this isn't naruto of course but yeah i love this ship

Okay...can I just rant? This is something I normally wouldn't do, because this isn't my kind of thing, the whole cursing and angry thing...but I just can't anymore.

I JUST REALLY FUCKING CAN’T, OKAY? I REALLY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THESE DAMN SHIPPING WARS.

SASUSAKU GOT THEIR MOMENT AND WE CAN’T ENJOY IT IN PEACE BECAUSE DAMN ANTI’S ARE FUCKING JALAPENO FUCKERS AND THEN WHEN IT STINGS THEY TAKE IT OUT ON US.

BUT I’M JUST SO DAMN DONE WATCHING THEM INSULT US AS PEOPLE. OKAY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY SHIP BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE MEAN TO ME ABOUT IT? IT’S NOT LIKE I’M TAKING ANYTHING AWAY FROM YOU.

ANOTHER THING: STOP CALLING SHIPS ABUSIVE AND RAPE UNLESS IT’S ACTUALLY SHOWN IN CANON. THIS IS A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE. THEY’RE NINJA. KILLING OPPOSING NINJA IS WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING. OF COURSE THEY HAVE TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER. BUT NOW THAT THEY’RE ON THE SAME SIDE AGAIN, WILL THEY REALLY FUCKING TRY TO GO AT IT AGAIN? AND RAPE? I’D HARDLY CALL ADMIRING A PERSON AND WATCHING FROM AFAR, BEING A WELL WISHER RAPE. AND BY THE WAY, I NEVER SAW NARUTO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE BY HER ATTENTION. HE THOUGHT SHE WAS WEIRD, BUT HE NEVER WANTED TO PUSH HER AWAY FOR IT.

SASUKE AND SAKURA TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER WHILE THEY WERE ENEMIES BECAUSE THAT’S JUST HOW NINJAS DO. BUT KARIN WAS HIS COMRADE AND HE DIDN’T HESITATE TO STAB RIGHT THROUGH HER. SO TELL ME AGAIN WHICH IS ABUSIVE? LET’S NOT MENTION KARIN LITERALLY MADE PLANS TO “SAVAGE” SASUKE OR SOMETHING WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, OR IN OTHER WORDS, UNABLE TO GIVE CONSENT, WHICH IS WHAT RAPE IS.

AND IF YOU WILL USE THESE TERMS, PLEASE, JUST DON’T FUCKING USE BULLSHIT DOUBLE STANDARDS. SASUKE TRYING TO KILL SAKURA IS ABUSIVE? WELL THEN, SO IS SASUKE TRYING TO KILL NARUTO, KARIN, AND ALMOST EVERY OTHER FUCKING PERSON. NARUHINA IS RAPE BECAUSE HINATA ALWAYS FOLLOWED NARUTO? WELL THEN, GUESS KARIN IS DEFINITELY TRYING TO RAPE SASUKE. 

A FINAL FUCKING THING. WHY THE FUCK IS OUR MOMENT ROMANTIC WHILE YOUR CPR AND EVERYTHING ELSE  IS PLATONIC? BECAUSE OF THE FEELINGS OF THE PARTIES INVOLVED YOU LITTLE CHICKEN SHITS. SAKURA’S FEELINGS FOR SASUKE ARE CONFIRMED OVER AND OVER TO BE ROMANTIC, AND HER’S FOR NARUTO ARE CONSTANTLY CONFIRMED TO BE  PLATONIC. IN FACT, NARUTO’S FEELINGS FOR SAKURA HAVEN’T BEEN BROUGHT UP IN A WHILE. FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE HER ANYMORE.

OH, AND, CPR IS A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. DOCTORS HAVE TO DO IT TO NOT LET SOMEONE DIE. DOES THAT MEAN THEY’RE IN LOVE WITH EVERY OTHER PERSON THEY SAVE? IT WAS PERFORMED ON ME WHEN I WAS BARELY THREE YEARS OLD BY A LIFEGUARD ABOUT 30 YEARS OLDER THAN ME WHO WAS MARRIED WITH A KIDYEAH, WE’RE SO IN LOVE, LIKE I LITERALLY FELT SPARKS DURING A ‘KISS’ I WASN’T EVEN FUCKING BREATHING FOR.

LIKE, IF YOU’RE GONNA MAKE AN ARGUMENT, MAKE IT VALID AND NOT CONSTANTLY CONTRADICTING YOURSELF. BECAUSE I’M SO SURE THAT SASUKE STABBED KARIN OUT OF LOVE AND WAS THANKING THE VEST.

NOW THAT THIS IS OUT, I WON’T EVEN TRY DEFENDING OUR SHIP. I’LL JUST IGNORE ALL THE ARGUMENTS BECAUSE THERE’S NO POINT. LIKE, IF YOU ARE REALLY CONFIDENT IN YOUR SHIP, JUST KEEP SHIPPING IT AND DON’T TRY TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE. IT’S NOT LIKE THAT WILL MAKE ME CHANGE MY OPINION OF IT.

NOW SEND ME ALL THE HATE YOU FUCKING YOU WANT.

COME AT ME BITCHACHOS, I’M WAITING. I DARE YOU. 

