this is why i wear make up

lancesexual  asked:

lance has a marijuana leaf belly ring that he wears as a joke even tho he has never smoked in his life,,, and it's the one he was wearing when they found blue,, , , , so now he's stuck in space forever with a weed in his belly button and he's gotta carry that shame with him wherever he go

omg ok so like you know how in the first episode Hunk and Lance were gonna sneak out and hit the town, what if Lance put on that weed leaf belly ring because he thought it would make him look cooler (he probably bought it as a joke, but also it’s dangly and pretty and let him live) but then all that shit happened so he ended up in space, with that weed ring on his belly button and nothing to swap it out with. and that’s why he went to the earth nostalgia store in the Space Mall because he was looking for A N Y T H I N G else to wear. 

also imagine him so going to the space mall equivalent of claire’s bye 

goodvibes24hrs  asked:

I don't know why but I kind of see you as the mad scientist. You got the sweet hair and sweet style. Get your self a Lab coat made out of pink leather 💖

GOALS! ! ! that’s so flattering if only i were as good at science as i were interested in it 

i have this gif of me from one of my physics class videos bc tbh i’m not gonna make up excuses i loved wearing that coat she was Feeling Herself that day 

anonymous asked:

U know what mila offline since the day L shut cs down. And the next day L upload 🦋 on her pic before she off to tokyo. And latest L video her lip swollen . I think mila met her in tokyo or osaka. That is why her lip swollen like a hell huge upper lip and lolo wear a hoodies covered up hickey?. I maybe delusional but mila missing is something. And shawn upload their cover just to make daddy lolo jelly and media support shawnmila 😂. B4 laucy leaked both indirect message they missing each other

hey welcome back swollen lip anon 👋 😀

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remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)

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Remember the white dress i wore all through that film? George came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“Ok, I’ll bite,” I said. “Why?” and he said: “Because… there’s no underwear in space.”

He said it with such conviction. Like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

He explained. “You go into space and you become weightless. Then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

I think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

Cute Breakfast Cat Facts
  • Whenever I get out of the shower, Hash Brown jumps onto the counter and waits. I lean down and make a kissy face, and she headbutts my mouth. After she gets her kiss she leaves.
  • Eggs Benedict stands on his hind legs and kneads my thighs anytime I’m cooking. I wear fishnets and lace tights a lot and he frequently ends up stuck.
  • Hash Brown is so soft that she’s actually slippery. That’s why every photo of her sitting on the top of the sofa is of her trying not to slide off, like this:
  • French Toast is so love with my husband that when he’s on business trips she will circle the hallway and meow mournfully for hours. Nothing I do can console her until he returns.
  • Eggs loves having his tummy rubbed, but only if you use your foot. No hands allowed. He’s very serious about this rule.
  • Hash Brown likes finding hair ties and dropping them into her water bowl. If her water bowl already has a hair tie in it, she’ll store any additional hair ties under the bathroom scale. One time we found 7 of them under there.
  • Eggs Benedict and French Toast often synchronize poses.

This has been Breakfast Cat Facts! I hope they made your day a little better.

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Potter has done too much for me for me to ever want to shit all over it. I’m never going to say: ‘Don’t ask me questions about that’. I remember reading an interview with Robert Smith from The Cure. Somebody said to him: ‘Why do you still wear all that makeup, don’t you feel a bit past it?’ And he said: ‘There are still 14-year-olds coming to see The Cure for the first time, dressed like that. I’d never want to make them feel silly.’ It’s a similar thing with Potter. People are still discovering those books and films. It would be awful for them to find out the people involved had turned their backs on it. Though sometimes, people do come up and say ‘I loved you in The Woman in Black,’ which is really sweet. That’s them knowing that it matters to me that I’ve done other stuff.

Favorites of 2016

Idk why, but I wanted to make a post of my favorite pieces that I’ve written in 2016 (some self positivity maybe idk lol)

Feel free to let me know your favorites (bc it would make me really happy), either off this list or something I didn’t include from my main writing list 😊

My Writing

Drarry

Scorbus

Wolfstar

Deamus

Jeddy

Linny

Flintwood

Dad!Draco

A little head canon of mine for Saeran. Had this stuck in my mind, so I will do the rest of the asks later. ;u;

So, have you ever wondered why a cute little blob turned into this guy with an edgy look? I mean, he looked so cute and pure before, and now he wears all  red with black leather lol

Honestly, I wonder why Rika allowed him to dress like this. I mean, judging by the threads she was wearing in Secret 1, the uniform should be something like robes or whatnot, but here Saeran is, being all different.

