this just means that peter is better then you

Avengers Chatroom: The Other Quicksilver

Requested by the amazing @m-maximoffs

Pairings: Some Peter Maximoff x f!reader

Scenario: The Avengers watched X-Men Apocalypse. Reader really likes Peter Maximoff much to everyone’s dismay (*cough* Pietro *cough*)


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Steve, Pietro, Tony, Wanda, Nat, Y/N.

Clint: So, did everyone enjoy the movie?

Tony: It was okay.

Steve: I enjoyed it.

Pietro: It was terrible.

Y/N: HE WAS GREAT!

Y/N: I MEAN IT WAS GREAT!

Wanda: He?

Nat: No! Why did you ask her!?

Y/N: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY HUSBAND.

Pietro: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY KNOCKOFF!

Y/N: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Steve: Can you two behave?!

Pietro: NO.

Y/N: MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!

Wanda: Pietro it was just a movie. Calm down.

Clint: I think Peter is better. Can we recruit him instead?

Y/N: Yes omg yes a million times.

Steve: No, we are not recruiting him!

Pietro: I am right here, you know?!

Y/N: He has the cutest smile!

Y/N: and his hair is so

Y/N: i cant

Nat: She’s broken.

Y/N: He’s just so adorable!

Pietro: HE IS NOT ADORABLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUICKLSILVER AND THAT IS ME!

Clint: He saved everyone from an explosion.

Pietro: Your point?

Clint: And you…

Pietro: Don’t finish that sentence.

Wanda: Pietro you know nobody can ever replace you.

Y/N: Okay but do any of you know if Peter has a girlfriend…?

Y/N: It’s for science.

Steve: I am surrounded by children.

Tony: That happens when you’re ancient.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Has anyone seen my father?

Y/N: You live with your aunt…

Peter: No I live with my mum.

Clint: Nat, use your arachnid speak and find out what’s wrong with him.

Nat: Really, Clint?

Peter: You can speak to spiders? I’ve never come across a mutant like you before.

Nat: What?

Y/N:

Y/N: Peter?!

Peter: Yeeeees?

Y/N: MAXIMOFF?!

Peter: I believe so.

Wanda: Where is that screaming coming from?!

Nat: It’s Y/N. She’s “Fangirling.”

Pietro: IT’S YOU!

Peter: IT’S ME! Haha what game is this?

Steve: Wait so you’re not Parker?

Peter: No, unless my birth certificate is wrong.

Tony: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!

Pietro: I DIDN’T TAKE IT!

Peter: Oh you were eating that?

Y/N: Hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N. I can help you look for your dad.

Peter: My future wife is going to help me find her father-in-law. What a tale for the kids!

Wanda: Why did he have to say that?!

Tony: @god what did I ever do to you?

Y/N: YES, HUSBAND, LET’S GO!

Peter: I like her!  <3

Steve: Y/N stay where you are! You can’t just go off with him!

Y/N: Please Steve!

Pietro: Should we not be capturing him or something!?

Peter: Catch me if you can!

Wanda: Pietro stop chasing him!

Magneto has joined the chat.

Peter: Hey dad!

Magneto has left the chat.

Peter: Maybe that was not the best time to tell him.

Tony: Who’s the freak outside?

Tony: WHY IS HE STEALING MY SUITS?

Tony: HE IS CRUSHING THEM!

Tony has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda: I am so confused!

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Listen up kiddos. This is what happens when you try to bring two different movie studios together. Shit gets really confusing. Don’t do ice-cream now.

Y/N: You mean drugs?

Wade: I mean ice-cream. Brain freeze is a bitch!

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: I was in my room and now I’m outside?! What the hell?

Peter: Picnic?

Y/N: YESSSSS OMG AT LAST

Y/N: I mean

Y/N: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Wanda: Pietro don’t do it.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda: Oh my god.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint: Nat your hair is different.

Nat: No it’s not.

Clint: I can see you right now.

Nat: I’m with Sam and Bucky in the training room. I don’t see you.

Clint: But

Clint: Then who is?

Clint has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: My friends. When did we get a hound? He is blue. Is this common for this breed?

