this just does all kinds of things to me

  • Isak: Even kissed me.
  • Jonas: Ohmygodohmygod.
  • Magnus: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Jonas, get the wine. Isak, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Isak: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Jonas: *getting the wine* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Magnus: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Isak: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Magnus: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
  • Isak: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Magnus and Jonas: Ohhhhh.
  • [In the next room Even eating while Sana swirls a cup]
  • Even: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
  • Sana: Tongue?
  • Even: Yeah.
  • Sana: Cool.
  • Alec: Magnus kissed me.
  • Jace: Ohmygodohmygod
  • Isabelle: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Jace, get the wine. Alec, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Alec: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Jace: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Isabelle: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Alec: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Isabelle: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
  • Alec: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Isabelle and Jace: Ohhhhh.
  • In the next room [Magnus eating while Raphael swirls a goblet]
  • Magnus: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
  • Raphael: Tongue?
  • Magnus: Yeah.
  • Raphael: Cool.
  • Castiel: Dean kissed me.
  • Gabriel: Ohmygodohmygod.
  • Charlie: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Gabriel, get the wine. Cas, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Castiel: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Gabriel: *getting the wine* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Charlie: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Castiel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Charlie: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
  • Castiel: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Charlie and Gabriel: Ohhhhh.
  • [In the next room Dean eating while Sam swirls a cup]
  • Dean: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
  • Sam: Tongue?
  • Dean: Yeah.
  • Sam: Cool.

anonymous asked:

what's so iconic about the Viscosity Exchange ??

listen here. LISTEN. hERE. it’s just so good. (for anyone who wants to watch it back it starts at like :33 of the first undertale video.) okay first of all. the second phil first says viscosity dan immediately breaks off and turns to him with the crinkliest eyes and a lil wrinkled nose and it’s already aggressively cute and we are like a quarter of a second into this exchange. incredible. beautiful. to me it was such a significant thing that he doesn’t mock phil’s word choice to US in the way that he used to on dapg ALL THE FUCKING TIME, but instead he turns to PHIL and rather than mocking him he just does that cute confused face and kind of asks phil to clarify why doing a let’s play would involve viscosity at all. 

CUTE!!!! and then there’s A JUMP CUT!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHY? it HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY! when we cut back, dan has completely dropped his on-camera voice and his body is pointed a little more inwards at phil. amazing. what happened in the lil bit that was cut out of this? we can ONLY GUESS. so then dan proceeds to ask in his much deeper/softer off-camera voice, “how can a let’s play have viscosity?” and honestly i am just left asking “how can such a dumb fucking question sound so soft and enticing wtf.”  and then phil tries to explain it in his silly way, he’s saying it’s “deep and sticky” and dan just gives a TEENY TINY SMILE and then turns to share it with us and THIS IS HOW HE IS REACTING TO PHILS WEIRD BRAIN NOW it’s no longer MOCKING it’s SOFT AND FOND and he’s smiling at us to sort of tacitly communicate how adorable he finds phil’s mind and i want dEATH and then, as if this weren’t enough, his voice drops even further and gets all hoarse as he asks phil, “do you know what viscosity is?” and just turns that same fond smile towards him 

and honestly if at this point you haven’t gone back to the video to watch this you really need to just for this part because holy shite man,,, that voice dan uses is Something and phil himself looks a lil shook and he gets all flustered and giggles 

and dan giggles while watching phil giggle and then phil says “let’s keep going!!!!!!” rly promptly and phil’s whole reaction was so unwarranted based on the actual words they are saying which makes me feel like phil is just reacting to dan’s flirty voice and basically wow this whole scene is everything to me ok you need to rewatch and appreciate it fully i still wake up in cold sweats thinkin about it

So ACOTAR is supposed to be a Beauty and the Beast retelling...

Originally, we thought Tamlin was the beast, but…..
Rhys should be the beast, because he thinks of himself as a monster. Not because of his talons and wings, but because of all the horrible things he believes about himself, that’s why he thought that Feyre would never love him.

BUT Feyre sees him for who he is.
she literally says:

“You are good, Rhys. You are kind. This mask does not scare me. I see you beneath it.”

Tamlin is supposed to be Gaston. Besides the fact that Gaston was introduced before the Beast, JUST as Tamlin was introduced before Rhys, Tamlin is selfish, anti feminist and too proud to realize it. He can’t let go of the fact the Belle (Feyre) doesn’t love him, and believes that she needs to be saved from the Beast (Rhys).

