this is why i dont have kids

anonymous asked:

But Efi had a voice actor and a beautiful design even tho they'd never consider making her given she is a kid. And considering the queen is the narrator of the map, I'm not sure :/ I'd LOVE if they made her, I love her, but I dont have many hopes. Just my opinion tho.

The Queen will probably end up being like Doomfist, someone made for lore but enough people wanted them as a character so why not. Blizzard doesn’t have a problem adding things to fan comments as long as it isn’t against a previous (public) decision.

im still a bit heated over what my bro said to me about being ace, & him specifically asking if i still jerk off.

like, yeah, i jerk off, but that has NOTHING to do w being attracted to ppl. i mean, sure, it helps simulate ya better, but ultimately, u dont have to be attracted to anything/anyone to jack off.

if u did, then why the fck do little kids masturbate???? they literally dont even have the hormone levels to feel physical attraction to others, yet they still “”””””””flick their beans””””””

anyway, asexuals are still ace, even when they still jerk it

shipping your own OCs

shipping one of your OCs with 4 other OCs and not knowing which pair should be canon

hamilton characters as things my teammates have said
  • alexander hamilton: wait no that was a mistake i didn't mean to pass to you- I DONT LIKE YOU
  • hercules mulligan: why do our uniforms have to be this color im crying eternally
  • john laurens: my 100 year old turtle is prettier than you
  • eliza schuyler: okay so i brought cupcakes for the other team too but i didn't know how many people they were so i brought like fifty and i dropped them on the way here
  • angelica schuyler: some kid just gave my five bucks not to score ima keep the money and score
  • peggy schuyler: WHY DOES NO ONE PASS TO ME I KNOW IM SHORT BUT IM HERE
  • king george: whatever peasants help me up you hoes
  • george washington: did your parents raise you to sit around and eat Doritos all day? doritNO
  • maria reynolds: [going up to a random stranger] do you have three bucks for the vending machine
  • philip hamilton: ew sports what is sports why do i play a sport i should've stuck to poetry - I SUCK AT THAT TOO

Following this post and a lot of anon back and forth, here’s the alpha crew as a few other of the Voltron characters!

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Yo buddies, here are my samples for @tsumire0301​, @jearwork​ and mine Lazuli Family zine “Lapis and Peridot: wife and wife family life”!

Only my samples are in english but the whole anthology zine it’s in chinese!, this is thanks to them /// i really appreciate their support and patience.

This is my very first doujin btw (yes, zine/anthology/doujin… Comic), and it was an adventure making it wwww

It’s a Taiwan Exclusive fanzine ;o for now

About this amazing cover, actually we worked all together to make it possible✨

Sketch: Me
Lineart: Tsumi 
Background + Color: Jear

btw, fun fact:Turquoise could be harsh asshole to peri but she’s all sweet to Lapis, but this doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about her peri mom, she care about her as much as lapis mom.

I will tag anything even remotely suggestive as nsfw

nsfw doesnt mean “explicit”, and it also doesnt mean “sexual”

Nsfw means “Not Safe For Work” but I tend to go by

“Would 13 year old me lose computer privileges if my parents saw this over my shoulder” or “Could this get a kid grounded or yelled at”

If the answer is yes, I tend to tag it nsfw

Its also why I tag all nudity as nsfw, regardless of whether or not its sexual.  even though i think breasts shouldnt have to be censored, i dont know how Timmy from Arkansas parents are gonna feel about that. I tag it for Timmy.

kids are fucking wild

i work at a daycare/day camp thing with six and seven year olds

-*points to my ring* are you married?
me: how to i explain that i am 16 and im dating a piece of shit

-“are you a boy or a girl?”
me: what makes you think im a boy or a girl?
kid: you have short hair!
me: girls can have short hair!
me internally: gender is an illusion my children

-*kid pickpockets the radio from my coworkers pocket and presses the button* “can we order pizza?”

