this is why you are bias ruiner

There is no such thing as a BAP bias. There’s just the main bias, the bias list ruiner, the god why bias, the nope nope nope bias, the stahp now bias, and the fuck you you’re not even my bias bias.

Fangirls language

This is a guide for those who try to read a fangirl’s blog and understand it.

  1. “Bias” = the person you like the most
  2. “Guns” = arm muscles
  3. “I hate you” = I fucking love you but you ruin my life
  4. “Asdfghjkl” = I’m so excited I can’t write real words
  5. “I wanna punch you in the face” = another way to say you ruin my life
  6. “to ship” = from relationship, term used when you pair 2 people you would like to be together
  7. “OTP” = One True Pair, but fangirls have more than one
  8. “Life ruiner” = your bias and his talent/charm/look makes you dedicate your life to him so tha’t why he/she ruins your life
  9. “I can’t” = when you’re too fascinated by sth your bias does
  10. “What is air” = 1. when you see a hot picture/gif and you literally can’t breath; 2. when you see a funny post/picture/gif and you can’t breath bc of how much you laugh
  11. “I’m crying” = whenever your bias does sth
  12. “Ultimate bias” = that one person you will forever love no matter how many biases you already have
  13. “Are you even real?” = when you see a nice picture of your bias
  14. “Comeback” = when your favorite artist/band release a new song/album
  15. “Why are you doing this to me?” = whenever your bias do sth
  16. “Fandom” = second family

You can add more of those. 

Let's talk about Kpop~

Let’s talk about groups

1. What animal do you see the members of _____ as?
2. How long have you been interesting in ______?
3. Group face rank
4. Group voice rank
5. If you could make your own group from the different groups, who would you choose, for what part and why?
6. Who seems like the oldest/youngest to me


Let’s talk about bias for ___(enter group name)

7. Who I first noticed
8. Who’s my bias
9. Who’s my least favorite
10. If I have a bias ruiner


Let’s talk about ships(by group)

11. My first ship
12. My first otp
13. My current otp
14. My notp



Let’s talk about favorites(by group or overall)


15. My vocal favorite
16. My dancing favorite
17. My favorite song
18. My favorite MV
19. Favorite rapper
20. Favorite male group
21. Favorite female group
22. Favorite group
23. Favorite solo
24. Favorite duo
25. Favorite performance
26. Favorite dance
27. Favorite song based on how it sounds
28. Favorite song based on lyrics
29. Favorite lyric from group
30. Favorite male vocalist
31. Favorite male dancer
32. Favorite male rapper
33. Favorite female vocalist
34. Favorite female dancer
35. Favorite female rapper
36. Favorite era
37. Least favorite era
38. Favorite show ___ has been in
39. Favorite costume your bias has worn
40. Favorite hair style/color your bias has had

➺ Name: Luha (루하)
➺ Position: Main Vocalist
➺ Birthday: February 15, 1993
➺ Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
➺ Blood Type: O
➺ Sub Unit: Lucky
➺Hobby & Specialty: Music Editing
➺ Role models: Parents, GD, Taeyang, Michael Jackson

Can I just vent for a moment…this guy

this guy…

so many Zico feels…always

See here’s the thing, sometimes he is the cutest thing ever

Woo Jiho

like ugh so cute…rainbows and butterflies

but then other times he is the hugest most adorable freak

amazing

idiot…why do i love you?!?! derp derp derp

But this is where things get serious… he is also the sexiest person ever and i am pretty sure he wants to kill us

like uhhhmmmm no did i say you could do that

STOP

And my heart stopper…

SOMEONE CALL 911 DEAD FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE

Oh but i am not even close to finished yet! His interactions with the rest of Block B just….

what did you say?!

i think you are enjoying that too much

i mean it wasn’t like i was trying to listen or anything

EXCUSE ME BUT THAT IS TAEIL’S FINGER JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING AND STOP SMILING JUST NOOOOO!

i want to do the same to you…you life ruiner!