Well played Sarah J. Maas, well played.

continental drift

(#21 off the Super Sappy Prompts list: “I’m better when I’m with you.”)

It’s an experiment based on a hypothesis based on a coincidence. They’re sharing a room on a roadie, and Nursey has been stuck in a dry spell for a week and a half now. The words just haven’t been coming the way he wants them to, and he’s starting to feel dried out, like all the creative juices have been wrung out of him by school stress and lack of sleep. Maybe it’ll never come back. Maybe he’s just done. All washed up by the tender age of twenty.

He’s not even trying to write as he watches Dex from across the room, tracking his fidgets and expressions as he sits hunched over his laptop frowning at the screen. It’s been a while since he and Dex have been in the same room for an extended period of time – a fortnight, about. Dex has been on a project, and Nursey started isolating himself about when the drought hit. But it was nice to sit with him on the bus today, and it’s nice to dump his bag near the bed and just relax, hands behind his head, and drink in his presence. It feels like something he’s been missing for far too long.

Nursey’s not sure what it is that makes the words start coming back, but it’s like a cloudburst on a hot day – a few lines, scattered drops against a parched sidewalk, then all at once he’s drowning.

He writes for four hours that night. His poems are full of microchips and anger, all about the gray morality of man against the rigidity of binary code, and by one a.m., when he should really be getting his beauty rest for tomorrow’s game, he’s starting to formulate a theory.

The theory is that maybe being in Dex’s proximity jumpstarts his creativity. In a phrase, Dex inspires him.

So Nursey resolves to test it.

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anonymous asked:

Can I ask why Haunting Me is a POC reader fic? Isn't that discriminating against people who aren't poc?

First off, I don’t think you understand what discrimination is, because if you did, you’d understand that Haunting Me isn’t discriminating against non-pocs in the first place. Discrimination is the unjust or prejudicial treatment of different categories of people or things, especially on the grounds of race, age, or sex.

How am I discriminating against non-pocs by writing a fic that’s trying to help poc girls feel connected to a character and trying to give them some representation in a fandom where not many poc x Bucky stories are out there? Not once does my fic have any discriminatory things against non-pocs. If you think so, show me where it does. :)

Making the reader a poc is not discriminating against non-pocs. Believe it or not, nonnie, not all of us could have walked around with 40′s Bucky and not face any kind of discrimination. 

If you’re this pressed about just one series where the reader isn’t a non-poc, then you’re not gonna like my upcoming fic I’ve got planned.

I’m sorry that you don’t feel like you fit in, but welcome to the club! :) I’m sure there’s lots of poc ladies that can tell you the same thing. ❤️

I was speaking to the lady that works for Make-A-Wish and she said that back in the day when they started the Make a Wish charity people always used to want to go meet Robert Downey Jr. or Jack Sparrow or go to this crazy thing but recently the people that they get asked to hook people up with the most are YouTubers. And I was wondering why and the girl said that because most of the young people that are part of Make-A-Wish spent most of their time in hospitals, dealing with their illnesses, they obviously spend a lot of time on the Internet and then would naturally stumble across YouTubers. And when they have lots of time in hospitals, going through all these treatments or recovering from things, YouTubers are the people who they spend their time watching instead of stuff in the cinema. You know, simultaneously that’s so like… it’s heart-warming and it’s nice and then it’s also kind of sad. But it just really make you kind of happy that a) such an amazing charity is there, doing things but then also for YouTubers, you know, like Markiplier who does so many - he’s amazing obviously for a billion reasons - but whenever me and Phil get to do it, it’s just such a nice thing.
— 

@danisnotonfire during his live show on the 14th of February 2017

Quotes from Dan (30/?)

One of the many reasons I love YouTubers. It’s also a perfect example of the amazing impact their content have on the people watching.

