this joke gets me

It’s just really fucking sad that Roman’s so hated, his own “cousin” has to take digs at him to save face. 

Roman really doesn’t deserve that. You know what? JOE doesn’t deserve that. 

Don’t get me wrong, I can take a joke as much as the next guy. But he’s supposed to be your family, dude. Have some tact and remember that Roman is still a fucking human being at the end of the day. He should never be the brunt of your jokes because you’re looking for a cheap pop. 

anonymous asked:

hey... could you tell me a joke about logic?

Why!

What gets louder, the smaller it gets?
Logic in a trash compactor…

*pulls logic’s hair into a hug*

(( 25/40 ))

ren201  asked:

Hey, can you tell me a joke? (Im trying to help, just get it all done with)

( thank you but its time based not ask based :C )

Knock knock
Who’s there
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michale Jackson….

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arm wrestled dum-e today. does it count as arm wrestling when his whole body is an arm? or is it just wrestling then

steve drew me, and then tony added dum-e to the sketch. nice to see them getting along.

this is just before the table snapped under us. that red stuff is blood from the nosebleed i got, and that white is when dum-e decided that spraying me down with the fire extinguisher would help with the nosebleed

it did not.

You can get Bucky’s shirt on Redbubble!

anonymous asked:

This is terrible i know, but i really like dark jokes, could you maye tell me one?

*nods*

How did flounder get prepared for dinner?
I don’t know… I’ll ask the chef….