this isn't a life this is a joke

honestly the phrase “this podcast is ruining my goddamn life” has been relevant to me since 2012. back then, it was welcome to night vale. right now, it’s the adventure zone and wolf 359. like no joke, imma be a crotchety ass 99 y/o grandmama on her death bed still sobbing over some dope ass audio masterpiece, clinging to my bedsheets as i begin to slip away from this mortal coil. i’ll let out a shaky, angry breath, and for the last time, the phrase “this podcast is ruining my goddamn life” will leave my lips, and i’ll literally just fucking die as i lived: getting the shit kicked out of me by some asshole shitbaby dumbasses mouthbreathing into a microphone. fuck  

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four words i closely associate with michiru kaioh/sailor neptune (for docholligay)

music from pixar movies
  • toy story: Randy Newman™️
  • a bug's life: Still Randy Newman™️
  • toy story 2: Randy Newman™️ but more depressing
  • monsters inc.: still fucking randy newman
  • finding nemo: way too upbeat and swingy for the movie
  • the incredibles: hype
  • cars: you can say you hate country music but this movie will physically transform you into samuel timothy mcgraw
  • ratatouille: so pretty you don't even care that you have no idea what she's saying
  • wall-e: cures my anxiety
  • up: 40s aesthetic but without the overt racism
  • toy story 3: Randy Newman but bouncier
  • cars 2: literally just listing american and british stereotypes
  • brave: daughter of a mumford
  • monsters university: roar isn't gonna be dated nope not one bit
  • inside out: elevator music that makes me cry
  • the good dinosaur: i haven't heard any of it recently so i don't have a joke but it'll probably make you cry
  • finding dory: sia made a funny
  • cars 3: a 90 minute funeral march probably

anonymous asked:

I know threats are horrible, but thousands upon thousands of people are threatened each day and nothing happens. Sandsverse is a joke type blog. He isn't literally threatening you, its a rp blog. It's not gonna break character. Nothing's gonna be resolved.

There’s a difference between a lazy threat and a threat with intent. You and I both know Seymour threatens with intent. He has the artillery to kill anyone he wants easily, if his pictures are for real and not ripped off of Google Images (and there are a good many of them I’ve never seen before in my life, so IMO it’s safe to bet the former). People not taking him seriously is the reason he is still hurting people and being abusive and threatening.

Being worried that wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, any second someone is going to burst through the door with an automatic rifle and kill you, your friends, and everyone you care about

#JustAmericanThings

I hate how the fandom makes Ushijima out to be absolutely obessed with Oikawa. He’s not. He couldn’t give two shits about what Oikawa is doing, he just respects that he’s a good player, and thinks he should’ve done more with his talent. Y'all act like he owns an Oikawa shrine in canon and mentions his existence at every chance he gets. If anything, Ushijima is more interested in Hinata, than anyone else.

The Signs When They Trust You
  • Aries: gushes about topics they love; it's really cute, actually.
  • Taurus: criticizes you 8 times in a row – it's not their fault that you're close enough for them to care.
  • Gemini: is more open about their emotions – will let you try to help when they're sad.
  • Cancer: tells you secrets: random crushes, their feelings, things they say "idk if I'm supposed to tell anyone" about.
  • Leo: lets you help them with their feelings, or just lets you in to listen.
  • Virgo: they'll never fully act as if they trust you, but they'll definitely show you their weird, nerdy side that the public only gets a glimpse or an exaggerated version of.
  • Libra: lets themselves break down/ give up in front of you.
  • Scorpio: talks about themselves quite a bit more – tells you about their life and everything else. it seems small but they tend to shy away from the spotlight otherwise.
  • Sagittarius: isn't afraid to tell you about the hopes and dreams they have; isn't afraid to be a dreamer even though they've always stayed practical around everyone else.
  • Capricorn: occasionally reminds you they love you. cracks their hard exterior to let you in.
  • Aquarius: tells you the dark things they're afraid nobody will care about.
  • Pisces: stops making jokes for two seconds to compliment you or remind you they care - they know this is special, they don't want to lose it.

anonymous asked:

your writing gives me life 😍 how would rfa + v + saeran react to MC being an engineering or physics major? I hope this isn't too weird, I'm just curious how they would react to MC having a tight and stressful work schedule to due to assignments and exams (currently in exam hell and it wrecks me), MC being a total science nerd and making bad physicist jokes lolol (guilty of that) and sometimes just totally engrossed in science I'm a huge dork hahah

Thank you :) Hope everything goes well for you! Good luck!



