this is why i dont take anything seriously

  • Sasuke: (recalls the fuss Konoha made about Naruto's wedding)
  • Sakura: (walkes into the room)
  • Sasuke: Sakura, why nobody got me a wedding gift?
  • Sakura: What? Um... eh... well, Sasuke-kun we did have a rather private ceremony, it was just the two of us so not many people knew about it. But my parents gave us that fancy tea set, remember? Oh, and Naruto and Kakashi sent us those books...
  • Sasuke: Those were couple gifts. You got plenty of stuff for yourself. Like the earrings, cosmetics...
  • Sakura: (blushing) Well the Icha Icha books were more for you...
  • Sasuke: They were dumb, just to make fun of me. Why didn't I get any useful things?
  • Sakura: (struggling to speak) I- um-...
  • Sasuke: ... (frowns)
  • Karin: (jumps into the room) Cuz nobody in Konoha likes youuu!
  • Suigetsu: (follows) Oooh savage!!!
  • Sasuke: (pauses)...And why didn't you guys give me anything?
  • Karin: ...Whoops. We forgot.
  • Sasuke: (glares)
  • Suigetsu: ...Team Taka retreat!


[And that, kids, is why this blog is getting worse and worse as it goes.]

- Mod Static (Scatter)

Idubbbz and Tana Mongeau - when you pick the wrong guy to fuck with

Oh boy, this drama is gunna be messy.

This is probably going to be less of a rant and more of a warning annnnd slightly educational.. lol

actually im just really angsty today, seen all this slander about one of the best youtubers to exist, so i gotta vent here we go

What happens when your channel is run-of-the-mill clickbait-y shit, can’t take a joke/dont know what satire is, and you call out the most savage person to ever internet whose entire platform is based on decimating YouTube careers without refute?

Dear god Tana, do you know what you’ve gotten yourself into? I would say she’s oblivious, but I don’t think that’s the case. Her first tweet to idubbbz before all this happened was back in December (I believe? Too lazy to find it rn) where she called him out on his use of “the N word” and “retard”. What I find ironic is that directly after that she told him to kill himself 😂(butthatsnunofmybusiness). Irony is a beautiful thing.

ANYWHO, to anyone who finds these offensive and racist and isn’t familiar with idubbbz, sit the fuck down a moment. (If ur offended and traumatized by “the n word” and other shit like that u may want to shield your eyes in the next part to avoid being traumatized. Wouldn’t want to end up like Tana, would we?) *ahem* now listen up buttercup

1. The term “n***er faggot” and “gay retard” pertain to people who have said it to idubbbz in the past in hate videos. He is parodying those people who tried to demean him by saying those things. it is a long running joke on his channel.

2. His channel content consists of this amazing concept called s a t i r e. If you don’t know what that means, look it up, remember it, don’t forget it, because that term will allow you to thrive on the internets and most likely survive in the real world. With its power you can have fun, and experience freedom in elevated proportions. Any slur he uses is never used in seriousness - like I said, it is a long running parody on his channel. He is not intentionally being racist or offensive or whatever other label you can pull out your ass.

3. Learn to laugh ffs? This dude legit has vids of eating shit out of sewers and dumpsters. Why. Why would you take anything he says seriously

Now to the rant part yey

The thing that pisses me off the most is the blatant. fucking. lie Tana told. She described in her video that Ian had put her in a “choke hold” of some sort, which i’d expect to be around the fucking neck right? And apparently, he was also talking really loudly goading her to say “the n word”

now here’s the reality:

(here’s the OG vid)

wow he’s just choking the life out of her makE IT STOP WHAT A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE

Things i do see: A genius joke

Things i dont see: a choke hold, loud voice, or goading of any kind

For those still confused as to what the joke is, is goes back to her december tweet. he must have found it funny. her tweet is so ironic and priceless how could he not? its the most atypical idiotic white girl tweet from a youtuber, so he decided to show up at her expensive-ass meet and greet to continue the joke (which im hoping was intended for a future content cop in the first place). He’s standing there as if taking a picture with her, and here is the best part. Instead of “say cheese,” he says “say n***er”.



some people just arent worthy. the world doesnt deserve you, idubbbz. im sorry.

