this just explains it all omg

anonymous asked:

Noo, I wasn't being sarcastic, I'm just really interested in the stuff this kind of people say and I really enjoy reading rants XD

Hahahaha omg, ok I normally wouldn’t do something like this but I just feel like most of her ideas are so surreal that people need to hear about it. So…

“Tell us more about the technophobe who calls herself a feminist, please ^^“

She’s great at making everyone think she really knows what she’s talking about, but when you actually try to make her explain her thoughts, you get pearls like:

- She thinks life was better before all the horrible technology (TVs, mobile phones, computers, etc), but when you ask her about medicine or especially how woman, queer people, non-white people, etc were treated, she still thinks life was better before because of the technology. So technology is worse than sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, death, etc etc (remember that she really thinks she fights for social justice, feminism, against racism, etc lol).

- She doesn’t have internet on her phone because she says that she “doesn’t wanna contribute to more satellites being on space” to “create more space garbage”.

- After half an hour trying to make her explain why books are always better than tv shows (instead of existing you know, good and bad books and good and bad tv shows), she still said that books were better because they were books, and a person reading 50 Shades of Grey is still better than a person watching a show, because they’re reading a book! (seriously, half an hour, she really thinks she won the argument and she’s really proud of herself).

Well, I think with this you can really see how the person I have to share my room with is <3 Hope you enjoyed it lol

at this point, anyone not into power rangers should definitely blacklist it because i’m not holding back anymore and this blog is now Real Power Rangers Trash.

5

Oh shit.

And Kuroo finds himself falling in love all over again.

chowder better be the one giving the haus tour after bitty leaves otherwise i’m gonna fight because LITERALLY no one else would be as good as he would any

like sure it’ll be a complete trainwreck but he’ll also remember the most random facts (‘oh!! yeah!! bitty told us to throw that couch out over 200 times!’ 'oh that boiler is from 2009 and broke down 8 times in the past three months, one time when nursey was taking a shower and another time when bitty was running the dishwasher anyway soap got eveywhere but nursey didn’t seem super bothered??’) and it’s just weirdly endearing like all these frogs feel so comfortable around him and start to really feel like part of the team bc they’re hearing all these weird stories but it makes the team seem more real and less like. 'omg the two-time frozen four winner samwell wow!!’ like pls babes

and he buys all of them sharks merch like they each get a sticker or something and he has stats memorized back to like the 90s and will just casually throw them out there but if a kid asks him about the sharks/is a fan than the entire tour is derailed and it ends up lasting 2 hours longer than it should but it’s worth it and the frogs love it so much!

chowder explains everything in so much detail (like too much detail) but it helps the frogs feel more comfortable because going to college is confusing but the hockey team is a weird loving family and it makes them excited to be on the team

30 minutes are dedicated to the rules and expectations of team breakfast ('no one has ever fit more eggs in their mouth than holster and honestly we don’t want anyone to try’)

after the haus tour is over chowder drags all the frogs around campus pointing out the best places for them to eat lunch and fastest paths on the quad and basically just gives them a bunch of pointers that orientation doesn’t lol

and chowder is super dedicated to it because he remembers how great bitty was at it and wants to live up to his legacy and also bitty made him feel super welcome and comfortable and he also highkey admires shitty and wants to make him proud too

and anytime he sees caitlyn and the girls team practicing he’ll wave frantically and be like 'CAITLYN!! HI!!! that’s my girlfriend she’s amazing and pretty and super good at everything she does she’s fantastic wow’ bc he just really loves her a lot!!!

