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Sick-fic alphabet pt. 1

A. Angst
1. There’s nothing you can do to make it better.
2. Please just leave me alone right now.
3. I just need some time, okay?
4. Yeah, alright, fuck you. You had no right.
5. I don’t want to talk to you right now.
6. If you do that, I will never forgive you.
7. Everything’s messed up, it all feels bad.
8. I feel like I can’t breathe, it hurts so much.

B. Bad ideas
1. Hey, watch this!
2. I’m going to eat the whole thing.
3. I dare you to…
4. I know it looks shady, but I really think we should eat here.
5. I’m going to stay up all night to study.
6. I don’t need a jacket, it’s not even that cold.
7. I used to get seasick but not anymore…
8. I know you’re sick, but just a little kiss?

C. Colds
1. My nose is raw.
2. I can’t-I can’t stop sneezin’
3. My throat is so sore, I can’t even eat.
4. I can’t talk, my voice is shot.
5. I can’t even taste anything.
6. Does my forehead feel hot?
7. I’m sorry about all the tissues… I’ll clean them up.
8. It feels like a cat scratched my throat.

D. Drunk
1. You couldn’t outdrink me.
2. Sorry… I don’t think the alcohol is settling.
3. I’m really dizzy.
4. I’m too drunk to sleep.
5. You shouldn’t have mixed alcohol.
6. I told you to stop drinking a long time ago. This is your fault.
7. I can’t be hungover, I have a test today…
8. I’ll never drink again…

E. Embarrassing
1. I’m about to throw up in front of everyone if we don’t get out of here…
2. I ruined my chances with… I can’t believe I did that.
3. Oh god, it’s okay. Let’s get you to the bathroom though.
4. I can’t stop burping…
5. I’m sorry, my stomach feels funny… can we go home?
6. Why didn’t you tell me sooner? There’s no reason to be embarrassed.
7. Is that your stomach? It’s so loud.
8. I’m sorry, I really can’t believe I did that…

F. Full
1. Oh, god, I ate all of it?
2. I won the eating contest… can we go home now? Please…
3. I can hardly breathe, I’m so full.
4. I feel really sick… I really overdid it…
5. I told you not to eat all of that.
6. I’m never taking you to a buffet again…
7. I wasn’t hungry, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings by not eating your cooking…
8. I ate too many sweets… I feel really bad.

G. Green
1. I’ve been on this boat too long…
2. I told you I can’t sit in the back seat…
3. I’m starting to feel really queasy… can we pull over?
4. I told you I didn’t like roller coasters…

H. Help
1. I’ll hold your hair back.
2. Do you need help… getting it up?
3. You want a back rub?
4. I’ll get you some antacids.
5. You want me to rub your stomach for you?
6. I’ll clean that up… don’t move.
7. Lay down and rest, I’m going to make you comfortable.
8. Here’s the trashcan if you need it…

I. Injured
1. My knee, I think… I think I tore something…
2. Is it bleeding? I can’t look…
3. I think you broke my nose…
4. It hurts so bad… please, make it stop.
5. I can’t move my arm…
6. I can’t walk on it.
7. I think it’s broken, oh god…
8. You really smacked your head hard, didn’t you?

J. Just
1. Just let it up…
2. Just get this over with, please.
3. Just help me to the bathroom, will you?
4. Just try taking this medicine again, please?
5. Just relax, I’ll take care of everything.
6. Just eat it.
7. Just stop complaining already!
8. Just come cuddle with me.

K. Killing me…
1. My stomach is killing me…
2. You are smothering me to death.
3. My head feels like I’ve been beat with a hammer.
4. I think I’m dying, I feel so sick…
5. I may need you to call an ambulance…
6. I think it’s something serious.
7. Something’s wrong…

L. Lethargic.
1. I’m so tired, I think I’ll just sleep on the floor…
2. I can’t sit up any longer.
3. I just want to sleep, please.
4. If I take the medicine, can I sleep?
5. I feel like I have no energy at all…
6. I can’t stay awake, I’m sorry.

M. Moping.
1. Just go and have a good time with everybody… since I’m sick.
2. I can’t believe you’d do that while I’m sick.
3. I feel like shit…
4. Everything hurts so bad.
5. I’m so tired of being sick… I want it to be over already.

Prompt List

1.“Fancy seeing you here.” “I work here.”

2.“Can I buy you a drink?”

3.“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge” “Can I pick?”

