This one fucking morning at Starbucks
- Customer: hi, tall decaf please
- Me: uh it seems our decaf is brewing right now, do you mind waiting two minutes?
- Customer: of course, no decaf AGAIN. I don't know what's with you people. I'll just brew it myself at home.
- Me: *look asshole, its 5:30 am, we just opened, I'm tired as hell, and this isn't my ideal way to start the fucking day*
- Me: Sorry for the inconvenience, have a nice day.