this literally took me three days

band members as things i've heard at school
  • patrick: i may be "tiny," but i can still kick your ass. don't try me bitch.
  • brendon: i'm not gay but i do have a major man crush on nick jonas, not gonna lie
  • someone: i thought it was ryan reynolds?
  • brendon: oh yeah. him too. also harry styles, justin bieber...
  • pete: i haven't slept in three days but i should be fine, ill grab a coffee at lunch
  • pete: *falls asleep on his desk literally 10 minutes later*
  • ryan: sorry i took so long, i was having a breakdown in the bathroom
  • gerard: *whispering* oh my god what the fuck is she thinking? double denim? what is this, the fucking 80's?
  • andy: i love you guys but can you please, please not?
  • someone: build!that!wall!
  • joe, loudly: HOW ABOUT NO, THANKS?
  • dallon: i'd literally rather be dead than hang out with you tomorrow
  • dallon: so yeah sure we can hang out, when?
  • frank: i'm a simple man, i love dogs and i like boobs
  • tyler: you ever come to the realization that school is kinda like prison? we're forced to do things, we have to eat at certain times, we're forced to interact with each other..
  • josh:
  • josh: you just blew my fucking mind
Here Are My Colors

Anthony Ramos x Reader

Requested: anthony x reader where reader is anthony’s longterm girlfriend who stuck with him through him never being home, missing out on date nights for rehearsals & performances, & really through everything together. when the show hits broadway, anthony starts staying waaay later than he has to @ the theatre & on readers 3 year anni with him, he insists he has to stay late at the theatre when they already had plans together & reader discovers it was just bc he wanted to hang out with jasmine

Words: 6,149 (i get it man, I’m so extra)

Warnings:  swearing, cheating, AND angst, SO much angst, I’m sorry


ALSO, I have no words as to how PROUD I am of this fic, it’s UNREAL. It took me so long to write and I love it, it’s basically my child. PLEASE ENJOY.

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12 days of stydia
    ⤷  day two:
favorite episode (3x11)


Phew, It took me three days but we’re finally here!

Huge thanks to everyone who made me play this game, made the game and people who found me (or rather I found) thanks to this game! It literally changed my life and helped me through some tough stuff. I’m forever in debt to Toby Fox for this masterpiece.

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Love Laid Down (Part One)

Originally posted by sensitivehandsomeactionman

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female Reader
Rating: M
Words: 2K+ (this part)
Summary: You and the boys are working a long-term case in Indiana that requires you go undercover. It also requires that you and Dean pretend to be married.
Author’s Note: This is my first multi-chap on this blog! I’ve tried my best to write the majority of it beforehand, but please be gentle if I don’t upload super regularly. I’ll queue up what’s already written and try to get the rest of it done ASAP. Thanks for reading! (PS - title comes from the song of the same name by Green River Ordinance.)

“No.” Dean says, firm, his voice echoing loud in the library of the bunker.

“Don’t worry about hurting my feelings, or anything…” you mutter quietly, and Sam sighs.

“Can the both of you relax? This is a good plan. It’s only going to be for a week or so, anyway.”

“It’s not our kind of thing,” Dean argues, crossing his arms over his chest. “People go missing all the time.”

“Four people in the last month? All of whom went to the same church in this one small town? That’s weird, Dean.” Sam says.

Dean has that look on his face that he gets when he knows he’s wrong, but doesn’t want to admit it. You look at Sam. “So,” you start, “What does that have to do with us going undercover?”

“The parishioners of that church are mostly married couples. This isn’t the type of town where single people move to for work or something. People move here because they’re trying to start a family.”

You try not to gulp, looking back over at Dean, who is still glaring at his brother.

“How are we going to explain you being there?”

Sam grins. “I’m the super supportive younger brother helping his newlywed brother and sister-in-law move into their new home.”