4.“You know what they say, panicking burns a shit-ton of calories.” “Who even says that?” “Me. Just now.”

5.“If I go through with this, I die. If I don’t, we all die.”

6.“No, no, you do NOT want me navigating. I’ll accidentally navigate us off a cliff.”

7.“Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

8.“This is all your fault.” “I hope so.”

9.“I’d rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds.”

10.“You have no power over me.” “You sure about that?”

11.“Hold on, you died.” “Yeah, well it didn’t stick.”

12.“Excuse me! I was a superhero for ten whole minutes!” “And in that time you got kidnapped and we had to come to the rescue”

13.“I am way too sober for this.”

14.“You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.”

15.“Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?” “Yes.”

16.“That’s disgusting. You’re lucky you’re cute.”

17.“Did you just… agree with me?” “Oh, I wish I could take-““Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”

18.“I think I’m having a feeling. How do I make it stop?”

19.“This plan of yours is going to get us killed. Of course, I’m in.”

20.“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner having another existential crisis.”

21.“Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”

22.“What are you afraid of?” “You.”

23.“It’s a good thing you’re cute when you’re angry.”

24.“Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” “Yes.” “What if I break his nose a little?”

25.“Stop that!” “Stop what?” “Doing that thing with your face when you’re happy. It’s making me nauseous.”

26.“You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good at it.”

27.“It’s a long story” “You conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have time.”

28.“You can’t just turn into a bat and fly away when you don’t want to deal with things!” “Watch me!”

29.“I don’t give a damn.” “You give so many damns they’re visible from SPACE.”

30.“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”

31.“Unless I screw this up again, I’m going to marry you.” “Well you better not mess this up”

32.“Wait, you’re a superhero?” “How do you not know? My face is literally on the news on a weekly basis.” “I’m in grad school. I won’t have time to follow popular media until I finish my thesis. You’re lucky I’ve carved out some non-existent free time to date you.”

33.“I’m just really tired of watching you get thrown off the tops of buildings”

34.“Hey, I didn’t kill anyone today!” “What do you want? A gold star.”

35.“I feel like I’m being stabbed.” “How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?”

36.“Whether you believe in me or not, I will continue to exist.”

37.“We’re leaving.” “But they have a lobster tank in their basement.”

38.“Take my hand.” “Why?” “I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!”

39.“I don’t care where I sleep, as long as it’s with you.”

40.“You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”

41.“Show me your scars.” “But… why?” “I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn’t there.”

42.“You look…” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”

43.“She’s my best friend. That hasn’t changed.” “It’s clear your feelings for her has.”

44.“I saved your life.” “You pushed me off a building.”

45.“How do we keep getting into these situations?” “Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”

46.“I thought you forgot about me.” “Never.”

47.“I’m fine.” “You don’t look fine.” “Then stop looking.”

48.“You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me wanna kiss you.”

49.“I want to go home.” “And I want to go to the moon. It ain’t happening sweetheart. Time to accept that.”

50.“What now?” “I don’t know. I thought the jump would kill us.”

51.“I think that you’re not as dark as you want people to believe.”

52.“Sometimes, memories are the worst torture.”

53.“I hate you.” “Why? I’m lovely.”

54.“You really have no clue who I am?” “You’d think the confused looks and blank stare would have answered that for you.”

55.“Why are they afraid of you?”

56.“Literally everything about this is illegal.”

57.“You love her don’t you?” “Was it that obvious?”

58.“Why me?” “Because you saw me when I was invisible.”

59.“I was just kind of hoping that you’d, y’know…. fall in love with me.”

60.“It’s okay. You don’t have to love me.”

61.“You know, no one bothered me this much when I was dead.”

62.“Nope. I can’t go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.”

63.“Only a fool would fall in love with someone as deadly as me.”

64.“I’d know that smirk anywhere.”

Writing prompts.

Send me a number and a character!

1. “Please don’t go, don’t leave me here!”

2. “Why do you care? It’s not like we’re friends or anything.”

3. “But I really need this A!”

4. “Is this really happening?”

5. “I just wanted someone to notice me.”

6. “Sometimes it’s good to be scared because it means you still have something to lose…”

7. “I can’t lose you. I won’t survive and that’s your fault. You made me love you. You let me in.”

8. “Why didn’t you try harder? You just left.”

10. “I don’t want to look at you when I know I can’t be with you.”

11. “So you hate me now too? Join the club.”