  • So everyone is talking about how weirded out Solas was by the Dawn Will Come scene but has anyone considered...
  • Lavellan: [doesn't believe in the Maker or Andraste saving her, literally says how she survived Haven on her own]
  • Mother Giselle: Shadows fall and hope has fled
  • Lavellan: Wh - I don't - [looks around] What is she -
  • Leliana: The shepherd's lost
  • Lavellan: Leliana? You too?
  • Random scouts: The dawn will come
  • Lavellan: What
  • Cullen: And the path is dark
  • Lavellan: Is - is this some kind of weird human ritual? You're all from totally different backgrounds and corners of Thedas, how do you all know this song?!
  • Literally everyone from Haven: For one day soon the dawn will come
  • Lavellan: I - Mythal forfend, why am I being surrounded?!
  • Literally everyone from Haven: [bowing and singing]
  • Lavellan: Oh gods is this some kind of sacrificial ritual
  • Lavellan: Roderick just died and no one noticed but Dorian because you're all still singing
  • Lavellan: Does this mean I'm next?!
  • Solas: [walks toward the circle looking very confused]
  • Lavellan: Solas you know more about humans than me
  • Lavellan: Tell me this isn't a blood sacrifice thing
  • Lavellan: Solas
  • Lavellan: Solas help

JYP: So girls, it turns out that I’m going to be the one that’s going to write and produce your new song.

Twice: [Applause]

JYP: This is our first title track together so does anyone have any suggestions on what the song should be about

Momo: [Raises hand] food!

JYP: ummm thank you Momo. How about something more…meaningful

Sana: How about a love song!

JYP: There’s a start Sana. What kind kind of love song are you thinking about

Sana: It could be about this cute girl and about all the things I’d like to do with her. For example-

Jihyo: SANA NO! sorry PD-nim! She was just kidding hehe

JYP: uhh…alright. How about you Nayeon? As the oldest you probably have a lot of good ideas.

Nayeon: Yes I do! How about a song about how great I am.

JYP: A song about confidence and self-worth? I like it!

Nayeon: No, I meant a song about me, Im Nayeon. About how I’m better than everyone else

JYP: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS

Mina: [gently raises hand]

JYP: Ah yes! Mina! You’re always reasonable. What would you suggest?

Mina: A song about being falsely accused and betrayed by ones company.

JYP:

  • Clay: I kissed Hannah.
  • Tony: Ohmygodohmygod.
  • Jeff: Okay, all right. We want to hear everything. Tony, go get the soda. Clay, does this end well or do we need to get tissues.
  • Clay: Oh, it ends well.
  • Tony: *getting soda* Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Jeff: Okay, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
  • Clay: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Jeff: Okay, so, were you holding her? Or were her hands like on you?
  • Clay: No, actually, first my hands were on her waist, and then they slid up, and then, they were on her shoulders.
  • Tony and Jeff: Ohhhh.
  • [in the next room Hannah and Alex on their phones]
  • Hannah: And, uh, then he kissed me.
  • Alex: Tongue?
  • Hannah: Yeah.
  • Alex: Cool.

does anyone else have sudden urges to reinvent themselves, travel the world, start jogging, learn new languages, learn to cook exotic foods, redecorate, or start journaling? like you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you want to be able to speak fluent latin or look out over paris from the eiffel tower, or be standing over a shiny metal pot stirring some kind of soup in an apartment that’s perfect for yourself? because i get that a lot.

My Enemy’s Woman - Request

Requested by anon:  I would love to read your version of Moriarty becoming interested in the reader (either sexually or just typical Moriarty) and Sherlock gets upset and protective because she’s his girlfriend/fiancé/wife. Flirting, Innuendos, and everything that makes Moriarty the beautiful human that he is

Pairing: Sherlock x reader / Moriarty flirting with reader.

Word count: 1,132

Warning: Sexual innuendos.

A/N: Jim is such a complex character… Feedback is highly appreciated, guys!

Enjoy!

Originally posted by bethereinagiphy

Sherlock had never run faster in his whole life. Not even the pouring rain could stop him; no matter how much he slipped, he would get up and continue to run. The people around him would either move to the side, freeing the way, or be pushed by him. He had to get back to 221B.

The fear, the anxiety, the nerves got over him, taking over the bit of control he had of himself and his own emotions. His hands, forehead and armpits were sweating and his heart was beating faster – and no, it had nothing to do with his current running marathon – without mentioning the fact that he was looking paler than usual.

He was human, after all, and knowing that the one person who could get him to feel, to embrace his humanity, could be in mortal danger was more than enough for him to forget about everything else and act like a regular person would. If it had been someone else, except for John of course, he would’ve acted as chill as possible; but it was (Y/N) and there was no time to play-pretend when it came to her.

It was just one text message, a very simple and annoyed one that made him lose all control. She had sent it, or so it seemed, because Sherlock received it from her phone. It could’ve been a trap, or worse, but that didn’t matter because Sherlock would become even more reckless when she was involved.

