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Things I will forever hate:

Season finale cliffhanger…and than the show being canceled. 

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Gabe likes his coffee with lotsa milk and sugar. Why? what did you think was pasty white?

Gabe basically likes milk with a dash of coffee. He’s got plenty of energy of his own.

In which I have a fever and it’s 5 am and this is a sketch from December that I dug up for no good reason and did things to it. Many things. 

Jack’s clever not-clever-because-Gabe’s-still-asleep innuendos. Do ya get the half-ASSED joke?

also, i meant to do this ages ago, but my dash is a bunch of nonsense that is of little interest to me. i need more peeps. do the thing if u post the following:

  • hp (esp marauders/wolfstar)
  • x-files
  • star trek (esp tos/space husbands)
  • idk
  • b99 and 30 rock?
  • what else do i even care about?
  • wtnv and alice isn’t dead??
  • idk just reblog this and i’ll follow u
  • k byee

I am so annoyed whenever I see a Tumblr post about “white boys” that is transparently a post about “guys I don’t like”

Like, it’s especially confusing because,,, half the time these are black male stereotypes??? And Tumblr has decided it’s OK to reuse those jokes if you search and replace ‘black’ with ‘white’?

Like, sometimes I’m seeing literally the SAME JOKES from black Twitter being posted here with “niggas” being swapped with “white boys” and I’m like

I know your game, dog

White girls thinkin they clever if they give that joke a racelift so they don’t look bad

And, even when it’s not that… Do you really think white boys are the only people who do the thing you’re complaining about? I mean, shit, way to let the folks I deal with off the hook to protect a good-ally image

I am honestly tempted to blacklist “white boy*” from my dash because I DO NOT need this bullshit

If you want to complain about the set guys you don’t like then just do that without trying to construct a fake category out of the supposed oppressors when you KNOW those aren’t the people you’re throwing shade at

Then maybe a black girl won’t have to make an angry public service announcement before I’ve even gotten breakfast, shit

Have you ever been so utterly incapable of sleeping that it’s nearly 5 in the morning and you inexplicably draw the one thing you were sure you were never gonna go back to drawing.

Familiarity

for Day 3 of @thulazweek (Marmora / Galra)

link to ao3 | beta’d by @voxiferous


Thace sometimes snuck down to the archives in the middle of the night—and he was praised for his work ethic if he was ever caught doing so by anybody besides the medical staff. He still tried to make the trips infrequent, though. In doing so, he kept suspicion off of himself, and it made transferring information back to the Blade go much more smoothly. He hadn’t expected anyone aside from the odd sentry to be in the archives tonight… but the person he did find was the last person he had been expecting to see there.

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anonymous asked:

I found a funny headcanon for Raven a fee days back and I thought you might like it: Raven has an odd liking to plushies and beast boy is the only one who knows because he walked in on her playing with plushies... Inspired?

The following thing is bad… I mean, really bad… sorry for wasting space in your dash and sorry dear anon because the poorness of this (also she is not playing but I was in one of my “nothing matters” period while doing this)

Don’t hate me I still love you anon TvT

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So tumblr totally showed me my own post for their new ‘search’ feature. I really dislike this change a lot, btw.

Borders And Horizon Lines

Around the time Mr. Greg originally aired, @zombee made an interesting remark about how amazing it was that each line of the bridge of It’s Over sounded like the title of a Pearl/Rose fic. In an attempt to break out of an awful writing slump, I decided to use just that as prompts for a bunch of interconnected ficlets, all different but in relatively familiar and comfortable (for me) Pearlrose territory, in thematic rather than chronological order. So here they are, ten in all - nothing too polished, but hopefully effective. Only bold, precise, and experimental if you squint. ~3700 words.


War and glory

The raids and battles of the tense, packed day all go surprisingly well - it almost seems like a miracle. Their reunion is teary-eyed and giggly and just the smallest bit light-headed with relief, with hands tangled in hair and haphazard kisses. But there are no injuries to speak of, seven eager new recruits are joining the ranks of the Crystal Gems, and Pearl is humming at Rose’s side with a happy bounce to her step. Keeping the compliments coming is the easiest thing Rose has done in a long while.