-me: our craft today is making snakes out of paper!
kid: CAN MINE BE POISONOUS
me: sure!
other kid: can it bite me i want to go home
other other kid: i got bit by a python once
other other other kid: yeah sure craig

-i herd the kids outside and they all hang out by the door waiting to go inside. when i ask them why they say that its hot out. its only 84 degrees

-me, to my coworker: oh i get off in ten minutes
ten minutes later: “REY IS LEAVING EVERYONE TACKLE HER OR HIM” (they didn’t believe me when i told them i was a ‘girl’ so now use “her or him” when referring to me. i dont correct them because they are on the right track)

Honestly I love how laid back the Camp Camp fandom’s shipping is. You can toss headcanons about almost any ship, and people will be like ‘huh, that’s kinda cute, never thought of that lol’

You ship Harrison and Neil?
You ship a science kid who can’t for the life of him figure out how Harrison can do all these tricks, with magic boy who’s quietly flattered Neil ‘has so much interest’ in him? You ship a relationship comprised solely of jealousy and anger until it slowly flip-flops into one-sided admiration and finally mutual love and begrudging respect? Sweet


You ship Harrison and Nerris?
They hate each other, but hell, all of us can see what a great match they’d be– if they aren’t one already. Two magic dorks playing D&D, playing pranks on each other and not being ashamed to take full credit for them, tripping the other just so they can catch them and hold them romantically in their arms (Harrison usually does this, but Nerris would jump off a bridge before letting herself be held romantically by Harrison). This is a ship waiting to flourish, and the only way it could possibly get better is if we could have an entire episode dedicated to their rivalry but end it on a note of mutual regret and apology and,,.. oh wait.


You ship Nerris and Nikki?
Sure! We can all picture the adventure girlfriends sneaking off into the woods, Nikki having the time of her life while Nerris won’t stop rolling perception checks. They probably climb trees and do all sorts of zany stuff together–Nerris is be considerably less able than Nikki, but like hell will admit it. Nikki finds her persistence adorable. Sometimes, she’ll give Nerris piggy back rides– Nerris likes to pretend she’s on a dragon, and Nikki doesn’t mind humoring her. They frequently fall asleep cuddled in Nerris’s cape.


You ship Nikki and Max?
That’s not a personal fave of mine, but hey, I can see it. They’d do all sorts of outdoorsy stuff together, Max always (and sarcastically) making sure she doesn’t pull some crazy shit that’ll land her in the hospital. Nikki, in return, would teach grouchy boy to live a little.


You ship Preston and Max?
Awesome, that’s one of my OTPs. Loud theater son x snarky little shit is a yes please. Preston probably falls for Max first, but is horrible at hiding it and finally confesses with a loud, cheesy soliloquy (Max agrees to go out with him only to shut him up, then proceeds to helplessly fall for him like an idiot.) Preston loves theater and Max likes movies, so at first there’s some arguing and affronted gasps, but they end up bonding over musicals. When Drama Boy gets too heated up over something, Max is quick to temper him, either verbally (‘Preston, calm down, jesus’) or physically (eyyyy). Getting 'too heated up’ for Preston can range from getting a really good play idea to remembering Nurf, and that’s a tough range to keep up with, but Max is up for the challenge. In exchange, Preston gets Max to open up more than anyone– for someone so self-centered, he is an excellent listener. He probably steals some of Max’s best quotes and puts them in his plays– Max always notices, but never says anything (he’s flattered lol)

The Camp Camp fandom doesn’t give a shit about shared screen time, or canon sexuality (probably cause it doesn’t exist), or anything. As long as the characters have potential chemistry and the shipper stays respectful, everyone’s chill with everything.

Except Maxvid.

We don’t talk about Maxvid.