If he exploded, if he got murdered, or trapped or kidnapped, it didn’t matter. As long as she was safe… he would go to the end of the world and sacrifice himself to the Gods if necessary.

His fear was such that his whole body turned off the physical sensations, and so he didn’t notice the muscular exhaustion that was caused by him crossing London by foot in less than ten minutes. He also didn’t feel the scrapes on his knees and elbows, as well as that little twist in his ankle. No, all he could focus on was saving (Y/N).

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I’m having some major Trini and Jason feels right now. 

Like, when they first started as a group, Jason had thought that Trini hated him. With a burning passion in the I-hate-you-please-never-speak-to-me-again way, especially with the way she interacts with the others compared to him.

Until one day, when Jason is about to leave his house to go do something, Trini shows up at his front door. He’s so confused and has no idea what to do, and Trini looks like she’s about to change her mind and leave but instead she just asks him if it’s okay if she hangs out and he’s still so ???? but lets her in anyways. 

He asks her whats wrong, thinking that she’s probably just going to ignore him but then she starts ranting about her parents, and how she’s trying so hard to make them proud of her and he’s quietly listening suddenly Trini just blurts, “The only good thing about me is that I’m a ranger!” 

It makes Jason so sad because Trini is so kind and patient with Billy and she jokes around and has fun with Zack and is such a good friend to Kim and is honestly there for all of them in any shape or form they need and then Jason gets furious that Trini believes the only good thing about her is when she’s the yellow ranger. 

He just goes off (he doesn’t yell but his voice does raise a bit when he’s trying to prove his point) and he tells her how he’s sure he would’ve died if it weren’t for her helping him fight Goldzar, and he talks about how important she is to the group and how important it is to him that she knows that they care.

When he’s done, Trini just stares at him in shock for a few seconds before she hugs him and mumbles, “Thanks, Jason, I really needed that.” 

Reasons I think Lee is Harley

0. Well for starters her name is in the name Harley (Harley; Har-Lee)                   

1. Her and Jerome have met already (Four times or more if I’m correct)

2.When she and Jerome first met she comforted him (Held him) 


3.She was fascinated/excited by his whole case

(This was Jim leading her into the interrogation room)


4.His case was the first, and only case where she went into the interrogation room with Jim.


5.She said that “It was ugly, but it was also kind of thrilling.”


6.She was so fascinated with his case (Jerome) she couldn’t even focus on hers and Jim’s date. She couldn’t stop talking about it and she wanted to go see if they could find the weapon.


7.She’s a doctor (she’s studied truama but it’s not her area of focus)


8.She’s worked at Arkham (She could easily go back)


9.She’s corny


10.She’s very smart (she figured out the hidden meaning of Paul’s message.)



11.She’s tougher than she looks (she knows how to stick up for herself. She’s no damsel)


12.The writers themselves said that Lee was nuts (Since when has Lee ever been nuts?!)


13.She’s kissed Mario who was infected with the Alice virus, and his blood landed on her cheek (both are ways to get the virus) so she is more than likely gonna get it.


14.She’s becoming darker, more confident.


15.She’s changing right in front of our eyes. Sure in Season one she was a little sarcastic but for the most part she was corny, a little sarcastic (but in a playful manner), kind of sexual, innocent-ish? Season two she was still basically the same as season one, just maybe a little more confident, and maybe a little darker.. more mature I guess. And then season three she is definitely darker than she was.

Also season 3 (Queen has Sass! <3)

Season 3

Season 2

Season 1


16.Lee and Jim finally had sex, but guess when they did it? After Jerome’s interrogation. They had been hinting at it for a bit but she would put it off because of work, and then because she got interested in the case.. While in the interrogation room you could tell that she was fascinated with Jerome and you could even see her smirk a little a few times. Then once the interrogation was done she talked about how it was ugly but thrilling, and then suggested for them to ‘go home.’ Then they, ya’ know. But all of this, after she watched Jerome.. makes you wonder if he turned her on.


17.Red and Black



18.She has a sister (Unnamed)


19.Out of everyone that Jerome came in contact with in Smile Like You Mean It’s episode, she’s the only one he didn’t kill.


20.She was the first person Jerome had a casual conversation with, since he was brought back to life.


