this isn't meant to be ironic

anonymous asked:

Isn't it just beautiful that Jon and Sansa, two characters had never interacted before prior to S6 and clearly their relationship meant little to each other, now they are each other's everything? And imagine if they got married at the end. I would find it amazing and kinda ironic.

OMGGG yes Anon! You took the words right out of my… keyboard. 

Isn’t it beautiful to see them reunited and finally working together and at home in Winterfell, trying to co-rule and do their best? I mean yeah, bickering and disagreements aside, they are hoping and doing the best they can. 

I mean a couple that rules together, stays together. And that is just beautiful! Not sure by what you mean by ironic - if you meant how these two characters that were never envisioned together finally become the poster couple for the North, then yeah, ironic for sure. But wouldn’t they make such a beautiful couple tho? And that chemistry omg, torrid! I feel sorry for the guards standing watch outside their door on their wedding night tbh..

And the wedding ooh! I hope I get an invitation to their wedding because to be honest, they’re my adopted children. 

Jonsa for life, definitely. xxx

anonymous asked:

Kinda funny how your name is meant ironic. Cause you're not exactly the nicest person out there, are you? Pretty sure Harry wouldn't treat Louis' fans like that. Maybe you shouldn't either... You should look up how to give love darling.

I love how people in this fandom act petty and nasty and then the second someone speaks up or calls it out it’s all “omg what about give love choose love!!!11!!” I’m sorry, but where is giving love and choosing love when people are alienating and shading Harry’s fans nonstop for literally… existing? Where is it when people are calling people names and ridiculing them over who they support? Where is it when people are posting passive aggressive indirects on a daily basis just because some fans have the audacity and gall to like Harry more than the other boys (gasp! I know)? I have literally been driven away from certain parts of this fandom by the hatred people have been spreading, and because on one day, on one occasion I decided to actually say something for a change, I’M the one that needs a lesson in giving love? lol please give me a fucking break. 

I am a very loving person, and my low tolerance for internet fuckery doesn’t change that. I choose love regularly, and the day I don’t, trust me, you’ll know it.

