this is why you are a life ruiner

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Lumiere:

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a

chair as the dining room proudly presents -

your life ruiner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Put our plotpoints to the test

Hold your handkerchief to cheek, cherie

And we’ll provide the rest

Death du jour - 

Feels we feel!

Why, you know, this isn’t real!

Try to suffer

Chip:

It’s delicious

Lumiere:

Don’t believe me? We are vicious!

They can sing, they can dance

Most of all – they have no chance!

And a climax here is never second best

Go on, unfold your crush

Take a glance and – hush! -

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

Lumiere and Chorus:

Fate ragout

Tears souffle

Souls and curses “en flambe”

Lumiere:

We’ll prepare and serve with flair

A tragicomic cabaret!

You’re alone

And you’re scared

But the story arch’s prepared

You are gloomy and complaining

While your woe is entertaining

We tell jokes, do a trick

You are helpless and you stick

Chorus:

And it’s all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You’ve won your own free pass

To be out guest

Lumiere:

If you’re stressed

It’s fine whining we suggest

Chorus:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! 

anonymous asked:

I fall in love with trash lord Anakin Skywalker because of your art. I don't even know is it good or bad, but thank you. If someone said me "Join the dark side, we have a lot of Shorelle's art", i will join them immediately. You are wonderful person.

oh my lord, thank you so much anon! I’m so glad you fell in love with this trash lord too, IT’S TOTALLY A GOOD THING and honestly am just really honoured because Anakin Skywalker is literally the reason why I got back into drawing a few years ago!

// uses this excuse to doodle our original Space Trash King (now in eternally sassy force ghost form!!) (/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ☆

Home Economics Student Jaehyun

Request: Home economics student au! Jaehyun (is that how they write it lmao??) your fellow class mate writes u a cookie recipe coz u can’t make them and he sneaks in some flirty notes?? Just an idea I had for a scenario :) use it if it suits ya? Xxxxx

A/N: this is really short and vague omg im so sorry

  • i’ll be writing it in this format so do request again if you want it to be in a scenario form!
  • okay i can relate to this because i can’t cook at all
  • and guess who’s my number one bias wrecker??
  • jeffrey :’)
  • okay let’s go

  • so you had been taking home economics for about a year now

  • not because you like it,
  • but because it doesn’t require much theory based knowledge and it involves food so
  • and thanks to you who always sleeps in home economics, you hardly even know how to cook
  • which is why you were thankful for having such a wonderful partner like Jaehyun
  • who basically knows how to cook EVERYTHING, even though he also sleeps in class
  • and you’re there like ?? how do you do that
  • so he helps you out whenever there’s tests or practical sessions, and you always manage to get a pass so you’re thankful for him
  • a really fun partner tbh
  • would call you randomly during class time and tell you random jokes
  • or even compliment you
  • and when pair work is required, most of the time you feel like a servant
  • because he hardly ever allows you to do anything
  • and he just orders you around and call you to do the basics
  • the most he’d let you do is to cook rice or something
  • “how do you even cook so well”
  • “skills”
  • “oh wow”
  • “i know ;))”
  • but sometimes he’s also so sweet,
  • “she did most of the work!! give her more marks”
  • “ what- i merely chopped some onions and-”
  • “and did the perfect seasoning which made the dish perfect, am i right Y/N??”
  • and you’re just there nodding
  • and when you thank him after,
  • “don’t need to, you just owe me one”
  • and that favour is to go out with him on a date after school
  • which turned out pretty well because you got to know more about him and how much of a life ruiner he is
  • and after that for some reason he started becoming more flirty and sweet around you
  • he already was before but it wasn’t as much
  • and you lowkey had a crush on him so your heart was just soft™
  • so one day the teacher decided have a ‘surprise’ test and want each of you to bake some cookies
  • which again, you didn’t know how to
  • you only knew how to eat them
  • so you sneaked a small note to jaehyun like always, “help a friend in need”
  • and he gives you a smirk
  • “why should i?”
  • you glare at him, “because my life depends on this, come on jaehyun, we’re really close right?”
  • “i feel that we could be closer though”
  • and you start whispering to him, “what? i need the recipe jae, i know you know it”
  • “well im not telling you”
  • “wth why”
  • and he gives you the cutest and innocent smile ever and you’re like ??confused??
  • next thing you know he raises up his hand and calls out to the teacher
  • “both me and y/n don’t know how to make them”
  • and the teacher just glares at yall and shakes her head, “see in detention after school today, i just taught this last week”
  • and you hit jaehyun with a shocked expression and he just laughs
  • then he leans down to you, “wanted to spend more time with you”
  • later that detention he’s just busy saying bad and cheesy pick up lines to you
  • while you’re trying not to laugh and cringe at all of them
  • “you may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree.. but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me”
  • “oh my god, this is so cringy”
  • “hey at least it’s good”
  • “try another one”
  • “can i borrow a kiss? i promise i’ll give it back”
  • “no thanks”
  • “i know you want it”
  • and he smirks and leans towards you again
  • and you blush like mad because he’s never been that close to you before
  • but he stops and just laughs at your reaction
  • “do i know you? because you look like my next girlfriend”
  • and your heart just melts for some reason
  • “i wouldn’t mind though”
  • and he gives that big smile again which makes you weak!!
  • his eyes are all lit up right now
  • “are you serious?”
  • “i mean… if you don’t want to it’s fine”
  • and he just leans down to kiss you, and you feel the softest pair of lips ever
  • and your heart just beats like mad
  • until you hear your teacher yelling again
  • “jung jaehyun and y/n, i asked you to attend detention, not show off your kissing skills or something, stay back for two more hours”
  • but the both of you just giggle
  • “i guess more time spent together hehe”