Thor: It is quite large.

Thor: Like a man…

Thor: THAT IS NO DOG!

Thor has left the chat.

Softly || Peter Parker x Reader

I’m a little stressed about my latest story not showing in the tumblr app tags 。゚(TヮT)゚。 it isn’t a big deal, not really, but I rely so much on using this app, so I would really like my story to show. I’m just going to post a short peter drabble to make me feel better ♡

warnings: slightly sexual content. Not full on smut, but lots of kisses are exchanged 。゚(TヮT)゚。

don’t repost or plagiarize this! Reblogs are fine!

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Peter wakes up to feeling someone softly kissing him, the sensation making the young man smile as he was roused from his slumber.

“Hello, sleeping handsome.” You whisper against his lips.

You feel his smile widen against your skin and continue peppering kisses all across his face. “Babe, what’s wrong? I was sleeping.” You don’t answer him, still kissing his features when you felt Peter wrap his arms around your back.

“I mean, not that I mind or anything, it’s just- we kind of have school tomorrow.”

“Hmmm, I would much rather spend the whole night kissing you.”

“Babe-” you cut off his protests when you kiss him deeply, stopping all of your feather light kisses when you straddled his waist.

His groans seemed to spur you on as your hands gently rubbed against his chest, dipping beneath his shirt to touch at his bare skin. Feeling his warmth, you gently scratch at his abdomen with your fingernails, making him groan even louder in response. Peter could no longer take your teasing touches when he immediately flipped you back on the bed so that he was hovering over you.

You moan Peter’s name and delve your fingers into his hair, laying back with your neck exposed to him as he began to scatter love bites across your skin. While you felt him playful pull and tease at your neck, you suddenly felt a drowsiness wash over you. Your grip against his hair had significantly loosened, and Peter could feel the change in you when you slumped against him. “Argh, babe, no way! We were just getting to the good part!”

“I know handsome, and I’m really sorry, but now I feel really tired.” You lift up his head to give him an apologetic kiss, “You can still kiss me if you want. I’ll just be asleep…”

Peter snorts and gets off of you, laying next to you as he pulled you toward his chest, “Hell no. Call me whipped or whatever, but I don’t like waking you up.”

You were practically grinning at him now, “But you let me wake you up when I kept kissing you.”

He blushes and looks away from you, “Yeah…because I love you. I don’t mind losing sleep because of you.”

You yawn and let out a sleepy giggle, “Then I guess it’s good that you stopped. We do still have school in the morning.”

“Ugh, I hate you so much for being a tease.”

You laugh and press a kiss against his chest, “And I know that you wouldn’t want me any other way.”

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themardia replied to your post: how you get six books into Rivers of London and…

i mean. the whole point of those books is that Peter is dragging the Folly into a modern policing era and that he wants to do things the right way. that is a KEY part of his character, that he’s a mixed-race police officer that’s an idealist who believes in a better way. how is this a surprise to anyone?!

that’s LITERALLY THEIR POINT OF DIFFERENCE from urban fantasy generally, that a key plot thread is how you integrate policing by consent with goddesses and magic, rather than just an escalating series of boss challenges for the hero. 

and maybe that’s not for you, and that’s fine, but…it’s like picking up an Agatha Christie and going “I really like the depiction of interwar British life, but why are there so many dead people?”.

“Understand”
When you wake up
Your whole world’s flipped
It’s just different and you gotta, you know
You gotta, you gotta go with it and
That’s just simply growing up
And not see it in a negative way
You have to see it as it’s been given to you
I mean, as much as times can be crazy
You’re gonna feel like that’s where you’re supposed to be
You’re not gonna feel out of place anymore
You’re gonna feel like that’s where you are meant to be
You don’t have to pretend that it’s easy all the time
You just let it go and, and grow with it
And you can’t hold on
To the old you
Or the old this
Or the old that
Because you know you change
And it’s not changing in a bad way
It’s just changing
Because that’s what happens in life
You grow up
Everyone moves on
You’re just learning
You stay true to yourself
Changing isn’t a bad thing
It never was
But at the end of the day, you know
You’re the same person
And, and where your heart is
That doesn’t change
—  Shawn Mendes
That’s it (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: Hello there! I was wondering could you do an imagine where a guy is bothering you/harassing you and Peter Parker your boyfriend defends you from the guy when he sees you helplessly trying to defend yourself.