12. “I’m never good enough, no matter what I say, no matter what I do.”

13. “You want to know what happened to me? You! You happened to me.”

14. “You took a piece of me, and I let you.”

15. “I love you and im always going to love you, but I don’t want to love you! I want to be happy.”

16. “Please don’t chase me anymore unless you’re ready to catch me.”

17. “I’m not alright! Okay? Are you satisfied? I’m not alright.”

18. “I’m not going to say goodbye to you again, do you understand me?”

19. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me hate you?”

20. “The problem is that I don’t think I can stop thinking about you.”

21. “I thought you were different, obviously I was wrong.”

22. “I loved you through everything and you don’t even care!”

23. “Go ahead, laugh at the girl who cares too much.”

24. “Please don’t leave me.”

25. “I’m mad at you because I love you!”

26. “I’m getting really tired of losing people.”

27. “You’re leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want.”

28. “Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I ever had to do.”

29. “Nothing about us feels right anymore.”

30. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

31. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life!”

32. “What?” “Nothing, I’m just glad I met you.”

33. “I want my best friend back.”

34. “No, I’m going to change your life. I’m that girl.”

35. “I know I may do a lot of stupid shit, but I am a lot closer to finding someone than you are.”

36. “I just need you to stop being so nice to me unless you’re gonna marry me after.”

37. “You’re either with me or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.”

38. “Even though I know you’re lying, I still almost believe you.”

39. “You saved me from myself.”

40. “You’re constantly leaving me.”

41. “I’m still in love with you. I tried not to be, but it didn’t work.”

42. “I came here to win you back, and dammit, I’ll do whatever I have to.”

43. “Just stop lying to me for once!”

44. “What are you doing here?”

45. “Is this it? Is this the end of us?”

46. “I messed up.”

47. “Please, just do this for me.”

48. “I don’t even know you.”

49. “You’re the one who put me back together.”

50. “Please don’t give up on me.”

deep character development questions
  • 1: If your muse had superpowers, how would they use them for others? For themselves?
  • 2: What job does your muse want right now?
  • 3: When does your muse think that violence is justified or deserved?
  • 4: Which common rules of etiquette or morality does your muse disagree with?
  • 5: What behaviour(s) does your muse have that theyre most likely to change or lose?
  • 6: Which personal rule(s) does your muse have difficulty following?
  • 7: Which personality trait(s) in others annoy your muse most?
  • 8: Which personality trait or fault would your muse refuse to accept in a romantic partner?
  • 9: If your muse could spend a weekend anywhere, where would it be?
  • 10: What facts about themselves does your muse feel are most important?
  • 11: What facts about themselves do they prefer to keep hidden?
  • 12: What do other people most often complain about concerning your muse's personality and/or behaviour? Does your muse agree? If not, why?
  • 13: What are your muse's religious views? How seriously do they take them? Do they differ from most?
  • 14: What events in your muse's life lead to them having the ethics and views they have today?
  • 15: Which beliefs or views is your muse irrationally attached to and will defend against all observations and logic?
  • 16: What actions has your muse taken that they regret or question? Do they have any justification for them, and if so, what?
  • 17: How does your muse get others to work with them?
  • 18: Where do your muse's goals and dreams stem from?
Reasons Why No One Wants to Play Support

1. You’re the ADC’s personal ward-bitch. You are expected to ward everywhere. If you don’t then you’re a horrible support.

2. You are dependant of your ADC and vice versa. No other lane has this problem, and you’re practically shackled to each other if you want to win.

3. You have to babysit your ADC until they are all grown up and they can (attempt to) survive on their own, because a good jungler should be trying to shut your ADC down.

4. Instead of trying to deal damage like all of the other roles (most of the time) you either have to build tanky or build for utility to be effective as support. Barely anyone wants to do this, that’s why you get AP supports which aren’t that great. They bought a Rabadon’s Deathcap, which is 3300 gold, when you’re barely getting any gold to begin with. Those priorities!

5. You are expected to be making all the plays. If you miss one single Q attempt on Blitzcrank then your entire team is going to report you. Guaranteed.

6. You are expected to save your ADC out of ANY situation. Your ADC walked into an unwarded tri-bush, got ganked and died. Yeah, that’s your fault. Enjoy those x4 reports.