CHRIS CHOW RUNNING HAUS TOURS 2K17

listen i wanna see hunk and shay in a long distance relationship pls im beggin

  • What if hunk makes a communicator for her so she can talk to him whenever she wants and vice versa?
    • Shay sends mostly texts because he knows Hunk can be in a battle somewhere or on a mission so she knows that Hunk won’t respond right away and he can read those texts when he’s out of danger
      • Her texts are all lowercase with several exclamation points because she’s incredibly happy and bright! She also tries to use emojis but when she DOES look through them most of them are earth stuff and she asks about them
      • Shay: hunk, do you know what this is ???
      • Shay:  🥞
      • Hunk: Those are pancakes, a delicacy on Earth!
      • Shay: oh !!! pancakes !!! they sound delicious !!!
      • Hunk: They absolutely are!
      • Shay: you can cook, right ??? do you wanna make me some pancakes next time you are visiting ???
      • Hunk: You can’t see these tears but I am crying and I love you
    • Hunk prefers video calling! Shay prefers that too but she knows that she doesn’t know exactly when to call him because of obvious reasons
      • They talk about stuff that’s happened in their lives! Fighting, ceremonies, etc.
        • Hunk loves talking about maths and engineering and earth and food, and Shay loves learning about new things! Since her people have been freed from the Galra, she’s been learning about the Balmeran culture and history, and she LOVES to talk about her going on adventures and exploring the surface of the Balmera
        • She high-key loves it when Hunk rambles on and on about maths because she loves learning and she loves Hunk and Hunk explains things so simply and passionately and she thinks it’s so CUTE
      • They can talk for literally hours on end
      • Shiro: *knocking on the door politely* Hunk, you’ve been talking to Shay for like 3 quintants. Please go to sleep.
      • Hunk: Sorry! Shay was just telling me about the Balmeran history and-
      • Shiro, who LOVES history: Wait what? why didn’t you tell me I love history!
      • *insert montage of Shiro learning about the Balmera, to the tune of the Mii Channel music*
  • When they DO meet up, they’re just together all the time like omg they missed each other so much
    • They take like, 3209489024 pictures, mostly selfies and stuff of their lil adventures on the Balmera, or just chillin in the Castle of Lions
    • Shay loves snapchat filters
    • In fact, they both love trying to get filters on the other’s face without them realising it
      • Their stories essentially become competitions for how many candids they can take of the other with filters on their faces
      • Shay is incredibly good at sneaking up and taking those photos tbh. She usually wins

anonymous asked:

Hello! Could you explain why Mads and Hugh/Hannibal and Will are considered attractive? My friend just asked me and I can't quite put it in words. Thanks!

Ah, yes.  The age-old “who is this man and why hath mine jimmies been rustled by his presence?” question.  I once asked myself the very same thing…and, after many years of intense observation and research, I think I have it all figured out.

MADS MIKKELSEN: DENMARK’S 2ND HOTTEST EXPORT (overshadowed only by lego and tied with those little butter cookies that come in the blue tin omg those are so good)

HUGH DANCY: THE BRITISH ARE COMING AND SO AM I (aaay get it?  c’mon, somebody had to make that joke eventually…)

ML Headcanons...

I’m still sick, so I just sleep and dream up headcannons…

  • MariChat scenario where Chat comes to visit after Mari has ONCE AGAIN stolen Adrien’s phone
  • Enchanted AU where the roles are thus: 
    • Adrien = Giselle (cause OMG he is such a flippin’ princess and I wanna see him sing a bunch of vermin to help him clean XD)
      • (although at the same time I see the appeal of Mari playing this role too, because cutting curtains into super cute outfits omfg)
    • Nino = Prince Edward (because fight me, that’s why)
    • Plagg = Pip (for obvious sass reasons)
    • Nathaniel = Nathaniel (LOLZ)
    • Chloe = Narissa (Don’t get me wrong, I believe in her redemption, but she would make the PERFECT Narissa so deal with it)
    • Marinette = Robert (because I see her being practical and rocking that “WTF Why are yousinging in the middle of the park?!” attitude)
    • Alya = Nancy (Because, again, FIGHT ME… also, that scene at the end where she throws away her phone… you don’t understand how much I NEED that)
    • Tikki = Morgan (because OMG CUTE!!! Plus, who else is gonna convince Mari to take a deranged man in a poofy gown standing on a billboard in the rain back to their apartment?!)
  • Ladrien or the OT4 engaged in a prank war (like, can you imagine omfg XD)
  • Chat/Adrien being harassed by a squirrel for no explainable reason (like, the little critter is just always there throwing nuts on him and tearing holes in his bag, etc)
  • Alya screaming incessantly the first week after she gets her miraculous everytime she sees any of the OT4 (they are all very worried)
    • Like, literally, Mari arrives to class late and Alya just screams wordlessly, scaring everyone
    • Alya goes over to Nino’s to hang out with him and Adrien and just shrieking like a banshee when she walks into the room
    • She never offers an explanation and pretends nothing has happened each time
    • Inside she is dying
  • Nino after he gets the turtle miraculous being easily unbalanced when pushed
    • Like, Chloe knocks into him and he falls on his back on the ground
    • And, for the life of him, no matter what he does he CAN. NOT. GET. UP.
    • Adrien is so confused as to why Nino is flailing around like an overturned roach
  • Marinette going to take Adrien some schoolwork he missed while he was out sick, except once she gets inside she gets lost and sees Gabriel turn into Hawkmoth
    • Cue freaking out and Ladybug kidnapping Adrien
  • MariChat truth or dare game, Mari dares him to do a pole dance using his baton
    • He does it
    • He is exceedingly good at it
    • Mari stuffs his belt with monopoly money
    • Life is good.

