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23 Ways Dimitri From "Anastasia" Was A Major Heartthrob

1. First, look at that adorably floppy mop of hair.

If you grew up in the ’90s, strands of hair falling over deep brown eyes will forever have a psychosexual hold on you.

2. It’s not your fault, the animation was so amazing that he was just SO LIFELIKE.

3. You always wondered why you were so attracted to his voice, so husky and yet so soft.

4. And then you found out he was voiced by John Cusack.

As in John Cusack - the king of puppy-eyed ’80s heartthrobs.

Your heart never had a chance.

5. He saved Anya and her grandmother as a kid with no thought for himself, so you knew he was a good guy.

6. But then he grew up to become a minor con man, which makes him charmingly devious.

And in his defense, his career options as a former child kitchen boy in Revolutionary Russia were pretty slim.

7. You knew he’d call you out on being a pain in the ass, the way only someone who loves you would.

8. And that no matter how annoyed he was, he’d always be there for you when you needed him.

9. The man could sing…

I mean, it was more musically speaking, but whatever, he tried.

10. And waltz…

11. And fight demonic horse statues.

Yea, sure, grab that pole, it’ll totally help.

12. But he needed a little saving sometimes too and he was OK with that.

13. His face when he sees Anya in her gown is the face you want your man to have every time you get dressed up.

14. And the payoff is especially great because he was in denial about his feelings for her for so long.

Men wrestling with their burgeoning emotions is always hot.

15. All those moments they almost kissed defined sexual tension.

16. Seriously, even in life or death scenarios, they were still thinking about smooching.

Because the chemistry was THAT INTENSE.

17. And it was so sweet when she was nervous and he squeezed her hand to show his support.

So reserved, so solid.

18. And when he held her and told her everything would be all right when she had an awful nightmare.

All I want to do is be entwined in those brawny arms.

19. Your heart actually melted when he sacrificed himself for Anastasia AGAIN and then nobly departed because he thought he wasn’t good enough for her.

Look at him trying to put on a brave face. What a legend.

20. And then it flat-out broke when he didn’t even take the reward money and revealed his true angsty self.


21. But then the way he silently realized he was meant for her by finding the rose in his pocket was so beautifully understated.

22. And perfectly complemented his subsequent grand entrance.

Everybody loves a humble hero.

23. But this right here, this is the real reason no other man will ever compare:

Gentlemen, take notes.

  • How to Train your Dragon 2: Oh I want to see how awesome Hiccup and Toothless are in the sequel.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED ME
  • The Lego Movie: A movie about Legos seriously? Let's see how good it is.
  • The Book of Life: Wow I wanna know more about the Mexican culture~
  • Big Hero 6: Oh man, first Disney/Marvel animated movie! I hope it's awesome!
Broken Hearts Pt. 11

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“Great of you to join us (y/n)! I missed you so much baby,” Chanyeol smiled. “Go inside love, it’s cold.  I’ll be inside in a bit, I’m just taking care of roadblock in our relationship.”

I looked over at Sehun, he was holding his stomach. He was pushing against Chanyeol, whimpering in pain.  “Let him go, Chanyeol.”

“But, why baby? With him here, there is no us,” he pouted.  

“There hasn’t been an us in years Chanyeol,” I stated.  “Let him go, please.”

“Why? Do you love him?” 

I bit my lip and looked down, I felt the tears keep falling down my face.  I loved Sehun.  I loved him so fucking much.  I would do anything to make sure he gets out alive, even if that means sacrificing my life. 

“Oh my god. You love him. You’re so far up your dads fucking ass you forced yourself to love him,” Chanyeol growled.  “It’s okay though. I can put an end to this right now, and you can go back to loving me.”  

Chanyeol grabs Sehun by the collar and presses the blade into his neck.  I could see him pressing it hard enough to draw blood.

“NO! CHANYEOL! NO!” I put my hands out to him.  Chanyeol looked back over at me. “I’ll go with you. We can run away together.”

“We can?” he smiled. “But, what about him?”

“You let him go.  You let him go, and I go with you. We can leave, we can be together, just let him live.  Please.”

“Y/N, no.. Don’t do this.” Sehun pleaded. 

Chanyeol hit the back of Sehun’s knees to make him fall.  “Shut up, asshole.” He looked back at you.  “So, all I have to do is let him live?”

“Please..” Sehun whispered..

“Yes,” I said.

“Please.. Don’t.. y/n..” he cried.  

“I said shut the fuck up,” Chanyeol shouted.  He kicked Sehun in the side, and Sehun fell onto the floor, holding his wound.  Chanyeol walked over to me, placing his hand on my cheek.  

I can smell the iron on his hand, I can see the red stain of Sehun’s blood.  I cringed and closed my eyes, squeezing away the tears.  Chanyeol leaned in, whispering in my ear, “say you love me.. And I’ll do anything that you say.”

I suck in a breathe, and more tears come. I wanted to scream that I don’t fucking love him.  I love Sehun. But, if this is what I would have to do to get him to live, I will..

“I..” I whispered.

“Y/N. NO. YOU DON’T LOVE HIM.” Sehun screams.  Chanyeol’s face crumples and he turned to face Sehun.  I saw the blade in his hand.  Chanyeol was going to kill him this time.  

He started to race towards Sehun and my heart begun to race fast.

“I LOVE YOU, CHANYEOL!” I yell.  Chanyeol freezes his in steps.  “I was confused.. I thought I loved Sehun, but you were right.  You were always right.  I am just doing what my dad wants me to do.  Will you please forgive me?”

“I’ll always forgive you, baby.. You know I will,” he said, turning around to come back to me.  

“I want to stay with you, but if you kill him, you’ll go to jail.  And, if you’re in jail we can’t be together.  We can leave right now, leave Korea, and spend the rest of our lives together.  Don’t you want that?”

“Yes, baby.  That’s all I want,” Chanyeol leaned in, hovering over my lips. “I love you, y/n.”

“I love you too, Chanyeol..” he pressed his lips into mine.  I felt dirty.  I didn’t want him touching me.  I wasn’t his to kiss.  When he leans away from me, I smile despite the tears falling down my face.  “Channie, can you get me something to drink?  I want to say bye to Sehun.”

“Why would you want to do that?”

“He took care of me while you were away.  He brought us together again, didn’t he? I want to thank him for that.”

“Okay, make it quick.” He kisses me again and walked into the house.  

I run to Sehun, leaning down to help him sit down.  

“Y/n.. You don’t have to do this.” 

“Shh. Don’t talk.  I love you, okay? Be careful.  Here is my cell.  As soon as we leave, call the police and get some help,” I said, slipping my phone into his pocket.

“Please, don’t leave with him.  I will find a way out for us,” he pleaded.  

“Sehun, if I don’t go with him, he will kill you.  Let me do this for you.  You’ve done so much for me and honestly.. I owe you.  Thank you for loving me,” I said, leaning in to kiss him lightly on the cheek.

At that moment,  I was ripped away from the love of my life.  I spared one last look at him, watching as his head drops as he sobs.  

“Let’s go, now. Time for this story to end happily ever after,” Chanyeol said as I heard the click of a gun, and a loud boom.