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“A Date with Markiplier”, Darkiplier Theory.

After watching “A Date with Markiplier” multiple times, and replaying and replaying the parts where Darkiplier is featured; I have created a theory as to why Dark acts the way he does (In these videos, not as whole). Now, let me first start off by saying, this probably, (definitely) is not the BEST Dark theory out there. And there are probably holes are mistakes in this theory, or repeating themes. But nonetheless, it is a theory that I have created that is interesting.. hopefully. Note: This theory comes with spoilers! If you haven’t watched the whole video, or at least the Dark parts, please do. (The video and Darkiplier parts are linked above.) And even if it may not seem like it, I worked really hard and long on this theory. (Literally about 3 days. And typing all of this up took about 2-4 hours.) So please treat it with respect. (But don’t be afraid to add your own theories or thoughts on this! Feedback is always welcome. Positive or negative. Just don’t be a butt about it.) So, without further ado, let us begin! I hope you have the patience to read it all. Enjoy! 

This theory is mainly based on the parts where you are confronted by Dark while you are watching “The Dark Mark”. What you are going to read below is me basically showing images of Dark, taking direct quotes he has said in the videos, and explaining why he is saying what he does. 

We start off by having Dark glitch and fade into view. He tilts his head to the side, saying he has missed us very much. And that he has been waiting a long time to see us again. 

Then he continues on saying: “I’ve been pushed asideReplacedMocked.” Now this caught my attention even from the beginning. How has Dark been pushed aside, replaced, and mocked? Who has done this to him? Why? I tried to reflect more on what that meant, but Dark kept talking, catching my attention even more…

Who is “He”? And why does Dark think this… “He” is going on an adventure with us? Why and how was Dark not invited to it? 

Dark continues…

Dark mentions “He” again. Saying this person promised he would let him in. Again. Who promised Dark and what promise was made between them? 

This is where the theory begins. The main idea of this theory is based on a small post I made a while ago. If you have already read it, then you’ll understand where I’m going with this. If not, I suggest you read it really quick HERE

And now… we shall truly begin. 

Dark begins our one-sided conversation with: “I’ve been pushed aside, replaced, mocked.” But what also connects with this statement is what he says later: “ I’ve been waiting patientlyHe promised he would let me in again!” Now, since Dark is basically Mark’s inner demon, I could only assume that the “He” Dark keeps talking about is Mark. But what promise did Mark make with Dark? This is where I start to lean back on my older theory I hope you have read. 

I believe that Dark is in love with us. Or… at least has some sort of feelings for us. Or is at least curious about us. So, I think in the past Dark asked Mark permission to take control over Mark’s body so that he could spend time with us. Get to know the person he has unexplainable feelings for. Mark complied. Promising Dark that one day, Dark would have the opportunity to talk to us. But that day never came. And now Dark feels as if he has been Pushed aside. Replaced. And Mocked. These feelings have been repressed, but now since Mark is on this “adventure”, or “date” with us, Dark’s feelings and anger have come out. Dark feels that he has been pushed aside because he literally has been pushed aside. This date was supposed to be the date Dark was finally allowed to spend time with us. But instead… he got pushed. Pushed into the deepest, darkest, places of Mark’s mind. Mark didn’t want Dark to come out on this date. Because he was planning, later down the road, to propose to us. And he didn’t want Dark to ruin it. So Mark took over Dark, replacing him, even though he promised Dark that he would be allowed to take control. And now, Dark feels angry, hurt, and mocked. Mocked because today was supposed to be his day with us. But now he has to watch us through Mark’s eyes. Unable to do anything. Unable to talk to us and ask the questions he’s always wanted to ask. All he can do is stand back and watch the person he has feelings for go on a date with someone who betrayed him.

“And then he had the gall not to invite me to his little adventure with you.” This connects to what I said above. Mark has pushed Dark aside and didn’t allow him to take over on the date. Quite literally, he wasn’t invited on the date. He was casted away and replaced. But the one word Dark said that caught my attention was: “Adventure”. Why did Dark call it an adventure when he knew it was a date. A proposal, even? I believe the reason to be simple. Dark is angry and jealous right now. He doesn’t even want to call the event we are going on with Mark as a “date”. So, instead, he calls it an adventure. Making it easier on him and his heart. Also hoping in that calling it an adventure, he’ll make Mark look silly and foolish. As if he doesn’t know what a real “date” is. 

This part was very interesting. After saying all he said, spewing out his anger and frustration, Dark fixes his tie and suit, straightening up and saying: “ I’m tired of giving people a choice.” From what we have learned earlier, this sentence can only mean that he is tired of giving Mark the choice on controlling when and where he can allow him to take control.

But then, Dark sighs, saying: “But I suppose I could give you one last option.” Hearing Dark say this was extremely odd to me. Didn’t he just say that he was tired of giving people (Mark) a choice? But yet right after, he turns around to give us options and the ability to choose? I think he does this because no matter how closed off or frustrated he may get, he still wants to give the us the ability to choose. Since he has some sort of feelings for us, he doesn’t want to force us into something we don’t want to do. 

He continues: “Take your pick. Anything of four different choices, more than he could’ve ever given you.” Why did Dark give us so many options. Why did he bitterly say “more than he could have ever given you.”? And why did all options but one actually lead to a place that continues the story? 

I think the bitter remark and the option of more choices go back to Dark’s “adventure” statement. He wants to make Mark look foolish. Make Mark look like he can’t provide for us as much as he can. Even if it’s something simple as being able to go more places. But why, in giving us all these options, did only one actually go somewhere? It’s because, even though Dark does have feelings for us, he still is “dark”. He is still evil, demonic, etc. He purposefully made only one option that actually goes somewhere. He makes us go on a “date” with him (later on) the only way he knows how. Manipulation and Illusion. He gives us the illusion of choice, when really he manipulated it so there is only one right way. And that is to go on a date and spend time with him. 

This makes him sound pretty evil doesn’t it? That he just manipulates and cheats his way through until he gets what he wants. And that may be true, but.. At the same time, it’s actually pretty sad. That is all he knows. To cheat, to steal, and manipulate… Dark was toyed with and replaced. Promised he would be allowed to be with us. But that didn’t happen. And now Dark is forced to make his own path. Struggle to take control over Mark, and find a way to where we will spend time with him. Not Mark.

“So take your pick. Show me what you’ve got. And maybe… We’ll have a good date after all.” Wait what?! Did Dark look down shyly at the ground… Smile… And say “Date”?! This really blew my mind after I watched it a couple times.

After taunting us on by saying: “Show me what you’ve got.” Dark pauses, his face suddenly seems to soften. “And maybe…” He cracks what looks to be a smile and briefly looks down at the ground, “ We’ll have a good date after all.” He looks back up, but his face and body immediately harden and become cold and static once more. What just happened?! Mark randomly says “Maybe we’ll have a good date after all.” And he shows emotion and smiles? Why does he do this? I think I know why. 

Obviously, Dark has been waiting to spend time with us. And now that he has Mark under control and is alone with us, he finally realizes that his dream of being with us is soon to become reality. He smiles and quickly looks down to hide his emotion that he is excited for this long awaited day. And, instead of calling it an “adventure” like he did when he vaguely defined our outing with Mark, he says “date”. Making it official and saying it more for himself than us. But then, after he realizes he slipped: showing emotion and calling our alone time a “date”, his face hardens and he composes himself back into the stone cold Darkiplier once more. But in trying so hard to compose himself, he lets a small, angry frown dance dance across his face before straightening. Showing that he is angry with himself for showing so much ambition.