…as you can see, I have been on a lot of medication.

I may do some of these… but first I must get better… and find a job…

I am a tired turtle…

Okay, so we know that the Red Lion is protective over Keith and reacts pretty strongly to his feelings, so what if that started including protecting Lance ? Like whenever they’re in a battle or training the Red Lion kept on pushing Blue out of the way of attacks, or jumping in front to take hits, or attacking the enemies the Blue Lion is targeting before Lance can attack. And when they get back to the castle Lance can’t stop complaining about how Keith is getting in his space, and stealing his targets and Keith is trying to explain how it’s not him, it’s the *lion* !

But Allura knows.

So she takes Keith to one side, when he asks Pidge to take a look at Red (after it happens again) and Allura tells him that Red doesn’t need looking over, that the Lions Don’t Do Hidden Feelings and they Don’t Get Subtlety. Keith is like I don’t- I don’t know what you mean??? And she’s just like omg Keith, the Lions pick up on their Paladin’s feelings and Act Accordingly. So Red is keeping Lance safe, because Keith wants to keep Lance safe, and it all just gets really awkward and the Red Lion has just somehow managed to be Keith’s wing… man… lion… robot. Winglion?
Having a Youtube Channel with Barry Allen Would Include...

  • you starting a vlog bc you think it would be fun
  • and you’re making your little videos
  • and start to get a little bit of a fanbase
  • just a few hundred, nothing major
  • then one day barry comes in as you’re recording
  • and you’re so embarrassed bc you haven’t told anyone about it
  • but he thinks it’s cool and your whole conversation is hilarious
  • so you think
  • hey
  • i’ll put that in the vlog it’s funny
  • and people
  • freak
  • out
  • like you keep getting followers who are like
  • ‘omg have you ever seen two people more in love???’
  • ‘do the boyfriend tag with barry!!’
  • ‘i ship this’
  • so you keep making vlogs with barry
  • and he never reads the comments he just watches the video and helps you edit
  • so he’s
  • as always
  • oblivious af
  • AND
  • AND
  • sometimes barry does videos where he like
  • explains a science
  • and you’re like his lab assistant and he’s trying to be like
  • youtube bill nye
  • bc this is barry allen
  • biggest nerd of all time
  • and your fans are literally like ‘au where they’re scientists!!’
  • anyway yeah
  • and omg
  • one day barry posts a video that’s just of himself doing a vlog
  • and it’s like
  • ‘ok Y/N is taking a nap and i’m just hanging out here so i’m going to prank her and post this video before she sees’
  • ‘…’
  • ‘can i trust you guys with a secret?’
  • COLLECTIVE AUDIENCE GASP
  • OMG HE’S GOING TO CONFESS HIS FEELINGS IN A VIDEO
  • ‘…you should start spell checking your comments.’
  • AND THE FANDOM LOSES THEIR SHIT
  • BC BARRY ALLEN JUST SHIP TEASED THEM
  • oh and also there’s a weird conspiracy that your house is haunted
  • bc whenever you make a video alone there’s always a weird red streak that flashes by at some point
Things I loved about Sense 8 Season 2.