7. Heart of Gold is gone.

8. Mana Manipulator is gone.

9. All the good support items are gone.

10. We’re lucky if we even get one support champion within a year of the last one.

11. People discovered that playing supports in top lane and mid were surprisingly strong, so naturally they got nerfed. That means support players suffer the consequences as well.

12. Being expected to ward the entire jungle, even though that should be the junglers job as well.

 ((I’m a support main btw. I know all these are fact))

I tried my scribbly color method on Megatron.

The end result was quite nifty.

So I think I might use this technique more often when I’m coloring my sketches.

But only when I’m feeling completely masochistic.
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Megatron (TFP) © Hasbro
Art © Moi*

Dialogue Prompts

1) “You’re asking a lot.” “It’s not like we have a lot to lose.” 

2) “Stop talking, you’re giving me a headache.” 

3) “So what? What came here to apologize? Like that’ll fix anything.” “I never said I came here to apologize. I’m not sorry and I’m not looking to fix things. But I know you need my help. And I need yours.” 

4) “Don’t act like you don’t miss it. Being on the road, helping people. We could do it again. The world isn’t running low on stupid people being attacked by things they don’t understand.” 

5) “We can’t stay here, they know where we are now, we have to run.”  

6) “I’m sorry …” “Why are you apologizing?” “I should’ve saved you.” 

7) “This is all your fault! You stupid, ignorant, boy! Look what you’ve done!” 

8) “Tea?” “Depends, you going to put in sugar or poison this time?” “Both?” 

9) “I’m very sorry, but I don’t think I can help you.” 

10) “Don’t bother, boy. This city is a lost cause.” “I don’t believe in lost causes.” “Only because you’re one yourself.” 

11) “I know why you don’t want to believe that I’m bad. Because you see yourself in me. Well newsflash, I’m not you! I’m a bad person and you’re not! Stop trying to fix me, I don’t care if I’m doing bad things, this is who I’m supposed to be. This is what my family does!” 

12) “I’ve never seen someone look so sad.” “Losing a child does things to you. Parents aren’t supposed to live longer than their children.” 

13) “I heard about the incident, your brother told me-” “Told you what? That it was my fault? Because that’s what everyone seems to think but I didn’t do it! I swear!” “No, he told me the truth.” 

14) “Look at me. Look me in the eye and say that.” 

15) “This isn’t possible.” 

16) “I can’t believe you lied to me!” 

17) “I shouldn’t have done that.” “Well no shit Sherlock.” 

18) “I saw on the news, was she in the building?” “I don’t know but she isn’t answering her phone.” 

19) “Any news?” “No … No one knows anything.” “They’ll find her.” “How can you know that? There’s no evidence! No trail! She just vanished!” 

20) “I have answers.” “Good. Because I have questions.” 

Code Geass Character Alignments

As requested by anon

So for those who don’t know, the alignment system of Dungeons & Dragons categorises characters on a scale from good to evil and lawful to chaotic. While the characters of Code Geass have much more complex moralities than the alignment system allows, it’s still fun to see where characters would roughly fit on the scale. 

1. Lelouch - Chaotic Neutral

I’ve seen Lelouch on a bunch of these alignment charts depicting him as Chaotic Good. Those people I think kind of miss the point of the series, because Lelouch…does some pretty messed up things throughout the series. Remember what he did to the Geass Order? Yeah. I’ve gone for neutral to balance out good intentions and evil actions (but that is also debatable), although it was probably his final sacrifice which saved him from the “evil” pile, but didn’t quite land him in the “good” - Zero Requiem could only work by killing even more people. At any rate, one thing I think we can definitely agree on is that Lelouch is chaotic. Thus Lelouch of the Rebellion.

C.C.: It sure is a good thing you died Lelouch, or else you might have just been a total dick.

Lelouch: Y-yes, C.C., that’s why I sacrificed myself. To atone.

C.C.: You know, if it turned out that you hadn’t actually died and you were still alive somewhere, that would have been really shitty of you.

Lelouch: Haha, C.C.! Don’t be ridiculous! Everyone knows that’s IMPOSSIBLE 

Lelouch: [sweats profusely]

2. Suzaku - Lawful Neutral

Suzaku starts out as lawful good, but soon passes the despair event horizon and spends a time hanging out in lawful evil territory. It’s his commitment to the Zero Requiem which I think lands him squarely as lawful neutral. Suzaku, unlike Lelouch, is totally cool with following orders. Maybe that’s why they fight so much.

Lelouch: I like that. I lead, while Suzaku follows.