(Note: Phew! This is a lot of writing! I hope you guys are doing ok and you like this! Stay in your seat, there’s a lot more to yet come!)

*We choose “Freedom”*

“If dinner is what you want then I can provide…” We are now officially on what Dark described as a date. He glitches and we are suddenly sitting at a table with what looks to be a cup and a bottle of wine to the side. As I watched and rewatched this, I found it interesting that Dark chose to place us in a dinner date situation. The same setting we were at when we were with Mark. And say things like: “I can provide…” Why did he place us in a dinner date setting? Why did he say if we wanted dinner, then he could provide it? The answer is interesting. 

Remember, the whole date you were having with Mark, Dark was also seeing and experiencing. So that means, Dark was there even for when Mark misplaced his wallet, making you have to pay for the meal. This obviously annoyed Dark. Enough to the point where he had to physically point out and show us that if we wanted dinner, he could pay. He could provide us with a meal. This is basically a big slap in the face to Mark. Once again, Dark is trying to make Mark look idiotic and that the outing/ date we were on with Mark, wasn’t a date after all. And that he can do a better job on planning a date and providing.   

The date carries on. “And I can take you wherever you’d like to go…” I found this odd when Dark said this. It’s kind of a random thing to say on a date isn’t it? But it all makes more sense when you look at it this way:

Near the beginning and basically throughout our whole date with Mark, he keeps saying that he has our whole day planned out. And that he can’t wait to take us to certain places. I think Dark said this as yet another jab towards Mark. Mark had our whole day planned, swiftly leading us from one location to another. But Dark said: “ I can take you wherever you’d like to go..” almost as a counteroffer to what Mark was doing for us. There is a sense of freedom when Dark says he can take us wherever we would like to go. A sense of freedom and choice. Dark seems to be using this statement to try and make him look more appealing to us than Mark. Possibly even more fun or risky than Mark.  

After Dark states he can take us anywhere, he then dumps this heavy and scary: “I can especially take you to where you don’t want to go..” on us. 

Honestly, I was a little confused on why he would say this. Is it because he’s “dark” and evil and he would actually enjoy to take us places we would hate? Or is he using some weird, vague form of reverse phycology? Is he saying that “the places where we don’t want to go…” is back to Mark? It would kind of make sense. After saying and telling us of all the things he can do for us and provide for us, the last thing he would want is for us to still choose and go back to Mark. But he says that he can take us to where we don’t want to go, meaning that he would take us back to Mark if we chose that. 

Dark continues to talk, but then he begins to glitch and shake. He is then suddenly screaming: “I can give you anything!” And then as fast as it came, it goes, and he continues talk to us normally saying: “I’ve been waiting a long time. To get some personal time between us…” Ok… What just happened here? He was screaming one minute and then normal again the next?

I think Dark glitches and screams “I can give you anything!”, because he momentarily looses his composure. He’s been spending a good portion of this date trying to show us that he can provide for us and comparing himself to Mark. I think he starts to become frustrated in himself and how we aren’t reacting the way he would have hoped. Thus, his inner voice comes out, screaming, frustrated and angry that we can’t understand that he can give and provide everything we want and need.

After his short episode, he continues talking. Saying he’s been waiting a long time to “get some personal time between us…” I think he’s saying this because the only time he has ever been with us, or has “spent time with us”, is when he is being pushed to the back of Mark’s mind and has to watch from the sidelines and listen and hear Mark’s words and thoughts. But now that he has finally taken over Mark, he can truly get the personal alone time he’s always lusted over.      

The date continues, and Dark has one more episode. But what happens next is interesting. Dark says: “So.. Now that we are here together… We should really get to know each other…” And then suddenly, it looks like Dark is split in two. One part of him thrashing around and screaming. Why? Because it’s Mark… Trying to escape Dark’s possession of his body. 

Remember, this whole time we have been with Dark, Mark has been there, watching and listening to what Dark is saying. (Which also explains why at times, Dark twitches his head. Its because Mark is there in the back of his mind try to take control once again.) So Mark has been fighting Dark this whole time, and it seems Dark is slowly running out of time and loosing control, hence the episodes he keeps having. But notice where Mark made a big push to take control when he did. He did it right after Dark said we should “get to know each other…” It seems as if Mark didn’t like the idea of Dark getting to know us, and vise versa. Probably thinking Dark is going to take advantage of us at some point on the date. So, he tries and puts all his strength in trying to take back control before Dark can do anything to us. But once again, as quickly as it starts, Dark glitches and the image of Mark is gone, and Dark is back to normal.  

You just need to let me in… It’s as simple as that…

When I first heard this, I thought that Dark meant that we should allow him into our mind or soul. But as I began to create this theory, I began to think… What if Dark didn’t mean our soul or mind… But our heart? I mean, during this whole date he has been trying and trying to show us how much better he is than Mark, and how he can do all these things for us. Basically saying, how he can care and love us, just in a very “Darkiplier” way. What if he just wants to be loved by us. Accepted by us? And the only way he knows how to say that is something off putting like: “You just need to let me in..” Maybe all he wants is just a chance  with us. A chance to show how much he cares and ask us why he is feeling the way he does about us? 

After asking us to place him in our heart, and give him a chance, Dark then takes us outside. Believing that he has taken full control over Mark and boasting about it by saying: “You’re never, EVER, going to escape me…Not now-” He is confronted by Mark, in physical form. (Now this part can basically just completely eradicate my theory that Dark has taken over Mark, and not that they are two different people with their own bodies. Now that theory, COULD technically work here, but I decided I like the “Mark and Dark are two in one” theory better. Since Dark IS essentially Mark’s inner-demon. So I’m going to say that this part is actually where Mark gains some power within his mind, and now Dark and Mark are fighting for dominance.) 

After they fight for a while, a gun is dropped and you now have to decide to choose whether to shoot the left or right Mark. Later on, we find out the the Right is Dark, and Left is Mark. And this is where I was confused with what they are saying until I put up the captions. And what each of them were saying was interesting. 

Left Mark (the real Mark) starts off by saying: “You don’t have much time he’s going to kill everybody.” 

While Right Mark (Dark) says: “Shoot him. He needs to die.” 

The thing I found interesting was what they both first said to defend themselves. Left Mark (Mark), immediately starts off by saying that: There isn’t much time, and that Right Mark is going to kill everyone. Mark is trying to warn us. While Right Mark (Dark), just simply says off instinct: “Shoot him. He needs to die.”… Now that’s harsh. Mark just wants to warn us that if we don’t shoot Dark, we will all die. So he’s trying to save both us and himself. But Dark just spurts out that Mark NEEDS to die. No note of concern, or worry. No thought of what might happen afterwards. They keep talking, still trying to convince us: 

 Mark says: “He’s got weird eyes. Don’t trust him at all.” 

While Dark says: “He does bad things to good people.” 

Now, the thing I found extremely interesting was this part right here. Mark says that Dark has weird eyes, which is true. He is known for having completely Dark eyes. But how he said the next part is what caught my attention. Mark said: “DON’T trust him at all.”. He didn’t say “I don’t trust him at all.” But simply, “Don’t trust him…” Therefore, Mark was telling US not to trust Dark. It was a command. Because he knows what Dark is able to do. 