i NEED A MOMENT TO FUCKING BREATHE. I loved this season. I mean it ended with a massive cliffhanger and we have to wait another fucking year for season 3, but bless. Bless the writers and everyone who took part in this show. It’s amazing. It’s such a good representation to LGBT, and it has SO much diversity. I love it so much, I feel like, each character actually learns from each other ALOT. Like, every little bit and piece is to learn from each other. It’s so fucking good. Anyway, I loved it a lot. I t was good and I just. <3 shout out to Netflix for an amazing Season.

(Also, Korean police carry guns but they don’t really pull them out I believe, unless it’s a super high situation to where the police are in massive danger. Then again, they don’t aim for the chest, but they aim for the leg so they don’t die. So everyone who had a gun that was not police, had an illegal gun. SO FUCK YOU.)

1. EVERYONE LOVES EACH OTHER AND IT’S LIKE FUCKING FAMILY

Originally posted by sapphicalexandra

2. Kala and Wolfgang. OMG. They are so cute together, I just can’t.

Originally posted by belkideumuthalavardir

3. The proposal. I honestly did not think it was going to happen. I was like, shit, she’s gonna say something bad, they’re gonna break up, NETFLIX I THOUGH YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS. - But than, the fucking box and I was like, SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, she gonna PROPOSEEEEE!!!!!

I fucking fell out of my chair and scream. I’m sorry neighbors. 

Originally posted by lancesarah

4. It was so interesting to see each sensate just randomly being paired with each other, some you probably couldn’t think would be paired and help each other. Like Sun and Lito, I honestly never thought that would be a pairing of them having a private conversation, but I gotta be honest, I love it. Just Lito being a baby and Sun making him realize that everything isn’t so bad.

(Also when Lito is using his bartender skills and then he just starts crying. Poor baby.)

5. When they just all pack and Lito has to urge to just go and pack. Like, yes. Get everyone, kill everyone. 

(Also, “I’ll explain everything when we get there.” Does that mean Hernando knows now???)

6. ALSO WHEN FUCKING GORSKI IS THERE. LIKE ACTUALLY THERE AND YOU THINK, HOW CAN THEY NOT REALIZE THAT. IS THEIR CONNECTION SO STRONG THAT IT CAN MANIPULATE SOMEONE TO THINK THAT????

7. “Over here male narrative.” - Will Gorski 2017

8. Last but not least, the fucking dad with the, “Don’t touch my, DAUGHTER”

LIKE OMG THE REPRESENTATION. THE FATHER FIGURE. ITS PERFECT

Originally posted by morningcait

Can we take a moment to appreciate the new official art for a minute here? 

So we have these three cuties all together, hanging out, eating potstickers. Acting like a family. 

And here we have VICTOR FEEDING YUURI A FREAKIN’ POTSTICKER.

AND YURIO IS JUST LIKE

LIKE SERIOUSLY, I’M JUST HERE TRYING TO EAT MY POTSTICKER, AND YOU JUST FUCKIN’ DISRESPECTED ME. 

I JUST LOVE THESE THREE SOO MUCH WORDS CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN.

eddie would?? love kids??? like children represent that kind of curiosity and intelligence that hasn’t been worn down or beaten out of them by the education system and society. children naturally want to explore and play. they’d ask him questions and he’d be so happy to answer like, ‘finally someone i can explain things to who won’t get mad at me!’ lmao.. he’d be that kind of person who pretends to be shocked when a little kid explains something new they learned to him, they’ll come up to him all excited and wide-eyed like, ‘did you know tigers are the biggest cat species!!!’ and he’d be like ‘oMG NO I DID NOT PLEASE TELL ME MORE WHAT DID U LEARN ABOUT THEM.’ eddie hates ignorance and stupid people so much so he’d love little kids wanting to learn and study..

Matchmaker - Cody Christian AU Imagine

Warnings:SMUT,swearing,daddy kink,jealous Cody,ass slapping,hand tying,m+f oral,fake tweet,fluff.