Suzaku: You only lead because you wouldn’t be worth shit as a footsoldier. Nunnally could beat you in a fight!

Lelouch: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

3. C.C. - True Neutral

C.C. isn’t all that concerned with the battles between good and evil and law and chaos. Being centuries old and having been involved in countless conflicts has desensitized her to all that. She just wants her contract to be completed, and, as Lelouch guesses, to be loved. So she stands neutral on the spectrum.

C.C.: I’m backing the only team worth backing: Team Me. Consisting of myself.

Mao: Can I- 

C.C.: Membership is FULL

4. Kallen - Chaotic Good

Kallen, unlike Lelouch, wants to overthrow Britannia for the liberation of her country rather than personal vendetta. She has never killed civilians, and has always fought for the side which has had the moral high ground, regardless of her own personal feelings. I find Kallen to be much more deserving of the Chaotic Good status than Lelouch is.

Suzaku: But there might be something to say about her following a man who does kill civilians all this time.

Kallen: You’re right, Suzaku. It’s not like Britannia has ever dreamed of harming civilians before!

Suzaku: …Point taken.

5. Akito - Lawful Neutral

Y’know, when I first started watching Akito the Exiled, I thought Akito was straight-out chaotic evil, just working for the good guys. Shouting “die” over and over again whilst grinning maniacally was probably what led me to this conclusion. But, that’s not so much Akito’s fault as it is the fault of Shin’s geass. Ordinary Akito obeys his orders without complaint, but at the same time he’s not excessively virtuous; his motivation seems to be solely concentrated on killing Shin. But at the same time that does not make him evil, as Shin really is chaotic evil. So enjoy another neutral label, Akito! 

Akito: It doesn’t really matter to me what you think. 

Yukiya: He says that, but he’s broken up inside that he didn’t get a “good” verdict.

Akito: I’m really not.

Yukiya: B R O K E N.

6. Cornelia - Lawful Evil -> True Neutral

I’m probably gonna get some shtick for putting Cornelia in the “evil” camp. Yes, she does love Euphemia, but even Darth Vader wanted to team up with his kid. She was still, y’know, enforcing imperialism with no regrets. But after Euphemia’s death, Cornelia ceases to care about anything other than avenging her. Although she does try to stop Schneizel from bombing the world, so she gets points for that.

Cornelia: I wouldn’t say no regrets…

CGLG: Name one without saying “Euphemia”.

Cornelia:

Cornelia:

Cornelia: My sist-

CGLG: NOPE

7. Euphemia - Neutral Good

Euphemia never had anything in her her heart but the best of intentions, and unlike certain other characters, she doesn’t try to achieve them by killing people. Euphemia is probably the most morally pure person in the series. The Neutral part is because, although she chaotically breaks from the established Britannian racial policy, she still works within the laws.

Lelouch: Most morally pure? Euphy is moral, that’s true, but. You’re forgetting Nunnally!

Schneizel: [whispers] FLEIJAs…

Lelouch: That was YOUR FAULT!

8. Jeremiah - Lawful Neutral

Jeremiah is loyal. This is his super outstanding trait. Yeah, he was a racist asshole at the start, but he’s also done some quite heroic things, like saving Cornelia and sparing Anya. Ultimately, Jeremiah is driven by his solid loyalty, and good and evil be damned.

V.V.: Even if this “solid loyalty” of his is about as temperamental as a yo-yo.

Jeremiah: Sorry, did you say something? Change your last name to ‘Vi Britannia’ and try again!

9. Schneizel - Lawful Evil 

Schneizel is even more difficult than Lelouch to pin down. Maybe I’m being biased when I pin him down as evil whereas Lelouch got off with neutral, considering they both aim for peace through violent means. But at least Lelouch’s aim for peace was fair. Schneizel’s plan ensured that he would forever be world dictator, with no plan to kill him off later on. Also, the end of Turn 23. You know, when Schneizel’s usually calm face contorts into the evillest grin yet witnessed on television. 

Schneizel: Oh, and I suppose our beloved protagonist Lelouch has never, ever grinned in a manner which could ever so slightly be perceived as evil?

Schneizel: Or break out into full-fledged evil laughter, for that matter?

Lelouch: Sometimes you can get caught up in the moment, alright?!