What Dark says also caught my attention. Why would Dark say: “He does bad things to good people.”? Isn’t Dark supposed to be the “bad guy” here? Manipulating and weaving around things to get to what he wants? True, that is what he did to get us to date him. But just because he did those things, do you think he even wanted to? We have already proven that in the past, Dark asked for permission to spend time with us. But since that didn’t happen, Dark had to take control. All because Mark betrayed his promise to Dark. So maybe, Dark is saying “He does bad things to good people.” Because he’s hurt and angry that Mark didn’t fill out his promise. That Mark led him on only to be trapped in the back of his mind again, while he got ready to propose to the person Dark had feelings for without even been given a chance. 

After we shoot Left Mark, Right Mark comes over saying: “You made the right call. Come here, it’s okay, it’s okay.” Assuring us and embracing us. We then continue the date by getting ice cream. We sit down while Right Mark continues to talk, saying: “We’ll enjoy some nice, dairy-based treats. And erm, get to know other. Really, personally…” We then begin to eat our ice cream when the screen flickers and glitches. We look back up and are greeted to see Dark sitting across form us. Dark then says: “Oops. Looks like you’ve made the wrong choice. But now we’re going to be together… forever.”

When I first watched this side of the date, I paid no regard to what Right Mark said. But after rewatching the mini date we had with Dark, and going back to this, I noticed something. Dark always seems to talk about getting to know us, or getting close to us. Spending personal time with with. Before, during our private date with Dark, he said: “I’ve been waiting a long time. To get some personal time between us…”  So when right Mark said: “Really, personally…” It became obvious that it was Dark sitting in front of us. After Dark transforms into his true self, he then says: “Oops. Looks like you’ve made the wrong choice.” I believe Dark said this because he knew, that if we knew who the real Mark was back when we had to decide who to shoot, we would have chosen the real Mark hands down. So he kept quiet. Hoping that with luck, he could say the right words and look innocent enough and emulate Mark, that we would shoot the wrong man. Before we are met with “Try Again?”, Dark continues, “But now we’re going to be together..forever.” and smiles. The first time I heard this, it sounded creepy, and some of you might think so as well. But I think Dark said this because he was finally free. Free of Mark’s hold on him. And free to be with the person he is curious about and has unexplained feelings for. He’s finally free to provide and care for us, without Mark battling for control in the back of his mind. Because that part of him is now dead. He can finally get to know us. Get that personal, intimate time he has always yearned for. He’s finally found freedom from being pushed aside. Being replaced and being mocked. He can finally have a true chance with us. A chance… for us to let him into our heart. Because we’ve always been in his.     

The timeline for SWTOR has always been wonky considering how fast everything seems to go, but thanks to some canon dates we know the prologue thru the end of Ziost is about 5 years, and that the Outlander is frozen for another 5.

Thanks to Quinn’s immpecible need for detail and consistancy, he informs a SW Outlander that its been 6 years, 8 months, and 12 days since they seperated, thus I presume he counts starting from the day that Marr’s ship went down.

That helps frame the length of time over which KotFE/KotET occur, about a year and a half, allowing for several months of slow rebuilding before the War for Iokath.

With a year and a half to play with, Im inclined to say KotFE took a significant chunk of that because they needed to literally and metaphorically build the Alliance, along with the month it must have been for 3 people and a droid to fix/clean the Gravestone enough so it was spaceflight-worthy. Vaylin’s reign was likely short and brutal, only a few months, cause unlike with Arcaan, the Alliance could go head to head with her basically from the get-go.

The canon dates we have are (per Wookiepedia):
▪The Sith Empire returns and sparks galactic War - 3681 BBY (28 BTC)
▪Treaty of Coruscant - 3653 BBY (0 ATC)
▪The start of the class missions 3643 (10 ATC)
▪End of the Cold War, return to open warfare - 3642 BBY (11 ATC)
▪Invasion by the Eternal Empire - 3637 BBY (16 ATC)
▪Outlander freed, beginings of the Alliance - 3632 BBY (21 ATC)
▪Ending Arcann’s and subsequently Vaylin’s reigns - 3631 BBY (22 ATC)

Which gives us a 12 year time frame from story start to end.

So Id be inclined to break it fully down as:

▪10 ATC: Prologue thru end of Chp 1
▪11 ATC: Chp 2 (Including the Revan-related FPs) *Note: the War is reignited by the SW destroying the War Trust and Baras’ ascension to the Dark Council
▪12 ATC: Chp 3 thru Ilum
▪13 ATC: RotHC, Oricon
▪14 ATC: Forged Alliances
▪15 ATC: Rishi thru Ziost
▪16-21 ATC: Outlander Frozen, Arcann invades and subjugates the galaxy
▪21 ATC: Building the Alliance thru taking down Arcann
▪22 ATC: Taking down Vaylin thru the War for Iokath

And all this is give or take a few months depending on which class story you played. And that time-frame works with the what Quinn tells us, so the war of Iokath is there at the end of 22 ATC or thereabouts.

As anyone who’s followed me for a while knows, I think ‘canon’ is a nonsense concept when it comes to fandom and ‘you should respect canon’ is the daftest sentiment I’ve heard in many long years as a fan. Especially for a show like Once Upon a Time, which is hilariously inconsistent in its characterisation and so slapdash about its own internal logic and continuity that it once forgot the sex of one of its character’s babies.

But for anyone who *does* give a shit about canon (warning, anti-cs to follow), it’s now canon that:

1. Hook was ready to leave Emma without a word. Only pure chance (and the renewed conviction that he could get *his* happy ending) stopped him.

2. It took Emma literally a day after he’d left to start clearing Hook’s things out of her house.

3. It also took her a day to admit she probably needed to move on.

4. Henry could not give less of a shit about Hook leaving.

5. Snow doesn’t exactly seem devastated either (except in so far as it’s upset her daughter).

6. Emma can always tell when Regina’s telling the truth, but is unable to tell when Hook is drunk out of his mind and hiding the world’s biggest secret as he proposes to her.

I mean, I was always going to headcanon that the Captain Swan marriage would end in divorce, but I used to assume it would take a little while for Emma to get over it. Now I’m starting to think she’ll be out drinking with Regina the same night and sleeping with her inside a week.

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Side Bae Saturday! || Requested by @alexa040004

A/N: This literally took 3 days and one million attempts to upload bc tumblr was being annoying, so enjoy side bae ‘tuesday’ 

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Part One

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“Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Draco Malfoy?”

Julian sighed in annoyance as he muttered, “oh not this again.“ 

“Anyway, I was just showing Y/N around but just for a second I need you to imagine that we’re actually friends. I was working on something the other day and-” Barry was interrupted by you. 

“Your nerd talk can wait, remember when I made you watch Harry Potter? Look at him, I think he looks like the older version of Draco,“ you say gesturing to Julian. 

"No one asked for your opinion, you filthy little-” 

“See what I mean! He’s literally quoting Draco. I’m convinced.”

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(Requests are open)

rickhasnochiilll  asked:

Jaebum smut please like daddy kink

Assistant

Pairing: Jaebum and Reader

Warnings: smut, daddy kink

Word Count: 3396

Lolololol haven’t uploaded in literally 1 year srry, late Christmas gift i guess????