i finally hit my first big milestone in followers on my blog the other day so i figured, why not do a little follow forever to celebrate my friends and mutuals? we might not yet have interacted, or maybe we have, but really only in or out of character; either way— this one is for all of you ! ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀


&& the life ruiners. 

the ones whose writing and characterisation i’m forever obsessed with, who i not only consider my thread partners but also my friends and basically ruin my life on a pretty regular thread basis ;

          @mumused@pianokeysandbowties 

&& the thread partners.

the ones i occasionally get to write with, who i admire as writers and whose characters are absolutely adorable, each and every single one ;

          @aboylikethat@aceblvck@brcckens@devilinarcddress@elliott-starchild@epicisms@fashicniista@hopelesswxnderers@hurricaneindies@mchumsindie@shenaniganelous@ofchxrisma ♡ @untraditionallysmart@warriortreegoddess 

&& the mutuals. 

the ones i can’t help but admire from afar, who make my dash an amazing place and who i can’t wait to hopefully one day write and interact with ; 

          @adamcrxwford@afterhcurs@amillionvoices@awakc@bcingnicesucks@berryinthebigapple@dancerisms@donutwaitress@dundcrmifflin@eternalstud@emotionalgrenades@fatedgods@forgedstories@glossophobias@howxrudex@hunterslatte@hypersomnolent ♡ @idyllicism@impcrfections@indiesamevans@killerblonde@mindsdefined@needspeople@nxsaint@ofberries@ofcrmes@offershope@ofmanyworlds@ofserein@ofstarrynights@oncetragic@pinpilinpaux@reattachmcnts@recklessyovths@reigningwiidow@shorelost@singthesewords@soulhcart@stberrywrites@stillgcy@thelcveclvb@theoriginalbadasspuckerman@tremulousalto@toleaveamark@underarrcst ♡ @vulgcr@warbleralways ♡ @warricrhearted ♡ @withstoopid ♡ @wrcngbitch

  • How to Train your Dragon 2: Oh I want to see how awesome Hiccup and Toothless are in the sequel.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED ME
  • The Lego Movie: A movie about Legos seriously? Let's see how good it is.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEE
  • The Book of Life: Wow I wanna know more about the Mexican culture~
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Big Hero 6: Oh man, first Disney/Marvel animated movie! I hope it's awesome!
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fangirls language

This is a guide for those who try to read a fangirl’s blog and understand it.

  1. “Bias” = the person you like the most
  2. “Guns” = arm muscles
  3. “I hate you” = I fucking love you but you ruin my life
  4. “Asdfghjkl” = I’m so excited I can’t write real words
  5. “I wanna punch you in the face” = another way to say you ruin my life
  6. “to ship” = from relationship, term used when you pair 2 people you would like to be together
  7. “OTP” = One True Pair, but fangirls have more than one
  8. “Life ruiner” = your bias and his talent/charm/look makes you dedicate your life to him so tha’t why he/she ruins your life
  9. “I can’t” = when you’re too fascinated by sth your bias does
  10. “What is air” = 1. when you see a hot picture/gif and you literally can’t breath; 2. when you see a funny post/picture/gif and you can’t breath bc of how much you laugh
  11. “I’m crying” = whenever your bias does sth
  12. “Ultimate bias” = that one person you will forever love no matter how many biases you already have
  13. “Are you even real?” = when you see a nice picture of your bias
  14. “Comeback” = when your favorite artist/band release a new song/album
  15. “Why are you doing this to me?” = whenever your bias do sth
  16. “Fandom” = second family

You can add more of those. 

let’s play 20 questions

I was tagged by @anoutlandishidea and @sapphiresassenach and @iwanttodriveyouthroughthenight

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 amazing people you’d like to get to know better.

Name: Gotham

Nickname: Gothie, Batman, Life Ruiner

Birth Month: September

Height: 5′ 5.5″

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Favorite Fruit: Peaches

Favorite Season: Autumn

Favorite Book: Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Favorite Flowers: Roses

Favorite Scent: Chocolate cake when it’s baking in the oven

Favorite Animal: Probably penguins

Favorite Beverage: Coffee

Average Hours of Sleep: 6.5/night

Favorite Fictional Characters: Billy Pilgrim, Winston Smith, David St. Hubbins, Yoda, the MacManus brothers

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 4

Dream Trip: the Trans-Siberian Express

Blog Created: June 2015

Number of Followers: ~2,600

I tag: @bonnie-wee-swordsman @diversemediums @sapphiresassenach @writtenthroughtime @westerhos @tammywt and anyone else who wants to join in!