, letting him take your hands in yours.

“Because I’ve wasted too many years to afraid to let something like this happen. I want to spend the rest of this party and night with you. Only if you’d let me of course.” Laf said, smiling down at you.

“It would be my pleasure.” You smiled back.

You lead Laf back to the living room full of people. They all knew what happened, but no one mentioned it. They were all just happy that you two were finally together. After years of Alex trying to get you two together it had finally happened.

The Links’ coffee pot is found broken in the kitchen.

Green: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Red: I did, I broke it-
Green: No. No, you didn’t. Blue?
Blue: Don’t look at me. Look at Shadow.
Shadow: What? I didn’t break it.
Blue: Hm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Shadow: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Blue: Suspicious.
Shadow: No, it’s not.
Zelda: If it matters… Probably not… Vio was the last one to use it.
Vio: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Zelda: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Vio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zelda!
Red: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Green.
Green: No. Who broke it?
Shadow: Green, Erune’s been awfully quiet..
Erune: Really?!
Shadow: Yeah, really!

Cut to Green in the kitchen with the other Links and the girls arguing in the background.

Green: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Team Voltron’s coffee pot is found broken in the kitchen.

Shiro: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. 
Hunk: I did, I broke it-
Shiro: No. No, you didn’t. Lance?
Lance: Don’t look at me. Look at Keith.
Keith: What? I didn’t break it.
Lance: Hm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Keith: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Lance: Suspicious.
Keith: No, it’s not.
Coran: If it matters… Probably not… Pidge was the last one to use it.
Pidge: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Coran: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Pidge: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Coran!
Hunk: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Shiro.
Shiro: No. Who broke it?
Keith: Shiro, Allura’s been awfully quiet..
Allura: Really?!
Keith: Yeah, really!

Cut to Shiro in the kitchen with the other Paladins arguing in the background.

Shiro: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

So regarding sai’s post about Ed meeting Kacchan

 so @saisai-chan made a post about Ed meeting Kacchan/Ed being similar to Kacchan, so what if KAcchan was mysteriously transported to Amestris? Wouldn’t that actually be hilarious? I can imagine how ‘well’ those toe would get along. So i made something about it! So Ed and Al were just chilling in Garlfiel, Garful’s (sorry I can’t remember his name, he’s the guy in charge of shop Winry works in) shop after the whole Scar scenario waiting for something to happen. Al sat down patiently across Ed as he watched his brother angrily tap his metallic fingers repeatedly on the wooden table, mumbling about how annoying Winry was when it came to auto mail. “Jeez, gear head sure is going at full throttle” Ed said rolling his eyes. Al chuckled at his obnoxious attitude. “This is like a once in a lifetime opportunity for Winry brother, and besides you know how she is auto mail…it’s just the same as how we love alchemy”

"Tch” the short blonde teen gritted his teeth and folded his arms. “Don’t compare Alchemy to automail! They’re different, and why are we even here anyway? lets’s go outside or something!”

“brother Winry told us not to go anywhere, becuase of your arm!”

“and since when was Winry my babysitter? if you haven’t forgotten, I’m the one that paid for her travel fares!”

Al shook his head, as he watched his older brother stomp out of the shop. “brother!” he called out.

“ahh shut up Al! are you coming or not?”

Al looked over at Winry to see if she would react, but fortunately she was too absorbed in her automail.

“…coming” he sighed and followed Ed out of the shop. Ed took a deep breath as he stretched his arms towards the sky. “this is a lot better than staying in there and listening to that weird gear head ramble right Al?”

“speaking of weird brother, don’t you think that guy looks a little odd?”

“hm”? Ed shifted his gaze towards the direction of where Al’s finger was pointing, his eyes locked on a male with an average height, spiky ash blonde hair, hands tucked in oversized trousers and a shirt that looked way too tight to Ed.

“yeah, what’s up with him?”