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You were a very busy woman. You worked at a big company as the CEO’s son’s assistant. You just got hired a while ago, your boss was extremely attractive but you were rather shy in front of him. The first day you met him he didn’t pay much attention to you, when you came into his office he just gave you a stack of paper and said “file”. You left to your desk and answered calls and filed. The next day he told you to stop telling people he’s call them because he wasn’t. You then quickly apologized. He then asked to go home with him since he was attending a business party and he needed you there to note everything his fellow business men said. You honestly had no choice but it was nice of him trying to make you feel like you had a choice. All you did was at the party was follow him around noting down what old men said and see the old men’s attractive daughters flirt with your boss. Your boss being a horny 22 year old he flirted back and of course took them home. You honestly didn’t really care, you literally met this guy a few days ago and you were working for him.
Months went on, Jaebum had business parties at the least 3 times a month, and every now and then would bring a girl home. You have worked for Jaebum for 8 months now. You two were sort of friends, I mean you think so? During the month you two were pretty much BFFS he texted you daily and kind of forced you to put him down as “jaebum oppa♡^^” on your phone and and have a decent picture of him as the contact picture. While you were down as “the assistant” and he had a picture for you looking dead with your mouth wide open. He also told you to download the Snapchat app so you two could send each other fun videos of each other and Nora. He once accidentally sent you a nude picture of him saying “u like daddys dick bby grl ;)” and immediately called you and said that it wasn’t meant for you and to not mention it again.
He began to act more and more mature, he even stopped taking girls home to mess around with. He would always talk about some Jiwon, apparently you two would really hit it off.
He was currently preparing for a business and as usual bringing you along but this time you weren’t sure why he was bringing you he didn’t need you to take notes. So you wondered around and ended up at the drink section asking the guy for berry flavored vodka. A rather dashing male approached.
“What is such a beautiful lady like you doing at this boring business men party?” he asked. “Oh, I’m the host’s-,” you were cut off. “Oh are you Jaebum’s girlfriend? I’m so so sorry for flirting with you.” he apologized quickly. “Um, no I’m his assistant.” You said blushing at the thought of being Jaebum’s girlfriend. “Oh, the assistant. I’ve heard so much about you.” He said smirking he ‘reached’ for something behind you, but in reality you knew he was checking your ass out . He got his drink and got you some fruity drink that to be honest tasted horrendous. “You know Jaebum talks a lot about you.” He said. “Really, what does he say? ‘oh guess who got my coffee order incorrectly, yet again? Y/N.’“ you said chuckling. “Actually, no. He says “Fuck my assistant is so fucking hot, if it weren’t for the fact that I knew she needed this job I would’ve-” he was cut off by someone coming between the two of you. “Oh if it isn’t Kim Jiwon, hello. I see you’ve met my assistant Y/N. ” he said. “Ah, yes I was just telling her how much you talk about her and all the kinky shit you say you want to do. Also, you were right she has a fat ass and nice boobs.” Jiwon said casually. Jaebum turned red, as did you. “Ahaha, nice one Jiwon, always a jokester you.” Jaebum tried to play it off cool. “You two were talking about how I always talk about how Y/N here always gets my coffee order wrong, right? ” He said looking at Jiwon with a very serious face. “No, you heard me.” Jiwon said with a dead serious face. The rest of night went by painfully slowly and awkwardly. You tried to avoid Jiwon as much as possible, but he was with Jaebum the entire night. You had to take notes about their conversation which consisted mostly about how good each business men’s daughter was in bed and who had what weird kinks. As the night ended everyone started to leave and the last person to left was Jiwon. “You know he really does like you by the way.” Jiwon said as he left.
The night ended with you and Jaebum in an awkward car ride back to his place. You were to add all the notes to the rest of the notes. It was as if awkwardness became a person and sat their in the room with the two of you. “So…” You said. “You know what Y/N, I’m so sorry Jiwon was immature, I am also sorry for talking about you in that way without your acknowledgement it was when I was quite tipsy, so very unprofessional of me, and quite frankly you’re not someone I’d fuck.” he said avoiding eye contact. “Oh.” was all you said. You immediately gathered your items and head to the guest room which was pretty much considered your room at this point.
Fuck how could I be this stupid why would I ever think I would ever have a chance with Jaebum, what the hell is wrong with me he’s my boss for crying out loud. You feel so dumb and embarrassed for ever believing Jiwon for even a second. You feel tears prickling your eyes. You quickly dab your eyes with a towel to not even let the tears form. You go and take a shower in one of the guest bathrooms
God damnit now Y/N knows how I feel fuck I hope my dumb excuse was enough, Jaebum thought.
You cooled down by taking a shower. As you covered your naked body the towels you realize, you didn’t bring your clothes. You open the door and scream for Jaebum. He comes slowly walking. “What’s up.” he says. “Can you please, pretty please go through my clothes and bring me undies a bra and my pajamas, please.” you say in a sweet voice. “Um… I guess?” he responds as he walks to the guest room.
As Jaebum enters the guest room he is indulged by the sweet scent of you. He begins looking through your bag and quickly finds your pajamas. He then looks for a bra. Why the hell would you bring more than one bra? He thought. He looked through your bras and noticed how cute they were and found himself smiling just thinking of you in just your bra, you all flustered trying to cover up. He then chose one that was a pastel pink lacey bra. He began to look through your underwear and this time instead of smiling at the thought of you in them he smirked and quickly realized he had a boner and began to regret wearing sweats. He ended up choosing matching panties for you. He began to think what you would look like with just his shirt on with just your undergarments under it. He quickly threw your pajamas under the bed and ran to his room to grab a white button up and brought it to you with your undergarments.
“Sorry I couldn’t find your pajamas, I hope your okay with my shirt.” he said. “It’s whatever.“ you responded as you said a quick thank you and shut the door. You changed into the clothing and dried your hair and put it up into a ponytail. As you exited you felt it to be quite, too quite. You decided to ignore it. You went into the guest bedroom and began to just lay down but not really do anything, then you heard it, it was oh so quite like a faint whisper in the distance. It sounded like a groan. You quickly ran to Jaebum’s room and as you got closer to the room the sounds became much more louder. When you arrived at his door it was open by a crack so you decided to look in. FUCK. He’s masturbating, the only thing is it’s not something normal like porn or something it’s screenshots of pictures of you with him and Nora at the beach with. You then remembered what he had said about you earlier. That fucking bastard lied. Whilst thinking of this you fell inside the room with a thud. He turned around to find you on the ground with just his button up on with your undergarments under. He just stared at you as you stared back since his dick was in his and a picture of you in a bikini on at the beach. “It’s not what it looks like.” he quickly defended himself. “So you’re totally not jacking off to pictures of me right after you pretty much told me I’m unfuckable? Yea nice try Jae.” you said. “That’s Mr Im Jaebum to you.” he said. “Dude c'mon put your dick back.” you said avoiding eye contact. “You know i didn’t mean it like that Y/N.” he said. “I just don’t want you to think I just care about your looks.” he said trying to look into your eyes. “C'mon baby girl let me treat you right.” he said trying to reach out to you. You extended your hand as he took it and sat you on the bed as he got up to try to put his erection into his sweats. He slightly squeezed your thighs. “Jae I really don’t think we should be doing this.” you whisper as you leaned in to kiss him. He began to kiss down your neck and began to unbutton the button up. When it was all unbuttoned you shrugged it off your shoulders. He stepped back and took your view in. “God damn.” he said in awe. “You’re fucking beautiful princess. Absolutely breath taking.” he said as he pulled you up to wrap your legs around his waist. He layed you down onto his bed as he laid over you kissing down your body. He removed your bra and kisses your breasts and began to tease your nipples. He then again moved south until he was met by your panties. “Are you sure about this Y/N?” he questioned looking up. “Yea I’m sure Jae.” He then removed your panties and began to suck on your nub. You reached for his hair and as you began to pull on it he came up and kissing your lips. "You don’t even know what I’ve thought and dreamt of doing to you.” he said into the kiss. “Just do it god damn it.” you responded breathlessly. “Too much princess save it for another night.” he then detached his lips and you straddled him and said “What makes you think this is going to happen again.” You said it as smirk as you slowly rolled your hips onto his. “God damn. Well fuck I was just assuming that we both had mutua-” you then cut him off by putting your lips onto his again. “Jaebum did you actually take that seriously.” you said giggling into the kiss. “I just thought you mayb-” you quickly shut him up with a kiss. You straddled him and kissed him as you moved your hands through his hair. He gripped your lower half and began to grind you onto him. He then paused the action to take off his sweat pants and return. You looked at his erection, he was pretty big so you did stare for a while. “What’s wrong baby.?” “N-n-nothing, you just seem a little big.” you said shyly. “Aw c'mon it’s not like it’s something you’ve never seen, don’t think I’ve forgotten my little "indecent” on Snapchat, can’t believe you bought my “that wasn’t for you” bullshit. I accidentally sent you a nude that was meant for you but I was too scared to admit it.“ he said. "So you’ve liked me for a while?” you ask timidly. “For fucks sake I’ve liked you forever how haven’t you noticed, you’re basically perfect, you’ve got a great personality, you’re a literal genius, you know exactly how I like my coffees, you love my cat and don’t even get me started on your physical appearance.” he said sincerely. “Oh yeah.” you say as you pinned him down and kissed him sensually. You began to kiss his neck making sure to not leave a mark on his skin. As you began to move towards his chest you began leaving some love bites every now and then. “C'mon babe leave some here.” here he said patting his neck. “That wont look very professional now will it Mr. Im?” you said straddling him and using your finger to trace patterns on his chest. “You’re right Miss Y/L/N, but tonight isn’t about being professional. It’s about us, don’t call me "Mr. Im” you already know what I like to be called.“ he said holding your hips. You began kissing his neck again but this time leaving a few small bites. "Just like that Daddy?” you asked with a slight pout. “Just like that baby.” he said. You then made your way to his lower bottom and stroked his shaft. You licked a stride up his cock and put the tip in your mouth. You looked up at him through your lashes, he looked as beautiful as ever. Eyes shut, jaw clenched, bottom lip being bitten. You slowly eased yourself down his cock as he ran his hand through your hair. “Fuck princess just like that. God damn who taught you babe, you’re doing so well.” he praised. As he began coming closer to his orgasm he brought you up to face level and looked at you straight in the eye while trying to catch his breath. “You still sure about what’s gonna happen baby? You can back out whenever you want, just tell me and I’ll stop.” he said in a serious tone. “I’m more than sure.” you said. He laid you down and began to reach for a condom on his night stand. He opened it and put it on and began immersing himself into your entrance. God damn she’s so tight he thought to himself. You felt him enter you, you felt a bit uncomfortable due to him being the biggest you’ve ever taken and also due to your lack of sex lately. He began to thrust into you but it felt uncomfortable still. “Jae, babe.” you said lightly. “You like that princess, Daddy giving it to you hard like there’s no tomorrow.” he said confidently. “No, Jae please stop it hurts.” you said with a face of uncomfort. He took himself out and looked like a small scared child. “Did I hurt you, I’m really sorry if I did, it really wasn’t my intention.” he said. “It’s fine I just haven’t you know, been around too much lately.” you said shyly looking away from him. “It’s okay princess, we can go slow. It’s fine, you know Daddy won’t mind.” he said cupping you face so you would be facing him. “Are you sure Daddy, wouldn’t you rather be with someone who isn’t wasting time like this?” you asked nervously. “No, no, no princess. Daddy wants to take his time with you, you’re not like other girls you’re not just a one time fuck and then avoid. I want to be with you, don’t you understand.” he said. You bit your lip and kissed him. As you both kissed he began inserting one finger into you, then two and eventually three. You lay back moaning as he pumped his fingers into you. “Who’s making you feel this good princess?” he asked confidently. “You are Daddy.” you said loudly between moans. “Fuck Daddy I’m gonna cum you.” you say gripping the bed sheets. His fingers began to pump into you much more roughly. You screamed as you came onto his fingers. He licked your juices off his fingers and stook one of his fingers into your mouth. “How do you taste princess? Sweet? Ya like it?” he asked. You simply nodded as you seductively sucked his finger. “You ready for this?” he asked rubbing himself onto you. “I’m ready for Daddy’s cock.” you said grabbing his neck to pull him into a kiss. He entered you and your breath got hitched at the feeling of being filled again. This was unlike the first time with him, you felt your walls being stretched but this time the pain was only a slight burn. He began moving inside of you and you moaned. “Fuck Daddy, you feel so good.” you cried out. He lifted your legs onto his shoulders and said “Feels that good princess?” he said with a smirk. “You can’t even begin to imagine.” you said rolling your head back and arching your back. “Think so princess?” he asked as he quicked his pace. “Being in you is actual heaven, cant believe my princess is a fucking angel.” he said thrusting into you. “Fuck Daddy.” you moaned getting close to your release, his sweet words only encouraging you. He began drawing figure 8s on your clit with his thumb and you lost it. Feeling in bliss you began moaning, almost yelling. “Fuck, fuck, Fuck Daddy right there, Oh Fuck.” you moaned out. As you came down from your high Jaebum just stayed in place in awe. “Has any one ever told you, you look fucking beautiful cumming because damn princess you’re a piece of art.” he said. You laughed breathlessly and got out your position and strattled him. “Has any one ever told you, you look like something sculpted by Donatello himself because babe you are a fucking master piece.” you said moving your hand from his stomach up to his chest. He began to blush slightly and smile widely. “C'mon princess stop being cheesy and just ride Daddy already.” he said. You straddled him and sunk onto him and moaned at being filled yet again. You began bouncing on him trying to increase your pace. “You like that Daddy, fuck you’re so big, make it feel like an entire different experience each time.” you said. He met his climax and moaned while gripping your hips. After he climaxed his removed his condom and threw it into the trash can. He laid next to you. You both looked at his ceiling for a while. “That-” you both said simultaneously. You smiled shyly and told him to continue. “I’m not sure what I was expecting from this but, I am surely pleasured with the experience.” he said. “Yea, um, thanks for you know, going easy on me.” you said. “Any time babe, can’t wait for you to get used to it so I can fuck the daylight out of you.” he said wrapping his arms around you bringing him closer. You eyes opened in surprise along with your raised brows. “Again?” you asked. “Of course, don’t you pay attention to me babe, I like you a lot, if you wouldn’t mind I’d like to be your boyfriend.” he said. “Of course, babe.” you said putting emphasis into the word “babe” and smiled while shying into his side. He smiled as he felt you. “Can’t believe I can finally say I’m dating the cutest person ever.” he said with a goofy smile. “Right back at you.” you said. “But wait, isn’t it kinda weird, you know you being my boss and stuff?” you asked coming out from his side. “Of course not, just means we’ll be the cutest and hottest couple in the office and a ton of destressing sex and office sex, sounds great.” he said. “Alright.” you said cuddling into him. You both fell asleep naked bodies against each other.