A/N: I changed it up a little -the idea is still the same, but Peter and reader are not a couple, just best friends, and you are not so helpless.

Warnings: Two or three bad words.


‘Did you actually think that I’d like you back? I mean, you are pretty and all, but, come on, really? I am the football team captain, and you are just… you, I guess’ a boy from your class said. You hadn’t even told him you liked him, just that he had played well the day before at the match. He had assumed that you had a crush on him and believed he was better than you, and you were now regretting ever complimenting him.
‘I did not tell you I like you. I told you you played well. Get your facts straight and stop having your head high up your ass’ you said, annoyed by now. Who did he think he was?
‘Look, pretty girl, don’t you dare insult me if you don’t want-’ he started threatening you.
‘If she doesn’t want what?’ a voice said. Turning your head, you saw Peter, your best friend. He looked mad, and you knew he wanted to defend you, but he couldn’t risk exposing he was Spiderman at school. He was, after all, who everyone considered the scrawny kid. His hand were into fists, and he was clenching his jaw.
‘Peter, let it be. It’s not worth it’ you whispered holding his arm. You took his face in your hand and tried to get him to look at you, which he did, making him relax.
‘Yeah, liste to your little slut, you don’t want to have your head in the trash can, again’ the boy said, a smirk on his face. You felt Peter’s biceps flexing under your hand, and before you knew it, you were no longer holding his arm.
‘That’s it’ Peter said before throwing himself against the boy. There was already a crowd around you, and you feared a teacher would see you. Looking back at Peter, you saw him punch the boy in the face, making him tumble down. Everyone was impressed, after all, Peter was the one that was usually beaten up. But not today. He wouldn’t fake it if it meant letting somebody humiliate you.
The boy got up, planning to fight back, but Peter managed to beat him in just a punch, making him fall on his ass again.
‘And now, don’t you dare insult [Y/N] ever again, okay?’ he asked, his face closed to the boy’s. ‘Have I made myself clear?’ he asked again after getting no answer. The boy quickly nodded, and Peter took your hand, pushing you both through the crowd before leaving the school.
‘We are missing next period’ he said, still sounding mad.
Just as you two were out of sight of anyone from school, you made him stop and turned him around, muttering a soft ‘thank you’ before quickly kissing him, something you had wanted to do for months. You thought he’d pull away, but he did not, actually pulling you closer.
‘Well, I guess I’ll have to defend you more often’ he said, a smirk on his face. You smiled and kissed him again, happy to know you could always count on him.

you know what was my favorite julian/barry moment in the newest episode?

the part before barry asks julian to join them on the movie night, where they’re just analyzing the body together

earlier in the episode julian was like “just because we worked together well once doesn’t mean we have to do it again” but you can see in that scene they work perfectly together? 

they’re on the same page while examining the body, they’re seeing the exact same thing — it’s not like julian is better than him or barry is better than julian, it’s a moment where they both know exactly what they’re looking for. 

i especially love when julian manages to sneak in the peter pan reference without ruining the whole structure or being a moment where the audience has to stop and acknowledge the reference, barry carries on and julian follows him like they’re just used to it by now

and probably my favorite part in that little exchange is, “no fingernails mark,” followed by julian asking “no dna evidence underneath the fingernails?” and barry says there’s none yet. just shows that they’re both pretty damn good at their job and no matter how much they try to Dislike Each Other™ they’re better working together

Love Spreads - Tate Langdon x Reader

REQUESTED:  Requesting more Tate 😉 one where he and the reader meet in a mental hospital?? (Ily 😘) - @iconangel

I’m super sorry about this, please don’t hate me, but this is going to be a 2 part story. Here is part 1. I didn’t mean it, it just happened. 