“This is going to be a disaster.” You say brightly, your calm tone betraying your words. You’ve done undercover with the Winchesters before. It almost never works out as planned. Someone always slips up, or forgets they’re supposed to be someone else for longer than a day, and then you’re left scrambling not to get caught by the local PD. “When do we leave?”

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So first things first if you want to know how to say “SACABAH” out loud, go out and find a Culver’s, get a triple bacon deluxe, eat a full tray of pot brownies, wait half an hour, try to shove that entire goddamn burger in your mouth at once, then try to scream “SOCK COMBAT” at the top of your lungs with your mouth full. This is how Josh came up with the idea of SACABAH and it was our last resort for settling roommate disputes.

Basically in the hell pit that was our apartment, we would sprint through a short list of solutions and discussions to solve any problems between us before we arrived at SACABAH.

  1. If one of the disputers was that week’s King of the Cock (determined by a weekly tournament in a randomly selected EA Sports game and designated by the possession of a giant pink dildo glued to the end of a walking stick), they were automatically right
  2. Talk it out like the adults we regularly told our parents we were.
  3. Compromise.
  4. Roommate vote, incredibly ineffective because there was an even number of us

If none of these steps led to a solution we moved on to SACABAH which also had a lot of rules, mainly because of previous instances of SACABAH where we didn’t have some of these rules.

  1. Combat was held in the living room. If you left the living room you forfeit.
  2. Combatants must wear protective headgear, a mouth guard, and a cup. Gloves are optional, but recommended, and additional protective gear will be allowed on the basis of how cool it looks.
  3. Combatants are allowed one sock of their choosing, filled with a substance of their choosing.
  4. The sock can be attached to the end of a pole or stick to increase range, but each time you strike your opponent with your pole it is a foul. 4 fouls and you forfeit.
  5. You may bring 2 items from your room to place strategically in the living room as either cover or as a hazard.
  6. No using noncombatants as shields.
  7. No condoms. This was instituted after Josh put on a condom and tried to cock slap Paul for 25 minutes. Fun fact, it’s pretty hard to stay hard when you’re trying to cock slap someone as they swing a sock full of marbles at you, so Josh was also furiously masturbating for those 25 minutes.
  8. No putting the socks over your own body. This was made surprisingly not after the cock slap incident but after Josh bought thigh highs so that he could literally kick the shit out of Eric.
  9. All weapons have to be approved by at least 2 of the noncombatant roommates. This was because of the cock slap incident as well.
  10. No going full Canadian. This was instituted after I filled a hockey sock with pucks and tied it to the end of a hockey stick and became unstoppable for two weeks. Every time I participated in SACABAH I tried to go full Canadian again but I was shot down, except for one time, and that’s what this story is about.
  11. One song played on loop until the fight ended. This was our original song choice until THIS came out and we decided to alternate between the two match by match, technically three if you include the Gaeilge version.
  12. No grabbing your opponent by the balls. That’s an automatic forfeit.
  13. Fights go until someone forfeits, someone surrenders, or 3 of 4 judges declare a combatant unable to continue.

So in like March, Eric and I had a pretty significant issue with each other because of some incorrect relationship decisions he had made. He was dating one of my exes, which normally for us wasn’t a big deal, but she had cheated on me twice and then dumped me when I called her on it, so there was pretty significant animosity between the two of us. The issue between Eric and I wasn’t about if he should date her or not; he’s a grown ass adult and is allowed to make his own terrible decisions. The issue was that I declared that she wasn’t allowed over ever because I never wanted to see her again and I didn’t trust her in my house, even with other people there. He thought I was overreacting, and I thought he was being an inconsiderate fuck. This led to the initiation of our dispute system which didn’t go well. Paul won our Madden tournament that week, so we had to actually compromise, which neither of us were willing to do, so we moved on to the vote. Kyle and Paul sided with me in the vote, but Brad thought this girl was nice, and Josh just wanted to watch us fight so we split the vote.

So two days after the vote, Eric and I gear up and meet in the living room where we all discover that he is literally the smartest one of all of us because he has two pool balls in a pair of stockings. He had made SACABAH nunchucks and it was fucking awesome.