Make Happy Starter Pack
  • Mix of comedy, deep stuff, out of context stuff, and potentially NSFW-ish sentences.
  • "Ladies if you feel me, say hell yeah!"
  • "Fellas if you feel me, say hell yeah!"
  • "Virgins, if you haven't felt a person, say hell yeah!"
  • "If you like drinking booze, let me hear you say hell yeah!"
  • "If you like smoking weed, let me hear you say hell yeah!"
  • "I can't wrap my mind around exactly why I'm here."
  • "I know you paid money."
  • "I should be funny."
  • "Look at the world. I don't know why I'm here."
  • "I would love to tell you that everything is fine."
  • "You wanna be happy... Well, get in line!"
  • "It gets old after a few minutes."
  • "Let's get this show started."
  • "I already fucked it up."
  • "Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love."
  • "You have to reject both sides of the spectrum to leave a healthy middle."
  • "Stop participating."
  • "Not a participatory thing going on up here."
  • "Did you not think I was gonna use this, idiot(s)?"
  • "It's not a prop."
  • "I've got a lot of problems in my life."
  • "I got no one to talk to."
  • "There's everyone and then there is just me."
  • "If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it?"
  • "God only knows, why he cursed me to be ________/(a straight white man)"
  • "I state my problems, other people roll their eyes."
  • "Three trips to the mall, zero _______ in my size."
  • "I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs."
  • "You can't say my life is easy."
  • "I know the road looks though ahead."
  • "Can't you just leave us alone?"
  • "Also, 'no' to the things you asked for."
  • "They are being greedy and they know it."
  • "Everyone thinks that I got it easy."
  • "Just because it's true, doesn't mean that it's right."
  • "So pull up a chair and put down your pitchforks."
  • "We still do, but it's not as fun now."
  • "If you were offended by that, it was ironic."
  • "Isn't that fun?"
  • "I meant the whole opposite of it."
  • "White guys... it's easy to be a white guy."
  • "We deserve a cheer once in a while."
  • "We invented a lot of stuff."
  • "Everything but peanut butter."
  • "Your grandkids are going to see this."
  • "Put the lights down."
  • "Their faces creep me out."
  • "I'm not perfect, ok?"
  • "Twice in a week? What is this?"
  • "Do you want to sing a song with me?"
  • "Hey, _____, guess what?"
  • "You're a (insert insult here)."
  • "So I was interrupted the other day-"
  • "Can you turn the lights off at least?"
  • "Why was it on a record player?"
  • "It's gonna outlive me."
  • "Do not give those dumb fucks any credit."
  • "It's all me baby, all me."
  • "How dare you make that joke so late!"
  • "I like poetry."
  • "Do not veer credit to people outside this building!"
  • "Two examples is enough."
  • "I'm right in the sweet spot."
  • "I could give that money to a homless person. But I don't do that very often."
  • "Tomorrow is a relative term. We're not getting there."
  • "You don't know where I'm going, so don't act like it."
  • "You're not ahead of me."
  • "I will retain the element of surprise."
  • "I'm trying to break out of that."
  • "This might not work."
  • "________, I heard you had sex with an older woman last night?"
  • "How does he do it?"
  • "I'm not honest for a second up here."
  • "I think country music gets a bad rep."
  • "A dirt road, a cold beer, blue jeans, a red pick-up."
  • "No shoes, no shirt."
  • "Sort of a mental typo."
  • "I could sing in mandarin."
  • "I own a private ranch that I rarely use. I don't like dirt."
  • "Now it's time to talk to the ladies."
  • "Good girl in a straw head."
  • "Thought it was a human woman."
  • "That is a scarecrow."
  • "I'm wanting you. I hope you're feeling me."
  • "You don't know what land you're in...?"
  • "They are lying to you, that's all."
  • "You deserve better."
  • "I'm not saying I'm it, but I'm the person that says you deserve better."
  • "It's the end of culture."
  • "We lost."
  • "How is this entertainment?"
  • "I saw a gorgeous dick. I was in a public restroom."
  • "You're not picturing this."
  • "I need to earn it."
  • "You need to earn it."
  • "There's more where that came from."
  • "Ladies, I know where that came from."
  • "You want a guy that's sweet."
  • "This ugy only exists in your mind."
  • "Guess what? You're right."
  • "If you want love, lower your expectations a few."
  • "Prince Charming would never settle for you."
  • "Just pick a guy and love him."
  • "Just pick a girl and love him."
  • "You wan't a girl that is noce, a girl that is not."
  • "A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl!"
  • "She's real, but last week she died."
  • "You might think you dick is a gift, I promise it's not."
  • "I won't settle for less than perfect."
  • "Deep down we know we don't deserve it."
  • "We all deserve love."
  • "We all suck, but love can make us suck less."
  • "It's the very best part of being alive."
  • "Original does not mean good."
  • "Anyone can do anything."
  • "What is it good for?"
  • "I don't want to get political..."
  • "They just liked the lights, I didn't even need to do jokes."
  • "Yeah, you like that?"
  • "Honey are you ok?"
  • "Are you drunk?"
  • "What's behind your back?"
  • "It's a jar of peanut butter. Alright? Sue me."
  • "Why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise."
  • "I'll clean it up."
  • "You'll make it worse if you try it."
  • "Who are you talking to?"
  • "You just gestured to the sink."
  • "I bought something."
  • "Sit in silence."
  • "Nothing tastes better than not getting sued."
  • "You don't want that desperate sort of cloying thing."
  • "I'm just overpaid, ok?"
  • "I sound mean and rude."
  • "Let a professional hear it."
  • "Stick your tongue in a plug."
  • "Hold your breath until it's gone."
  • "Take your pants off!"
  • "You think it's ok because I'm a dude?"
  • "You think it's ok because he is a dude?"
  • "It's over."
  • "We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again."
  • "We need to take a break from us to make it right again."
  • "Honestly are you fucking five?"
  • "I've got my father's temper. I'm emotionally inarticulate."
  • "I'm hurting inside, I'm trying to hide it."
  • "I thought you were lashing out in anger."
  • "I deserve better than you."
  • "Sorry, you're not what I need."
  • "What am I talking about, you know?"
  • "It's about... but for real, what is it about?"
  • "No one gives a shit about what we think!"
  • "The arrogant is taught."
  • "It's prison. It's horrific"
  • "I know very little about anything."
  • "He talked about his problems."
  • "I thought... maybe I could do this."
  • "Can I say my shit, _______?"
  • "I got lots of shit to say."
  • "I can't fit my hand insdie a pringle can."
  • "It's way too small."
  • "You think you can. I know you can't"
  • "Just... make them wider?"
  • "I wanna have a daughter."
  • "But that is priority numero uno."
  • "I don't go to the gym 'cause I'm self concious about my body."
  • "I'm self concious about my body because I don't go to the gym."
  • "Irony can be so painful."
  • "Dude, you should have warned me."
  • "No one wants to have a messx burrito."
  • "I wouldn't have gotten the _______ if I knew it wouldn't fit."
  • "I wouldn't have got half of it."
  • "I'm ok with small mistakes."
  • "I don't think that I can handle this right now."
  • "I can sit here an pretend that my biggest problems are pringle cans and burritos."
  • "The truth is my biggest problem is you."
  • "I want to please you but stay true to myself."
  • "Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of you needs you, part of me fears you."
  • "I should probably just shut up."
  • "You can tell them anything."
  • ""I hope you're happy."
  • "Oh, good, it's just us."
  • "If you hated it, it's fair."
  • "On a scale of one to zero, ________?"
  • "Are you happy?"
  • "But what the fuck kind of question is 'are you happy'?"
  • "Oh god, my dad was right."
  • "You're everything you hated. Are you happy?"
  • "Hey, look, Mom, I made it! Are you happy?"