Now that that’s said, I’d just like to say thank you to the few people who are actually letting us ship in peace. I know some of you may have some of the opinions I kind of tried to murder, and this is not meant to insult you. It’s just for the people who keep trying to throw it in our faces and personally insult us and our beliefs, whether or not you know who I’m talking about. I’m sorry if it offended any of those people who are leaving us be and enjoying your own ship without shoving your nose in ours.

‘Except Naruto doesn’t fall for Hinata in the Last, he realizes he loved her already. Which is clear in the manga. Additionally, you’re ignoring a vast amount of the manga. To say she’s just an acquaintance required willingly ignoring the manga.

No, Hinata does not idolize Naruto. She admires him precisely because of how he deals with FAILURE. To say nothing of you trying to undersell her intervention with Pain.
http://remedialaction.tumblr.com/post/108604416740/the-long-form-naruhina-essay
All you demonstrate is that you know nothing about Naruto, and nothing about Hinata. Or NaruHina shippers as I keep hearing that we say Hinata deserved Naruto yet have never seem this given in an actual explanation of the ship. I also don’t see the Sakura bashing we’re accused if. I honestly think its projection for antis bashing Hinata.

As per his feelings for Sakura? His child crush that was pretty much ignored after Part 1? They could have not mentioned it and it would have be just as legit.’

It was CLEAR that he loved her in the manga? What manga has this idiot been reading?

‘Additionally, you’re ignoring a vast amount of the manga’ Ignoring a VAST amount of the manga? Are you serious? How many times has Hinata appeared that it became a VAST amount of the manga that this idiot believe people are ignoring? Saying that ignoring Hinata or even her presence is ignoring VAST amount of the manga makes me wonder if this idiot only reads the part with Hinata. When was it clear that Naruto loved her? When he was still chasing Sakura? When he couldn’t be bothered to reply to her confession? When he equated her love to his love for ramen?

And Naruto’s ‘crush’ being ignored. So wait, when its Hinata and Sakura, they feel true love? But when it comes to Naruto it’s just a crush? Like are they blind? Blind to their own biased and one sided view?

I mean Sakura can be ‘in love’ with Sasuke because he’s hot.

But Naruto just crushes?

And Hinata can be truly in love with Naruto when she was just a young girl but Naruto can’t?

Why does Naruto’s crush being ignored make it any less significant? It is still HIS FEELINGS. Hinata’s 'love’ which is virtually ignored by Naruto is significant but when Naruto’s 'crush’ is ignored it is insignificant? Do they even realise how stupid that sounds? How ridiculously sexist that is?

Why does Naruto who can understand the feelings of his comrades and even the VILLAIN’S heart is unable to understand the heart of the 'girl he loves’?

And please DO NOT and I mean DO NOT bother to look at the link. It’s full of 'Hinata does this. Hinata does that. PART 1 PART 1!(Which I’ve already told this idiot that just because it was 'planned from the start’ means NOTHING if you don’t follow through and develop OTHER PAIRINGS and then suddenly remembers the pairing at the end when it’s too late.)’

And from part 1, it JUMPS to the Pein arc. Congrat-tu-fuck-u-lations. Vast amount of manga indeed. And god, the explanation of why Naruto does not address the confession straight away, it’s the same as saying 'Naruto doesn’t spend time with Bolt because he’s hokage.’ The fact that he 'loves’ this girl yet is unable to give her a SMALL amount of his time to address the confession, not only preluding to the fact that he doesn’t understand 'romance’ but is still perfectly able to tell Sakura is lying. Yeah, try another one.

And still over and over, the person keeps pushing HINATA’S feelings, what HINATA does. It’s all one-sided and they don’t even see it. Then the idiot goes on to say how Naruto 'recognises’ Hinata’s love and how she stood by his side all these time. Yet at the same time, Sakura understood Naruto’s love for her and feels guilty at the way he’s always by her side but of course she’s not in love with Naruto! Yet 'recognising’ how Hinata has always been by his side, OBVIOUSLY means he loves her. 

'Also, as a minor point of layout, during the sequence in which Naruto thinks of his friends, Hinata is in the center, and also is uniquely the only person with her back turned. Likely too much of me reading into things, but it does set something of a note that she is set ‘apart’ from the group in a way.’ This person loves to reiterate how others 'read’ too much from the manga or read the manga wrongly. But isn’t all the NH fans saying that Hinata was NOT THERE FOR Naruto from the start is because she was 'shy’ and now it’s not? It 'sets’ her apart. Yeah, logic. 

'Here we have Hinata the first person to recognize him’ And this, you may not know this but this person loves to go to MANY and I mean MANY anti tags to tell them that they’re telling lies and he likes 'correcting’ others. And here we have this person saying that phrase which would make ANY true Naruto fan puke. 

Don’t bother reading it. More than 3 quarters is about Hinata, about her feelings, about how Naruto changes HER. As though Naruto is nothing but a byproduct of her love. You can count on one hand the number of times the person addresses Naruto’s feelings SPECIFICALLY and this is AFTER you lose three of your fingers. Yet is still able to conclude that Naruto is 'falling in love with her’ or has 'loved her all along.’

And the person would say the 'running theme’ of Naruto and Hinata saving each other. Of course, Naruto and others don’t have the SAME running theme. But of course, it only matter if it’s about Hinata-sama. That’s all they care about. It truly made me sick. Naruto doesn’t matter to this person. Don’t be fooled. He’s nothing but Hinata’s lover to this person.