another thing; she said in her younow mental breakdown that it was idubbbz himself who sent his followers to bully her. bitch where? he didnt say a damn thing (yet). She’s kinda done this to herself entirely, and is now wondering why. First off she started this shit on twitter, then lied, then attacked him on twitter for something he didnt even do?? what. the fuck? he did absolutely nothing but try to make a joke. you know what in some ways i feel bad for her not only because she’s unwittingly screwed with the most immortal community on youtube right now, but because she cant see the problem is her and it’s only going to get worse if she keeps it up jfc. I dont necessarily think she’s the worst person on yt either (though i havent watched many of her vids). If she didn’t blow things out of proportion she might’ve been able to salvage what she had left of her yt career. I guess sometimes mediocre content isnt enough. Often times I hope idubbbz just let’s it go for her sake but…idk, he hasn’t done anything yet and who the hell knows. Honestly I don’t like people being sent hate. But when ur ignorant its gonna fucking happen. Especailly when you think you’re morally superior to someone when you are in no place. ESPECIALLY when you dont know the facts. Choose your battles wisely.

anyway I’m not even entirely pissed at the situation, but ooo the god awful fans of hers. They’re taking e v e r y thing in idubbbz videos out of context and making them ‘offensive’ to push their anti-dubbbz agenda. Like, did yall actually watch the videos?? satire ????? ironic humour ???? do any of you know what this is???? do you even fuckin meme bro ?? ? ? ? why would i expect any less from the fans of this type of melodramatic girl who makes shitty content??? and just slander and misinfo in general dear fucking god when will the sjw trend die

well i only have one last thing to say about this: Tana, say goodbye to your youtube career. you wanted to milk this, you couldnt just solve this in peace. instead of owning up to your mistakes you’re going to play the victim, like every other youtuber that gets destroyed. The rest of the sane internet can smell that content cop from here.

TL;DR: do not fuck with the god of youtube comedy. it will not end as planned. Just go with the joke next time, aight?

nuff said.

anonymous asked:

BTS gif reaction when their s/o is bored so she's trying to annoy them in order to get scolded, thank u :)))

Heya sweet! Thank you for requesting and I hope you like it ~~

Yoongi : If we’re honest we all know what Yoogi’s like with things that annoy him and he would 100% hate it. Just looking over at you like ‘What the hell is this girl doing rn?’ (Unimpressed Yoongi)

Taehyung : Taehyung being the little fluff ball he is, would humor you straightaway, pulling you into his arms “Jagi if you wanted my love and attention all you have to do was ask”

Hoseok: He would take the bait almost immediately making faces at you from a across the room as he says “Look I can be annoying too” 

Jimin: He woudnt waste a second using the situation to his advantage looking her up and down “Naughty girls get punished, you know that right jagi?”

Jungkook: Being the little shit he is, he’d end up finding it not only simultaneously cute and hilarious that you were trying so hard to annoy him but see it as a game of who can another the other the most “Ya, dont underestimate me”  

Namjoon:  He woudnt be able to keep it in for long as he clenches his fists trying to expel the irritation “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!”

Seokjin: I think he’d end up taking it really seriously and he’s sit you down and ask you if anything was wrong, worried that maybe he had done something to upset you. Jin not realizing you were just bored.   

the-outsiders-slut  asked:

People always write Darry as some 40-yr old dad who doesn't get anything ☹️ like he's 20 he probably knows more about the shit then you lot. Like can we not get old man Darry hc like HES SO YOUNG


  • <p> <b>Family member:</b> "why dont you wear make up?"<p/><b>Me:</b> "oh i just dont prefer it haha."<p/><b>Me inside:</b> " because as a person who identifies as non binary, i dont want you to think it was a phase and im not non binary anymore if i do and due to your lack of understanding on how this works i dont want to deal with your bullshit about how i was "feminine" the entire time, and that you wont take me seriously anymore when i say i dont identify as anything.<p/><b>Me:</b> "yea, i just...don't, prefer it..."<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

the thing that bothers me the most about fake-deep jokes in general is that i love discussion and finding the deeper meanings of things and it kinda hurts when ur trying to discuss and theorize and someone blows/brushes u off... like what you're trying to get across doesn't mean anything and ur just being annoying and it's just really off-putting and kinda discouraging. like i know it's not for everyone but...just let people be, you know?

same…. im similar. i get annoyed about it bc hes thinking aloud, hes excited by these thoughts and ppl are just like “ok whatever lol”.. like thats happened to me a lot like u n its really rude. 

