edward in bio class in midnight sun is like kronk and his shoulder angel/devil
Angel Carlisle: You’re not just going to kill her, are you?
Edward: My shoulder angel!
Red Eyed Edward: Don’t listen to that guy! He’s trying to lead you down the “path of righteousness”. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
Red Eyed Edward: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just kill her right now. Number one: [points at the angel] Look at that guy! He’s got that sissy, stringy, music thing.
Angel Carlisle: We’ve been through this. It’s a harp, and you know it.
Red Eyed Edward: All right. So, that’s a harp… and that’s a dress!
Angel Carlisle: Robe!
Red Eyed Edward: Reason number two: [does a one-handed handstand] Look what I can do! Ha, ha! Ha!
Edward: But, uh, what does that have to do with anything?
Angel Carlisle: No, no, he’s got a point.
Edward: Listen, you guys. You’re starting to confuse me so, uh, “begone”! Or, uh, you know, however I get rid of you guys.
Red Eyed Edward and Angel Carlisle: That’ll work.