A little extra:
The morning after you awoke to the sound of a ring tone. You shook Jaebum enough to wake him up. “Hm babe?” he asked in morning voice. “Your phone babe.” yoy responed. “Can you get it please and put it on speaker mode. You did as you were told. "What’s up Jaebum my man, what happend with Y/N? Y'all fuck yet?” you heard Jiwon ask on the other line and you immediately felt awoken. “Jiwon can you please not take about my girlfriend like that.” Jaebum said in a stern yet morning voice. “Shit, you finally got the balls to do it, okay I’m sorry for talking like that about your girl, again back to my question, did you fuck, please tell me you didn’t.” Jiwon said. “Because if you did I owe my assistant a raise, you know Bambam right? Little scrawny dude from university? He said you’d for sure smash and betted a 20% raise.” Jiwon explained. You were in a bit of a shock at Jaebum’s friend betting on you two sleeping. “Jiwon that’s so childish, as I said before dont talk about Y/N like that. And good bye, see you at 3.” he said a bit annoyed. He hung up and turned to you with the dorkiest smile. “G'morning babe.” he said kissing your cheek. “So sorry for that, Jiwon is just mad immature.” he said cuddling up to you. “It’s fine, tell your Jiwon friend we did fuck, let his assistant get a raise, us assistant aren’t paid enough.” you said. “Damn babe, I eat you out, treat you good and am just about to take you out on an amazing date, what more do you want?” he says playing fake offence. “Not you babe, just past experience.” you said giggling. You both then just fall asleep peacefully.