So I had attempted to go full Canadian again, because obviously why not and Josh and Kyle argued that if we were to allow fucking nunchucks I should be allowed to use my favorite. Plus, Josh pointed out that if Eric got within 3 feet of me I was basically fucked because I wasn’t allowed to hit him with the stick, which was something that literally none of the guys had thought of before that moment.

I lived with geniuses.

So we go to our corners in the living room and Brad reminds us of the rules and we begin our fight. We both come out of our corners and immediately I wind up and swing as hard as I possibly can at Eric’s knees, because 1 I am an asshole and 2 I genuinely wanted to hurt him.

I catch him on the inside of his left knee and his leg literally snaps out from underneath him. I took him out in one swing, and he had been talking for three days about how he was going to fuck me up.

Anyways, Eric is on the ground crying because I just destroyed his leg with a sock full of pucks and I’m parading around the apartment roaring at the top of my lungs because I won and that means I needed to celly and after like 20 minutes of me gloating like a fuck we load him into Paul’s truck and drive him to the hospital and he gets a big ass cast on his leg because I broke his femur and we get back home at like 12:45 and he left his phone in the apartment and he has like a dozen texts from this girl.

She was talking about how he was a great guy and she was having fun but she didn’t like his friends (read: me) and she knew that if she told him to choose between her and us that he would always pick us so she was “making the decision for him” and breaking up with him and she sent him all of this literally an hour after we got to the hospital.

That was literally 4 years ago and Josh and I still to this day regularly ask him if he remembers the time I broke his leg over a girl that dumped him two hours later.

We’re a bunch of fucking savages.

Fic - Big Hero 6 - “let it rain (let it pour)”

well it’s been months and months since i posted any new fic so why not break the ice with a dose of good old-fashioned rarepair angst

for my dearest @wuffen – sorry i’ve kept you waiting for so long

Title: let it rain (let it pour)
Characters/Pairings: Robert Callaghan/Tadashi Hamada
Tags:  Established Relationship, Pre-Canon, Rain, Angst and Feels
Summary:  They’ve turned the couch to face the window so they can sit together and watch the rain.

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Tonight Is For You (Next ScamanderXReader)

Author’s notes: this story is my BABY. I have literally never written any Newt Scamander until now and I couldn’t do anything else in my life until I typed this out and it took FOREVER. I basically sat at my computer for three days straight as all these little thoughts would come to me and I COULD NOT REST until it was done.

I’m very proud of it, I am definitely NOT the best writer…there are so many others on here that do an incredible job capturing Newt so well but I gave it a shot. I honestly wrote this mainly for ME…because I couldn’t get it out of my head.

This part is dedicated to all those who just want to escape to a place where all that matters is love.

Title: Tonight Is For You


Part 2 x Part 3 x Part 4 x Part 5


PAIRING: NewtXReader



FLUFF LEVEL: Probably 2 Murtlaps in love

Gifs/Pics are not mine, if you would like credit, message me.

Feedback MUCH APPRECIATED…Shall I write more?

“Newt? Sweetheart?” You entered the case quickly, searching for your gentle husband. Somehow after nearly two years of marriage he still seemed to have hiding places.