“Oh, and I loved that little flourish you did at the end there, with your swords? Very precise and imposing, good for sending a message and leaving a lasting impression.” Pearl preens at that, and Rose is all too happy to continue and drive it home. “It was all very charming, too. You are charming.”

“Y-yeah? I am?”

The little sideways looks Pearl keeps shooting her are irresistible, and easily drive away any remaining doubt regarding that statement Rose might have had. “Absolutely. Look at me, I am charmed, completely won over. Can’t you tell?”

“Well, I do try to be at my best… It’s, uh… I just don’t like to presume…”

“I know you don’t,” Rose softly cuts into the reluctant stammer, punctuating her point with a peck to the hand that had been on its way to cover Pearl’s increasingly blue face before she soundly captured it in hers. “But please always presume this. Look at you. What more could I possibly want?”

“Well, a few more quartz battalions surely wouldn’t come amiss,” Pearl starts only half-jokingly before Rose pulls her into her arms.

“I’d rather have you than a thousand of them.”

Believing her is the easiest thing Pearl has done in a long while.

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I don’t know what’s on your dash but it probably lack goats. That’s won’t do, we are in the year of the goat now. So here is another photo my mom sent me, this time of little Gavotte trying to ride Chocolat the donkey. It’s surprising how he let her do those kind of things, given how aggressive he was of her in the first days !

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry if this seems rude. I don't mean to be. I'm really confused and I've been seeing a lot of stuff on my dash about it recently. How is what you do different from grave robbing? You dig up graves, remove people and their things, and don't return them... Isn't that like grace desecration? I'm sorry. I don't mean to offend. I'm just really hoping you can clear this up for me.

I’m not surprised that you’ve been seeing this quite a bit recently.  I’ve been seeing this quite a bit recently.  And I’ve been getting some pretty nasty messages about it.  Tumblr is, after all, populated by a large number of people who are self-proclaimed experts on things over which they have no real authority.  And this very self-assured population can get rather…antagonistic.  But I don’t respond to hate mail anymore, so I left well enough alone.  I’ve responded to a few posts on the subject, but those are easy to miss.  However, you’re the first person to ask nicely, so you get a response.

The difference between grave robbing and archaeology is that grave robbing involves seeking out and digging up graves without permission for the purpose of personal gain, and archaeology does not.

Seems pretty simple, right?  That’s because it is.

But because there are going to be people out there who do not understand these particulars, I’ll go into a little more depth.

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I kind of feel like I’m the only one left who isn’t disappointed with the 100 (aside from a few things) don’t get me wrong, it’s totally okay that you’re disappointed, you don’t have to love all this stuff and you have valid reasons for being disappointed, but I feel like a lot of people are making people who actually still enjoy it feel bad for doing so and that’s not okay. it’s okay if you feel that something is wrong, and to educate them on it, but don’t make people feel bad for enjoying something you no longer do.

anonymous asked:

Two things. Big belt buckle = UFC. Also is the UFC thing TMZ's breaking news or? I was out all evening and my dash isn't being helpful with what's going on. LOL

No two different things. The UFC thing was referenced in a commercial for TMZ Sports. 1D was mentioned cause Niam are on the guest list. (And yes added to the belt buckle and Harry’s boxer IG post, seems to be a fighting theme going on over there). The breaking news is something different that apparently is going to be announced tomorrow? No idea what time, and no one ever said it had anything to do with 1D, so it could be anything. (There are rumblings about a celeb divorce, but you’d think if people were already talking about that they’d just announce it, but it could be that). We shall see…

itsthighnoon  asked:

Hey so I feel like u would appreciate this bc I keep seeing ur gabriel headcanons on my dash but there's a part in parks and rec where Ron has a sleep condition called sleep fighting and everyone's like "oh my god isn't that scary?" And he's like "only when I'm losing" and I can totally see that being a thing for gabriel lmao

djfdjfsjf god he would have ron’s sense of humor like that scene where he’s in the hospital with ann

mercy: how many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
gabi: 1
mercy: that’s it? one drink?
gabi: 1 shelf
mercy: any allergies?
gabi: cowardice and weak willed men,, and hazelnuts
mercy: sexual history?
gabi: epic. and private
mercy: ,,okay,,,,

do you ever see something on your dash and get really excited because none of the people you follow ever blog about the thing (or you never see it because you follow too many freakin blogs)