10. Charles - Lawful ?

Charles is one hell of an enigma. He wants to reshape the world into one where there are no lies, and everyone is honest. Pretty lawful yeah, but good? Arguable. It seems good on paper, but in reality it could be terrible. Lelouch definitely wasn’t a fan. And the destruction Charles has wreaked to achieve that goal is also important. I would think that was enough to mark him as evil, but considering that it’s not that different to what Lelouch did, it would be kinda biased. This is why it’s really really hard to do character alignments for Code Geass. So like, maybe evil? Maybe neutral? I dunno.

Lelouch: Evil. Definitely evil.

Charles: Lelouch, why can’t you see-

Lelouch: I can see just fine, you self-centred naive irresponsible neglectful murderous imperialist child-abandoner.

Charles: And he wonders why we left him in Japan…

I was tagged by @megan-the-melon thank you! ❤
Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library to shuffle and report the first ten tracks that pop up!

1. Tear In My Heart- Twenty One Pilots
2. Love Me Dead- Ludo
3. Cardiac Arrest- Bad Suns
4. Beautiful Light- Uppermost
5. Riptide- Vance Joy
6. Toxic- Britney Spears (don’t judge me 😂)
7. Not Your Fault- Awolnation
8. I’m Not Okay- My Chemical Romance
9. Take Flight- Lindsey Stirling
10. Ghost- Mystery Skulls

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1. Do not leave. I will make it hard. You will feel the residue of the apologies I am made of on every surface in your house and wonder whether your guests can too.

2. Do not leave. I will call you at 2:39 a.m. and will have nothing to say other than “It hurts.”

3. Do not leave. I will break every dish in kitchen with my trembling hands and throw the shards on the table and want you to tell me they are worth more now because I touched them.

4. Do not leave. You haven’t seen it yet, but there is a list of everyone who has down my back and you will soon have it memorized.

5. Do not leave. Sometimes I will claim there is an earthquake far away and that is why I am shaking. You will not turn on the news and tell me I am wrong.

6. Do not leave. We will fight and at the first sign of thunder in your hair I will sound every alarm in this county and be the saddest storm you’ve ever seen.

7. Do not leave. The sound of locks clicking on your door will give me nightmares and I will say it is your fault. Know that it is not.

8. Do not leave. I am every shade of sorry for the way that I am.

9. If you leave, promise to miss me.

10. Please.

—  Terms and Conditions, Elizabeth McNamara

I’d just like you to know that I’m getting ready to rent this and it’s all you and your awesome fanfictions fault.

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Awww! It’s 8 a.m. here and I blush XD Thank you and have fun ;D

Send me a number and a member and I’ll write you a drabble

1. “You found my USB but you were NOT supposed to look through my files!”

2. “Hey, isn’t that mine?”

3. “Great! Let’s do it!”

4. “I think this is the part where you say thank you.”  

5. “It wasn’t supposed to be like this.”

6. “Where are you?”

7. “You’re such a nerd.”

8. “This all your fault! I can’t believe I let you drag me into this!”

9. “If anyone finds out I swear to my undug grave I’m going to kill you!”

10. “Who the hell took my… Oh.”

11. “Is there a reason you keep looking at me when you think I don’t notice?”

12. “Why did you keep this from me?”

13. “I almost lost you.”

14. “I need you.”

15. “I’m… right here.”

16. “Just so you know this doesn’t change anything.”

17. “I had a perfect plan and you just had to ruin it didn’t you?”

18. “Of course I’m on your side! Always.”

19. “I might hate you but dammit I’m not going to lose you too.”

20. “Okay fine, but you have to dance with me. I don’t care if there’s no music.”

21. “Of course I’m not jealous! Maybe you’re the jealous one!”

22. “I liked you so much better when you were just the nice boy from the coffee shop.”

23. “Oh thank god you don’t know what’s going on too!”

24. “I’m sorry. I should’ve known.”

25. “Did you just…? Oh I am so making you pay for that!”

26. “We can be alone together!”

27. “I think I might just be mad a little longer because you’re being really cute right now and I’m enjoying it.”

28. “No it’s not okay but right now you have to pretend it is.”

29. “Please? For me.”

30. “Oh my god what the hell did you do?”

31. “Wow! I did not see that one coming.”

32. “Oh so you’re that guy!”

33. “I need a ride home but you’re a stranger.”

34. “You have to let me sleep over because my roommate kicked me out and I have no intention of going outside in this thunderstorm!”

35. “I should not have said that. Dammit I really should not have said that.”