So there are two reasons I thought up for him changing his attire so drastically:

1. So he wouldn’t be underestimated anymore.

Saeran is a precious smol child who grew up sickly, neglected and malnourished. With his “special treatment” and all by Rika, I’m sure there must’ve been some scuffles with the members of Mint Eye before.

So, Saeran changing his appearance is like making yourself look bigger when you’re facing against a mountain lion.

2. He’s chuunibyou (his dark past).

If you don’t know what chuunibyou is, look it up lol

I recall the part where Saeyoung reads Saeran a story, and it’s about a dark lord who gives up his magic to become human again to be with the girl he loves. But then Saeran says he’d rather be the dark lord with magic, able to do whatever he wanted.

I mean, his entire design just screams out chuunibyou to me lolololol

- White hair with pink highlights
- Colored contacts, but if he slips one of them off he’ll have dual colored eyes lolol
- He wears a mask that covers the bottom half of his face and changes his voice (how though?)
- He has a black leather choker
- He wears those leather bracelets with spikes (which I imagine would be very clunky and get in the way while hacking, so idk why he even has them lolololol)
- He slips off his coat halfway off his shoulder, JUST so people can see his cool tattoo
- His tattoo is highly stylized and looks like it could be some sort of magic seal like the ones we always see in anime lololol
- His lines are practically all delusional when he is the villain, and he believes he is working for something greater with a giant ambition etc etc etc

So my conclusion is that Mint Eye Saeran is a chuunibyo lololololol (I mean, even the age would fit, since Saeran was taken when he was around 15 and would be in middle school normally at that age)

Since he rarely changes throughout the game, he must’ve really liked those clothes lol I would’ve drawn fire around his hand or something but I can’t make it look good so I gave up lolol 

Ah, this is dragging on. I’ll stop it here.

screen portrayals of jo march ranked by butchness

I’ve never seen any of these but does jo even cut her hair off in any of them? has anyone even read the book?

katharine hepburn (1933)

sorry katharine, but there’s just nothing redeeming here. I guess she’s leaning against the mantel? that’s a little butch.

1980 anime christmas special

pretty bad. the mom wears some kind of waistcoat thing in this so I don’t know why they put jo in this weird ruffled dress with that ugly brooch

susan day (1978)

wrong hair color, but they still got her mostly right. the plaid on plaid makes up for the bow. (she marries william shatner in this movie)

june allyson (1949)

this is a butch outfit. the colors are really masculine and I like the collar and that weird square pattern. they could have taken it a lot further, but a really good effort. also the first google image result was from afterellen, so I’m giving her points for that. I would probably marry this woman.

winona ryder (1994)

thanks.

10 responses to the Phrase “Man up”

1: F*ck you
2: If you want to question my masculinity like a schoolyard circle of curses, like a swordfight with lightsabers save your breath. Because contrary to what you may believe, not every problem can be fixed by “growing a pair”. You cannot arm-wrestle you way out of chemical depression. The CEO off the company that just laid you off does not care how much you bench.
And I promise, there is no Lite Beer in the universe full-bodied enough to make you love yourself.
3: Man up? Oh, that’s that new superhero right? Mild-mannered supplement salesman Mark Manstrong says the words “MAN UP” and then transforms into THE FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW; the massively-muscled, deep-voiced, leather-duster-wearing super-man who defends the world from… I don’t know, feelings.
4: Of course, why fight to remove our chains when we can simply compare their lengths? Why step outside the box when the box has badass flames decals on it?
We men are cigarettes: dangerous, and …poisonous, and stupid
5: You ever notice how nobody ever says “woman up”? They just imply it.
Because woman, and the women’s movement, figured out a long time ago that being explicitly ordered around by commercials, magazines and music is dehumanizing. When will men figure that out?
6: The phrase “man up” suggests that competence and perseverance are uniquely masculine traits. That woman - Not to mention any man that doesn’t eat steak, drive a big pick-up truck and have lots of sex with women - are nothing more than background characters, comic relief, props. More than anything, though, it suggests that to be yourself, whether you wear skinny jeans, rock a bit of eyeliner, drink another brand of beer, or write poetry - will cost you
7: How many boys have to kill themselves before this country acknowledges the problem? How many women have to be assaulted? How many trans people have to be murdered? We teach boys how to wear the skin of a man, but we also teach them how to raise that skin like a flag and draw blood for it.
8: Boy babies get blue socks. Girl babies get pink socks. What about purple? What about green? What about orange, yellow, chartreuse, cerulean, black, tie-dyed, buffalo plaid, rainbow?
9: I want to be free to express myself. Man up. I want to have a meaningful, emotional relationship with my brother. Man up.
I want to be weak sometimes. Man up.
I want to be strong in a way that isn’t about physical power or dominance. Man up.
I want to talk to my dad about something else than sports or economics. Man up
I want to be who I am. Man up
10: no

—  poetic-pianist, Guante

This is how ship hate works.