And then when all of block b is together…

Beautiful

i see you hiding in the corner

there we go front and center

And I most definitely love him because of this

girls listen to the boy 

And because you made it this far why not reward you with another Zico gif… i mean that’s why your here right?

You are Welcome

anonymous asked:

If you do smut reactions can you do a bts and got7 reaction to you wanting to do more kinky stuff in the bedroom?

Ooooh~ I see you, anon. I see you *wink wink* ;3 Let’s see what I can do for you *already knows I am starting my descent to hell with the smut about GOT7 because they debuted to ruin my existence*


GOT7

Mark - with him things could two ways: 1) I think he might be shy and feel flustered the moment you ask him about take it up a notch in bed; 2) The quiet ones are sometimes the most kinky ones in disguise. He might be all shy in public, but behind closed doors…. ;))))))) He would give you that sexy smirk and letting you know that he has been thinking the same as you did and that in fact you should try it right away ;))

Originally posted by infinitblaq

JB: Lord almighty, save me D: If he is not your bias, he is your bias ruiner because this boy is fiiiiine ♥ He would like to try something new as well, different from the usual vanilla sex. And we all know he is daddy status. As soon as you mention spicing it up in the bedroom, he closes the door and melts you with his intense gaze.
“Well, what a coincidence. I was thinking the same. I didn’t know my kitten was this naughty. Why don’t you go ahead and show daddy what you had in mind ;)”

Originally posted by defwang

Jackson: Here comes the hard part for me because I LOVE THIS MAN TO A LEVEL THAT IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE D:
I think he would tease you, wanting to hear exactly what you want to do even though he knows exactly what you mean. The little bastard just wants to hear it from you and then his playful self would be out the door because Mr. Wild and Sexy has showed up and wants to play ;) I feel like he would be into trying a lot of different positions to find out which one gives the most pleasure. And lucky for you, boy has stamina ;)))))

Originally posted by wangmins

Jinyoung: he has this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde vibe to him. One moment he is all calm and romantic, but with the right input, he turns into a savage. He would get caught off guard at first when you first mention wanting to do more dirty stuff in the bedroom. But after giving it some thought, he would consider your offer and definitely not deny you.

Originally posted by junior-park

Youngjae: Oh Lord, this cinnamon roll would get so flustered at the mention of some extra sexiness in bed. He has nothing against it, he would actually love to try, but I feel like he would get very self conscious about not being able to satisfy you. But, he gives it a try anyway after you reassure him that you just want to experiment and that you will love anything he will do.

Originally posted by cookey-jar

Bambam: It has already been established that Bambam has his head in the gutter 4 times out 5. He actually has already tried to seduce you into doing more than just vanilla sex, but he didn’t want to push until you were completely ready. He just kept teasing you and now that you are actually asking for it, you are serving the opportunity on a silver platter to him.

Originally posted by isabelle-c-r

Yugyeom: First of all, when I was first told he is the maknae in Got7 I thought I was getting lied to because look at that giant baby! Now that I know he is an overgrown child, whenever I see him do naughty stuff I’m just like: “BOY IF YOU DON’T–” and JB seems to agree with me.
Now, when it comes to the dirty deed, he is probably all for it after an initial moment of shyness. He would love to explore and discover new things with you, letting things happen naturally and following his naughty instincts ;)

Originally posted by krulemoon

(I will add BTS to this list tomorrow because right now it is past 2am and I have to wake up at 7am by idk what miracle, but I hope you enjoyed so far ;D)

Matchmaker - Vernon

Ft my bby Seungkwan and Woozi bc he’s my number one bias ruiner and I kissed him in a dream yay XD I based the setting very loosely off of this: 

I love this song wow it was my fave last summer ^^ Hope you all like this bc I was rather pleased :)


Being your best friend, Seungkwan knew just what you liked. Whether it be your ideal type, ideal date, ideal wedding, Seungkwan knew you better than you knew yourself. And that’s why you decided to trust him when he decided to set you up with another member of the Kpop group he was in.