There are so many ways to ground and center, but I don’t see many how-to’s for them beyond “grow roots” and “pack yourself into a ball” neither of which work well for me. So here’s some of the ways I ground and center (or visualize it):

Grounding: For me, grabbing bits of the earth works better than using bits of myself to ground

  • (my favorite method) grab a (2-ply) piece of ‘yarn’ from the earth. One of the plys draws energy up, the other returns it to the earth. I splice it with my spine, but you could visualize connecting it to yourself some other way.
  • roots sprout from the earth and engulf me, drawing me into the circulating energy of the earth (think like that movie with the blue aliens)
  • draw up strands of wire from the earth and attach them to the soles of my feet. Every breath I take energy gushes upwards through me and then ebbs back into the earth.

Centering: I personally center near my navel, but you can do it wherever is easiest/most comfortable for you.

  • (my favorite method) I’m a swirling cloud of gas in space, and I collapse/spiral into a star.
  • Order those unruly energy-bits back where they belong. Then feel yourself, whole and fully present, everything where it is meant to be.
  • Your core is a magnet, all your wayward energy bits are iron filings. Draw them in. 
They Betray You
  • Cullen: he comes in the night and slits your throat. His hand hovers over your mouth. ready to clamp down if you wake up. It's not the first time he's had to do this. Mages disappear in the night, either going to another Circle or running away; Templars who have forgotten their most important duty: to protect their charges.
  • Vivienne: a hex misfires in the midst of battle, and a sword rips through your armor. It slides out and your guts drag with it. The hex drains any health that you might have kept, even as they force potions down your throat to try and save you.
  • Cassandra and Leliana: Cassandra attacks you from the front, barely giving you enough time to block her. While you focus on her, you don't see Leliana come up behind you. The left and right hands of the Divine work best in concert, the Left burying a dagger in your back and the Right shoves one into your gut.
  • Cole: the air leaves your lungs as they are crushed, and you fall to the floor of your room, clawing at your throat in the hopes of breathing. He leaves the same way that he came into the room, a rip in the Fade that closes behind him. Everyone forgets that he could have been a mage.
  • Iron Bull: if he were qunari, he would have asked for a duel. But he is no longer qunari, and there are no longer any rules that forbid him from crushing anyone who stands in his way.
  • Josephine: she kills you slowly, with poison that sinks into your skin. It is a long game, but one she has played and will play again.
  • Sera: one arrow sprouts from your shoulder, another appearing in your eye. A second thought, one of remorse, before she vanishes into the wild.
  • Dorian: blood magic is feared for may reasons, but you forget that Dorian was raised in Tevinter. And one day you feel compelled to walk off the ramparts of the castle, only to be dashed against the rocks below.
  • Varric: the storyteller seems like the one to make a spectacle, so it's a surprise when he slides a blade into your back. You fall forward and spill your drink, blood mixing with wine as he walks away.
  • Solas: he has walked amongst the memories of his people in the depths of the Fade, and knows the twists and turns of that strange land like his own mind. It isn't hard to drag you in while you sleep, and lock you away for an eternity in one of those forgotten places.
  • Blackwall: he did not think you would survive, the ritual having taken more men and women than he could count. And even though your eyes burn with hatred, he feels accomplished, for what are you now but a dead man walking?

Iron Qrow arranged marriage au (because I’m trash)

James Ironwood is a minor aristocrat in the kingdom of Atlas. Atlas needs to make a hasty alliance with Vale, and so they send him- along with a few others- to Vale to meet with some of Vale’s aristocracy, with the intent of forming a political marriage or two.

Though James is initially pushed toward Glenda Goodwitch, a powerful mage-knight who will give his family a strong holding in Vale, he is instead drawn to Qrow Branwen, who drinks too much, talks too much, and is a general pain in the ass.

He pursues a tryst with Qrow, but what is meant to be a meaningless fling with a servant grows into something more, as James finds himself falling for Qrow instead.

James was meant to be making a political match while he was in Vale, but all he’s done is fall for a man he can’t have.

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  • Steve: He is my friend.
  • What he actually meant: He is my heart, my soul, my best friend,my lover, and I would rather die than watching him get hurt again.
  • Tony: So was I.
  • What he actually meant: I though I was that guy for you, so I'm just someone to put your mind off Bucky, huh?
  • Civil War is Stucky with Past!Stony on top!
  • I think there must be a stucky fanfiction writer somewhere in the script writing process.
  • GOOD JOB MARVEL!!!
How To Piss Off Fandom Members
  • (FYI, I don't actually agree with any of these opinions, this is meant to be a funny post)
  • Doctor Who: I don't like Ten.
  • Sherlock: He's not that smart, he's just annoying.
  • Supernatural: The Impala sucks.
  • Harry Potter: But Harry Potter is for kids!
  • Doctor Who: Rose Tyler, I-
  • Sherlock: (desperate John voice) SHERLOCK!!!!
  • Doctor Who: I LOVE MOFFAT HE'S THE BEST THING EVER.
  • Marvel: I like Thorki!
  • Marvel: Iron Man is so pointless now.. I bet they're going to kill him off in the next Avengers.
  • And now to annoy the shippers!
  • Destiel: Is that even legal? Cas isn't even human!
  • Johnlock: JOHN IS MARRIED TO MARY!
  • Ten/Rose: He left her with TenToo! He can't care that much!