idk if it was just a joke i wouldnt care but ppl genuinely dont take namjoon seriously n thats why i get pissed

anonymous asked:

Be honest don't you ever get tired and fed up with Jared and his nonsense? I love that you defend him, but honestly that man is exhausting to stan for. Especially when sometimes all we get to see him are from his trolls' social media. Sometimes Jared is just..meh. How do you stay so positive and loving when it comes to him?

cause he’s so much funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. and like, hello?

i mean…

are you seeing this??

cause like i just wanna make sure you’re seeing this:

do you swear you have complete faculty of your eyeballs, cause:

and he’s all sometimes like:

but still?

and then this shit was bananas:


and then like please, whatever you do, just do not forget:

or this:

and like i know you wanna be all like: oh no please no more - but really:

then like this too, of course:

but in between all that:

like how can you not just:

also tho:

cause it’s just too much sometimes:

and in conclusion:

and obvs like a good 98.79% of what i write on here is just utter bullshit.

the secret sometimes is to barely take anything seriously, including Jarè, a doi.

Seven and potatoes
  • Yoosung: hey seven, try my new dish
  • 707: hmm, what is this...?
  • Yoosung: wait. what?
  • 707: o_o this is... interesting. what is it???
  • Yoosung: it's a baked potato...
  • 707: a baked.. what??
  • Yoosung: potato
  • 707: o: a "potato"... neva heard of it. looks gud!!
  • Yoosung: r u srs rn???
  • 707: what??? is something wrong?
  • 707: I don't... bc i don't?? i told u, i haven't seen it before. this word is new to me... ?
  • Yoosung: seven, u're kidding me right??? u can't be srs
  • 707: Yoosung, I seriously have never seen a potato in my life. I didn't know what a potato was until you gave it to me. And I really don't know what it is besides food. I really have nothing else to say.
  • Yoosung: ...
  • 707: *takes a bite* TASTESs VerY STRANGe!!
  • Yoosung: .......... SEVEN
  • 707: What????
  • Yoosung: you need to leave right now
  • 707: What?? why??? i didn't do anything wrong
  • Yoosung: y-you... i can't believe my friend doesn't know what a fucking potato is...
  • 707: language...
  • 707: hey... don't say god's name in vain... :(
  • Yoosung: fuck you im leavin
  • 707: ... :( I just... don't know what potatoes r. y u gotta be like dis??? also... im not gay... but does jumin han is gay????
  • Yoosung: >:( stop tryna change the topic. i h8 u
  • - Yoosung has left the chatroom -
  • 707: LOLOLOLOL ^_^

anonymous asked:

Jackbum is my OTP but you're turning me into a 2jae (actually youngjae x everyone) stan omg he's such a bright ray of sunshine :') Thank you for showing him (and the rest of dork7) so much love <3

Hi anony <3

Oops, sorry haha but really, Youngjae is so loveable, everyone is always showing him affection <33 and i love it! 

I mean, I’m all in for Jackbum, Jackson ships himself with everyone haha and Jaebutt is cheater~ haha i’m kidding, and I’m all in for JJP, but it’s hard when 2jae ships themselves[x x], and even Jinyoungie ships 2jae xD Look at that push :)

But honestly anony, I can ship everyone with Youngjae, because he gets so much love, just like Jackson, but every single pair, has this cute thing they have <3

[X and X]
But yeah, Youngbam, haha, so rare xD

But that is not all ^^

Wooyoung, it is so cute, and I love how Wooyoung compliments sunshine <3 [link]

And, Taehyung?:

Oooh, right behind Bummie’s back.. [Credit: Puyz9193]

And also Dowoon, from Day6 ^^ Country boys <33 (with Jinyoungie too) Imagine them speaking satoori/dialect, omg! And I think he was also a trainee for a short time <3 [Linky]

I even ship him and the plastic spoon, though it ended badly :( [Link]

My point: Love Youngjae, i ship it <3
(Romantic or not, brotp, etc..)

I love when people love/help/compliment Youngjae <3 it doesn’t have to be romantic or anything, just something to show him he is loved and appreciated, since i can’t show or hug him (////^////) why do i make myself cry */.\*

Sorry this is a long post /.\ but it’s my day off (_  _)

soundsandunderbounds  asked:

DashBored isn't on sale right now

Just looked it up. What the… heck… is this….