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  • Raven: Tai. I'm leaving you and the baby.
  • Tai: WHAT!? Raven, aside from the fact that you just gave birth to our daughter! Why would you leave us!?
  • Raven: Because Tai. *Raven glaring at him reaching into her pocket and pulling out Yang's birthcertificate pointing as her name.* YOU NAMED HER AFTER YOURSELF YOU ASSHOLE!
  • ~Present~
  • Raven: Aaaand then I left and took leadership of my tribe. *Raven said, sipping her tea as she finished her story leaving Blake, Kali, and Ghira staring at her with jaws dropped and eyes as wide as plates, meanwhile I literally flaming red eyed Yang sat glaring at her.*
  • Yang: So you mean to tell me. *Yang growled through her teeth, boiling the tea in the cup she is holding.* That you left me and dad. Just because you didn't get to name me "Robin."
  • Blake: Sweetie calm down. I'm sure Raven was just joking. *Blake said, panicking at the thought of the damage her girlfriend will do to her parents house.*
  • Ghira: Please tell me your joking.
  • Kali: That is horrible of you Raven!
  • Raven: Oh relax. I Left because I found a lead on the spring maiden and the fact she was in my tribe gave me to opportunity to take her under my wing, mind the pun, and train her so her powers didn't fall into the hands of someone how would use them against my family both within the tribe and out of it. Plus, since I and Yang look alike it gave me the back up plan of killing her and powers going to Yang after the two met. I didn't leave Yang and Tai because I didn't get to name her Robin. *Raven said with a straighter face, calming Yang slightly as the belladonna's all sighed a breath of relief, just before Raven added.* It's just why I didn't bring her with me. Robin is a way better name.
  • ~later at Patch~
  • Ruby: Uh. *Looks back at the screen to see a video clip of Raven running from it.* YEP.
manga au! ong sungwoo
  • based off of: stardust wink
  • genres: romance, school life, light angst
  • cast: sungwoo; you; an oc who makes this story possible
  • word count: 1.23k
  • a/n: hgraljkldsafa icb im starting another series when im not even done with my exbf series

manga au: 1/?

