this just happened. how did this just

I think.. I think when it’s all over, it just comes back in flashes, you know? It’s like a kaleidoscope of memories, but it all just comes back. But he never does. I think part of me knew the second I saw him that this would not happen. It’s not really anything he said. Or anything he did. It’s the feeling that came along with it. And.. crazy thing is, I don’t know if I’m ever gonna feel that way again. But I don’t know if I should. I knew his world moved too fast and burned too bright. But I just thought, how can the devil be pulling you towards someone who looks so much like an angel when he smiles at you? Maybe he knew that, when he saw me. I guess I just lost my balance. I think that the worst part of it all, wasn’t losing him. It was losing me.
— 

T. Swift

Sometimes, when it’s finally over, what hurts you the most is not the fact that it’s actually over, but rather it’s that feeling that sits in the pit of your stomach that you somehow knew she wasn’t right for you in the beginning. That she would destroy you. And you still chose to waste your time with him anyway. By the time she realises what she’s lost. You’ll be with someone who already knew. 

anonymous asked:

Based on some fan art I found on tumblr (sorry I forgot who the artist is😖) what would the UT, UF, and SF skelebros do if they were chillen with there long time s/o when all of a sudden there souls pop out of there chest ,merge together and form A BABY!?,THERE BABY!? Out of thin air bonus if there brother witnesses it

UT Sans: He freezes, staring at the child in his lap. that’s how you make babies? No, wait, that can’t be. What happened?! He will just stare at this baby until you say something.

UT Papyrus: Screams and throws the baby into the air. Catches the baby. Baby starts crying. Papyrus starts almost crying. Instead screams quietly, and slowly. Why and how and where and when. What happened?

UF Sans: What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck!? Where did this baby come from? You were just sitting here. You weren’t even doing anything. For god sake, he doesn’t even want children! What is he supposed to do ahhhH!!!

UF Papyrus: Oh…yes of course. This was completely planned. The great and terrible Papyrus knows exactly how to make babies and….no this wasn’t planned! What happened!? Don’t just stand there, help him! He is not a safe place to rest a baby on!!

SF Sans: Sans screams. Baby screams. Baby cries. Sans cries. What the heck? Human, what did you do? It couldn’t have been his mistake, he doesn’t make mistakes! What is this!?

SF Papyrus: He was a scientist. This is not how you make babies. That is not how you make babies! He screams on the inside while staying cool on the outside, trying to solve this whole thing somehow. Sometimes the inside seeps out though. He just want’s to sleep, what the hell is this, he is too tired and done for this, please just let him sleep for about a year or two.

what were the norse gods like when drunk, you ask?



Odin: *steals Frigg’s wallet and dumps out a bunch of money* I️ GOT COINS FOR MY BITCHESSSSSSSS


Frigg: *loUD SOBBING* SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DON’T APPRECIATE HOW MUCH I️ DO FOR ALL OF MY HUSBAND’S CHILDREN—


Loki: look, dude, i can’t explain what happened. i ordered a drink, his finger touched mine accidentally and suddenly i was riding him. that’s just how life is.


Heimdallr: *chugs alcohol through Gjallrhorn*


Skadi: did??? did i not say vodka on the ROCKS? *stabs bartender* what’d we learn?


Njord: bitCH GON STEP ON MY FOOT,, MY P E R F E C T L Y P E R F E C T FOOT,, *pulls out axe* HOE BETTER WATCH YOURSELF


Thor: *singing a duet with Loki on karaoke* I️ *hiC* bLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN *inhales* AAAAAFFFFRRRIICAAAAAAA


Sigyn: *listening to Frigg ramble about her kids and Odin* ur too good for him, boo, dump him hon


Freyja: *rides chariot of cats into building* I️ HEARD WHAT YOU CALLED ME LAST WEEK, SQUARE UP J A N I C E


Freyr: I’m the god of peace… peas…. pees…. bees… I’m the god of bees guys


Hel: *drinks alcohol* *half of it falls through* well fuck this


Balder: oh no, i don’t drink. *loki throws shotglass at forehead*


Ran: if these bitches think they can touch my purse, just because i’m as turnt as Sif’s wig,,, y’all’re surely mistaken


Tyr: dude………………….. when did i like………… lose my hand………. weird brah


Sif: *steals microphone from Thor* BALDER’S HOTTER THAN YOU AND WE ALL KNOW IT *headbangs*


Bragi: CYNTHIA. CYN-THI-UUUH. JESUS DIED FOR OUR CYN-THI-UHS— ((bonus if you get the reference))


Forseti: I️ OBJECT *someone yells ‘it’s not even a courtroom’* I OBJECT

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Black & Blue - starboyshiro - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lance/Shiro (Voltron)
Characters: Shiro (Voltron), Lance (Voltron)
Additional Tags: this is just really fluffy my dudes, Shiro is a big sweetie, they’re in love, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Summary:

“Something wrong, babe? Did you have a bad day or something?” Shiro asks, plopping down on the couch next to Lance.