You’d met the group once or twice, but never actually got to know them all too well. All you knew was that the guy Seungkwan was setting you up with - Vernon Choi, was pretty shy when it came to girls. It made you unsure as you could be pretty shy, but you really did trust Seungkwan. Little did you know he was tagging along, and bringing his other group mate Jihoon too.

“This isn’t how setting someone on a date is supposed to go!” You hissed to Seungkwan as the four of you left the dorm together. You and Seungkwan stood outside as Jihoon went to get his car from the car park and Vernon ran back inside for a jacket.

“I know, but Jihoon hyung agreed to drive.” He responded in a whisper, nudging you when Vernon flashed you a small, uncertain smile. You smiled back, suddenly very shy and hoping that the sudden redness on your face didn’t show in the darkness of the growing night. It was only 8 but was already growing dark - ‘the perfect time’, Seungkwan called it. He was so strange sometimes.

“And you?” you asked, trying to calm your racing heart. You barely even knew the guy; you just weren’t the best with people.

“You’ll understand.” he murmured, winking at you before jogging up to the car in which the other 2 were waiting in casual conversation. You groaned and followed, finding that Seungkwan had taken the passenger seat and had left you to talk to Vernon. However as soon as you were sat close, feeling each others’ presence, you were both turning a shade of scarlet as the first half of the drive passed in a state of awkward silence with the occasional sideways glance and smile. Your heart was pounding and your mind was racing as you tried to think of something to say, but when you found nothing you merely shuffled closer. You could feel him tense a little, but this time you had the courage to look him in the eye. He went a little redder, hands folded in his lap and small beads of sweat beginning to appear on his forehead and neck. Something about his state of worry was cute and endearing to you, giving you the little boost of confidence you needed to speak. 

“Hey, I’m nervous too. I’ve never actually been with a guy, so I don’t know how to talk to one or anything. I have no idea why Seungkwan decided he had to come along too, either. But we can’t stay like this all night.” you chuckled, only a small gap now remaining between you as he mirrored your previous movement and shuffled a little closer.

“Right, of course.” he mumbled, smiling shyly. “Seungkwan was dead set on getting us together.” he looked towards the man in question, who either didn’t hear or was feigning ignorance. Knowing him, it was most likely the second option. He glanced at you and swiped his tongue across his lips as they became dry before slowly moving the hands in his lap apart. He moved one so it was face up, and moved it so it was between you both. He was quite subtle about it but you noticed, also noticing the way he looked down as he couldn’t bring himself to look into your eyes again and his ears went pink. You giggled and moved your hand too, as slowly as he had, and rested it on top of his upturned one. He grinned before lacing his fingers through yours, his thumb running over your hand gently as you clasped his hand. Both were a little sweaty, as you were both quite anxious, but you could feel the tension alleviating. 

The drive wasn’t particularly long, around 30 minutes, and you and Vernon spent the last of it hand in hand. You got out of the car when you arrived to find yourself outside a retro looking diner, which you loved. You loved a lot of retro things - 1950′s America was your favourite in terms of style. It looked like a stereotypical diner, with gas pumps outside (which turned out to be for the purpose of decoration only) and neon signs that drew attention to the place. It was pretty small, which you didn’t mind, and you were even happier as you walked inside to find the light, pastel colours that greeted your eyes. It wasn’t all too busy, with two other couples enjoying their time there. One sat at the bar and chatted over milkshakes whilst the others ate burgers in a rather happy silence, merely enjoying each others’ company. You looked around with a smile, seeing the regular checked floor in white and light pink instead of the general white and black. Neon lights covered the walls, adding a splash of brighter colour to the otherwise soft looking room. The tables were white, with booths alternating colours in blue and pink. The barstools were a matching blue and pink, and the jukebox in the corner played an upbeat swing song quietly in the background. Despite being quite empty, it had a lively atmosphere.