21.He was sexual towards her (So he’s obviously attracted towards her)


22.He would not keep his hands off her

(Feel that strong bicep Lee, lmao) I ship them so hard! I’m really hoping she’s Harley.


23.She wasn’t even scared of him!


24.She was being blunt, sarcastic, and even a little flirty, and we all know he was being flirty.


25.He asked her about her and James (In my opinoion there was literally no point in that, unless he wanted to know for personal reasons)


26. I think I heard him call her dollface.. probably wrong. (I hope I’m not)


27.Harley doesn’t value life, death, or self injury.. Jerome was literally holding a gun to her and she couldn’t care less.


28.Lee was kind of playing along, kind of just putting up with him (Harley’s the only one who puts up with Jokers crap)


29.She’s met Selina


30.She tends to get overly entusiastic about things (Kind of like obsession; Harley is known to be passionate (obsessed) about things.)


31.That look..

(I’m so in love with this.. She’s trying to act all hard and bad ass, but when he grabs her you can literally see her soften. It looks like she’s slowly crumbling under his touch and is giving in. More than likely just me who thinks this lo


32. If they’re considering Barbara why wouldn’t they consider Lee?  


33. She’s the only one out of all the girls who could be Harley that’s seen the way Mary Lloyd does her makeup (The heart beside the eye thing)


34. Both Lee and Harley have ‘very intellegent’ listed as one of their abilities.


35. Harley’s personality by nature is a kind, sweet, gentle person. Lee’s character is sweet, kind, caring, selfless, and isn’t afraid of the dangers that come with Jim Gordan.


36. The writers said that they might have already introduced Harley, we just didn’t recognize her. (You may have already seen Harley as a person that you thought you had met and known for a long time.)


37. The person is somehow connected to the joker cult world… that brings me back to number one, and last night’s episode. Her and Jerome (Joker) met and when they first met she comforted him.. then he kidnapped her at the gala and used her as leverage for Jim (Breathe James, I haven’t touched a hair on your girlfriend’s pretty little head) then when he woke up and basically (I wouldn’t nescessarily call it kidnapped..) took her against her will and they had that casual, yet somewhat playful conversation.


38. She’s seen how his cult dresses as well.


39.She’s who people would least expect.


(Sorry this is so messy and unorganized, but I’m sick and my mind is really foggy. Point is I really think she’s Harley. Either her or Silver. I’m really hoping Barbara isn’t.. I love her.. but please no.)                         

  • Kimberly: Trini kissed me.
  • Billy: Ohmygodohmygod
  • Jason: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Kim, get the wine. Does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Kimberly: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Jason: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Kimberly: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Jason: Ok, so, were you holding her? Or were her hands like on you?
  • Kimberly: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Jason and Billy: Ohhhhh.
  • *Meanwhile*
  • Trini: *eating pizza* And, uh, and then I kissed her.
  • Zack: *taking a bite of his pizza* Tongue?
  • Trini: Yeah.
  • Zack: Cool.
Boyfriend! Im Youngmin