On Jay Z

This Jay Z stuff got me thinking about falling in love young and being so in love with a man that you let him hurt you over and over. When you’re on the outside of a situation like that, it’s easy to be like “I’m never ever gonna let a man play me like that!!!” but damn, sometimes you get caught up and don’t even realize how you loving him so much gives him wiggle room to use that against you and get away with bullshit.

I’m ODEE in love with a person who has broken my heart twice before because he wasn’t ready and needed to grow; it really be like that sometimes. We’re young, we’re growing, we’re learning. We had to do that separately. Things are still up in the air but I find comfort in the fact that we’re too young right now to have settled down right away anyway.

What is different from my situation and HORRIFYING to me thinking deeply about what Jay Z represents on a grander scale, is how he dated her in her youth, married her, and repeatedly spat all over their marriage during his “growing pains” and now, when he is approaching his 50s, is saying “I was young and immature and I’ve grown now that I have children!”.

Stuff like this is why marriage kills women early and extends men’s lives.

okay so like unpopular opinion, and its probs not the time bc i’ve had 1.5 very large margaritas (yes, its a wednesday, and yes, i do have work tomorrow) but i’ve had 1.5 very large margaritas and i do not care, so:

i cannot believe that jkr thought severus snape and peter pettigrew were sympathetic characters worthy of redemption, and that draco malfoy was not

like???? draco was a child for so much of the series! they were all children! and of course he made terrible choices and of course he did things that were wrong. but how can you compare him to snape and pettigrew and find him lacking? snape betrayed a woman he claimed to love out of a desire for acceptance and abused her son for years. pettigrew betrayed his best friends who would have died for him, which ended with one in jail, one dead, and the other destitude, and then he went and betrayed them all AGAIN 13 years later!

draco joined voldemort for his family, because he was raised to be this way, because he loved his parents and wanted to do what his father wanted. he wasn’t happy! he didn’t enjoy it! and no, that doesn’t make his actions any better, it doesn’t make the terrible things okay.

but he betrayed voldemort in the end! he wasn’t evil or cruel, he was awful, sure, but those things are worlds apart.

just. how can you look at grown men who betrayed the people closest to them, again and again, for selfish reasons, and look at a teenager who did horrible things because he loved his family, and say the former is more deserving of redemption and forgiveness than the latter? how???

honestly i’ll fight jkr and anyone who disagrees with this post in a denny’s parking lot at dawn

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TBT the time Paul McCartney sang “Michelle” in the White House and the President of the United States was like a high school teenager with a crush.[x] 

characterization, filters, and characterization to be found in the lack of filters

Talking about Jane earlier got me thinking, you know, Jane is not at all the only character that uses this device to show off the less desirable traits lurking in the psyche of all these damaged teens. Like. So many characters have these lurking deep seated issues that stay hidden deep down because the characters are pretty good at projecting a less damaged and more together version of themselves. 

If that sounds familiar it’s because it’s a fucking outrageously relatable quality and part of what makes the Homestuck characters RESONATE so much. Why they feel like they have all this dimension and depth that makes us grab on to them and never want to let go. 

I’m just going to run through some examples here while I’m thinking about it. The first OBVIOUSLY since thinking about her is what got me going on this – Jane. Crockertier Jane removing the layers of self-imposed filter on Jane’s festering insecurity, entitlement issues, jealousy and so on. I’ve already talked enough about that today.

Grimbark Jade! You notice Jade says what she’s thinking WAY more easily while she’s mind controlled, and she still sounds like herself – she sounds kinda like she does when she’s owning Karkat repeatedly, doesn’t she? Because angry Jade has that same effect of pushing her nice girl filter aside and letting the angry witch (not a cutesy slur, her literal witch class) within fly free. Grimbark Jade tells us that behind that nice girl front Jade Harley actually thinks some pretty uncharitable thoughts sometimes, she just keeps a tight fucking lid on it because – well, don’t most people? Relatable as fuck. 