“Nothing happened, I’m just looking at all of these cute cats thinking about how much I want one, but can’t have one.” Lance frowns, resting his head on Shiro’s shoulder as he continues to scroll through Instagram.

Shiro can’t stand to see his boyfriend upset. That’s been a proven fact since Day One of their relationship. It’s only natural that when Lance mentions his disappointment at never owning a cat, Shiro goes above and beyond to cheer him up…

Ok, so I need to speak about something that has been happening recently. I have noticed that some people have been bashing the lucky fan that got to speak to BTS, Sabrina I think her name was, and I would just kindly like to ask those doing that sort of stuff to grow the fuck up. So what if she messed up a little on the pronounciation? She was really excited and nervous at the same time, do you realise how hard it is to even say something in english when that much adrenaline is going through you? Very fucking hard. And the fact that she immediately said that she wasn’t good at Korean shows that she was aware that she messed up and that she was apologising if she messed up any other stuff. Korean is a fucking hard language anyway, especially for someone that has spoken English for most of their life. I would know because I am a student that has been taking languages as a subject since I was twelve. But honestly, the fact that she even bothered to try and speak in Korean to them, THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE, just so they wouldn’t have to stress out about speaking in english speaks a lot about her as a person. And she was such a sweetheart too, she wasn’t just fixated on Jungkook like other’s tend to be, she addressed the band as a whole and talked about how much she loved them all. Y’all that are criticising her need to take a concrete pill, harden the fuck up and stop being so salty. 

Anyway, I know she probs won’t see this, but Sabrina, congratulations on being able to speak to the boys :D I was honestly so proud of you for actually making an effort to speak to them in Korean, that was so brave of you to do, even when you knew you were a bit shaky with the language. You did such a good job anyway so I don’t know why you were too worried. Hopefully you got to see them in person! Congrats again bub ^_^

Just a Memory

no one asked for this but i just felt like writing it. set somewhere in 11x22.

“What happens now?” April asked as she wiped the tears off her face. “I don’t know,” Amelia replied, looking up at the ceiling, “I don’t know what to do now. I don’t know how to live in a world where my brother doesn’t.”

“I’m so sorry, Amelia,” April replied. Her heart sank for Meredith, it really did. She lost her husband, the father of her kids. But Amelia, Amelia lost her brother. She lost the man she has known her whole life. She lost the man who cared about her more than anything, even though he tried so hard not to show it. She lost her brother.

April leaned her head back against the wall and turned to Amelia. Amelia’s face was numb. She didn’t even look like herself, really. She just looked numb.

“You can stay at my place if you want. Until you and Meredith start talking again,” April offered. “Thanks, Kepner. But I wouldn’t want to do that to you,” Amelia replied. April frowned, unsure of what she meant. “I would love to have you stay with me,” April encouraged. Amelia scoffed and shut her eyes closed.

“Where will you stay then?” April asked. “Don’t know. The hospital, probably.”

“You shouldn’t stay by yourself, Amelia.” April knew what loss did to people. She hadn’t experienced it herself, but she still knew. She knew how much it could mess a person up. 

“It’s just crazy, you know? It’s just crazy how someone you’ve spent almost every waking minute with can be gone in a second. A second. He was alive for 49 years, and his life just gets taken away in a second. And now he’s just a memory. And, you know, it’s kind of ironic. This whole thing is. Life is so ironic. First,” Amelia laughed, “First, my baby dies because he was born without a brain. Then, my brother, who’s a damn neurosurgeon, dies because he didn’t get a head CT. Like, what’s next? Am I going to have a brain tumor? It’s just so ironic. The universe has a twisted sense of humor, I guess.”

April felt tears fall down her face and was confused as to how Amelia wasn’t crying. She hadn’t cried at all, in fact. She hadn’t cried yet. 

“I’m sorry. I don’t know. I just don’t know who to talk to, really, because no one understands. Except Meredith. And I am not talking to her. I doubt we would even be here if she had just called me,” Amelia said. “She didn’t call you?” April asked, her eyes growing in concern.

“No,” Amelia scoffed, “She didn’t call me. I probably could have saved him, too. I could have done something. And even if I couldn’t— even if I couldn’t save him, I could have still said ‘goodbye’. I could have still been there with him. I could have, if she would’ve just called me..”