“do you think he’s lost?” Al asked. Ed shrugged. “well it doesn’t look like he’s from here… let’s go talk to him, we’ve got nothing better to do anyway”

“okay”

Bakugou grunted, kicking the pebbles on the road, he tucked his hands further in his pockets to prevent him from sparking off explosions. where the fuck was he? wasn’t he just in heights alliance five minutes ago? this place was sure as hell not U.A, in fact, he wasn’t even sure he was still in Japan, because the people walking past him and giving him weird looks looked like people in some old timey film or something… wait…there’s no way he could’ve time traveled right? a lot of things seemed to be possible nowadays in his superhuman world, but despite the wide range of super powers in the world, no one has ever heard, said, or done anything time-travel related.

“fuck!” he yelled, earning more gazes from the people on the road. “‘the fuck is this place?!”

“hey!” a voice called out, making Bakugou look up.

“you’re not from around here are you? are you lost?” Ed asked,still a bit shocked at Bakugou’s appearance.

“do you need any help? we could guide you if you want” Al said.

“fuck you, I’m not lost and i don’t need your guidance!”

Ed and AL looked at each other. “well you heard him, let’s go Al” Al held onto Ed’s shoulder. “wait brother! you don’t look like you’re from here… so we were just wondering if you needed some help, you looked lost”

“Eh?! didn’t I tell you I’m not lost!”

“who’s we, you’re the one who wanted to see him, we don’t have to deal with this if he doesn’t need our help, let’s go, he looks weird anyway, so we shouldn’t be dealing with him”

Bakugou gritted his teeth as he felt the veins in his forehead throb.”’THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING WEIRD, YOU SHORT ASSHOLE?!”

“oh no…” Al muttered.

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! WHO’RE YOU CALLING A HALF PINT BEAN SPROUT MIDGET THAT’S TOO SHORT TO BE IN THE MILITARY?!!!!!” ED YELLED.

“He didn’t say that brother!”

 Bakugou, a bit confused, found pleasure in the fact that the blonde guy got ticked off when he was called short, and decided to take it up a notch. “you better fuck off you short midget, and get out of my way!”

“tch!”

“brother…”

It was too late for Al to try and calm Ed down because next thing you know, the two angry blondes were already charging towards each other. Bakugou attacked first, sending an exploding palm towards Ed’s face but Ed blocked it in time with his right arm.

“Brother, that Alchemy… isn’t like Scar’s?!” Al asked, observing their fight from a distance, feeling relieved that the townspeople were nowhere in sight anymore.

“you’re damn right it is!” Ed answered fairly missing to kick Bakugou in the abdomen and making him stumble backwards.

“you working with Scar?! you bastard!” he yelled.

“Don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but you’re dead!” Bakugou charged towards Ed again, leaping in the air and sending another exploding palm to his face, Ed blocked it just in time, but Bakugou managed to use a hand to grab a fistful of Ed’s hair, and another on his left arm, making him fling Ed.

‘what the hell? He’s pretty heavy for someone his size…’

“this guy’s a tough one…” Ed muttered. ‘i guess I gotta go with another plan’ he clapped his hands and plastered his palms on the ground.

‘does he have some kind of electricity quirk?’ Bakugou wondered as he watched the electric sparks fly out of Ed’s hands. Ed smirked as he watched Bakugou’s face turn into a mixture of complete shock and confusion when his alchemy caused the ground which they were standing on to rise into ridges and head in Bakugou’s direction. Fortunately for Bakugou, he managed to dodge most of them with only a few grazing him and the rest he had to take them head on.

“what the hell kinda quirk is that you damn midget?!” he yells.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Ed replies a she makes more ground ridges. “I’m talking about that shit you keep creating out of nothing!” Bakugou yelled charging towards Ed again, he used his explosions to propel him in the air, blasting Ed’s face with one hand, he quickly used more explosions to maneuver himself in the air, blasting Ed’s back with another  explosion (like what he did to Deku in their first fight). Ed retaliates by grabbing onto Bakugou’s hand with his right arm and pinning him down to the ground.

‘what the fuck’s up with that arm…?  no way i’m losing to this guy!’

“I know you know Scar so let’s settle this you bastard!” Ed yells as he’s about to thrown a punch at Bakugou’s face with his right arm, but Bakugou kicks Ed off of him.

“no, I’ll be the one settling things you fucking midget”

“alright that’s it!!!” 

