this isn't serious so don't ask me if it is

Age Difference Starter Sentences
  • "Are you even old enough to be here?"
  • "What did I tell you about coming here? You're too young."
  • "Age is but a number."
  • "Will you just drop my age and go on one measly date?"
  • "If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."
  • "You can't tell anyone about this."
  • "You're too young for me."
  • "You're too old for me."
  • "Hey, I'm over 18. It's perfectly legal."
  • "My feelings for you mean more to me than your age."
  • "Ask me again when you're done with high school/college."
  • "I'm old enough to be your mother/father--okay, maybe not THAT old, but still!"
  • "This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."
  • "I didn't know you were that young!"
  • "So I may have lied a bit about my age.."
  • "This never happened."
  • "You're not being professional."
  • "I'm not a kid, you know. Stop treating me like one."
  • "So you like older men/women, huh?"
  • "Go home, your parents are probably wondering where you are."
  • "I'm a lot more mature than you think."
  • "I don't know if I can handle this."
  • "But think about it, in ten years it won't even look like that big of an age difference!"
Angels As Things I’ve Said Or Done
  • Soo... Basically, this is some of the angels as things I've (Nyla) said or done to/with my best friend XD
  • Michael: You're lying, aren't you? You're lying. Or am I lying and I don't realize it? STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE DAMNIT.
  • Gabriel: Give me the damn sugar, and we won't have issues... Well, less issues than we have now.
  • Samandriel: I'm so fucking confused...I'm gonna go hide in your closet now...
  • Metatron: THE JOB OF A WRITER IS TO MAKE THE READERS CRY OKAY?!?
  • Gadreel: Do I even want to know what you're thinking right now? Yes, yes I do, so tell me. TELL. ME.
  • Lucifer: Would it be awkward if I dated your brother? No, I'm serious, he could be cute and we could be soulmates...or maybe I'm actually a murderer and he's my next victim...DID YOU HEAR THAT BFF’S BROTHER?!
  • Naomi: This isn't a good idea. Yes, I know we'll probably be caught and punished. This is why we're up to mischief, is it not?
  • Castiel: What... Did you say what I think you said? Because if you said what I thought you thought I thought you said we’re in so much trouble. Also, don't even think about asking me to repeat that.
  • Balthazar: Honey, I'm in this for the money. Nah, I'm just in it to see your face when you lose.
  • Anna: Hey, are you awake? Yes, I know it's 3am. Yes, I know it's an ungodly hour, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to sleep now.
  • Hannah: Hey, do you ever wonder if all these dolls in your room are actually alive and watching you when you sleep? Well...because...SHIT DID THAT ONE MOVE?!? RUN
  • BONUS STUFF:
  • *pterodactyl noises* *possessed muttering* *pauses* YO BFF'S BRO HI
  • “FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK THE WORLD. NO, SHUT YOUR DIRTY MIND UP RIGHT NOW EEWWWW—— actually, what were you thinking?”
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I’m sure everyone is pondering over what type of backstory Infinite has or how his role will play out, but I’m just asking myself ‘what if he turns out to be bat-crap crazy, like Zant form Loz Twilight Princess?’ I doubt Sonic Forces would go that dark, but it’s a fun Idea so I decided to make a crack comic about it. xD Oh and in case you’re wondering why Sardonyx is wearing a different outfit it’s because: A) Her usual attire got a bit roughed up in this picture and B) I just wanted to test out drawing her in an actual outfit available for the custom-made hero. |D

Also if you can guess where the minor reference came from in this, then props to you. //SHOT

magicalnicole  asked:

Ok I don't have my book in front of me so I'm trying to remember the dialogue. After the "new version of us" line isn't the next like s/t like "you should ask rose about it" & then Scorpius says "Yeah Right." So I'm wondering 1st how are those lines delivered? Like are they joking around or serious & is the "yeah right" sarcastic or serious? Then how does the nose boop & the cheek pat fit in? Does it happen as they deliver those lines or is it before those lines? (I hope I have the right scene)

Yes you have the right scene! And I’m going to describe it in full here, starting with the hug because I’ve had a lot of questions about it and oh gOSH I LOVE THIS MOMENT SO MUCH

