this isn't some fun kids show

Me watching X-Men apocalypse
  • Movie: *opening title sequence*
  • Me: there goes Jesus....and the Nazi's...and ooo communism!
  • Movie: shows nightcrawler.
  • Me: DERE HE IS! AND HE HAS AN AMAZING HAIRCUT
  • Movie: *shows Eric having fun times with his kid*
  • Me: ....she is so dead isn't she. Damn it.
  • Movie: *Quicksilver saves everyone from the blast with sweet dreams in the background.*
  • Me: I AM IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW CAUSE THIS IS TRUE BEAUTY.
  • Movie: *military kidnaps several of the main cast*
  • Me: well that was sure covienaint they picked the only people who matter in the story.
  • Movie: *shows man coming out of the cage.*
  • Me: ITS WOLVERINE ISNT IT. ITS GOTTA BE.
  • Movie: *reveals he is wolverine*
  • Me: CALLED IT! GO KILL SOME SOLDIER'S MAN, GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
  • Quicksilver: I'm your....I'm here for my family too!
  • Me: *facepalms* god dammit he was SO CLOSE
  • Movie: *apocalypse hurts quicksilver and breaks his leg*
  • Me: NONONONO I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER FAST MARVEL BABY DIE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
  • Charles: You're in my house now.
  • Me: YEAH KICK HIS ASS!
  • Movie: *apocalypse starts to win*
  • Me: ...OK PLEASE DONT HURT POOR XAVIER
  • Charles: You're sure I can't covince you to stay?
  • Eric: you're a psychic, you can convince me to do anything.
  • Me: .....YOU GUYS ARE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER GAHHH