When your parents shipped you off to the hospital, they told you it was for your own good. That it would help you to get better. What they really meant was that they couldn’t be bothered to handle you and your problems. That’s why you found yourself standing in the lobby of this place. You didn’t even know the name of it, you didn’t really care either. The nurse in front of you was talking, but you weren’t listening. It wasn’t until she gripped your shoulder and pushed you forward that you tuned her in.

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Originally posted by tchalia

Being Peter’s best friend and dating him would include…

  • Helping each other with homework (Meaning you stealing his science papers all the time)
  • Waltzing into his apartment as if it were your own home, because the two of you practically live at each other’s places
  • Stealing his food
  • “Pete, I’m taking your pop tarts, ok?”
  • Being given a spare key into his apartment block
  • Aunt May telling you embarrassing baby stories of Peter, and, even better, showing you pictures
  • “There was this time he got obsessively attached to this teddy bear, he never let it go and-”
    “Aunt May, please stop.”
  • Knowing him better than anyone else
  • Which means you knew he was Spider-man immediately
  • “Peter, you’re a terrible liar. I know that you’re Spider-man, just admit it.”
    “Wha- no… I’m- I’m not Spider-man.”
  • Sassing him all the time
  • Tony taking an instant liking to you when he comes to recruit Peter
  • “You know, Spider-ling. I’m beginning to think about taking your girlfriend to Germany instead.”
  • Peter always being over-protective, even though you’re more than capable of taking care of yourself
  • Constantly scaring him just for the fun of it
  • Aunt May always asking ‘when the wedding is’
  • “Should we have a chocolate or vanilla wedding cake?”
    “Aunt May, please stop.”
  • Being the one to persuade him to fight with the Avengers
  • “It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can’t turn it down!”
  • Throwing paper wads at him when he’s doing his homework
  • Hugging him from behind whenever’s he’s stressed
  • Stealing his web-shooters and making random words around his room
  • “Y/n, please stop writing ‘dorkasaurus’ on my wall.”
  • Attempting to try on his Spider-man suit
  • Overall being an adorable couple
Get To Know Me Tag 💖💖💖

I’ve been so inactive lately because school has been kicking my butt and I miss being on tumblr so much but I am back again and the lovely @just-shawn-mendes has tagged me to do this tag so here we go!

Name: MJ

Nickname: I don’t really have one lol my name short enough

Gender: Female

Star Sign: I’m a Scorpio (side note like why are scorpion portrayed as mean and hateful like I’m not like that)

Height: 5'8

Sexual Orientation: I’m bisexual… I think, I’m not really putting a label on it right now. And btw this is a safe space for LGBT+ members and anyone really 💖

Hogwarts House: Okay so I haven’t read any of the Harry Potter books but I’ve taken quizzes to see and I’m Gryffindor

Favorite Color: My favorite color changes all the time. Like before it was blue then it was pink and now it’s a kind of sunset orange. I love bright colors but I mostly wear black and grey for a more sleek look.

Favorite Animals: Puppies no doubt

Average Hours Of Sleep: During the week it’s around 6 hours but on the weekend I sleep way to much to give a specific amount.

Cat or Dog Person: I have a cat but I love dogs a lot more

Favorite Fictional Characters: I don’t really know so I’m gonna tell yall my Fave Youtubers: Adelaine Morin and Zoella

Number Of Blankets I Sleep With: Okay fun fact I don’t sleep under my comforter because I’m such a warm bodied person so I only sleep with 1 blanket

Favorite Singers/Artists: Shawn Mendes, Halsey, Ed Sheeran, The 1975, The Weeknd and a lot of other people too because I listen to a bunch of different artists.

Dream Trip: New York, London, Sydney, Tokyo, Everywhere lol

Number of Followers: Around 600

When My Blog Reached Its Peak: I don’t know if it has yet

Okay so I don’t know who has done this tag and who hasn’t so I’m just gonna tag people and I also tag whoever sees this 💖💖💖

@latteshawn @friskyshawny @shawnmendesicons @mercyimagines @shawnshighnotes @shawnslazymuffin @shawnsfool @shit-to-kinda-okay @kodie615 @berghh @hopefullymendes
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“[f/n], do you like me?”