  • my lil alpaca
  • y'all met in preschool or some time around them
  • smol you and smol Youngmin absolutely clicked together when you guys first met
  • he saw your pink alpaca plushie that matched his red one and knew that you guys would become best friends forever
  • approached you with a smile on his face in the most cutest way
  • ‘my alpaca wanted to meet yours’
  • you’re shook
  • everyone usually thought your alpaca was a llama
  • and you give him a huge smile
  • ‘well my alpaca wanted to meet yours too’
  • and that kids is how you start a friendship
  • every since then you guys were like bffs that would not separate
  • from then you guys were always in the same class
  • your alpacas became best buddies too
  • lil 5 year old you was happy playing with lil 5 year old Youngmin and it’s been that way ever since
  • oh and also you guys found out you were only a few blocks apart too
  • fate must really want you guys to be together
  • but can you just imagine a tiny Youngmin holding his stuffed alpaca in one hand and your tiny toddler hand in the other while walking to the playground because he didn’t want you to get lost
  • as you grew older you stopped bringing the alpacas with you everywhere
  • but you still hung out a lot
  • you’ve slept over at his house and vice versa
  • your parents trusted you guys since you’ve known each other for so long and im youngmin is such a sweetheart like istg
  • time skip to when he became a trainee
  • he told you and you guys had a mini celebration
  • you’re sad af when he has to leave Busan for Seoul but you’re also happy cause your best friend can finally fulfill his dream
  • plus his rapping is pretty lit and on point
  • he promised to keep in contact with you and actually kept it
  • secret: you actually liked youngmin since you first met him
  • like he has always been your crush but like every other cliche you thought it was one sided and didn’t want to ruin your amazing friendship
  • he actually likes you too but same thing with him
  • it wasn’t til you actually visited him in Seoul one weekend and someone just had to spill the beans
  • @ daehwi 👀
  • tbh you’re thankful he did because if he didn’t than you might just have never told each other
  • like he was gonna introduce you to the boys and suddenly this kid is like
  • ‘hyung, isn’t she the girl you like and won’t ever stop talking about’
  • everyone just freezes and looks at Daehwi
  • ‘oops’
  • the you break the silence
  • ‘actually I kinda like him a lot too’
  • even more shocked faces
  • Donghyun and Woojin were about to go get popcorn to see who confesses next
  • ‘wait this isn’t a prank right?’
  • you nod
  • ‘so let me re introduce her. this is y/n aka my girlfriend so back off’
  • now onto actual boyfriend youngmin
  • smiles for days
  • you’re literally dating a smile ray of sunshine
  • especially when he hangs out with Donghyun
  • the you’ll be blessed with two smiles
  • he is insecure sometimes but you’re always there to cheer him up bcus yeah
  • lovestagran
  • maybe more pics than even Hyunbin
  • you take photos everywhere you go but since Youngmin is popular and all you make sure not to get his face in the photo
  • and that your account is on private and all that stuff
  • 'what do you want to eat Youngmin’
  • 'you’
  • ’…’
  • 'wait that came out wrong’
  • you still have your stuffed alpacas from kindergarten and now they just are always with each other
  • like sometimes they’re both with Youngmin and sometimes they’re both with you 
  • they alpacas never separate
  • trying to listen to his Seoul accent is painful
  • you try to help him practice but you’re not any better
  • so it’s just the two of you guys laughing at each other the whole time
  • Daehwi looking at you guys like 'wtf, they’re becoming worst than me and Seonho’
  • roasting him on his voice crack during the center thing during the center videos
  • 'shush, I can sing better than you’
  • 'BUT THAT CRACK THO’
  • 'I’m leaving’
  • 'NOOOO YOUNGMIN’
  • pda with Youngmin doesn’t really exist
  • he’ll hold your hand and that’s it
  • that’s only bcus he doesn’t want to lose you like last time but he still gets all sha sha sha when he does it
  • storytimes
  • so can you just imagine Youngmin sleeping over at your house for the first time after you guys started dating
  • like your parents still trust him and all 
  • it’s just you two were kind of awkward
  • like painfully awkward
  • even your alpacas could feel it and they weren’t even alive
  • you guys are too shy to initiate anything
  • so you just kind of end up on the couch watching Wonder Women
  • it starts off with you two on opposite ends
  • some how you got closer and closer
  • movie ends with you cuddling with Youngmin
  • his arm is all around you and you’re laying your head on his chest while you’re in his lap
  • cue more awkwardness
  • ’…’
  • ’…’
  • 'we could still do all the stuff we used to do’
  • 'you right’
  • so you guys raid the kitchen and you end up throwing popcorn and other foods at each other
  • you’re a giggling mess and tbh he is too
  • and you’re like
  • 'dating is the same as being best friends with him but with kisses and more affection’
  • inside your head of course
  • after making a mess of your kitchen, you guys retreat to your room
  • where you end up cuddling and just talking
  • bcus talking to Youngmin is nice
  • you make out a bit too
  • nothing more since you guys are definitely responsible
  • 'night, i love you’
  • 'I love you too’
  • Pls love and support Youngmin
Drunk Headcanons- Gentlemen

“Alcohol does not change you, it just makes you lose control of your inhibitions. What those people did–it was inside them.” -Dan Howlter