A/N: Enjoy xx and Happy Valentines Day or as I like to call it “Another thing to remind me i’m Single AF” 

y/n; your name

y/u/n; your username

Dedicated to my newly engaged friend Adriana best wishes to you,your baby Lara and fiancé Shawn.

MASTERLIST


Lisa: Hi guys were back on Clevver Tv’s Valentines day special with the cast of Teen Wolf * Lisa smiled*

Lisa: So Cody our sources yell us you’re off the market and have been for some time now, is that true?

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Too Right To Be Wrong [Chapter 1]

New Series!!! Request by an awesome anon that inspired me to turn it into a series :) hope you guys enjoy!

Series Genre: Angst/Smut/Fluff

Originally posted by myjaebutt


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Bts reaction to accidently hitting you during an argument:

AH EVERYONE, I promise I am working on your requests, please bear with me a little more. Thanks a lot for your patience.
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Jin:

Originally posted by sugageek

It was quite rare when civilised, peaceful conversations turned to a heated argument, but no matter how on-the-edge he was, hitting you was never an option for this gentleman. So when his hand collided with your soft frame in the midest of the debate, a little too rough, all thoughts of putting his opinion on the table went straight out of the window and he quickly apologized, promising you to make it up with food, not forgetting to throw you one of his dazzling smiles.

Suga:

Originally posted by remartins97

Accidentally hitting you possibly made him even angrier. Because you see, now he feels really guilty, and he can’t let go of his argument that easily so it made him really frustrated. “It was an accident” he’ll say as he pulls you in a sudden embrace, keeping a firm hold on your body. It was his way of saying I am sorry and that was more than enough.

J-Hope:

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Its like there was no disagreement in the first place. His shriek would startle you more than the painful collusion and let the apologizes decend. Hoseok will ask you to sit down, repeatedly asking you if it hurt, and bearing no mind to the million it’s okays. Finally he is going to give you a soft peck on the lips and laugh his way out of the situation.

Rap Monster:

Originally posted by bangtan-tan

For some reason, Suga and Rap mon seem to have similar personalities. When Yoongi held his anger, Namjoon let it all out, “Aish” his scream would only add fuel to the situation, but he will be quick to fix what he caused. Brushing your hair, and attaching his forehead to yours, he will have no problem saying I am sorry and explaining it was just an accident blaming it all on his disastrous clumsiness.

Jimin:

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

All the members agree that Jimin can be quite terrifying if you pull the wrong strings. You knew and witnessed that, but you also knew that things can never reach the point of physically hurting you. So when he pushed your shoulder non too gently, and you looked quite displeased with the turn the conversation was taking, He’ll stop midsentence, replay what he just did mentally, and whisper, “omg jagiya I am so sorry” of course you knew it was all just an accident but your anger heated face was of no help, you’ll have to smile to him that it was okay and he will laugh his heart out in relief.

V/Taehyung:

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Let’s be real here, if you ever fought with taehyung, it will probably be in good humour, over a cute puppy or the best looking member. So when he smacked you, shouting he was more handsome than jungkook, he will be late to realize what he did, panting apologizes between giggles.

Jungkook:

Originally posted by tahyns

He is a man now, he has to put a foot down in this relationship. However, in the process of that loud conversation, what was supposed to be hand slamming the table in frustration turned to something else. He will look at what he just did, not really knowing what to say or do, but when he saw the pain induced tears threatening to spill from your eyes, he will bend down and shower you, and the place he accidentally hit, with open mouthed kisses, promising you that nothing like that will ever happen again.

anonymous asked:

i feel like if namjoon accidently got you hawaiian pizza he would apologize a lot and get frazzled trying to think of other food options to get for you while yoongi just quietly sits there and picks off all the pieces of pineapple and by the time you explain how yuck it is for namjoon to never forget yoongi will hand you the pizza (with lots of holes AND checked under the cheese), kiss you on the cheek, shrug at namjoon's mistake and just walk off to trash the pineapple without saying a word.