You felt your cheeks flush pink at Edmund’s question, “W-why would you ask that, Ed? Of course I like you.” you stammered, trying to play off your answer.

Edmund wasn’t meeting your gaze, “I mean, do you like-me like me?”

Your blush deepened, “Why are you asking, Ed?”

“I guess, I just was wondering why?” Edmund said it as more of a question than anything else, his tone awkward and hesitant, “I mean, why not Peter or Caspian or someone else?”

You cocked your head to the side, reaching out to brush your fingers across Edmund’s bicep, “Why would you say that, Ed?”

His face flushed and he pulled away slightly, “I was a traitor.” he mumbled out at last.

You felt your heart soften, “You were just a kid. You didn’t know any better.”

“My siblings did.”

“You made up for all of that, Ed. You made a mistake and you’ve made amends. I love you, flaws and all. No one’s perfect.” You grinned softly and gave his arm a playful smack, “Not even me.”

His small smile was reward enough.

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anonymous asked:

Can you do what dating Peter Pan (ouat) would include?

Dating Peter Pan Would Include:

  • Anyone who hurts you dies. No exceptions.
  • Getting little gifts from the mainland
  • “My Queen”
  • “My King”
  • Everywhere you go either Peter or Felix are close by to protect you
  • Being close friends with Felix
  • Learning how to fight because Neverland is fucking dangerous
  • Being the only person who can argue with Peter without being killed or put in a cage
  • Cuddling for warmth at night
  • Playing dirty to win games
  • A lot of arguing and a lot of making up
  • Proving that girls are better than just as good as boys
  • “Peter I love you but just because you say ‘Peter Pan never fails’ does not mean i’m going to let you win.”
  • Neck kisses
  • Forehead kisses
  • Jealous Pan
  • Teasing him for being jealous
  • “You’re mine, (Y/N).”
  • “And You’re mine Peter Pan.”

I’m just going to gush over Tom Holland as Spider-Man for this post.

  • He’s the perfect Peter Parker. He’s not a super hot guy like Garfield, but he still looks young and a bit, not ugly by any means, but not perfect boyfriend material. But he’s also quite charming in his own way. You get why he’d consider himself a bit of a underdog, but he’s very likeable and funny. And as Spider-Man, he’s even better. You never forget that he’s a kid under that mask and It’s pretty obvious he’s geeking out whenever he’s hanging out with other superhero’s, even when he’s meant to be fighting them.
  • Speaking of which, I love watching him fight. He’s not a martial artist, he’s more of a free runner, constantly moving and improvising as he goes. He’s not quite mastered his powers yet, so he just goes with the flow. But he’s still a force to be reckoned with. Even inexperienced, he takes down Bucky and Sam, both at once and holds his ground rather well against Steve.
  • But he’s not just a good fighter, he’s also a problem solver. Spider-Man has always been capable of finding and exploiting any weaknesses he can find. Not only does he go for Steve’s legs, but when Ant-Man grows giant, he uses his own size against him and pulls him to the ground, something even Stark couldn’t think of.
  • He’s a super big geek, but not just in the ‘he’s really smart‘ way. When he takes down Ant-Man, where does he get that idea? The Empire Strikes Back. Spider-Man, ladies and gentlemen. Super spider vigilante, and a Star Wars fan.
  • His uniform is perfect. It makes a few changes to the styling, but it looks flawless on screen.
  • His scenes with the other heroes are the highlights of the movie. Not just in the way he fights them, but how he talks with them. His introduction is spectacular as he and Tony talk about why he became a superhero. The way Sam and Bucky react to him, perfect. And best of all is when he and Captain America talk. I was so worried Steve would just be annoyed by him, but it’s clear that Steve respects this kid, and doesn’t want to fight him. Particularly when he smirks after Peter tells him that he’s from Queens. It’s such a human moment, and I hope these two bond a bit more in Infinity War.
  • He swears in this movie. Do you know how awesome it is to hear Spider-Man, my all time favorite superhero say ‘Holy Shit‘ on screen?
  • Best of all, he’s funny as hell, but he doesn’t stop fighting to make jokes. Remember in TASM 2, when he stops fighting just to make a few bad jokes? Here, his quips aren’t just funny, they’re spontaneous and fast and Peter doesn’t just stop in his tracks to say them. My favorite is when Bucky throws something at him (something large and metal) and Peter quickly throws it back WHILE saying ‘Hey, buddy, I think you lost something.‘

I LOVE SPIDER-MAN IN CIVIL WAR!! Holland, Russo brothers, Marvel, congratulations. You surpassed Maguire and Garfield by miles, and you did it in about 30 minutes of screen time.

