this isn't the club

anonymous asked:

Ok ok but imagine some girls are flirting with Viktor at a club and Yuuri isn't having it but the girls think they're so smug and challenge Yuuri to a pole dancing face off. Yuuri just like "oh you poor bbys" and unleashes KatsuDAMN Eros on stage and Viktor is just sitting there thanking not only god but Jesus for blessing him with this beautiful Japanese man that doesn't know his exotic dancing is being documented by Phichit and Chris.


  • Rin: Haru and I are the main characters, so that means that we are the love interests!
  • Rei: So what does that make us?
  • Rin: *points at Rei, Nagisa, Makoto, Nitori and Sousuke* You boys are the homosexual supporting cast!