THIS IS SO CUTE I LITERALLY SQUEALED OUT LOUD JSDHGKSNGSKDJG 

THIS IS SO ACCURATE TO THEIR PERSONALITIES THOUGH OMG YOU’RE PERFECT HDNGJLKLSDG I CAN’T STOP SMILING OMFG OSEIODKLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

NCT MTL to prefer a chubby S/O

Request: anon: Nct and sf9 mtl to date a chubbier/bigger girl

Author’s Note: (I changed it from “chubby girl” to “chubby S/O” so it can apply to non-female fans, as well!) And if I’m being completely honest, I genuinely think any of them would date a “bigger” person. The size of your body doesn’t compare to the size of your heart I sound so cheesy wtf… But you get what I’m saying.


Most

Johnny

Ten

Mark

Yuta

Doyoung

Donghyuck

Jaehyun

Chenle

Jaemin

Taeyong

Taeil

Jeno

Winwin

Renjun

Jisung

Least


Johnny, Ten & Mark: I can’t be the only one who see’s these three with a thicker S/O. Johnny, oh man. I don’t know if it’s because he’s more westernized, (so he’s used to curvy people still being portrayed as beautiful), or what, but something in my gut correlates Johnny with a fuller S/O. Ten, too! I can’t explain it… I just have this imagine in my head of Ten lying in bed with said S/O and randomly placing soft pecks on their thighs omg kill me. Also, he is dating the thickest baddy of all, Johnny, so I mean… And Mark, like Johnny, grew up in a place that characterized fuller people as beautiful. Tbh I feel like he’s very open minded when it comes to this kind of thing. He is the one member who focuses the most on personality, rather than appearance.

Yuta, Doyoung & Donghyuck: These three are seriously identical to the previous three, but I mean not everyone can be on top so… All of these guys would use the cliché, “It’s just more of you to love !!1!!¡1″ Lil shit Yuta is just as greasy as Ten. He’d be the type to praise/kiss the parts of them that are a little chubby, and constantly gush over how cute they are. Doyoung bless his soul is so underrated in this matter (and overall, but that’s beside the point…) Have you ever noticed how he’s always the one to point out a members perfections when everyone else is pointing out their flaws? And how he’s always the one to make sure the teasing/joking around isn’t taken too far? He genuinely looks out for the other members feelings - even if they are just joking around. He seems like such an accepting person, and I can definitely see him with a curvier S/O. Donghyuck has fuller, more muscular thighs compared to most of the other members. He’s also admitted that, to him, his thighs/legs are his best feature. I can without a doubt see Donghyuck going for more of a thicker person. He doesn’t see their fuller figure as unappealing, he see’s it as just another small part of them that he loves along with all the rest.

Jaehyun, Chenle & Jaemin: Again, I seriously see these guys with a thicker S/O! Jaehyun is such a sweet person, and honestly, just a lover. I can definitely see him being attracted to curves. He honestly just loves to hold onto said person, and run his hands up and down their sides, appreciating their curvy physique. Chenle, omg. I can’t even explain this one. I know he’s a tiny little baby, but can’t you just picture him holding hands with an equally tiny, fuller looking S/O? My heart !!! And finally, Jaemin, like Jaehyun, really just likes to hold his S/O. They’ll be laying in bed, and he’s lightly tracing his S/O’s side with his finger, mentally gushing over their adorable frame.

Taeyong, Taeil & Jeno  These three are all equally hard to explain… I can honestly see them all with a chubbier S/O, too - just not as much as the previous members. Taeyong also seems like the kind of guy who would lay next to his S/O and hold them close to his body. He constantly has a hand on their thigh or stomach, rubbing gentle circles into their skin with his thumb. Taeil seems like one hell of a laid back dude lmao. Because of this I don’t see him as being very picky in regard to appearance. He just wants someone that’s there for him! Jeno, like Taeil, doesn’t seem very picky. But rather than preferring a thicker S/O like some of the other members, I think he kinda leaves it to fate to bring him someone who cares about him.