Basically they’re standing on the staircase and Albus is a couple of steps above Scorpius so he’s maybe a head taller and he’s talking about meeting up with his dad and Scorpius interrupts his nervousness by just kind of… surging forwards. He sort of just throws his arms around him really suddenly, around his arms so Albus can’t move them and he presses his head into Albus’s chest and squeezes him so tight and it takes Albus by surprise and shocks him into silence. It’s so cute and every time I’ve seen it it gets a massive ‘aawww’ from the audience because everyone can tell that they’re in love af 

and yeah anyway so Albus eventually remembers to use his words and says “Um. Okay. What’s this? I thought we decided we don’t hug?” But he’s clearly really moved and he tries to move his arms to return the hug and he’s grinning all shyly. Albus saying this makes Scorpius let go really fast like he’s suddenly super embarrassed by how hard he was squeezing (Albus couldn’t move) and he’s clearly suddenly flustered and worried that Albus didn’t like the hug and so the line “I wasn’t sure whether we should in this new version of us I had in my head!” Is said really fast and high pitched and clearly flustered and he rubs the back of his neck and this line has always got some kind of gasp from the audience because honestly it sounds like they’re a new couple. Or that Scorpius at least wants to be a couple. it always makes my heart flutter just a little because it makes it so clear that that’s where they’re headed.

He’s so painfully flustered and Albus is grinning and it was at this point yesterday that Albus leant forwards, right into Scorpius’s space, and booped his nose. It makes Scorpius smile and when he sees this, Albus says (with a huge teasing grin and a very sarcastic tone) “Better ask Rose if it’s the right thing to do” and it is said so saturated with sarcasm, like they both know what Rose thinks about it is irrelevant tbh, and it makes Scorpius laugh and respond by patting Albus’s cheek half playfully, half affectionately (and honestly their faces are so close by this point). “Yeah, right!” he says, laughing and with a scoff, and it’s therefore really clear that they’re just joking around and bantering and that Scorpius really doesn’t give a shit what Rose thinks tbh

They grin at each other for a second and then Scorpius pushes gently at Albus’s arm in goodbye as he says “I’ll see you at dinner!” and runs off. Albus watches him go with a grin and it’s both the end of the scene and also of my own existence tbh

anonymous asked:

This isn't really an ask, but could you please go and say some nice stuff to askminami-kun. They've been going through some tough times and and a few shithead anons have been telling them to commit suicide. I'm so sorry this isn't actually an ask but I'd appreciate it so so much if you could do this, and I know this sounds like a promo or something but it really isn't. AHHH I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm awkward please don't post this oh god I'm sorry to bother you.

((You are never bothering me with important messages like this. This is very serious and I’m glad you’ve told me. Everyone else please support this mun as well, this is unacceptable behaviour, no one deserves to go through this.))

anonymous asked:

YOU CANT DO THIS TO US. WE WERE ALWAYS WITH YOU FROM THE BEGINNING. It's not trolling. It's not funny. It's not 'playing with us'. That's just rude and cruel. You're hurting people. Some of them are CRYING. Now thats not how you thank people who supported you. We DON'T DESERVE THIS, and we love you for what you do, but this isn't even like you. Please remove this joke or say the truth.

Are you serious? Why the F would we joke about a spoiler? You guys asked us to find out so that’s what we did. Let me just say this right now. We did our job! We posted the info that came from two separate, reliable sources. Both said it was Tobin! End of story. Don’t go TD on us like you guys claimed you would never do. -Prime

Kiss of Realization - Requested (Luke)

BIG requested by done (Hi!I was wondering if you could write something about y/n and Luke, where y/n is on tour with the guys and has feeling for luke but luke only thinks of her as a sister or close friend. but one day luke is comforting y/n bc of hate she’s getting, like being called a groupie, and she thanks him and tries to give him a kiss on his cheek but he moves his head and they accidentally kiss and he like freezes and y/n apologizes and leaves the room, but luke realizes he actually has feeling for her too.) ENJOY!!!!

You lock the door before pressing your back against it and sliding down until your bum touches the floor. You let the tears slide down your cheeks now you’re alone. A small sob escapes your lips but you bite your lip hoping to stay quite.

’(Y/N) open up’ you hear Luke’s voice, it’s soft, soothing but it only upsets you more, you’ve been avoiding him like the plague since you spilt your heart to him, but he rejected you, of course because your you, your nothing.

‘Leave me alone Luke’ you snap, you hear him sigh as you sniff. ’(Y/N) come on, you can’t avoid me forever’ he sighs a little; his words only making you feel more pathetic. 'Why are you crying?’ He asks, you hear shuffling and a scrap down the door and you assume he is sitting with his back to the other side of the door.