AND YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE THE THING

and you kind of make embarrassing inhuman noises and grin like a lunatic (possibly internally) as you reblog it

anonymous asked:

Greetings, I hope this isn't rude - your blog is lovely. I was just wondering if you followed back other rphs?

Thank you! I’m actually really picky about who I follow, and so I don’t really follow back every RPH that follows me. My dash is my safe place and I’m very careful to make sure that the people I follow aren’t people who reblog things I’m uncomfortable with or don’t want to see/read. I’ve also got a lot of trust issues with people in this community, so I’m always hesitant to follow new people in case it’s someone who’s wronged me in the past, or might do wrong to me in the future. 

Every once in awhile I do go on a following spree and follow a lot of people at once, but I usually end up unfollowing most of them again because I’m not a fan of what they reblog/what they’re about. If you’d like me to follow you, the best way to make that happen is to talk to me. I follow all my friends (or at least try to if Tumblr isn’t being fucky). I don’t follow back everyone, sorry. 

Can I just say here that this whole Blackout thing was absolutely fucking incredible. I’ve never seen so many beautiful and amazing selfies on my dash as I did today. Holy buckets. Where have you guys been? Please feel free to flood the internet with your pretty faces more often. You don’t need a special day to do that. Wow. <3

thank you all! andromeda isn’t the kind of character i thought would be accepted very easily since she’s older, quite morbid, and very grumpy but i’m glad to see that the power of her boobs won you over. 

the baes

fxrmbxy,  rxusse,  keepxr / amxle,  pxrkinsxn, doratonkslupin, thekingofweasels, juniorsdelight, cowxrd, floremvanitatis yer-a-w0man-harry , playedbyfate

those who are friends and writers of the highest caliber

cxurfeyrac wolfboyteddy derangedlieutenant scorpixsm thequeenofthequills jarxth franklongbottomjr walpurgablack ofxthecourt ofvigilance veehuit thealbusseveruspotter evan-rosier-keeperqueen xspxctrum xgrotesquex yourboswell sizeisnoguarantee pleasepickyourpoison orionblxck skillandnoconscience lordoflions aurxr scabbythesnatcher assilat-vojjor / xtoujourspurx justenoir hjpotters astoriagreensass ilackedcertainqualities enviousxflower pugfaced damedelaflamme eyeslikelimpidtears idrxs theweaselette insidiatoriscruore dimidiototius dreamyexpression mrsnarcissamalfoy-to-you constantquibbling lucxus xpadfoots madamprofessormcgonagall tamewerewolf fgreyback hewastheirfriendd quietvs 

those i haven't interacted with (yet!) but who are loved

dxdger magnxto hestiainflames xmagizoologist airioch xforestdreams  frxllo timexisxrelative thepromiseofredemption ofeconomics weaseldad crownofblack wazowsxi imnotaconstellation xninths malfoah lestrcnge enfantinattendu dragonofallevil

and just finally i know i have enough categories and this will mean i end up mentioning some people twice BUT i just wanted to say that writing and roleplaying isn't everything, and neither is intelligence or wit or charm or humour. the best thing someone can have is kindness and (brace yourselves im about to get really disgustingly sweet) love. sometimes this might go unappreciated, but they never do it for a reward, just to be kind. so i just wanted to quickly give a shoutout to the most loving people on my dash

 thestubbornsquib firesingedsoul theretrogrademoon xtemberaubend hxlfbloods pxrfidy rubyrpotter veehuit constantquibbling sxlus fxrmbxy xpadfoots walpurgablack sweetmeadowessong theweaselette dreamyexpression yer-a-w0man-harry madamprofessormcgonagall vesnicflacari / playedbyfate damedelaflamme doratonkslupin