  • ahhhh the classic childhood friends love triangle trope
  • les get it
  • ong sungwoo was known as one of the three tabichingus aka top visual friends in school
  • the second tabichingu?
  • his best friend named hong woosung
  • and third visual?
  • you
  • lmao
  • the three of you had been best friends since childhood
  • i mean y’all did live right next to each other
  • your apartment was right in between woosung and sungwoo’s
  • and the three of you would walk to school together for the entirety of elementary and middle school
  • everyone around the neighborhood and at school are expecting a relationship to blossom from your friendship, whether it be you and sungwoo or you and woosung
  • you’re honestly confused about why people are so obsessed over it because you have never thought about them like that until people started mentioning it
  • even your parents, who had no idea their child was going to be involved in a love triangle, were curious
  • who did you like more out of the two?
  • people would ask you all the time who you saw yourself dating—or even marrying—in the future, but your answer was always the same
  • “i dont know to be honest”
  • and you really didn’t
  • you couldn’t see yourself without sungwoo or woosung by your side
  • the three of you were best friends and you werent going to let anything change that
  • sungwoo and woosung had different ideas
  • the two of them had feelings for you ever since grade 6
  • they fell for you then
  • literally
  • they were chasing each other around the yard when sungwoo accidentally shoved woosung
  • woosung grabbed sungwoo’s hand and brought him down with him
  • right in front of your feet
  • you sighed at the two of them and took the mini first aid from your backpack
  • long story short, they started crushing on you bc of a few superman bandaids
  • they always kept their feelings buried because you never showed signs of wanting to be more than friends and they didn’t want to ruin the friendship
  • that changed in your last year of middle school
  • that’s where all the changes took place
  • when the three of you were walking home one day, sungwoo was scouted for the top modeling agency in korea
  • he was literally shoving a whole roll of kimbap into his mouth when someone tapped him on the shoulder
  • “excuse me but are you interested in modeling?”
  • sungwoo choked on the roll, but took the card
  • he started modeling shortly after that, and that’s how the three of you started to drift apart
  • you and woosung continued your lives as normal students while sungwoo began skipping class more for modeling gigs and photoshoots for clothing companies
  • that meant that you and woosung spent a lot more time together when sungwoo was busy
  • when he was away, the two of you would go out and eat together and maybe even go on what you liked to call “friendly dates,” which were just outings to the amusement park or to the movies when you had time
  • to be totally honest, you were starting to feel something for woosung
  • you’re not sure if it’s love or if it’s just stronger feelings of friendship
  • oh who are you kidding
  • you liked hong woosung
  • and most likely, he liked you back
  • weeeeeeell that was before high school started
  • on the first day of school, you and woosung were checking the homeroom assignments when you ran into his ex-girlfriend
  • awkward……..
  • kwon soobin was woosung’s girlfriend for approximately two months before they broke up
  • woosung never told you the reason why, and you and sungwoo never bothered to ask either
  • “hi woosung,” she smiled
  • he sent her a forced smile and turn back to face you
  • “let’s head get to class y/n”
  • woosung took your hand and dragged you over to your classrooms
  • unfortunately, this year the two of you were going to be on opposite sides of the second floor
  • it kinda sucked that you weren’t near each other, but at least it was the same floor right?
  • you sat down at an empty desk the moment someone else opened the door
  • ong sungwoo
  • “yah haegeum boy i thought you said you had a shoot today!!” you shouted as you ran up to him and hugged him
  • sungwoo just laughed and spun you around, which caused your legs to kick the podium nearby
  • its okay bc he was back, even if it was only going to be for a few days before his permits to leave were going to be settled
  • the two of you sat next to each other when woosung walked into class 1-6
  • “apparently, there are two hong woosung’s and im supposed to be in this cla….” woosung broke into a grin when he saw sungwoo sitting next to you
  • “the tabichingus are reunited for the first day huh?”
  • the three of you smiled at each other, not knowing that things were going to get far worse from here
  • sungwoo returned to his super busy schedule soon after the school year started, leaving and woosung to either get closer or drift even further apart
  • the latter happened
  • someone told you during a break one day about a rumor that way spreading around the school
  • apparently soobin and woosung went on a date over the weekend to watch a movie together
  • and it was woosung that invited soobin to go
  • well
  • there went your hopes of dating woosung
  • you put on a happy front and slowly distanced yourself from the two of them
  • the two of them started spending a lot more time together and you hung out with the new friends you made
  • it was around this time sungwoo came back to school
  • everyone assumed that it was because he was on a break, but in actuality, he had quit
  • it was just tiring for him,,,,,,,,waking up early,,,,,,,having to pretend a lot around other models,,,,,,,,not being able to spend time with you,,,,,,
  • sungwoo just missed being a normal teenager and wanted to go back to his old life
  • when you saw sungwoo standing in the classroom standing next to woosung and soobin, you decided against your original plan of hugging sungwoo and sat down in your seat
  • sungwoo frowned and headed over to his seat next to yours and placed his hand gently on your shoulder
  • “what’s wrong?” he asked “you usually jump on me when im at school”
  • you shook your head, your gaze on woosung and soobin
  • that’s when sungwoo realized you had feelings for his other best friend
  • how?
  • the look on your face as you were watching woosung and soobin laugh together was exactly the same one he had when he used to watch you and woosung laugh together
  • “do you want to go to the vending machines together?” he whispered
  • you nodded and took his outstretched hand with yours
  • the walk to the common area was quiet
  • sungwoo paid for two cans of juice and handed one to you before opening his own
  • he didn’t pry into your crush on woosung, which you really appreciated
  • “y/n” sungwoo said out of nowhere
  • you turned to face him as you took a sip of juice and nodded for him to continue
  • “do you want to go to the lotte world on the weekend?” he asked
  • you took a few seconds to consider his offer before nodding
  • “sure”
Somebody else Part One(Anakin Skywalker x Reader)

Originally posted by cutting-my-fingers-0ff

Word Count: 905

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker x Reader

AN: My first Anakin fic! I don’t know why it took me this long since he’s literally my biggest fictional crush but I hope you like it :) you can read part two and three here

You had been Padme Amidala’s best friend ever since she rescued you off of Tatooine three years ago. The day she found you alone on the streets she couldn’t find it in herself to leave you there, her heart was too good. So she took it upon herself to find you a home, bringing you back to Coruscant with her. During the ride there you and Padme talked for hours, laughing at each other’s jokes. It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

When you first arrived at Coruscant you stayed in Padme’s apartment as the big city you now lived in frightened you as you knew no one but her. A few months after your arrival the she offered you the chance you become her apprentice. To study and learn from her in hopes that one day you would to become a senator yourself. You gratefully accepted the offer and have been working as her assistant ever since. 