Jadesprite! Since we’re talking about Jade anyway. Jade likes to think she has everything together, that her visions from Skaia and her scientific prowess and the tools her Grandpa left her are more than enough to handle everything that comes her way, she’s independent, she’s capable, she’s certainly never LONELY oh no of course not certainly never CRUSHINGLY OVERWHELMED by the responsibility of her own existence nah those are weak feelings for weak girls who aren’t as awesome as Jade! And then – Jadesprite. Why do you think Jade got SO ANGRY at Jadesprite? Because she was being confronted with something she knew deep down was a reflection of weaknesses in herself (totally normal ones that her later arc reinforced were a mistake to pretend weren’t there – Loneliness and fear and regret are all tied in with Jade’s character progression and learning how to deal with those things is where I imagine her arc would have gone if Homstuck’s ending hadn’t been the literary equivalent of chopping off a limb and cauterizing the wound.) Jadesprite is Jade without the filter of implacable strength Jade imposes on herself to fuckin cope with living on a hell island with the stuffed corpse of her grandpa who she grew up thinking literally killed himself at BEST.  god damn

Davesprite. Dave Strider with a slow long agonizing depressing arc wherein he realizes his coolkid persona won’t make anyone think of him as their best friend anymore, and in the absence of the security that persona afforded him when he was The Real Dave he has no idea what to do with himself. He’s lost, he feels aimless, untethered, incapable of being happy – and yes, Davesprite is his own character, but you can still infer a lot from Dave’s character about him – for instance, how he completely ties his self worth up in how useful he is to his friends or how worthwhile they find him and has no idea how to even BEGIN the hard journey of looking within for worth instead of relying eternally on changeable external sources. Davesprite is Dave not WITHOUT a filter but certainly with a VERY DIFFERENT one.

Homestuck does this with almost every single damn character on its roster at some point. Shows a version of them with a different or lesser or completely missing filter to highlight flaws and issues and internal struggles of all kinds. 

Homestuck is a damn deep dive into an exercise about analyzing nature vs nurture and what we’re predisposed to do and what comes from within and what is put upon us by forces out of our control, and how that line is blurry and messy and everyone has the potential to be either the worst or best version of themselves. Even Caliborn was given a choice. Hussie-The-Character explained it to him at great painstaking length. 

There are so many other examples. Jasprose is Rose without a filter, and the way Jasprose goes around gleefully calling every hot girl she sees hot and delighting smugly in knowing more than just about anyone else and lording over the information and playing smarter-than-thou games – that tells us a LOT about Rose! A LOT about what sort of urges Rose tamps down on every day in an effort to just be fucking cool! 

I bet you have things like this with yourself, right? Doesn’t everyone?

Tricksters! Look at how they act. They’re not themselves but there is plenty to glean from them. Jane immediately goes for Jake, the object of her desire, to pursue an exaggerated version of her idealized future. Trickster Jake is a passive fucking ragdoll who immediately acquiesces to everything everyone demands of him because their happiness becomes his happiness – Jake hates confrontation, so Trickster Jake is just a fucking doormat. Roxy goes for Jake AND Dirk because divorced from the guilt she normally feels for harboring desire toward either one of them she knows exactly what she wants! ETC ETC. Of course they would never do any of this shit if they weren’t high as balls and incapable of understanding the meaning of the word “consequence.” That’s the point. Seeing what they do in this situation is an interesting window in!

Brain Ghost Dirk is a version of Jake (yes, of Jake, not Dirk) without a specific filter Jake runs his own personality through before he’s comfortable presenting it to others, and you’ll notice, it’s EXTREMELY biting and critical sometimes. Jake knows what he’s about. He just buries it most of the time because that’s easier than dealing with it. 

I could seriously keep going. 

Homestuck loves to show us what our favorites do and say and ARE when basic filters go out the window. Those filters that most of us employ to make other people believe we don’t all have intrusive thoughts or bad desires or just plain old weaknesses we’re ashamed of and want to keep hidding at costs – or that we occasionally think things or think about doing things we would never ever ever do in real life are demolished or changed or temporarily suspended. 