WInwin, Renjun & Jisung: These guys aren’t at all against dating a curvier S/O, but it’s just not their “ideal type.” Winwin is honestly hella difficult to read… He has absolutely nothing against dating a thicker person! But I feel like if his S/O was stronger than him (since he’s honestly pretty smol), it might cause a little lack of confidence. They can pick him up like it’s nothing, but he struggles to just barely lift their feet off the ground. He’s supposed to be the one carrying you around, not the other way around. I feel like Renjun would be very similar to Winwin. By no means would he turn someone down because they looked a little thicker, but I don’t think he would be searching for someone of that kind. He wants to be manly in his S/O’s eyes, so if they’re continuously beating him in arm wrestling and fake fighting, his self-confidence might be shredded. And finally, Jisung is such a smol baby. He’s very young, and still growing and maturing. Because of this, his brain and other things alike haven’t fully developed. It’s only natural that a boy that young isn’t completely accepting of a lovely, full figure that he’ll probably grow up to appreciate later in life. Boys his age typically create an unrealistic, perfect S/O in their mind, not paying much attention to people that don’t fit that exact ideal selection. That doesn’t mean he’d shut down every person with curves that showed the slightest interest in him. It just means he’d have to get to know them and their personality to realize that they’re more than just a fuller figure.


Reminder: These are all mere speculations. They are in no way accurate to how the boys themselves think. Everyone is beautiful in their own ways, no matter your shape or size!

anotheralexandros  asked:

in honor of your url (and their total canon BrOTP-ness), any Jesper & Inej headcanons?

omg thank you - they are my absolute favourite friendship.

  • the two of them commiserate over Kaz all the time, and whenever he does something that pisses one of them off, they just sit together and bitch about him.
  • They’ve both learned to use each others weapons; Inej taught Jesper the names of all her knives and explained their meanings, and the two of them often hang out cleaning their weapons and crooning over them.
  • The first time Jesper and Wylan kiss, Inej shows up in his room later that night and listens to him gush - she doesn’t say a word, but Jesper appreciates it anyways. She also gives him a high five on the way out.
  • When Inej gets her ship and becomes well known and terrified by all the slavers, Jesper struts around the barrel saying things like yeah that’s my friend and have you heard of her? pretty badass right?
  • Inej also comes and visits sometimes and Jesper is always the first person she goes to, they drink and he catches her up on all the gossip (because they’re both secretly massive gossips) and she tells him about all of her exploits. (she brings him little trinkets and antique guns)
  • they always talk about Jesper going with her one time, but they both know it will never actually happen, even if the don’t say it. So instead Jesper always kisses both her cheeks and tells her to come home safe, so that maybe next time he can go with her.
  • the two of them make fun of Matthias all the time, they always team up to prank him, but no one knows Inej is involved,so they all wonder how Jesper keeps getting into his room which is on the 5th floor.
  • Jesper spends a lot of time heckling Tante Heleen but always denies it when anyone asks.
  • also they’re really affection with each other; when they aren’t working they tend to walk arm in arm or hand in hand, and Jesper has a habit of falling asleep with his head in Inej’s lap when they’re planning stuff - it drives both Kaz and Wylan insane.

pokemaniacgemini  asked:

Imagine Google sees his owner chewing on a pencil and asks why, and the owner explains it helps them concentrate. So the next day they find Google with several broken pencils around him and are like "Goog what u doin" and he's like "I tried the pencil chewing thing it did not help me concentrate" and they're like "Goog no"

“goog no” omg i have no idea why that’s making me laugh so hard

what if his owner’s like “okay try a pen instead, so you don’t keep breaking pencils” and not even two minutes later, goog comes back in and there’s just ink all over his face as he says “…this was a mistake.” lmao

You’ve Been Studying All Day - GOT7 reaction

I’ve been such got7 trash lately and the comeback didn’t help so hERE WE GO + gifs bc, as previously stated, I am trash

*GIFS ARE NOT MINE, CREDIT GOES TO RESPECTFUL OWNERS* hope you like it :)


Mark:

He would poke and prod at you to get your attention. When he finally had it, he’d try with all his might to convince you to take a break because “you can’t study all the time! Breaks are healthy. Did you know cuddles improve your mood by 110%?”