Right now you and Padme were waiting in her apartment for two Jedi to arrive. Someone had been plotting to assassinate senator Amidala so the Jedi council called in Obi-wan Kenobi and his padawann Anakin Skywalker to protect her. You had never met Anakin, but had heard stories about him many times from Padme and Jar Jar that made you eager to meet him. Padme thinks of Anakin or Ani as she likes to call him as a younger brother.

You were nervous about the Jedi’s arrival, you had only met a few Jedi in your life and you were nervous to be in the presence of two in barely a few minutes. You’d always admired the Jedi and often caught yourself wishing you were one. Padme must have noticed your nerves. “Don’t be nervous Y/N. Obi-wan and Ani are very kind and old friends of mine, you have nothing to worry about.” She placed a hand on your shoulder, sending you a reassuring smile.

You nodded a little embarrassed at how you were acting, it wasn’t very professional. “Sorry, Jedi are just so cool and I can’t help how nervous I am right now.” Padme laughed at her friend finding her admiration cute. 

Just then doors opened to reveal your friend Jar Jar Binks, causing you to smile. “Jar Jar it’s so nice to see you.” You rose from your seat and rushed over towards him, almost knocking him over with your hug.“Y/N! Meesa missed you so much! I heard that Ani and Obi are coming.” 

Padme made her way over, not being able to hide the huge smile that appeared on her face at the sight of one of her oldest friends. “Yes, they should be here shortly. Lovely to see you Jar Jar.” She also greets him with a hug making Jar Jar feel welcomed home. 

The sound of the doors to the elevator opening and Jar Jar’s excited squeal caught you off guard a little.  He was looking at something behind you and you could take an easy guess at what, well who it was. “Obi! Ani!” 

“Jar Jar Binks, it’s been too long.” An older voice greets seeming happy to be reunited with his old friend.

You gulp nervously and finally turn around to see the Jedi. Padme is already hugging her old friends and you’re kind of just standing there. My gosh that boy was attractive, you assumed that was Anakin as he looked significantly younger to the man beside him. His dark hair was grown out so it just touched his shoulders and a small scar ran down the right side of his face probably from a battle. His jawline was sharp and his smile was the purest thing you’d ever seen, you found yourself becoming lost in thought looking at the boy.

”Ani? My goodness, you’ve grown.” Padme gushes as she cups his cheeks.

“So have you, grown more beautiful… for a senator, I mean.” Oh he definitely has feelings for her you thought. 

Padme laughs at the teenagers response as she pulls her hands away from his face.“Ani, you’ll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine.” Well if that didn’t clarify that he was in the friend zone I don’t know what does?

Anakin looked a little disappointed at her statement, the older Jedi notices this and speaks up to change the topic. “I believe we haven’t met before miss. I’m Obi-wan Kenobi, the Jedi in charge of keeping the senator safe and this is my padawan Anakin Skywalker.” You realized he was talking to you and sent him a polite smile as he shook your hand.He seemed like a very kind man, someone that you could trust.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Master Kenobi, I’ve heard many great things about you. I’m Y/N, Padme’s assistant.” A snort escaped your best friends mouth at that statement, she hated when you introduced yourself as her assistant. “Oh please, you’re also my best friend Y/N, you’re more than just my assistant you’re family.” She smiled, placing an arm around your shoulder.

You realized you hadn’t spoken to the other boy, clearing your throat and sending him a smile. “So you’re the famous Ani I’ve heard so much about, it’s nice to finally meet you.” 

“You too, I look forward to getting to know you Y/N.” He sent you a smile causing you to go weak at the knees. The things hot boys can do to you. 

“That’s when our tales parted ways. That’s when you found love and happiness. But I found misery and heartbreak.”