Bakugou knows Ed is strong, but he refuses to give up easily, he sparks off more explosions and charges towards Ed, only to have his attack blocked by a suit of armor.

“what the?!” Bakugou yelled as the helm of the armor suit of armor came flying in his direction.

As the smoke screen wore off, it became evident that the weird suit of armor, didn’t have a head.

“an invisibility quirk huh?”

“an invisibility quirk?” Al repeats.

“He’s shocked! now Al grab him!” Ed yells.

“what, no! I’m trying to stop you— “

Bakugou cut Al off by blasting his armor with more explosions.

“Hey you cut that out! you’re gonna char my armor!” Al said grabbing hold of Bakugou’s arms.

“good job Al!” Ed said transmuting a  huge cage and trapping them both inside.

“hey! why’d you trap me?!”

“sorry” Ed transmuted another ground ridge, sending Al flying through a whole at the top of the cage and catching him with a giant hand made from alchemy.

“you fucktards! you better let me out of this thing!” he yelled shaking the railings.

“i thought he’d be scared of me…” Al said picking up his head.

“why the hell would i be afraid? i happen to know someone like you”

“you mean, you know someone who can transmute souls into armor?!” Ed asked.

“transmute souls? what the hell are you babbling about shithead?!” Bakugou yelled.

“brother… his alchemy is strange don’t you think?”

Ed nodded. “yeah… he didn’t even use a transmutation circle… it’s not  anywhere on his hands, I didn’t see a philosopher stone either, yet he can freely make explosions with his hands…”

“maybe it’s combustion Alchemy?”

“yeah but combustion Alchemy also uses transmutation circles Al…”

Right now, Bakugou desperately wished he was with Kirishima right now, he never knew he could miss the idiot so much until today, even seeing Deku’s face would satisfy him… if this was some kind of nightmare he really wanted to wake up.

“…well the only way we’ll get answers is by asking him directly, hey! what kind of Alchemist are you?!”

“what is this ‘alchemy’ you keep babbling about?”

“how do you make your palms explode?” Al asked.

“it’s called a quirk you dumbass!”

“quirk? what are you talking about? that’s clearly alchemy! do you have… a philosphers stone?”

For some reason, Bakugou was pissed off at the fact that Ed turned serious while he said ‘philosophers  stone’, and he was pissed off at the fact they kept calling his quirk ‘alchemy’, and he was pissed off at the fact that he was as confused as hell.

“what the fuck is a philosophers stone? what the hell is this alchemy you keep talking about?! this, this is a fucking quirk!” he yelled sparking off huge explosions from both palms.

“you are working with Scar aren’t you?!” Ed transmuted his right arm into a blade and pointed it at Bakugou.

“brother…”

“argh! you’re really pissing me off! DIE!”

Ed and Al stepped back as Bakugou made a huge explosion, destroying the front of the cage.

“what incredible power” Al mused.

Ed and Bakugou charged at each other again.

“YOU DAMN SHORT ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!”

“DON’T CALL ME SHOOOOOOORRRRTTTT!!!!!!!”

Before Ed could even reach Bakugou he got hit by a flying wrench. Bakugou stopped running as he watched Ed pathetically on the ground.

“what the–?”

“WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING ED?!!!!! I THOUGH I TOLD YOU TO STAY INSIDE AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!!!” a feminine voice yelled.

“owww… dammit Winry, why’d you have to get in the way?!” Ed cried while rubbing the huge bump on his head.

“he started it anyway!” Ed said pointing at Bakugou.

“Who?!…oh…who’s this?”

I really have no idea where I was going with this… so I’ll just summarize this before it turns into some kind of weird crossover fic… honestly I never intended to let it get this far… so I’ll just summarize the rest!