36. “And now you’re giving me that look. Great!”

37. “I know you’re just my neighbour and we don’t know each other but I really need to borrow your first aid kit.”

38. “How can you not like my favourite character? Are you crazy? There must be something wrong with you!”

39. “That doesn’t even make any sense!”

40. “Please don’t leave me tonight.”

41. “I’m terrified.”

42. “Stop looking at me like that!”

43. “You’re sitting at my desk. No it doesn’t have my name on it. I know it’s not allocated seating. But it’s my desk!”

anonymous asked:

I get that people like Jonsa because they are pretty together but J and A are arguably the most important relationship in the books, I don't even like them romantically but if J were to do one of his sisters, it would definitely be A, that was the author's original plan. But neither of that matters because he obviously is doing his aunt You don't even have to agree or answer me, I just wanted to let you know from a concerned follower

A) first off this isn’t your fault but Tumblr sent me this 8 times and when the number 8 showed up in my inbox I felt a cold bead of sweat trickle down my spine

B) I.  DON’T.  CAAAAAAARE.

Ten Count Drama CD Vol. 3 Petit Comic Translation

Kurose-kun, Shirotani-san and the Lap

Translation: chidorinoyume
(It’s not perfect so please let me know if you catch any mistakes)

Page 1
S: Please let me go
K: Weren’t you going to say that you like me?
S: I don’t like you…
K: Okay, I understand. Then I’m going to let go of your hand
S: P-Please wait a second.
K: Hm? But you just told me to let go of you now, didn’t you?

Page 2
S: I-I did say that but… Can you wait 2 more minutes?
K: You have a lot of requests don’t you? Okay it’s fine. 
S: That’s because… I’m sorry.
K: It’s fine.  (T/N: kyaa Kurose are you blushing?)
S: (Thoughts) It can’t be helped… something like this, it’s my first time

Page 3
S: (Thoughts) What should I do??
K: It’s tough on me too.
S: Ah! That’s true. Your feet must hurt. I’ll get off!
*Kurose catches Shirotani*

Page 4
K: Don’t stand up yet, please just stay still. It’s tougher when you’re rustling about on top of my lap. 

Page 5
S: I-I’m sorry
*Shirotani touches Kurose’s back*
K: I said stay still!
S: I-I-I’m sorry!

Page 6
S: Me being on Kurose-kun’s lap, it’s making you unable to move right? Isn’t it tough for you if we keep staying like this?
K: I can’t do anything anyways, what is it that I need to do exactly? Please don’t speak anymore.

Page 7
K: Why are you hard again?!
S: No- This is-..
K: Geez.

Page 8:
S: Wait!
K: This is all your fault. It’s always this same refrain that I can’t keep. Take off your clothes by yourself on this bed.
S: Eh?!!!
K: If no matter what Shirotani-san is asking (not to do this), then I can think of another way. 

Special thanks for @aliasanonyme​ for providing the chapter! For those of you interested, she did temporary share the chapter for viewing purposes. As for where you can find it, I would suggest looking around. (Hint: it’s another social media platform that starts with T) 
Now once you find it, do remember No distributing, No reposting and No publishing anywhere. 

Amnesia: Memories Walkthrough: Kent’s Good Ending "I’m sorry for keeping you waiting”

I wrote down the “right” answers immediately, so I dunno how easy it is to accidentally get the normal ending. 

Little explanation:

Like Shin and Ikki, Kent doesn’t have a gauge for doubt. Only affection, trust and suspicion. ! Same as Shin and Ikki, most of the time the parameter doesn’t change right away after you’ve made your choice. This time around you have to be really careful with suspicion and trust. Most of the time both rise and fall at the same time, so be careful that trust is higher or at least at the same level as suspicion.

/ = no change

+ t = trust, + a = affection

+ or - s = suspicion

++ = trust and affection

bold = choice for the happy ending

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Date 1/8

[Orion / | A bug… | Who are you?

I can’t remember anything | Nothing looks familiar /

! Just check everything in order

I don’t mind meeting other people / | Let’s hurry

Let’s hurry and look | I’m a little scared… / ] This part is the same as in Ikki’s route, so I guess it’s not important? I’m keeping it in to be safe~

He might be a little upset / | He might not be good at writing messages +t

I should sit down for now / | I’ll try asking someone +s

Please have a seat / | Sit down +s

I’m sorry about yesterday +s +t | I don’t like that attitude -t

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