“That’s nice Mark, but will they improve my grades by 110% too?”

Mark would kind of pout and mope around you until you agreed to a break. Then, he’d want to go for a little walk or something to help get your mind off things; he’d ask a little bit about your studying, but would want to focus on other aspects so that when you returned to your piles of notes, you’d be refreshed.

Originally posted by ceohan

JB:

You would have totally forgotten about your date night, so when JB showed up at your door with expectant eyes only to find you wearing loose sweatpants and your “coffee makes everything better” shirt, you’d feel awful. He’d be a little disappointed, but as soon as he saw your open textbook and messy notebook on the coffee table, he’d understand; you stuck with him while he worked, so he’d want to do the same. He’d make some food and/or tea for you both and would sit in the room with you, careful to not be in the way but also letting you know he would help in any way he could.

Originally posted by jehbum

Jackson:

He’d remind you of all the hard work you’d put in during class time and the past couple of nights; at this point he honestly thought it would be impossible for you to be capable of forgetting even the smallest detail. Still, he’d accept your worrying and decide he’d help you study. Of course, he’d propose a game. He’d leave the room for a few minutes and come back looking like… the Stay Puft marshmallow man. He’d wriggle his eyebrows, explaining that every time he asked a question and you got the correct answer, he’d remove an item of clothing. You’d go through the layers quickly, though stopping to die of laughter when you saw him with one of your lace bras over a t-shirt. 

Originally posted by jypnior

Jinyoung:

He’d 100% join you in your piles of notes, reading through them quickly to understand the gist of the subject matter if he didn’t already have an idea of what you were dealing with. He’d start asking some questions to figure out how to best approach studying for the assignment, and it would snowball from there. He’d start with a small idea, and you’d pick it up from there, maybe correcting him, and pretty soon you’d be bouncing all these ideas and facts off of each other. Instead of reading and rereading the information, he’d get you to talk about it as much as you could, reading through your notes to make sure you were on the right path and didn’t stray.

Originally posted by got7official

Youngjae:

He would be kind of similar to Jackson with his approach; he was sure you knew everything there was to know about the text/exam’s subject, but he understood your worries. However, he’d absolutely hate to see you so stressed, beating yourself up after you didn’t get the right answer, never taking into consideration that your brain wanted you to slow down and change things up. So, being the sweatheart he is, he’d propose a game to you in which he would ask questions based on the review your prof had given you and the notes you had in your notebook, and for every right answer you got, he’d give you a kiss. It’d probably be the giggliest, cutest study session ever tbh

Originally posted by jypnior

Bambam:

He would shamelessly annoy you because he wants you to spend time with him. He’d own up to being selfish, but wouldn’t care too much because he just wanted to cuddle with you and talk about memes his day. Bambam’s relentless and random screeches, cheek poking, and giggles would go from endearing/funny to frustrating really quickly; no matter how many times you told him to bug off, he’d continue. Finally, you’d turn to him, cheeks red with the nasty words you kept inside, and create a compromise: you cuddle with him for an hour, then he helps you study after you grab some dinner. He wouldn’t mind helping, he was just happy he got his cuddles.

Originally posted by isabelle-c-r

Yugyeom:

Yugyeom would walk in and see your papers and hands covered in coloured ink, and immediately take things into his own hands. He’d stop dead in his tracks and start asking general questions like “what are you studying (Y/N)?” “when’s the test/exam?” but pretty quickly he’d get more specific, asking the relevance of something you had just mentioned to the unit you were studying (or on the world ?). You’d start to get annoyed because, as much as you loved him and talking to him, you needed to study. You’d tell him just that, but he’d brush it off and continue. After a few more questions, reapeat what you had said before. Then, he’d simply look at you and say: “But you know it all already; you explained it perfectly to me, without any difficulty.” You’d just kinda stare off in amazement because dammit he was right.

Originally posted by yugyeomism


I have an Sehun (EXO) scenario that’ll be posted tomorrow night, and a Svt reaction coming soon (I’m actually drowning in homework atm and wifi is beyond terrible everywhere I go besides McDick’s what is this) ! In the meantime, feel free to request :)