Richie, what are some things that turn you on about eddie?
GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE, ANON
Let me talk you through things:
Firstly, Eddie just looks like a fucking DOLL, okay? With his long ass eyelashes, deep brown eyes, gorgeous skin with the little cute freckles and his fluffy, shiny hair that just always sits fucking perfectly somehow? IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY. NO. FRUSTRATED. Not angry. Also he’s PETITE.
Second, he gets flustered really easy and his cheeks go all pink and it highlights his freckles and his voice gets all whiny and UGH…
Is it weird that when he gets anxious and breathes all heavy and fast that it kind of turns me on a little bit? Probably.
HIS…FUCKING…L E G S. I don’t wanna go into too much detail because I CAN’T OR I WILL DIE but Eddie has fucking STRONG THIGHS, okaY? Like, bitch could probably snap a fucking neck with them (and I would let him) When he wears little short shorts I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT HIM BECAUSE I WILL CRy
HIS ASS OMG I CAN’T (DOES HE SQUAT? IS HIS ASS LITERALLY A FUCKIN PEACH?) He wears tight pants sometimes and I just
He fucking knows how to wind me up, Anon. He pulls my hair on purpose and if he’s really in the mood I FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE CALLS ME ‘RICH’
if Eddie is calling me ‘Rich’ it’s because he wants the D
And also he’s def gonna get it