I can’t wait til I’ve saved up enough money for a cat. I hate living alone. It’s too quiet, and my thoughts are too loud. I feel so isolated, I don’t even have any family to come home to at the end of the day. Just silence. And being an adult sucks because everyone’s too busy all the time to visit. So I go weeks without seeing anyone outside work sometimes. And now that I’ve moved, it will be very likely that there will be solid MONTHS without seeing anyone, just like the last time I lived alone.
Thank god for let’s players and longass livestreams. I just let them play as background noise so I can pretend I’m not completely alone.
Friendly reminder that Artemis Fowl literally donated a hugeass amount of his money to his already richass all-boys school–anonymously–with the deal that his whole year will go on a field trip all the way to friggin Germany just so he can sneak away from the whole group to rob the most secured bank in the world undetected by his parents.
friendly reminder that alec lightwood is so much more than just the gay character. he’s brave, smart, loyal, practical, sarcastic, dependable, honest, loving, and so much more than just the one half of malec.
hp quotes // “Lily’s smile was widest of all. She pushed her long hair back as she drew close to him, and her green eyes, so like his, searched his face hungrily as though she would never be able to look at him enough.”
So I’ve seen fics where Sportacus goes into heat but what if…
What if elves had mating dances.
Hear me out on this. In spring male elves collect flowers and feathers and ribbons and anything colorful and pretty and they weave it into a shawl and wear it around the one they’re courting and just dance around. But its not just normal human dancing. It’s acrobatic and flashy like birds to show off all the pretty stuff they found and what they can do with their bodies like how high they can jump and how flexible they are and how strong they are.