Zen:

  • Kind of insecure at first
  • Cuz he didn’t go to school
  • But supportive as heck
  • Makes sure you’re still healthy
  • Offers to make dinner a lot–especially during exams
  • He’s busy with rehearsals too, so he makes sure you eat together for quality
  • He’ll practice his singing while you’re studying
  • It actually helps a lot
  • You shoot out your physics puns
  • And he shoots right back with some pick up lines
  • It’s a good time, fam

Yoosung:

  • He’s right in the exam boat with you
  • You guys make a study fort
  • Spend more time on the fort than studying
  • He’s really good about making sure you both eat well
  • You take turns cooking to give each other a break
  • He leaves love notes on pink sticky notes on all your textbooks
  • He’s one of those people who will say candy is your reward for each problem
  • Puts gummy bears on the different sections
  • Sometimes you trade candy for kisses
  • Blushy Yoosung

Jaehee:

  • She finds your major very impressive
  • Always encouraging you to keep pursuing your passion
  • Will make sure your coffee is always filled
  • She’s also drowning in work
  • So, very sympathetic
  • Helps you make flashcards to study
  • It’s so neat…a lot neater than yours
  • The type to give you healthy snacks
  • “Jaehee…I want chocolate, not carrots.”
  • Is actually supportive of your all-nighters
  • Makes sure you have a blanket if you fall asleep while studying
  • Doesn’t always get your science jokes
  • But she does buy you a shirt with a physics joke on it

Jumin:

  • Has Edibles Fruit Basket delivered to your house
  • Knows you want some quiet time, so he offers to take care of your other business
  • Of course you refuse
  • Offers to get you tutors if you need any sort of help
  • Makes your favorite pancakes for snacks
  • Occasionally stops at your desk to give you a kiss on the cheek
  • Makes Elizabeth stay with you so you have some comfort
  • Has the chefs make you whatever you want whenever you want
  • Has a huge white board brought in and helps you organize your notes
  • Will quiz you harshly...but you’re thankful anyway

Seven:

  • He’s so ready to help you
  • He studied some of that in college too…
  • To help you with engineering concepts, he builds different contraptions and explains his process
  • He’s the worst at quizzing you though…gets too distracted
  • But sometimes you don’t mind…cuz he gives kisses as rewards
  • You both forgot about studying at one point. Oops
  • Offers to make your flashcards…puts little spaceships on them
  • If you pull an all-nighter, he will pull all-nighter with you
  • Snacks are always in stock
  • If you’re on your computer too long, he’ll hack it and remind you to take a break
  • You start spitting out science jokes 
  • “You want to outjoke the jokester, MC? Ha!” You both go back and forth for hours

Saeran:

  • Like Seven, he’s pretty good at these things too
  • But he refuses to help. Says you need to learn on your own.
  • Has his…own special way of encouraging you
  • “If you don’t pass this test, you won’t get a job.”
  • “You’re not helping…”
  • “My point is work hard!”
  • Doesn’t like you pulling all nighters
  • If you fall asleep while working, he’ll totally wrap you in a blanket
  • Not
  • Shakes you awake “Are you planning to learn the textbook by osmosis?”
  • More of coach than an encourager
  • Will treat you to anything you want afterwards

V:

  • Tried to help you once
  • But couldn’t decipher anything
  • He’s a photographer, not a physicist
  • He does explain angles really well….thanks to photography
  • He’s super supportive during exam season
  • Makes sure you get some peace and quiet
  • Gives you any photos to encourage you
  • Coffee is made, tea is made…he even bought you cookies
  • He picks you up from university when your exam is over
  • So you guys can go any place you want as a treat
Fandoms, the Floor is Lava
  • Supernatural: *flys off the ground* Easy shit.
  • Doctor Who: *goes into space* Ha ha jokes on you there isn't a floor IN SPACE!
  • Sherlock: *lies down on the floor* I'm already dead as it is.
  • Hetalia: *hangs from pole for dear life* AAAHH!
  • Homestuck: *jumps on person who said 'the floor is lava'* You're going down with me.
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Um… do like Billy haters realize that they’re being actually even worse then the character they hate so much? They’re literally sending hate messages and tell innocent people to kill themselves over a FICTIONAL character?? (no jokes here, I saw it myself). Like are you for real?

Seriously, this needs to stop! If you get so angry over a fictional character, and can’t get over it, why in the first place you’re looking through the tag of this character and then go and send hate messages to people who actually like him?? This’s literal bylling, do you realize that? Just stay aside, no one forces you to like him. But what you’re doing here is in a whole different level, cause this’s fucking real! You can’t just go and tell people to kill themselves! And you’re thinking that we’re so bad for simply liking a character, when in fact it’s the other way around.

STOP bullying and harrasing real people, please! (Billy haters, you’re the worst, I swear to god).

  • Me: *is tired of all the Hanschen bashing*
  • Me: *is tired of people denying Hanschen's bisexuality
  • Me: *is tired of Hanschen and Ernst's relationship being portrayed as a joke*
  • Me: *is tired of homophobia/biphobia when it comes to spring awakening, particularly Hanschen and Ernest (like someone called Hanschen a slut but where my dude???)
  • Me: *is tired of people forgetting Hanschen is 14*
  • Me: *Is tired of people not being able to accept the possibility that Hanschen loves Ernst and isn't risking his life to manipulate the'innocent' Ernst*
  • Me: *is tired of Hanschen not being appreciated*