Do people understand that the trailer of a game is a vital selling point… I didn’t see anything really appealing in that trailer?? The description of the game does have some interesting info, but not everyone reads the description.

But what’s exciting about this game??? What makes someone want to play it??? Why would y-

I’m in

Have you ever felt like sometimes the fandoms you’re in take some random shits too seriously like is that worth the fight??? And you kinda sit in front of your computer watching all the fuss erupting like

@ little mix no offence but you all should make one of these things where you answer questions on tumblr bc i have so many like why is the ot4 so real??? why is pesy so real?? jeleigh??? lerrie??? every ship?? also you girls are actually real?? cause all of you sounds amazing live ??? and make amazing covers with like 3 different songs and y’all sound like angels like ??? i dont mind if u guys are aliens or anything im cool with it as long as you guys take me with all of u, also would you girls let us hear the 100 songs you have write  that didnt make it to the album??? do we get a chance?? do we have to fight someone?? i can do it i can fight someone im ready

Underestimating the Power of Social Media - September 26th, 2016
  • <p> <b>Judy:</b> NICK!<p/><b>Nick *in the other room*:</b> ...uh oh.<p/><b>Judy:</b> NICHOLAS WILDE ANSWER ME<p/><b>Nick *tries to stay silent*:</b> ...<p/><b>Judy *stomps into the room, her face deep red and her hands balled into fists*:</b> WHAT. IS. THIS.<p/><b>Nick:</b> Um... A cell phone?<p/><b>Judy:</b> DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME. WHAT IS THIS-<p/><b>Nick:</b> Whoa. Language. Let me stop you there, Fluff. Tell me in your inside voice what the problem is. Mmkay?<p/><b>Judy *takes a deep breath*:</b> Why... Is there a picture... Of us on my couch... On your Snarlbook Wall?<p/><b>Nick:</b> So I'm in trouble for posting a picture of us?<p/><b>Judy:</b> No, you're in trouble for posting a picture of us with the caption "Cute little bun needed a nap with her fluffy fox"<p/><b>Nick:</b> ..........<p/><b>Judy:</b> ......... Explain.<p/><b>Nick:</b> I still dont see the problem.<p/><b>Judy:</b> Nick! I spent all this time building up a reputation so animals would take me seriously! No one is going to call me anything but adorable after seeing this... Plus, they're gonna think we're together!<p/><b>Nick:</b> Hm. Okay I think...I think I see where you're coming from. Look, I'll just take the picture down okay? No harm done.<p/><b>Judy:</b> ... You'd better hope no one saw this yet... Because if they did...<p/><b>Nick:</b> Trust me! No one saw! Can I have my phone back?<p/><b></b> *Judy throws his phone at him and stomps away*<p/><b>Nick *waits till she's gone, frantically pulls up the post, freezes*:</b> GAH! 300 likes already?!? I'm gonna die. *deletes picture*<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

i feel a bti troubled, because the yogs don't seem to take the sjin thing seriously because they have to know by now what's going on... but they don't do anything... idk you're the nicest person to speak to i know and i dont really know i'm just sad about it??

it is troubling. i guess we can understand why they would remain silent- acknowledging this could mean a lot of negativity is brought to their brand, and this guy has almost 2 million subscribers- not a tiny channel, not a tiny proportion, not a tiny loss. business is a notoriously cutthroat and immoral world, and the yogscast is undoubtably a business, and a successful and large one too. they most certainly know this is going on. it leaves us with the reality that they do not want to address it, they want to let everybody believe the girls are lying, they don’t want to have the proper conversations with and about a man under their employ and his exploitative relationships with fans. some people take silences to these issues as an admission of guilt- with how ruthless and proactive and vocal they are about fake accounts etc, this is most certainly on their radar, and if it was false, then i’m sure they would certainly have made that clear. 

it is sad. over the past years i’ve become very very disillusioned with the youtube community as a whole: when more creators than i can count on all of my fingers, men who i looked up to, supported, engaged with since i was 12 years old, were outed as manipulators, abusers, rapists, and more, the thin veil came crashing down. you can’t tell how somebody really is just from their videos. they have full editorial control, and with that, they display to you a carefully vetted version of themselves and their lives. with how popular youtube now is, realise that this too is immoral cutthroat business, it’s a money game. think critically about what you’re being shown.