skinship!au ft jaeno/nomin (jaemin & jeno)

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

( a/n ; hello! so this is my first take on writing this kind of imagines. i always have plots in my mind but i’m not sure how to write it out as a fanfic because of the lack in my english writing :^) i took 2 weeks to write this bc i kept changing plots and stuffs o u o ; anyways, i hope you’ll enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it! + i’m sorry but i don’t take requests, however you can still suggest here~ i only do gay/yaoi/boxboy ships that i approve c: )


  • so basically JENO LOVES SKINSHIP ALOT BUT JAEMIN DOESN’T

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It's You || Jung Hoseok

Genre: Fluff, A Lil Touchy Stuff (did i literally make up a genre?? )

Words: 1,893 

A/N: okay okay nothing dirty just absolute fluff bc jhope deserves the fucking world okAY. This is my first fluff, it took me forever and 3 days to accomplish this lol. Leave some feedback, pls!  Maybe a jhope smut will come soon (sooner lol) but hey, I hope you enjoy this fluffy stuff and know that our requests are open! We do pretty much everything! :D 

-admin courtneycat


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 "Hobieeeee! No! Ew, no,“ you giggled out. Hoseok’s giggles came right after yours and you could barely keep him standing straight. "No, no, I don’t like Jin. He’s like a big brother to me!” It was true, though. Jin was the older brother you always wanted and vise versa. He treated you like the little sister he always dreamed about. Feeding you, taking care of you and just always being there for you was very much appreciated both ways.

 You should never have mentioned that you liked someone from BTS. The only person who knew was Jin. He must have blabbed a little and now Hobi was on your case. Little did he know…

 "Oh come on Y/N, you have to tell me! Is it Namjoon? You like tall guys… oh! It has to be Jungkook! Huh, you into younger boys, huuhhh?“ He wiggled his eyebrows at you and you couldn’t help but choke on your laughter. You shook your head ‘no’ again.

 "Jungkook is really nice to look at sometimes but I’m positive he’s in love with Tae,” you joked. Hobi let out another fit of giggles and you couldn’t help but admire him. Oh how he was so oblivious. Jin was watching you two converse from the living room of the dorm since the kitchen was open and connected. He wished you two would just confess to each other soon, because little did YOU know, Hoseok had come to him a bit before you did and confessed to liking you, as well. 

 You weren’t too sure when you figured out that you liked Hoseok more than a friend. You guys had plenty of movie nights, dance offs, and lunch dates, but somewhere in between all of that- it became something more. Though he figured out when you became something more to him. 

 It was a few months ago. You were both having a movie night, deciding on facing your fears together and watching all of the Paranormal Activity movies. Though, you were both pretty sure you were hiding into the blankets rather than watching. You had snuggled into Hoseok’s side more, pulling the blanket closer to your face. He wrapped his arm around you and pushed you right into his chest, without even realizing it. It was until that moment, he realized his feelings. He glanced down at you, curled up into him, hair in a messy ass bun, glasses pushed up into your face and damnit. He just knew it. You were the one he wanted. 

 And yourself, waking up the day after those scary movies, noticed him as he slept soundly beneath you. His bare face was beautiful and you’d fight someone to the death if they say otherwise. He had one arm wrapped around your waist and the other on your thigh, which was slung over his. It was at this moment that you knew you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

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Holy Pt. 2 {Luke Hemmings Smut}

PAIRING: Luke/Y/N
RATING: A for angst and S for smut
WORD COUNT: 8000+
REQUESTED: yesssss!!! so many ppl wanted a second part so here u go!! 

guess who’s back!!! well not rly bc i have so much work to do but i managed to churn out this monster fic in like….3 days lmao ! just letting u guys know, it deviates from the religious aspects that r mentioned in the first part; this part definitely deals more w their relationship and there’s literally sooooo much angst so y’all can thank me for that later ;-) anyways, hope u enjoy!!!

[part 1] [masterlist] [come yell at me]

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1. literally not a day goes by that i don’t think about it omfg

2. LITERALLY THOOOOOOOOO

Originally posted by jiminiemini

3. THE FUCKING - HOW DARE YOU BRING UP THE TOOTHBRUSH THING THAT SHIT FUCKED. ME. UP. It literally had the most explicit sexual undertone omfg. The way Jin looked at him was very… “how far will you go” and yet he just fuckin sat there and took it what in the fresh hell. like i know it was a challenge but literally at one point jin literally shifts his knees and slides further downward and it’s all just so……. 

Originally posted by funnybts

4. listen, listen to me. That joke was so obviously jimin biased too. Like Jimin is Jin’s #1 pun supporter, a punpporter if u will. 

i like this though, send me even more jinmin + jinkook anons to go with the taejin, i’ll be in HEAVEN

anonymous asked:

Hey Ene/Takane! Any plans for Haruka/Konoha this Valentines? <3 <3 (don't pretend like you don't have plans, we all know you do.)

TAKANE: of course i didn’t have any plans! what do you mean “we all do”?? valentine’s day is stupid!

HARUKA: that’s not exactly true… takane and i stayed home! she doesn’t like big crowds, so we ordered in takeout and played games all night. i took a few pictures, though~ (*^▽^*)

TAKANE: h-haruka?? what do you mean you- don’t you dare show them those!!