April remained silent, knowing she should let Amelia let it out. All this anger, all this sadness she was holding in was going to eventually destroy her. And if it meant April had to sit on the cold floor of the supply closet for two hours with Amelia, then she would.

“I just feel like I’ve lost a part of me,” Amelia concluded, “I just feel like I’ve lost the best part of me. I lost the guy who I looked up to my entire life. I don’t know how to live in a world where Derek doesn’t. I don’t want to live in a world where Derek doesn’t. I’m just angry. I’m angry, and I’m sad, and I’m disappointed. I’m disappointed in myself for not being there with him.”

Amelia could feel the tears beginning to escape. “Every man I’ve ever loved,” she paused, taking a deep breath, “Has died. My father, my baby. My brother. I guess I’m used to it. I know how horrible that sounds— I know that’s a terrible thing to say. But I am. I’m just numb. And I miss him. I miss my brother.”

 He started by asking the barman. He might have seen her around.

Caleb: Excuse me, Ma’am. Have you seen my wife here? She’s Blonde, dark skin and was wearing overalls.

Barmaid: I’m sorry, sir. I don’t recall her being here but I just started my shift.

 Where could she be? 

 Maybe she just went to the ladies’ room? He thought, but how could he possibly find out, since he wasn’t allowed to come inside? There was only one way, he was getting inside in the form of a bat.

 After searching through every door, Caleb couldn’t find Gorgo anywhere so he went outside. Maybe she went to breathe some fresh air? Of course she wouldn’t be in danger, right?

 What happened the previous week flashed through his mind. What if the infant vampire or whatever that was did the same again?

[Captain Diabetes]: Wow! New Kid! Your farting power has seemed to have some amazing time abilities! Cool!

“……”

[Captain Diabetes]: Well no time to spare! The rest are waiting in the Bucca de Faggocini! Let’s Go Sidekick!

Captain Diabetes went ahead and enter the building leaving ButtLord who still can’t believe what just happened.

“….How did I managed to do that with just a fart….?”

something that deserves a lot more thought than this mere throwaway is the unsettling reasons behind why people have been coming up to me, congratulating me on my marriage and then asking, oh you guys seem so alike and compatible- how did that happen? you just seem so wonderful for each other. besides their initial assumptions, just the fact that compatability seems so novel and interesting to them to the degree that they specifically point it out to me is kind of strange because it makes me wonder about how marriage functions according to them. do brown people think marriage is merely being saddled with the best opportunity that arises in the hopes that you somehow become more amenable to each other as time passes? what’s their criteria for compatability? how do they judge potential partners?

So I have literally no idea how that just happened?

Went into the exam… at least 75% of the questions I had absolutely NO IDEA what they were even about, but just applied pattern matching logic to the answers.

Half an hour after sitting down, I came out of the exam with a Microsoft Certification.

Seriously, this is how, back when I was a Sys Admin, we regularly got “microsoft certified” technicians sent up to help us who literally did not even know how to turn on a computer, but had somehow passed their exams.

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

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They haven’t actually seen the team meet Lotor face to face yet, so I wondered what they expect him to look like. So I thought of what might go down during their first meeting.

I really want them to at least just find each other attractive. Like, Lance is already super jealous of Lotor’s hair game, and after Lance has flirted with so many people, having the villain look a him and be just as jealous or just think he’s attractive at all would be the best and ultimate irony of the show. xD


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dunkirk is the kind of film you sit on after you see it. at first you’re like, yeah that was a good film. it was a different kind of war movie. then you leave the theater and you start thinking about it, all your favorite moments, the ones that made you bite your nails off. you think about the message and what christopher nolan is really trying to get across with the way he directed it. and then you realize that it’s actually sort of spectacular. because you were in the film. you weren’t just hearing a bunch of dialogue, knowing what someone was going to do next. you were basically living it. between the music and the acting, you were feeling what they were feeling. long story short, if you were unsure of dunkirk at first: sit on it. i guarantee you’ll see the beauty in it. 

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THERE IS A LOT BECAUSE I AM SO WEAK FOR THIS AU

edit: i know this has gotten a bunch of notes already ( and thank you!!!!!<3) but i still wanted to show you the cleaned up version of these sketches :>

another edit: HECK YEAH THERE’S A VIDEO FOR THIS NOW :D!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRmFppGdbDg&list=FLcC6vCP4dpHtkledDOcIr2Q

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actual angel sam wilson looking like a 90s fashion cover for @riakomai​ ✌️

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