'Why do you care?’ You know you sound childish but you don’t care right now your hurt. 'Okay open this door, I’m serious (Y/N), open the fucking door’ he tells you, you can hear he is annoyed at what your said. You sigh reaching up you unlock the door and shuffle away a little so he can slip in and he does, closing the door and dropping down by your side.

'What’s up?’ He asks 'this isn’t about me right?’ He asks, you glance at him from the corner of your eyes. 'I hate you’ you mutter, you see the corner of his lips twitch with a smile, only making you glare harder.

‘They hate me, your fucking fans, hate me’ you tell him, he nods a little understanding and wraps an arm around your shoulders. You don’t relax into him like you normally would not for a moment anyway until he pulls you closer. ‘They call me a groupie; they make horrible rumours up about me. I hate it Luke, you guys are like my brothers, your all I have and they make me want to run away, get away from you guys. But your all I have and I never want to leave, but I don’t want to stay and I’m so confused Luke’ you cry into his chest, his large hand rubbing you back soothingly.

‘You don’t have to listen to them. I love our fans, we all do by they get weird some times and that’s just what happens. I’m sorry that they hurt you so much, I wish I could take the pain away’ he tells you, you sniff into his shirt trying to stop the tears but it’s doesn’t work, ‘And you know if you ever tried to leave us we would be following you around right?’ he chuckles a little and you let out a small scoff between your tears. ‘I’m serious, I dunno what we would do without you, and Michael wouldn’t even be able to get out of bed’ he laughs.

‘Seriously though, you’re our best friend…..my best friend and I wouldn’t know what to do without you. You have been here through it all; you make sure we don’t turn into arseholes.’ You feel his lips against your head as he speaks. ‘And you are a groupie, but you’re the cute groupie that stands back while the others throw themselves on us, you’re the one that supports us and our music not just are fame status. You were are first groupie and you better get used to it because the only time you’re not gonna be a groupie is when we split up’ he chuckles and you do to, pulling away from his chest a little.

‘I love you (Y/N), your truly one of the most important people in my life and I never, never even want you to lock yourself away from me and cry again, and I never want you to even think about running away from us….away from me’ he tells you taking your face in his hands, you nod a little, his pale blue eyes boring into yours, as his thumbs brush over your cheeks whipping away the tears.

‘Thanks Luke’ you whispers, he nods dropping his hands and you move in to kiss his cheek like you always do, but as your about to press your lips to his cheeks he moves and your lips brush, its literally seconds but it sends a shock through your whole body, and you hate yourself for feeling it, so much so that you stand and pull the door open rushing out. Fuck, that’s shouldn’t have happened, that brush shouldn’t have done that to you.

LUKE’S POV

Her lips brush mine for a millisecond before she stands rushing out of the door and I’m frozen, why did that happen, how could that have happened. Its shock, it has to be shock. But I’ve never felt that before, not just shock can do this, I was shocked when Ashton scared me but this, this wasn’t shock, it was something new altogether. And although dreading something before I know what it is my stomach drops and my chest tightens, so much so I panic, am I having a heart attack. But it sooths back to normal in only seconds, love, its love, I love her.

After everything I said the other day, and I love her, I can’t just tell her, I can’t do that, I put her through so much pain, so much embarrassment but I hadn’t given myself time to think it over, me and her, we were friends, best friends always have been since we were eleven and she was adopted by my next door neighbours. I never thought I loved her, well not like this anyway, I but I do, don’t I? I love her.

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YOU’RE POV

‘I love you’ your head flies up to the door where Luke is standing, looking as shocked as you feel, you hadn’t heard the door open to lost in thought over the accidental kiss, all these years, all these years you have wanted that kiss, the first one to mean something, but it didn’t, not to him and it hurt like hell. You don’t look at him for long, to embarrassed by what had happened you drop your head.

‘What I said the other day, it was bullshit….I didn’t know it was bullshit but it was….just then, when, when we kissed, I mean I know it wasn’t really a kiss but it was close enough….but it, it made me realise that I do…I do love you, not as a best friend….well of course as a best friend but more too. I think….no, no it’s not think, I know….I know I’m in love with you’ his words have caught you off guard, your eyes and piercing through your fingers, they have frozen entwines which each other, you can’t move, not sure your even breathing are you hearing right? Is this happening.