You are walking in the streets in your pretty dress and 4 inch heels. Then, a random stranger blocks your way.

“Hold up girl. Why are you wearing those heels and that skimpy dress?”

“I want to…?”

“BUT THEY MAKE ME UNCOMFORMTABLE. LIKE REALLY. WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THAT?!”

“Dude, chill. They are just clothes.”

“Exactly. They are just clothes. Now, take them off.”

They strip shippers, the fandom, of all its potential for great content.

okay but the whole vax + cloaks + rq champion’s armor + stealthing deal got me thinking

why do rogues wear leather tho doesn’t leather creak and make noise

i mean i guess if you break it in it won’t make as much noise as brand new leather but i feel like if you want to be as quiet as possible wouldn’t you wear tight-fitting clothes made of soft fabrics instead??? 

and why the cloak as well i mean it could catch on edges/knock things over/drag on the floor/become a choking hazard if someone grabs it??? flipping the hood up also reduces field of vision so your overall ability to perceive takes a hit as well.

i don’t…….. get it

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them sentence starters

Note:These were taken from the trailers and contain no spoilers 

  • “ I want to be a wizard. ”
  • “ Welcome to New York. ”
  • “  I won’t let another one die. “
  • “ Time is running out.”
  • “  I refuse to bow down anymore. “
  • “   I ask all of you, who does this protect? Us or them? “
  • “  We’ve lived in the shadows for too long. “
  • “  We got a plan, right, guys? “
  • “   They need our help. “
  • “  I don’t think I’m dreaming.  “
  • “   I ain’t got the brains to make this up.  “
  • “   Don’t panic. “
  • “  There’s absolutely nothing to worry about. “
  • “   But why would I have to wear something like this?  “
  • “ Contain this, or it’ll mean war. “
  • “ You wiped his memory, right? The No-Maj.”
  • “ No-Maj, the non-wizard! “
  • “  Sorry, we call them muggles. “
  • “  No human can do what this thing is capable of. “
  • “  News travels fast. “
  • “ First trip to America? “
  • “  Anything edible in there?  “
  • “ Must get that fixed. “
  • “  What gave it away? “
  • “  You’re an interesting person. “
  • “ They  lost something, I’m going to help them.

I think they realized that trans theory makes no fucking sense, because woman =/= female but trans women are female but cis women are also female so what’s the difference between the two, why is one trans in the first place, and gender identity is innate and based on stereotypes like pink and submissiveness but also that’s sexist, gender =/= gender stereotypes, it’s based on some ~magical woman feeling~ but transition always somehow includes wearing high heels and getting dolled up, but trans women are “more woman” than cis women because they chose to be women, which means it’s not innate, but most trans people know they’re trans because they were drawn to the opposite gender role, but being transgender is smashing the gender binary, but also genderfluid people wear dresses on the days when they’re girls and pants on the days when they’re boys, but gender isn’t a binary it’s a spectrum,

so they literally just gave up and said “woman has no definition”

lol i wonder why this type of scrutiny never happens to the definition of “man”

Rupphire
  • Sapphire: Ruby, why did we just unfuse?
  • Ruby: Sapphire! I have a very important confession to make!
  • Sapphire: You like to steal my dresses and wear them while nobody is looking. You do not have to tell me, I already know.
  • Ruby: What? N-no! That's not it!
  • Sapphire: Then what could it be?
  • Ruby: Sapphire, you see, there are no proper words in the dictionary that can describe how much I love you, so I took the matter of finding a song that could help me find the words.
  • Sapphire: Oh, I believe I know where this is going...
  • (Ruby presses play button on boombox and holds it up in the air)
  • Boombox: OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
  • Sapphire: Oh my goodness. Never change, Ruby.

To be honest, pilot John Watson looks as horny as a sexually deprived buffalo.

Originally posted by sherlockjw

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John out for the hunt with shirt unbuttoned for more emphasis on his intentions, also undershirt visible the old-fashioned manly way to point at the raw unceremonious fuck that is promised

Originally posted by cucumberbenny

The subtlety of platonic affection right there  *the beast inside me roars verses of eternal friendship*

Originally posted by sannapersikka

seriously what THE FUCK is this come to papa Sherly boy let’s see how accurate your deductions were

I mean, isn’t this frankly a little creepy like  he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up…

I think they were going to make John a five continents Watson instead of three but they eventually realised it was a bit too much, that’s why John now wears 5 jumpers and 3 jackets one over the other