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guys I met Bastille yesterday with some other people in their M&G before their concert in Madrid and let me tell you how it went because they were so nice to every one of us like omg.

first they shook hands with all of us, then I took my jacket off cos I was boiling (literally) and Dan saw my t-shirt.

Dan: wow did you do that?! your t-shirt.

me: yes!

Dan: WOW IT’S SO AMAZING!

Dan: *comes closer and takes a pic of the tee*

Dan: but how much time did it take you?!

me: about… 3 and a half hours I think.

Dan: wow, that would take me like 3 days *laughs* it’s so amazing.

then they talked to us and there was a boy who brought some drawings (like me) and Dan took the time to look at them and he was sooooo nice. then I showed my drawings to Kyle, Woody and Will and they were like “wow these are so cool!” “amazing!” “girl these are soooo good!” and then Dan came and screamed “WOW SO COOOOL”. they asked me if I wanted them to sign the drawings (I did 18, one for each Wild World song, but I couldn’t do Shame as I didn’t have enough paper), and when I told them I wanted to give the drawings to them they just were like “wow thank you so much! these are so cool!”.

after that before they (and we) had to go, I asked them to sign some bigger drawing I had (the one in the pic). when I first handed it to Dan he went like “wow this is so cool! you’re soooo good, girl!” then told me “I love the style, I love it so much” and then we took some selfie. I handed the drawing to the rest of the guys and I can clearly remember Kyle saying “this is so awesome” and then Will and Woody saying something like that.

we had to leave then so they said goodbye to all of us. Dan hugged everyone but before hugging me he said “girl you’re amazing, thank you so much!” and I think life stopped for me in that second.

honestly I love them so much, they just gave me the best day of my life.

Shy (Ch. 7)

Summary: Ian goes to therapy and struggles with his pills. Mickey reasons with him on why he needs to take them and finally makes him feel again.

Word Count: 2934

Notes: Loved this chapter!

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9


It was a few days before Ian actually got up and started responding people. It broke everyone’s heart to see, and they knew they needed to do something about it. The thought of Ian struggling like this literally made Mickey want to scream and cry, which is saying a lot.

For about a whole week, everyone was trying to get to Ian to see a doctor— even Iggy. It took pleading and a bunch of crying for Ian to finally agree. His exact words were, “What the fuck ever. The fucking doctor will tell me I’m fucking crazy, and then you can all shut the fuck up,” and then he stormed to his room and slammed the door.

The next day, Ian climbed a ladder and started telling everyone he was superman— saying that if he jumped they’d see him fly. When a group of policemen and firefighters came to make sure he didn’t jump was when he fully agreed on going. The sight of seeing both of his sisters crying, and Mickey and his brother’s in utter fear is what did it, in all honesty. “Okay, okay. We can go,” is all Ian had to say.

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I literally cried 3 times yesterday because

  • I took Jo to the vet and when they took her into another room to do a blood draw she was screaming like I’ve never heard her scream before and I couldn’t be there with her and
  • I had to make a major career decision that had kept me up at night for 2 straight days and
  • I had to call the job I was turning down and tell them how ridiculously flattered and honored I was that they even considered me all while freaking out even more that I was making the wrong choice

So yes, I am absolutely not getting out of bed until my date tonight. And even then, only maybe.

smartweedbrain  asked:

*sees one of your mermay posts*, *goes to you blog*, *smashes follow button*, *looks at your art for a sec* ... *FREAKING CRACKS MY PHONE SCREEN WHILE PUSHING THE GET NOTIFICATIONS BUTTON LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT*... have a nice day, bud!! your art literally took my breath away

OH MY LORD!!!! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY <3 <3 <3

anonymous asked:

(1) Do you know what's, like, REALLY fun?? Insisting that a character in an aged piece of writing is gay to a literary expert. I've only ever seen posts about it on here, but it's actually fun. Like, someone came into my a class a few days ago so that we could analyze this massive book of short stories he had. And there was one about these two men, Edmund and Isaac (?), in the Victorian era, and they were like REALLY CLOSE.

(2) And there was one part where Edmund came to Isaac’s house, and they TAKE A BATH TOGETHER. LIke, they light candles and shit and i’m just sitting there like… bruh… this is gay… these dudes were gay. And I voiced that to the vistor when he was done with the story, and this dude looked so annoyed! He was like “Um, well, this is such a common misconception with this piece whenever I read it. They were not Gay. They were just VERY friendly” And I could’ve let it go, I really could’ve but

(3) I didn’t. I literally had a full on back and forth with this dude about the sexuality of these two men that don’t even exist. His arguments were things like, “Edmund has a wife!” “Men were closer back in the day!” “Isaac frequents gentleman’s clubs.” And my responses were. “That didn’t stop, like, half the men in Hollywood!” “Are you telling me dudes in the Victorian Era took spontaneous baths together? That was the norm?” “Have you considered that he’s either bi or putting up a front?”

(4) So, long story short, i’m no longer allowed to ask questions are speak when a visitor comes to the class, but I still feel pretty proud of myself, and you wanna know why? Because Edmund and Isaac don’t deserve this shit! That’s why! I hope you got entertainment from how ridiculous and extra I am. XD

you’re my hero i hope edmund and isaac lived out their gay lives together very gayly (also maybe serve that tea up telepathically to the next visitor don’t let that ban hold you back)

Halfway, Chapter 3

A/N: Hey guys!💕 It’s been awhile and I’ve been ITCHING to get back at writing this! So, the rest of the story is going to be a more modern/everyone-has-an-actual-job-and-life AU, unlike the first two which were inukag childhood AUs. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it!  (ノ・ω・)ノ ❤ ❤ ❤

[Ch. 1] - [Ch. 2]  


The birds were loud. The birds were so goddamn loud. They woke me up before I even had a chance to attempt to sleep through my alarm clock, let alone come up with a lie to my wife about why I had to call in “sick” for work today.

Neither would’ve worked anyways; she’s always on my ass about stop being lazy and you have to go to work today! Or sometimes she wouldn’t say anything at all. She would just give me this look that made me both grunt and shiver at the same time. I hated it.

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(Betty Cooper x Reader): She’s Perfect (1/4)

Summary: Reader met Betty at the internship over the summer and developed feeling for her. Since her parents are detectives they’re brought in to look at the Jason Blossom case, and reader moves to Riverdale.

A/N: Hope you enjoy this! Look out for the next part in a day or two (apologizes for any spelling and grammar mistakes) ((also Grundy literally won’t exist bc i hate her))

Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4


You’d met Betty over the summer, you’d both been a part of the same internship program. You felt like Betty was one of the easier people to talk to and you clicked right away, you could talk about books, you lives back home, and college and never feel awkward or nervous about it.

When you were both getting ready to leave and go back home you’d promised to text, video chat, whatever it took to stay in contact, you’d even told her that you’d try to convince your parents to come to Riverdale for fall break or something so that you could visit her. You didn’t even realize that you had a crush on her until you were talking about her to you friends when you got home.

“(Y/N), we know you’re excited about your new girlfriend, but can we please talk about something else?” Your friend asked as she flopped down on your bed next to you.

“Sorry,” You replied, blushing slightly, “We’re not dating, she would always talk about her best friend Archie, I could tell she was in love with him. By now she’s probably already dating him.”

