this line is so true tho

Based off of Kia’s 13daysofSasuHina

>Sauce workin at the local mall as a seasonal photographer because Naruto thought working part-time during the holidays would be fun

>Naruto unexpectedly calls in one day & Sauce is the only one who can fit into the Santa costume (he ends up not wearing it tho lol)

>Staff was worried at first thinking he’d scare the kids but ends up being popular 

>Rumor has it that if you can withstand the scary Santa your wish will come true

>Highest profit in years! 2 hour waiting line! Staff from other stores are forced to help out

>Once Nardo is back, he becomes reassigned as photographer instead of Santa (is okay with it because he enjoys seeing Sasuke say ho ho ho)

>Sasuke is initially agitated but the cute Santa helper is amused by it so he complies

“I had to console her for an hour.”

“TH-THAT’S NOT TRUE.”


Collab between @maxgameztheswagking and I :D! They did the lines and I did the color. Please enjoy an embarrassed Elichi

A libra will love her body. She’ll hate her body too. But you must love it, you must always love it.

You must look into her eyes and smile. Move her hair from her face so you can get a better look.

You must touch the places that hardly get touched:
her neck as she does the dishes,
her collar bone as she types at her desk,
her hips as you stand in line at the grocery store.

You must weave the ordinary with the erotic.

Slide your hands firmly over every inch of her skin as if it was the first time you’ve ever touched her.

You must touch her.

She’ll crave your embrace and wither without it.

She needs romance. And so many kisses.

Dimitri Allen holding a bouquet.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK, ITS FINALLY DONE!

THIS IS NOT DRAWN BY ME. REPEAT, NOT DRAWN BY ME.

story time: 

layclives once mentioned to me that dimitri was rather unappreciated in the PL fandom, and it was true, so i made a post asking people to reblog it with pictures of flowers (in appreciation of dimitri) and then i decided i wanted art to commemorate that post

this is a request i sent to my sister akikazetohoru-12 (she’s not even in the PL fandom, im sorry you had to put up with all my phases/obsessions sis) 

but because she got busy she only managed to do the design/sketch, and two-thirds of the line art. she still did an amazing job tho, pls send her nice things

so it ended up becoming a collab! i asked around, and my friend nuitopia offered to finish the lineart. he did an amazing job with the flowers, HE SOMEHOW KNEW I WANTED EXACTLY 35 ROSES TO MATCH THE NUMBER OF NOTES ON THE ORIGINAL FLOWERS POST. HE’S A WITCH!!!!!! BURN HIM!1!!!

demorrtis offered to clean up the lineart and also color the art AND DO THE BANNER NOW IT’S SO PRETTY I LOVE IT I LOVE ALL THESE PEOPLE PLEASE SEND THEM ALL NICE THINGS JUST LOOOOOK AT THE RESULT DONE BY THEM

I’M SO HERE FOR A CS SEPARATION STORY LINE THO. GIVE ME THE ANGST. GIVE ME THESE TWO FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET BACK TO ONE ANOTHER. GIVE ME KILLIAN BEING TORN UP ABOUT EMMA DISAPPEARING AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO. GIVE ME EMMA’S FAMILY COMFORTING HIM. GIVE ME CS REUNITING AND HAVING AN EPIC LOVE STORY ENDING. GIVE ME A TRUE LOVES KISS AND HAPPY TEARS AND “I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND ME"S. GIVE. ME. IT. ALL.

even tho bill has done a bunch of scary things so far, every time he shows up he always says something along the lines of “just you wait”

which makes me think that we haven’t seen anywhere near bills true horror potential 

My friend and I were remembering the time we were attacked by a baby falcon at Six Flags. Both of us were pretty not-so-sober at the time, so a mild panic attack occurred on his part. Thankfully that earned us front-of-the-line passes for the rest of the day, but it’s still a wtf moment. Like, how the fuck even does that happen? oh, welllllll.