Anything - Jimmy Darling x Reader

REQUEST: could you do one with jimmy where del was v mean to you and jimmy finds you crying in your trailer and he comforts you and gets mad but you calm him down and it’s just really sweet and fluffy? i’ve been feeling really down lately .. and i need something to cheer me up - ANONYMOUS

ANON I AM SO SORRY! I know you requested this last week and I hope that things have gotten better for you. Please enjoy this fluffy Jimmy and ILY, if you need to chat I’m here okay!?



“Ugh.” You felt awful, and that was an understatement. You were pretty sure you were coming down with a migraine. But, as they say, the show must go on. You finished your makeup and stood up, walking to the main tent. You waited off to the side for Del to give you your cue to go on. While you were waiting you glanced across the stage and locked eyes with Jimmy. He smiled at you and sent you a wink. You smiled back but your head was pounding. You tried to focus on the show, but the bright lights were doing nothing to help your headache.

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Peter Pan | Once Upon A Time 

Y/N: “I’m sorry Peter, but I can’t…

Peter: “What do you mean ‘you can’t’? Is this about that stupid family of yours? You can have a new family in Neverland, a better one!

Y/N: “No Peter, just no. I’m sorry.”  

Peter: “… Fine. One day you will regret your decision…

18. The staff room is not full of candy and we are not allowed to tell the first years that it is.

I can’t believe you fell for this one too, Wormtail. I mean, first years are stupid. But you really should’ve known better. - JP

You made a compelling argument! I had no reason not to trust you! - PP

I think the fact that it was Padfoot and Prongs speaking should have tipped you off. - RL

I have a trusting face. people just inherently want to trust me. - SB

You do have alarmingly good looks. - JP

Could Have Been Me

Title: Could Have Been Me

Genre: Idk man I think it’s like angst/fluff/gettingtogether 

Summary: Phil still loves Dan after all these years, however Dan has a new partner Indigo who is taking a serious toll on Phil’s life. Will Phil eventually get with Dan, or is it already too late for Dan and Phil?

Author: weasley-is-our-king-

Word Count: 5969 (I’m really sorry)

A/N: This is so long and idek if it is any good or not. Seriously I really do hope it’s better than I think it is. Btw there is some swearing and a homo/transphobic slur (just one). Oh and if you think that Quinn won’t be a reoccurring character in my stories now you are wrong. 

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anonymous asked:

Do you take Tom requests?

ahhh sadly i don’t because i only really feel comfortable writing about tom’s portrayal of peter parker 。゚(TヮT)゚。 i thought about writing for tom holland, but like, i love and respect him too much to reduce his life into a story. he means a lot to me and like, i think he deserves better than my petty words??

this is just how i think, though! there are plenty of writers who write for him, but it’s just me personally who feels this way! i’m not bashing any writer who writes for celebrities like tom, and believe me, there are talented writers who can make tom holland imagines! if you would like, i would recommend that you visit @brianabreeze, or @stan-holland for any tom requests! They’re both hella talented writers :)

tl;dr–i’m sorry for this long rant, but if you have any peter parker requests, I’ll be happy to take them!! 

What if marauders always talked like this about Remus’ state after full moon? I mean:

Lily : How is he?

James : He’s looked worse.

month later

Lily : How is he?

Sirius : He’s looked better.

And in this scene Remus is remembering this little tradition, because how could you describe human’s state after full moon? He’s never alright and you just don’t want to say that he lookes terrible, because it’s really not that bad this time. He’s looked worse. This is Remus teaching Harry how to talk about it like his father did.