“Unless he’s not into her,” Your other friend shoots back.

“It would be impossible to not like Betty. She’s perfect.” You reply.

You all continue talking and your friends tell you about everything you missed while you were gone, who got hot, who broke up, who got together, and all sort of crazy stories from their own jobs over the summer.

Once they all went home your mom called for you, “(Y/N)! We’re having a family meeting.”

You quickly jog down the stares, family meetings are reserved for important news, and you’re curious to hear what it’s about. Once you’re sitting down your dad starts talking.

“Your mother and I have been asked to help with an investigation out of town.” He explains to you, “In small town called Riverdale. A high school kid supposedly drowned and apparently they don’t have any detectives so they asked us to step in.”

“Okay,” You say, trying not to seem to excited about the prospect. Riverdale. As in, the Riverdale where Betty lives, “When were we leaving?” You ask, trying to sound nonchalant.

Your mom looks at you slightly puzzled, “You want to go with? We thought you’d want to stay here with your grandparents or something.”

“Oh, um… No, I mean, you’ll be gone for a while and I don’t mind coming with, it’ll be fun to live somewhere else.” You say, awkwardly trying to cover yourself.

“Are you sure, we don’t mind if you stay here, even if you stay with (Y/BFF/N)’s family.” Your dad replies.

“No! I want to come with. Betty, one of my friends from the internship lives there,” You admit, “I’d already have a friend, I’d been hoping to visit her soon anyway.”

“Okay honey,” Your mom replies with a small smile, “Of course you can come. We’re leaving at the end of the weekend.”


When you were leaving a few days later on Sunday night you hugged your friends goodbye before hopping in the car with your parents.

“We expect to be kept up to date on everything that happens,” Your best friend told you as you stuck your head out the window to say one last goodbye to them.

“Of course.” You reply, “Bye!” You called as your dad drove away.


You pulled into the driveway of the house your were renting as the sun was setting. You helped your parents carry all of your suitcases and bags into the house.

“Shoot, we didn’t get any groceries,” Your mom calls from the living room as you unpack some of your stuff up in your room.

“I think there were some take out restaurant menus in the kitchen,” You call down to her, setting up some of your photos in the nightstand. You had already had one of you and Betty - the photo you’d taken the day before the internship as over - framed and you set it up next to the shot of you and your family from your older sibling’s wedding and the photo of you and your group of friends from before the last school dance.

After you’d unpacked all of you clothes into the dresser and closet your mom knocked on the door of your new room.

“Honey?” She asked, “Would you mind walking down to pick up our dinner? I ordered from this restaurant,” She said, holding up a menu that said Pop’s in a vintage dinner font, “you okay with burgers and fries?”

“Sure, I’ll walk down and pick it up.” You replied, it sounded vaguely familiar, Betty must have mentioned it at one point which you took to be a good sign.

You walked into the dinner and were surprised by how cute it was inside. You walked up to the counter, “Take out order for (Y/L/N).” You tell the cashier with a small smile.

“It’ll be up in a few minutes.” He replies.

“Hey,” You said, as a guy with the most ginger hair you’d ever seen smiled at you.

“Hi,” He said, grinning at you even more.

They girl he was sitting with turned around and your eyes widened with realization. It was Betty.

“So, are the union rings here any good?” You ask, jokingly as you walk over to their table.

“So good,” He replies.

“(Y/N), what are you doing here?” She asks, her face a mixture of confusion and amusement.

“Wait- you guys know each other?” The guy asks.

“Yeah, she was the other girl at my internship,” Betty tells him,

“My parents are here to do some investigation into a murder, they’re detectives.” You reply in response to Betty’s question.

“Wait, you parents are here to investigate the murder of Jason Blossom?” Betty asks you.

“Yeah… how did you know that?” You ask her, surprised.

“It’s a big deal, everyone here in town has been talking about it nonstop.” Archie interjects.

“Oh! I’m (Y/N) by the way,” You add, smiling at the guy.

“Archie Andrews” He responds, introducing himself.

“Oh, I know who you are, Betty told me about you,” You reply with a grin.

“Hopefully good things,” He responds with a grin, “I’m also your peer mentor, I’m going to be giving you your tour tomorrow.” He responds, “Do you want to join us?” He asks, almost a little too quickly.

“I’d love to,” You reply, glancing between Betty and Archie, “But my mom is expecting some burgers so I should probably get back.”

‘We’ll stop by your place tomorrow morning and walk you to school if you want.” Betty adds, giving you one of those smiles that fills your stomach with butterflies.

“Until then,” You reply, “I’ll text you my address.” You add as walk over to the counter and grab your take out from the cashier before leaving the restaurant.

After you’d finished eating dinner you’d gone up to your room, nervously packing your backpack before you remembered to text Betty.

(Y/N) - 10:23: My address is 647 Jefferson St. by the way
Betty - 10: 25: Really?! You’re just down the street from us then. Archie’s the yellow house next door to you and I’m in the white house next to it.
(Y/N) - 10:26: That’s so crazy, must be fate bringing us together :)
Betty - 10:26: Probably, Archie and I’ll stop by around 7:45 to pick you up.
(Y/N) - 10:30: Okay, see you then

7 things we discovered about Niall Horan from his interview with Grimmy

Singing, song-writing, Shawn Mendes and a seriously secretive One Direction email chain; Niall Horan dropped by Grimmy’s gaffe (OK, studio) to give us the low-down on what he’s up to. You’ll be able to hear the full exclusive interview on Friday morning at 7am, but here are some of our favourite moments…

1. Everyone tells him his new ‘do makes him look more mature.

In case you didn’t notice, his beachy blonde locks are no more and in their place is a bountiful head of brunette hair. According to Niall his new look has received quite the reaction, with everyone telling him he looks more mature since binning the bleach.

2. He first heard Harry’s new song on the radio.

That’s right: Niall first listened to Harry Styles’ new song on the radio, just like the rest of us mere mortals. And he had a lot to say about it.

3. He swam with sharks in the Bahamas.

Really. After much deliberation (twenty minutes, to be precise) he took the literal plunge and swam with sharks. Ever wondered what a shark feels like? Wonder no more: “They feel like sandpaper… they’re all a bit sloppy. It’s a bit weird but yeah, they’re sharks and they’re still scary.” Sloppy sandpaper - got it. He also snorkelled and swam every day. In short, he’s a total water baby. He’s basically part merman. You heard it here first.

4. A One Direction email chain EXISTS!

Yup, the guys are all looped in on what is probably (definitely) the only email chain in the world that we’d happily be a part of. Do they sign off with a kiss? Do they have personalised signatures? Does any sneaky BCC’ing occur? WHAT DO THEY EMAIL ABOUT?! So many questions, so many of them (thankfully) answered.

5. He does a REALLY good Olly Murs impression.

We’re actually not entirely convinced Olly wasn’t sat in on the interview, that’s how good it is. Educate your ears, stat.

6. A Shawn Mendes collab might be happening.

A Niall Horan and Shawn Mendes collab sounds pretty sweet, right? You’ll be happy to know that it’s not off the cards. When will it be happening exactly? He spilled the beans to Grimmy.

7. He wrote his favourite song while watching the footie.

He wrote his favourite song off the much-anticipated album while… sat on his sofa, watching a Man United game. We kid you not.