Listen. This is very important. At this moment Wish Hook brings forth all of his pain and anger at everything that was taken from him. 

Much like Hook prime, he uses a defence mechanism to mask his feelings. Hook prime uses bravado and flirtation, Wish Hook uses buffoonery. Both want others to underestimate them and to be thrown off about what they really think.

The way he delivers this line, slowly and in a deep tone while he looks at Hook prime in the eyes is just a huge sign saying “Character depth over here”. Right before and right after he’s still playing the buffoon, until he admits he hasn’t drunk at all in years and proceeds to headbutt Hook prime unconscious.

The real depth is shown after, where he literally cries for his daughter.

Reminder that it took us three seasons and sixteen episodes for us to see Hook prime cry. This time they decided to juxtapose the buffoonery Wish Hook uses as a mask and his real, broken side in the very same episode (which is such a great meta fodder for me considering I’ve went and catalogued the times the similar thing happened with Hook prime). They wanted to make clear as day that all his foolish and funny behaviour was the result of his pain as well as the development of his original bravado.

And why not let’s throw this painful headcanon (@thesschesthair​ this one is all your fault) that Wish Hook gave up on flirtation and switched to buffoonery because that’s how he knew he could make his daughter laugh.

the mathventure zone

aka what happens when I am feverish, cannot fall asleep, and the two things I’ve been thinking about non-stop merge into one in my brain

Magnus: “okay, um, if they’re twice-differentiable and agree at the endpoints I guess I’m just going to integrate and see what happens”

“We’ve solved your PDE puzzle!”
“The answer was literally ‘guess the exponential function,’ I don’t know why it took you half an episode, but yes, you have solved my PDE puzzle.”

“By my power, the Dominated Convergence Theorem–” “Merle, that’s a fifth level Analysis spell, you’re a level three combinatorist”

“yeah I’ve got this new ability called Green’s Theorem, it lets me convert integrals of vector fields to the flow on the boundary, when I get to level 7 it becomes Stokes’ Theorem and I can use it in any dimension" “Holy FUCK that’s good” 

“Alright, and you get….ooooh, okay, this is really good, it’s called a Wolfram Alpha, once per day you can plug any sort of algebraic, multivariate, or integral equation into it and it’ll just solve it for you, and if you sacrifice one spell slot, it’ll show you the steps. You can also as a free action ask it to recite any theorem or definition that you want to remember.”

(to the tone of "I cast….Zone of Truth”) “I invoke…The Axiom of Choice”

“I use Rustic Commutativity, it means that any time I interact with members from a group, I can treat myself like I’m an element of the center of the group.” 
“You bring this up every time we talk about groups.”
“And I’ve never gotten to use it because every other group we’ve interacted with has been abelian anyways!”

“I cast…Hamel’s basis”
“That’s not a real spell, you’re just making shit up now”
“It is! Hamel’s Basis! Look it up in the book, seventh level school of analysis!” “yeah I’m looking at it, that’s a real spell.”
“Okay, okay, what the hell does it do?”
“Hamel’s Basis: analysis 7, category theory 8. You can take any one vector space and any field of your choice, and if that vector field fails a charisma saving throw, it now has a basis over the field for the duration of the spell. By using a spell slot of eighth level or higher, you can extend this to a free module over a division ring and invoke the universal property of maps. If you use Hamel’s Basis to craft a basis for the reals with coefficients from the rational numbers, it automatically succeeds.” 
Holy FUCK. How is that even possible?”
“Proof components: The Axiom of Choice. HAH! It even has a note, The axiom of choice is equivalent to the statement: ‘Every vector space has a vector space basis,’ and this is the only justification for the existence of a Hamel basis.”
Okay, I guess this vector space has a basis now, what do you want to do?”

Remember that one time Jackson and Miller looked at each other for like three seconds and the next day there was a ship name fan accounts video edits and the actors joined in that’s the level of extra I support in this fandom