“Wow. Seungkwan is good.” You muttered, impressed. You jumped as he crept up behind you, his ‘thank you’ shocking you from your daze as you admired the place. Jihoon was rather quiet, and Seungkwan was doing more talking than all 3 of you put together as he sat beside you. Seungkwan pushed you and Vernon opposite each other, making a fuss even though you’d already gone to sit where you ended up. Vernon chuckled a little and scratched the back of his neck, a blush creeping up it as he found himself gazing at you fondly. You felt your heart rate speed up with the number of glances he sent you, his foot playing with yours under the table as Jihoon pretended to gag and walked away to get milkshakes. Seungkwan sighed and followed, pulling out his phone and sitting on a barstool. You gasped as your phone vibrated in your pocket, sending Vernon an apologetic look before checking it.

Please, you couldn’t cut the tension with a freaking machete. Talk to him!

You sent Seungkwan a quick glare but when you looked back at Vernon he was glaring at him too, his phone in his hand.

“Is he texting you too?” he asked, sounding unamused. You nodded and sighed, seeing another text come in.

I’m trying to help. If not talking, there are other uses for mouths too.

He was grinning like an idiot but you and Hansol had only managed to go a darker shade of red, both of you hurriedly turning off your phones. That made Seungkwan’s face fall and Jihoon laugh as he brought the milkshakes to your table.

“Yeah, like drinking these. I’ll go berate him, if you’d like, whilst you two actually talk without him getting involved.” he smirked, smiling kindly at you before walking off and hitting Seungkwan over the head.

“Ugh, I’m sorry about him.” you both chorused, giggling and looking at each other again. The uncomfortable feeling was wearing away as his hand moved to rest over yours. You both sipped on the milkshakes, enjoying the taste, when he seemed like he wanted to say something. He exhaled slowly, smiling.

“You’re really beautiful, Y/N.” he grinned, trying not to curl up in embarrassment as he said the words. You sat in silence, shocked for a moment, blushing furiously and trying to hold back the enormous smile that was threatening your cheeks. However you couldn’t, and it hurt your cheeks with the amount you smiled at him. “I’m sorry - was that not-”

“No, no. Thank you, I just can’t - can’t really take compliments.” you laughed gently, feeling your heart flutter as he brushed a piece of hair behind your ear. “You’re so handsome I think you could do a lot better.” you returned, suddenly slightly serious. However you kept the smile on your face to keep a lighthearted atmosphere, and he scoffed. His thumb had gone back to drawing circles on the back of your hand, but it then removed itself as he stood up. He slid into your side of the booth, bringing his milkshake with him and sitting next to you. 

“Don’t be silly. I know we haven’t spoken a whole lot this evening, but it seems we’re not the best with words. I don’t know if it showed at all, but I really like you. I think this could work out.” he smiled, one of his hands moving up to your cheek whilst his other rested on the back of your neck. Your thoughts turned to his lips, eyes scanning them as his face came closer. You could hear the distant squeals of Seungkwan but you were focused only on Vernon’s face.

He’s going to kiss me

Oh my God, I’m going to kiss her! What if she doesn’t want to kiss me?

Both of your minds were filled with worries that soon flew away as he placed his lips on yours, a hesitant and extremely gentle kiss but a loving one too, and as he pulled away you could see a newfound confidence that made you trust that you and Vernon could become something great.

Originally posted by sneezes

Wow okay this took longer to write than I had hoped but hopefully you all like it!

-Admin Belle

Cause it happened
  • Friend : but like-
  • Me : SEVENTEENS HAVING A COMEBACK MAYBE AND S.COUPS HAS GREEN HAIR WTF.
  • Friend : but so are you going to still like him ...
  • Me : *thinks loyalty and bias ruiners*
  • Me : Yeah of course, he will look good in anything
  • Me : *searches for photos of s.coups with red hair and cries* why not red bro .
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *yells at ultimate bias through the screen* Omg, can you not?!<p/><b>Friend:</b> ....but he didn't do anything..??<p/><b>Me:</b> He was breathing! Oh now he blinked too and looked at the camera, how rude! *sweats and hyperventilates* why is he being so disrespectful to me when all I want to do is live in peace?!<p/><b>Friend:</b> *slowly walks away*<p/></p><p/></p>
Bias list ruiner - SHINee Edition

You know that moment when you choose your bias from a group but then another member comes and ruin everything, making you to change your whole standards and making him your bias or keeping him as “bias list ruiner”? Let me show you why Kim Kibum is one of those people. 