Genji

  • Pre-cyborg? Definitely the sexual predator drunk. Can’t keep his hands off anyone, cat-calls, making offensive comments, and much more likely to make a move on you and wake up with you the next morning with no memory how he got there.
    • Liked all kinds of wild, new cocktails (Sakura martinis, Niagara Grapes, even Grasshoppers)
  • Even though he drank a lot back then, this pretty boy could never build up a proper tolerance. Two and a half cocktails in and he’s singing ebarassingly at the kareoke bar
  • Now, well, I’m not sure he can process alcohol in his new body
    • I mean, it hasn’t been explicitely said if he can eat and drink or not anymore, but I’m assuming not
    • This has actually been really bugging me, in one of his voice lines, he says “Ramen! *sigh* It’s just not the same anymore.”
    • Which raises the question if it’s just that he can’t eat or if things taste differently or don’t taste at all for him
      • Which then makes me wonder if he has a mouth, which I think he does uuugh, I’m so confused
    • And in the newest lines with him and Angela exchanging chocolates? Angela would know whether or not he can eat, so she either knows he can eat the chocolates or is just giving them to him as a kind gesture to show that even though he’s a cyborg, he still deserves the same courtesies given to regular humans
  • BUT for now, I’m going to assume he can’t drink anymore
    • Although he still has a brain, so that means his brain can still be intoxicated, so saying that he was somehow intoxicated through some other means…
  • He would be very unaccustomed to the feeling, after all, it’s been so long since he’s been tipsy or drunk
    • Gets very quiet and ponderous, examining himself curiously for any reasons why he feels buzzed (think Legolas after the drinking contest in Lord of the Rings)

McCree

  • As he says in the game, he prefers alcohol with more of a bite to it
    • So I’d say he prefers tequila, whisky, gin
    • Back in his Deadlock days, when he turned 16, the members probably gave him a little “initiation” involving a bottle of tequila, a lemon, Kosher salt, and a worm (look it up)
  • Drinking is a common part of Jesse’s life, and he almost always sipping on a glass of whisky in the evenings
    • Gets wasted at least once every two weeks
    • Not the most healthy lifestyle
  • But he’s pretty good at hiding that he’s drunk
    • Sure, he gets louder, sillier, maybe a little grope-y with his s/o, but when it comes to drunk tests, as long as there’s no breathalizers, he can walk a straight line like it’s nothing
    • Years of experience
  • He has a pretty high tolerance, he is a cowboy after all, and he can drink most anyone under the table
    • But after about 10 shots of tequila, he’s gonna get drunk

Reaper

  • Back in his Overwatch days, probably went out drinking with Jack quite a bit
    • These two would usually have some cold beers, but on special nights, martinis or margaritas
    • I’d even headcanon that he used to make the martinis and margaritas for the two of them
    • Can probably still shake up a potent drink even now
  • Used to have drinking contests every now and then with Torbjorn, Jack, and Reinhardt. He had a friendly contest with Jack, but always resented Rein for winning 70% of the time
    • He came close to beating him once, but…
  • He has a pretty good alcohol tolerance even today, it’s just that he doesn’t drink much anymore (not sure if he even can in his ghostly form)
  • But even if he can drink as Reaper, he probably avoids drinking simply because it interferes with his work
    • Doesn’t want to look unprofessional
  • But before the fall of Overwatch, when he and Morrison were butting heads, he probably drank quite a bit to calm his nerves
    • And some nights he’d just drink, and drink, and drink…
  • A mix of the angry, emotional, and tired drunk
    • Starts off really pissed, maybe throwing things, complaining about how much he hates Overwatch
    • Then gets really emo and mopes. Back then it’d be about how he lost his friendship with Jack. Now it’d be about living as a literal ghost
    • Then just collapses and falls asleep

Soldier: 76

  • Back in his Overwatch days, probably went out drinking with Gabriel quite a bit 
    • These two would usually have some cold beers, but on special nights, martinis or margaritas
  • Used to have drinking contests every now and then with Torbjorn, Gabe, and Reinhardt
    • Almost always the first one out. Though, he has a decent tolerancy
  • Was probably still professional with his alcohol before the fall of Overwatch
    • He was the Strike Commander, after all
    • Only drank off-duty
  • Now, he’s a little less of gentleman and will drink beer and whisky whenever he feels like it
    • He’s a grizzly, war-worn old man, you think he cares?
  • He’s an angry and emotional drunk
    • He won’t start fights, but if someone says even remotely offensive about him or his friends, he’ll be up in their face!
    • But towards the end of the night, he’ll get really sad and will start to monologue about the “good ‘ol days”

