this looks so stupid but also festive

anonymous asked:

Hi! Would u mind writing anything kanej au? I need MORE kanej to prevent myself from spontaneously combusting out of mere frustation!

i got you. i know the feeling of imminent spontaneous combustion bc of kanej

kanej carnival au (as carnival season is upon us):

- carnival in ketterdam is a big deal, especially in the barrel where revellers line the streets, each in the most outrageous costume they could find

- for the dregs this means it’s main season for making money, getting people into their gambling dens, and just for general criminal activity

- because everyone’s drunk and disguised it’s a lot easier to get away with things

- so of course kaz is in constant Planning Mode ™ and hardly ever sleeps

- even less than he usually does

- and inej keeps bugging him to take a rest, to just get himself to bed and continue working in the morning

- but kaz knows he can’t, because nobody who wants to be somebody in the barrel ever sleeps

- it’s like inviting competitors to take your place

- so he doesn’t sleep and inej leaves. when she comes back a couple hours later, he’s fallen asleep at his desk and she lays a suli shawl across his shoulders

- when he’s asleep it’s one of the few times she can really contemplate his face and let her fingers ghost through his hair

- come morning he’ll silently take her hand into his gloved one and offer a weak smile

- this is probably just a tactic to soften her bc next thing you know kaz is handing her a glittery, sequined costume and instructs her to wear it on a job

- like hell inej will ever wear something like that, so she gives jesper the glittery outfit and takes his somber overcoat and mask

- kaz isn’t even surprised at this

- out on the streets their disguise is good enough to walk fairly unnoticed, but somebody mistakes inej for their friend

- ‘come, brother, we thought we’d lost you. There’s good gambling in here. High stakes. What d'you say?’

- inej tries to free herself from he man’s grasp and her far-too-large mask slips to the side, revealing part of her face

- ‘which pleasure house do you belong to, little suli? I have to know where to pay my compliments’

- inej tries to fight him, but can’t get hold of her knives. nina is there to help her in a second and whatever it is she does to that man’s nether regions, it looks rather painful

- later, when inej sees that very same man lying on a street corner with a broken nose and broken jaw she doesn’t have to ask what happened

- kaz feels bad for involving her in something that had almost got her hurt

- 'it’s always been like this, kaz. name one job where death wasn’t a possibility’

- and kaz knows she’s right, but he also knows that he doesn’t want her to have to live like this any longer.

- the carnival festivities at the crow club are wild. lots of crazy dancing and singing and lots of whiskey

- so there are a fair few fights

- but everyone makes up pretty quickly

- kaz sits at a table most of the time and watches the goings-on with a smirk

- ((he’s mainly watching inej dance and laugh))

- her feet are really quick and she performs acrobaticd between dancing bc somebody was stupid enough to challenge her to a competition

- kaz can’t stop looking at the flush in her cheeks and listening to that glorious laugh

- but he still resists /a lot/ when inej and nina try to pull him to his feet so that he can join in the fun

- 'do you really want me to use my magic on you? because if anyone can make you dance, it’s me’ , nina says

- and kaz gives in just a little. he’s a really bad dancer, but he lets inej spin him around to a kerch drinking song

anonymous asked:

Oh my gosh! I really missed seeing your DC Hero Sims on my dash. Do you mind if you could show some of it? I especially loved your Batfam Sims! :)

Absolutely! I love requests for my Sims to justify my posting them, because I fully acknowledge that it’s Very Silly Business.

My Batfamily house is safe and sound on my PC back in the USA. I’m on my laptop in Korea for another month, however, and the Batman v Superman trailer is getting me hyped against my better judgment. So I made a new household: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Diana Prince, Lois Lane, and Lex Luthor. Super Roommates!

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman 
Traits: Good, Rebellious, Loves the Outdoors, Athletic, Charismatic

Lois Lane
Traits: Bookworm (writer trait), Good Kisser, Hot-Headed, Ambitious, Daredevil

Clark Kent/Superman
Traits: Good, Hopeless Romantic, Artistic (writer trait), Friendly, Easily Impressed

Bruce Wayne/Batman
Traits: Genius, Loner, Grumpy, Brave, Computer Whiz

And best roommate ever, Lex Luthor
Traits: Evil, Genius, Mean-Spirited, Perfectionist, Ambitious

In this episode: jilted Superbat, Lex deliberately scaring people, Lex starting a fire (ffs), Diana and Lois bff beach day, the fall festival, Bruce and Diana realizing they’re both smokin’ hot and should jump on it, and, finally, a Lois and Clark wedding. 

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Okay so this question is probably gonna really stupid but I'm new to fursuiting so yeah.>> Where do you generally wear suits? Is it just to cons and for photoshoots or? I ask because I've seen some cool pics of people wearing fursuits in areas that don't look like it's for a con or anything wow this sounds stupid sorry -crawls out-

No worries! No one knows everything.

Most commonly suits are worn to cons and smaller arranged fur meets (generally taking place at bowling alleys or picnic/bbq or private fur only parties.) Ren Fairs are also very welcoming to fursuits, being that the whole place is dedicated to costumes essentially. Pride festivals and japanese festivals are generally safe places as well.

People also wear them in any public open/nature-y area, generally if they want to go take pictures. People have worn them to their schools (generally on halloween). I’ve seen small groups that have gone mini-golfing in suit. I’ve seen boardwalks visited as well.

Places to definitely avoid are malls, stores, theme parks, and cities (if the city isn’t having a relevant event). These places generally have rules against objects that cover your face and hide your identity. Its a security problem and you 100% have to get permission before you try.

Now some information for if you’re considering public/ non-con fursuiting!!!

- Always have a non-suiting handler with you, at all times!
For the obvious reason of they can see and communicate better than you can in these costumes. As well as if you’re by yourself it can make people uneasy, but if someone else is with you it could help ease that. Generally suiting in a group of a few suiters and handlers is best, security in numbers (and look less like some random creep to the non-fur public who has no idea whats happening).
- Always have your ID on you!
If you’re suiting in an unusual place it is fairly likely for a police officer to stop you and ask what on earth you’re doing. Also if you overheat or something medical happens, the ability to be identified is a very good thing.
- Don’t hold babies or kids ever!
You will 100% at some point get asked to hold someone’s infant for a picture. Do not do this. If you drop that kid, bam, whole world of trouble.

I hope this was helpful, suit responsibly and safely!
If you get asked to leave an area or remove your costume don’t argue, respect what you’ve been told.