1. He’s a fashion queen. This boy has a good sense of fashion, I’m not gonna lie.

2. ENGLISH! He’s so hot but still so inocent while speaking English.

More here.

3. Vocal+rapping. He’s just perfect!

Enjoy! Singing “Tik Tok” , singing “Embrace my soul” , singing “Firework” , rapping 

4. He can be the cutest person alive

But he can be also the hottest shit on Earth *good bye ovaries*

And he does this stupid shit with his tongue. I mean, boy, you really want to kill your fangirls.

5. Two words describe him the best : sass and fab.

6. In every era he rocks.

Replay era.

Juliette era.

Ring Ding Dong era.

Lucifer era.

Hello era.

Sherlock era.

Dream Girl era.

Why So Serious era.

Everybody era.

7. His Instagram updates. Yeap, you read right. His Instagram updates can make you choose him as your bias. Just click here and you’ll see.

8. Don’t watch “Hello Baby”. For sure you’ll fall in love with him.

9. Look at his cute gwiyomi.

10. The grand reason : ideal boyfriend and husband.

Onew version

JINNIE OPPA BIAS RUINER EXPERT

working to your heart by pretending that he does not know that he danced ALONE.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

and.. OH THAT.. THAT SO HANDSOME CAMERA SCREAM.. 

defending Andya just like this.. YOU WHY? WHY???

so he is muddy and wasted and hmm out of oxygen 

BUT WHY DO THAT LIKE IN A CF SHOOT WHY?!

when he attacked furiously and suddenly worries that he might have harmed someone ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

THAT BITING OF YOUR LIPS JINNIE.. PLEASE DON’T..

and this.. glorious moment when he GAVE ALL HIS STRENGTH TO WIN FOR SHINHWA T_T

no it does not end there  >>> he did bit his lower lip for the last time.. >.<

I AM HOPELESSLY RUINED NOW. SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE ME!!!

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

anonymous asked:

So who's your bias in suju I couldnt possibly know from your username I hope its not that l00ser Lee Hyukjae (*pics of hyuk spill from under trenchcoat*)

Who is my bias? Lee Hyukjae? Who said that? I don’t know him. Btw you talking about this guy?

Probably he is attractive too.. and a little just a little life ruiner?

Hmmm i don’t know him.. Maybe this less than perfect guy you are talking about?

Maybe he values his fans so much and reminds me why i love him this much, why he is so precious and there is no one like him like i feel my heart can explode… no i don’t know him..

Maybe when he smiles i feel he brightening some dark things to make my world happier..

And when he cries or when i see tears in his eyes, i feel like my heart wants to cry with him..

Or by any chance this dorky guy can make me laugh only by looking at the camera with his natural funny side…

I don’t know him.. just… the arrows he is shooting pierce my heart every day and more and more day by day. I really don’t know him.. Do you think i should?

iKon as Tumblr tags

Hanbin: #LOL #HAHAAH u loser #holy shit #HOlY SHIT # h o l y s h it #goodbye

Bobby: #i don’t like you #:))) #i’m okay #*jumps off a cliff* #wait what was this about the ugliest member?? #why tHE fucK u lyyYyyyYYYyiiiIIn

Jinhwan: #baby #i wanna hug him aw #okAY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS # HOLY SH IT 

Junhoe: #u sassy lil shit #ok junhoe ok #no #nopeeeee #nOpPpEEe #hahahaaAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAH no #hello yes 911 #…………………/dead

Yunhyeong: #lipbalm #yunbalm #he is such a bias list ruiner #)): #fml #husband material #i wanna have children with him #prince

Donghyuk: #awwww #he is such an angel??? #tbhhhhh #kill me pls

Chanwoo: #cutie #evil #lil shit #chanu pie #aw that was mean HAHAH he is still cute #he is so handsome??? #how??? #hOW / *kills a member* –> #he is so cuteeee