Hanzo

  • Prefers sake or any smooth, sophisticated drink. Nothing with a “bite” to it like McCree likes
  • Has always been very responsible with his alcohol. He had an image to uphold after all, and that sense of duty has never left him
    • Slowly sips his sake, taking into account how much he’s had and when to stop
  • But he’s such a kill-joy when he drinks with friends or significant others
    • Always reminding them when they’ve gone over their limit, being dubious of whether or not they can handle certain drinks, and sometimes cutting them off entirely!
  • Very much like Symm when it comes to drinking. He’ll drink, but he doesn’t believe alcohol should be drank for the sake of getting drunk. It should be savored for its taste and history. Only drinks it to unwind
  • But he can still get drunk. Once he’s hit a nice buzz, his responsibility will begin to waver, and he’ll lose track of how much he’s had
    • Probably the emotional drunk, mumbling about how the Shimada empire was to be his, how horrible he was to kill Genji, blah blah blah…

Junkrat

  • Ooooh boy…Oh dear….
  • There is NOTHING this boy won’t drink (but it has to be confirmed alcohol. He will not drink turpentine or boot-shine just to get drunk)
  • But this boy won’t even shy away from moonshine!
  • For him, alcohol was MADE to get you drunk! Jamie doesn’t drink unless he is seriously aiming to get wasted!
    • But he’s not a total alcoholic. He never drinks when he’s on a heist because he knows it’ll affect his work
    • Only drinks when he knows he doesn’t have anywhere to be in the next 12 hours (this does not exclude day drinking)
  • Usually just drinks plain old amber fluid (Aussie slang for beer) since it’s the cheapest
  • Always makes sure his friends have something to drink along with him. Coldies for everyone!
    • But who said he was paying? Who said he didn’t steel the coldies?
  • Not sure what Jamison’s tolerancy is since he chugs his drinks too fast to keep track of. He wants to get on that high fast!
  • A loud, silly drunk who laugh maniacally and catches the bar on fire!

Torbjorn

  • Despite his size, he can drink a lot.
  • In his drinking contests with Rein, Gabe, and Jack, he’d win occasionally
  • A very loud drunk who will do drunken jigs on the table

Reinhardt

  • Good luck getting this man drunk. He’s drank some bars clean before
  • He’s seven feet tall, after all
  • Loves a good drinking contest since he knows he’ll usually win
    • But just like battle, he lives for that rush of competition as he swigs down another glass of beer, staring his opponent dead in the eyes
  • Prefers German beers with the occasional schnapps
  • IF somehow you got him drunk, I’m sorry
  • He’s loud and VERY unaware of his size and spatial relation
  • He’ll teeter around, knock things over, collapse into tables (breaking them), and knock people flat on their faces when he pats them on the back
  • And if he passes out, you’ll have to call a tow truck to haul him out of there

Roadhog

  • Doesn’t like to brag, but he has a tolerancy level to rival Reinhardt’s
  • Can often be caught day drinking on the couch with a coldie, even when he has somewhere to be that day (he can handle a few beers before then)
  • But usually doesn’t drink in front of people except Junkrat, since it requires him to lift up his mask or take it off entirely
    • If he were to brag about his drinking capabilities, then someone would try to get him to prove it, and he doesn’t want to take off his mask in public…
  • But then there’s Junkrat, bragging for him, “You wouldn’t believe how much my friend Roadie here can drink!”
    • “Mrrghh…” he grumble, “Shut. Up.”
  • The biggest, hungriest, sleepiest drunk. It’s hard to get him drunk, though
  • But once he is, he’ll suddenly start making drunk food decisions and ordering hugs amounts of food at once!
    • Then he’ll scarf it all down, let out a monstrous burp, and pass out…
  • You should have seen how much he ordered during Chinese New Year! Where do you think that highlight reel came from?

Lucio

  • He likes a good drink as much as the average guy, but he’s always sure to be careful
  • An all-around wholesome guy who looks out for his friends too when they drink. Reminds them when it’s time to take a break, have a snack, or maybe stop all together
  • His favorite drinks are Jell-O shots and he loves drinking if it involves a drinking game
  • When he gets drunk, though, he’ll pull out his tunes and start playing them really loud!
    • Eventually he’ll dig up some irritating meme music and start blaring that, laughing hysterically to it
  • He’s been booted from a few clubs early in his career for playing annoying music. Now he knows when it’s time to be responsible.

Zenyatta

  • Zenny can’t drink, but I’m sure there’s a way to screw with an omnics circuits and recreate a drunken feeling for them
  • And he’d be such a silly drunk! He is only 20 after all–sassy little college student…
  • The next morning he’d be so apologetic for anything he did. He’d say that he just wasn’t himself.