It’s brilliant tbh. It lets us see facets of characters that would normally never really get full spotlight reveals by their very nature, especially with protagonists. 

Vriska vs (Vriska) – (Vriska) is just Vriska with some more self awareness and more willingness to let down her self-imposed filter and actually examine the shit she wants and why because watching Aranea fuck the timeline over out of motivations eerily similar to her own hardcore shook her enough to develop in that direction. (which makes sense since HER original motivations are copying Mindfang who IS alt-aranea lmao I love Homestuck)  (Vriska) is still Vriska, it’s just a very very different lens through which to view her character. 

blah blah blah blah etc there are so many examples

anyway I love Homestuck and good character writing what up

What your favorite omgcp character says about you:
  • Bitty: wholesome person who just wants this story to turn out well
  • Jack: mental illness?
  • Shitty: white guilt??? I know her
  • Lardo: wow u don't fuck around do u
  • Ransom: anxiety stricken but ambitious, also puppy lover
  • Holster: theatre kid
  • Chowder: Ok u are just lovely I have nothing bad to say okay
  • Nursey: envious of that chill
  • Dex: u propably either love ur family or hate pigeons fiercely
  • Tango: birds trust you. Don't ask me why
  • Whiskey: ur friendgroups hate each other
  • Foxtrot: BIG olD???? LEsbIAN??
  • Fryguy: memelord™
  • Georgia: BIG OLD LESBIAN!!! (also eyebrow enthusiast)
  • Tater: ??????!!!!!! aka , a real emotion u feel
  • Alicia: u secretly bingewatch project runway dont u
  • Bob: such a soft squad papa
  • Suzanne: either u are the boss of a secret underground poker bar or u once had a fist fight over a batch of brownies
  • Coach: cryptid
  • Johnson: u believe in tarot cards
  • Nicholas and Jean-Claude: 99% Science, 1% gay
  • Jenny and Mandy: 99% gay, 1% Science defying
  • Ollie and Wicks: secret spies with secret lifes
  • Kent: u white
the bmc kids as things ive actually said
  • Jeremy: i used 'jeremy heeeeeeere' because the name 'asprin mccolliflower' didnt fit
  • Michael: did you just kiss my forehead? i mean i dont mind at all but no homo right
  • Rich: i may be short but i can still kick you in the throat...again
  • Jake: why the fuck am i friends with any of you
  • Jenna: i have so many FUCKING group chats shut the fuck up, all of you
  • Brooke: im glad im making a name for myself in this sweater...and by shoving a whole dish of ice cream into my mouth all at once. but mostly the sweater
  • Chloe: im fucking pissed theres only three heathers songs on spotify and its the only music player i can use in this hellhole
  • The SQUIP: motherfucking bitch fuck shit asshole god damnit fuck
lance and matt
  • lance: WHAT TEAM matt: WILDCATS 
    • keith: but we’re team voltron???
  • *mentioning an Embarassing Pidge Moment  to lance* *from the next room over* “MATT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE I’LL HACK THE TRAINING BOT AND KICK YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD YOU CANT HAVE KIDS” *pause* “ - yeah, well, jOKES ON YOU CAUSE I’M GAY” “YOU SAY THAT LIKE I CANT HEAR SHIRO FUCKING YOU THROUGH THE WALL” 
    • shiro: *dad voice over the intercom* DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE YOU TWO
  • “after you, sir matthew” “why thank you, sir lonce” “here let me get that chair for you sir matthew” “sir lonce!! dont go out of your way!” “oh its my pleasure sir!” “thank you sir!!” “yes sir!!” “GUYS.”
  • matt is the ultimate wingman cause he’s been in space so long
    • “oh my man lance here? he’s the best sharpshooter in the resistance, oh and i cant even tell you what he can do with a jankoplanker…” *cue eyebrow wiggle and blushing alien*
  • prank war with lance & matt vs keith & pidge = a hurricane, a tornado, and several fires throughout the castle
  • draw mustaches and monocles on knocked out galra soldiers 
  • take squad selfies with said soldiers
  • like this: 
Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.8