His large hands slide over yours, covering them and you take in a sharp breath at his touch, he gently pulls you up, tilting your chin a little, ‘(Y/N) (Y/L/N) I love you’ he whispers, but your shaking your head, ‘That was meant to be it Luke, our first kiss, I have been imagining it for two god damn years and it was nothing, a brush, an accident, it meant nothing’ you sigh, disappointed and over whelmed by his confessions, his eyes are soft as they hold you captivated, ‘It wasn’t nothing, it wasn’t meaningless, it was a kiss of realization’. 

From Chelsea

bts texting scenario: why jimin was hiding behind the curtains
  • Why Jimin was hiding behind the curtains... [ texting scenario ]
  • V: Jungkook, have you seen Jimin?
  • Jungkook: No, why?
  • V: I can't find him
  • Jungkook: Weren't you guys together?
  • V: Yeah, but he disappeared after I caught him eating my rice cakes
  • Jungkook: Your what?
  • V: Rice cakes
  • Jungkook: Wow
  • V: I know right, how could Jimin do that to me? My mom sent those rice cakes all the way from Daegu
  • Jungkook: Wow
  • V: I love my mom
  • Jungkook: Hyung
  • V: What?
  • Jungkook: You had rice cakes and you never bothered to share them?
  • V: Uh... I'll talk to you later, I'm going to go find Jimin
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: JUNGKOOK HELP ME
  • Jungkook: No
  • Jimin: But you don't even know what I was going to say
  • Jungkook: Yes I do, isn't this about V's rice cakes?
  • Jimin: How'd you know?
  • Jungkook: V-hyung texted me earlier
  • Jimin: V'S TRYNA MURDER ME HELP ME NOW
  • Jungkook: Noo handle this one on your own
  • Jimin: JUNGKOOK!
  • Jungkook: You always ask for my help
  • Jimin: I'M SERIOUS HERE
  • Jungkook: You're such a scaredy cat, just tell V you're sorry
  • Jimin: I JUST HEARD HIM COMING THROUGH THE DOOR OMG QUICK COME HERE RIGHT NOW
  • Jungkook: Can't help you today
  • Jimin: YOU ARE SO DEAD BY MY HANDS WHEN I CATCH YOU
  • Jungkook: Yeah right, hyung
  • Jimin: I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SAVE ME NOW, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
  • Jungkook: V-hyung sounded really mad, hyung, don't die
  • Jimin: JUNGKOOK WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME, I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE HYUNG
  • Jungkook: V-hyung promised me rice cakes
  • Jimin: YOU TRAITOR
  • Jungkook: ^^
  • Jimin: DAMMIT HE'S HERE OH GOD WHAT DO I DO
  • Jungkook: Hide behind the curtains
  • Jimin: ...
  • In the end, Jimin listened to Jungkook and hid behind the curtains. Taehyung, who was too busy crying over his lost rice cakes, did not find Jimin. Jungkook, who felt slightly sorry he hadn't helped Jimin, gave half of his rice cakes to the older hyung.
  • ~ Jexo
  • Chloe: I like skyeward, and skimmons!
  • Interviewer/panel people/literally anyone she speaks to: ooooo, tell us all your feelings on ward
  • Chloe: ok, but also, skimmons is cute!
  • Interviewer/panel people/literally anyone she speaks to: no but tell me more about ward
  • Chloe: Ok, well I already said it, I'm just gonna say the same thing twice...
  • Interviewer/panel people/literally anyone she speaks to: I DON'T CARE, JUST TELL ME ABOUT WARD AGAIN
  • Chloe: ok, but also skimmons, isn't that cute?
  • Interviewer/panel people/literally anyone she speaks to: so does she love ward or not cause like wow tell me about that

Lewis: GREGORY IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FAMILY AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HIM I WILL HAVE YOU DEPORTED.

Horton: *cough squeak* just-…joking..! y-you two…good *squeak* couple!

Mewtwo: And that’s why no one thinks your gay jokes are funny Horton.

Horton: *gasping and sputtering* I’m not even serious, It’s just a joke!

Lewis: NO EXCUSES FOR HOMOPHOBIA. YOU ARE TRASH.

Horton: My wife tells me that all the time, it’s so true. but no really I didn’t mean to offend I’m sorry!; It was meant to be a joke about Greg’s thing with aprons!

Lewis: …yes he does wear the frilliest aprons I’ve ever seen…

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