  • Winry insist on letting Bakugou go back to the hotel with them
  • Bakugou of course doesn’t want to, but his stomach gives him away because he hasn’t eaten anything since he woke up.
  • Bakugou says the hotel food taste like shit
  • Winry hits his head with a wrench
  • Winry adores Bakugou because he’s tall and muscular, Ed tries not to be jealous
  • Everytime Winry gushes over Bakugou he tells her to shut up
  • WInry hits his head with a wrench
  • Bakugou secretly thinks Winry is pretty cool, especially when she yells at Ed.
  • Bakugou ends up becoming apart of the team
  • He also ends up going to dublith with Ed and the others, and trains under Izumi
  • Izumi adores Bakugou even though he’s a little shit, and she rewards him with unexpected punches and kicks
  • Bakugou tends to genuinely care about Izumi beacause her condition reminds him of All Might’s own.
  • Somewhere along the line, Bakugou ends up learning and mastering combustion alchemy after Ed tells him he’ll never be capable of     learning it.
  • Bakugou learns that the combustion alchemy goes really well with his explosions
  • He also gets used to the clothes in Amestris, and since Ed’s trousers are fairly baggy, Bakugou happens to like them. He still wears his clothes loosely though.
  • Ed takes Bakugou to the military to meet Mustang and the others.
  • Bakugou and Mustang don’t get along
  • Bakugou thinks Hughes such a pain in the ass, but silently cried when he died.
  • Bakugou gets annoyed by Al beacuse Al reminds him of Deku
  • Bakugou also meets the homunculi and despises every single one of them
  • He has a hard time fighting them during one of their encounters
  • Bakugou thinks the chimera are cool (especially Hienkel, the lion)
  • he thinks May is like an even more annoying version of Uraraka
  • Bakugou doesn’t care about Yoki at all
  • Kimbly loves Bakugou and persuades him to join with him
  • The feeling isn’t mutual
  • Scar and Bakugou are neutral towards each other
  • everyone knows that Bakugou is not from Amestris, or their world.
  • Bakugou doesn’t like Hoenheim that much at first     because he reminds him of Endeavour, but after seeing how cool he was, his feeling changed
  • Bakugou becomes a target of the homunculi
  • Bakugou ends up fighting in the last battle alongside everyone else against Father, and he found himself cheering for Ed
  • After the battle, Bakugou becomes a philosopher
  • He grows out his hair and ties it into a bun (in favor of @saisai-chan‘s older Bakugou post)
  • Bakugou really misses everyone at U.A especially All Might and Kirishima, but he won’t admit it.
  • He searches for a way to get back to his world…

yeah… so that’s it… I really don’t know why i did this but I had to… maybe @sevi007 can make a better version…

anonymous asked:

Ooh I have 2 red velvet prompt type things if you're taking them? I'm pretty amazing at maths, not that I study it for college but how would TJeffs react to finding out that the reader is really maths/business minded? And deffo what was their first vacation like? Thank you for blessing us with this series. And your writing in general

i miss red velvet. i have some things lined up for them but idk when i’ll post. here’s a quick drabble though!


“You could always work with me, you know.” Thomas said, watching you as you worked. 

“Hm?” You gave him a weird look from where you sat across from him in his office. You were comfortable in the leather chair and were working quietly before he spoke up.

“You’re insanely good with numbers. You’re a great negotiator.” He said. “You’ve got the mind for business. You’d be great at the company.” 

You gave him a little smile, looked up from your book. “Thanks, but I’ll pass. I want to earn my first job.” 

“What about an internship?” He leaned back in his chair, eying you. “We’re always looking for interns. The experience could be good for you.” 

“I’d have to work with James or on an entirely different floor.” You laughed. “You’d obviously get in my way.”

Thomas cracked a smile. “I don’t know. I think we work well together.” 

“We do. We’d be such a power couple.” You leaned over to kiss him, your smile growing. You cupped one side of his face, held him close. “Thank you for the offer, but I don’t think so.” You chuckled as you pulled away.

“I think you’re the first person to ever say no to me.” He grinned. “I’m a little hurt.” 

You snickered. “Oh, you poor, poor thing.” You taunted, straddling him in his office chair. He set his hands on your hips as you wrapped your arms around his neck. “How about I boost your ego when you have dinner with my parents? I’ll brag about you the whole night.”

“Guess I’ll come after all.” He teased, twirling the pen in his hand. “I will be there.” 

“Thank you.” You smiled, stroking his cheek.You pressed one more kiss to his lips before pulling away. You tucked a curl behind his ear, smiled fondly. “I love you.” 

“I love you too.”