  • <p> <b></b> *There Was A Time where Natsu and Gray got in a fight*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> So you stay on your side of the house and I stay on mine.<p/><b>Gray:</b> How come you got the kitchen!!?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL I LET YOU KEEP THE TREEHOUSE.<p/><b>Gray:</b> WHAT IF IM HUNGRY?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> HOPE BEDSHEETS AND TREE BARK TASTES GOOD.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY--<p/><b>Gray:</b> You were a boy?<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *Weeee! Flash from the past!*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *hands covered in wet paint* Natsu can you lift me up so i can wash me hands?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *half asleep* um..oka...<p/><b></b> *5 minutes later*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu..*nudges him but he doesnt budge*<p/><b></b> *frowns and wipes her hands on Natsu's face, shirt, and hair* There.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *screaming in the bathroom* WENDY WHAT DID YOU DO?!<p/><b>Wendy:</b> * Is 6*i have an excuse. Im a tempered short person.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *So once Natsu, lucy, Gray, Juvia, gajeel and levy went to the fair.They had to bring wendy too*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I WANNA GO ON THE BIG ROLLERCOASTER!! *excited squeal*<p/><b>Lucy:</b> sounds fun! You up to it Natsu?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *looks up and turns pale* why dont we just go on the carousel?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> That's lame!<p/><b>Lucy:</b> *laughing*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *whispers* if you do ill get you a teddy bear.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I WANNA GO ON THE CAROUSEL.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We gotta give the kid what she wants.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I CALL THE SEA HORSE!<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *sees a bee* *lowkey her eyes were sparkling* i wanna touch it..*reaches for bee*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *pulls her back by the shirt* dont touch it.<p/><b>Levy:</b> Ahh! Arent they just exciting! *starts rambling to Wendy about bees*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *forced smile and whispers* what is she talking about?<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *On rollercoaster with Gray and Juvia*<p/><b>Juvia:</b> *excited squeal*<p/><b>Gray:</b> this is..pretty high up..<p/><b>Wendy:</b> COME ON DROP US TO OUR DOOM.<p/><b>Gray:</b> @-@<p/><b></b> *rollercoaster starts dropping*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *laughing*<p/><b>Juvia:</b> *excited screaming*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *on the verge of passing out*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Let's go again!<p/><b>Gray:</b> nO.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Im bringing sexyback!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I never left.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> * wendy gets lost in a mall*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> okay.. okay..where would those idiots be..<p/><b>Wendy:</b> ..hot topic, spencers...no..that would be me...shoes...no..<p/><b>Wendy:</b> THE FOOD COURT!<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *comes home sighing*<p/><b>Gray:</b> WE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> HOW'D YOU GET SUSPENDED?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> THIS PROVES SHE REALLY IS OUR SISTER.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> all i did was push somebody across the classroom. I only did it because he was being rude to my friend. He cried like a little bit---<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *shakes her and wipes tear* in so proud.<p/><b>Gray:</b> YOU CAN HAVE MY POPTART.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> anything you want you'll have it!!<p/><b></b> __<p/><b>Erza:</b> heard you pushed someone.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *ready for punishment* yeah..<p/><b>Erza:</b> Did you win?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I guess?<p/><b>Erza:</b> good because then i would have beaten the crap out of you and then the kid.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *screaming*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *trips over a pillow and runs down stairs* WHAT HAPPENED!!??<p/><b>Wendy:</b> THEY FINALLY KISSED!!<p/><b>Gray:</b> ....<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b><strike></b> will there be a pt.9? I dont know you tell me </strike><p/></p>