this is why i can't get a job

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

anonymous asked:

okay, so bighit/BTS basically made a full 30 page survey asking us to tell them our thoughts about BTS and kpop and hallyu even though they already have a shit tons of fans and I'm like so emotional???? Like they even put other options for you to choose your gender?? They're so caring????? (and btw fuck google servers, I can't get past the 5th page)

Everyone is here like: BigHit is so kind asking us what we like

Meanwhile, I am here like

 "Their marketing and communication team are doing a great job trying to update their data by understanding the needs and behaviors of their customers. I applaud that!. But why a survey now? 

Getting feedback? They want us to know what we like the most, what we think of BTS … this can help in loads of strategic moves in the future. For example, if teamwork is voted as the trait that fans get attracted to the most. They will come up with more concepts that straighten that aspect of the team. 

BTS is growing so maybe to guide future business ideas. WAIT!!!! THIS survey can not only help BTS it can also help Bighit come up with a new boy group. OH BOI THEY ARE SO SMART! 

I really want to know the survey's goals and objectives. Even if just by reading it having an idea ain’t hard … ARGH"

Originally posted by jkookisdaddy

Disclaimer: I am not cautious, I am amazed and VERY happy. BTS are in good hands!

wanna one as things i've heard at my school
  • Daniel: i had a dream where i let a bunch of cats out in ikea and everything kinda broke lose. it was catastrophic
  • Jihoon: looking forward to summer so i don't have to deal with you guys and your ugly lives.
  • Daehwi: i went on vacation for two weeks and the only part i remember is seeing a dog eat a corn on the cob.
  • Jaehwan: i'm not saying that you should all date me because i'm a sweetie pie but you should all date me because i am a fucking sweetie pie.
  • Seongwoo: you aren't born with a perfect face. i mean unless you're me.
  • Woojin: sometimes i think about what it would be like if everyone just like... stopped.
  • Guanlin: i have eaten nothing but hot pockets and red bull for 24 hours i have reached god level, i am unstoppable.
  • Jisung: it costs so much money to die man, like i can't even get a job how am i gonna pay 30000 dollars to die?
  • Minhyun: i live through my sims. like can i cook? fuck no! but you bet that my sim is the best fucking cook you've ever seen.
  • Jinyoung: did you know that pigeons delivered the results for olympic games? like imagine if they got the winner wrong and they have to send another pigeon and it flies in like "squawk squawk bitch you thought."
  • Sungwoon: when it's raining i just think about who hurt the cloud. why are you crying sweetie?

anonymous asked:

not to be a dick but have you considered becoming employed to fund your trip? i am also going on a trip soon, and i was able to get a job with no prior work experience! even though i only work part time i will easily have enough funds for my trip in a few months... so if i can do it, especially considering i'm 2 years younger than you... why can't you?

I understand where you’re coming from, but if I were to take on another job and work 40 hours a week at a minimum wage job, I’d still have to raise 3 months of paychecks in half a month.

anonymous asked:

God. Just shut the fuck up. I always see you people begging for money on here. Get a fucking job why don't you? Job not good enough? Try harder. Mental health issues? Boohoo we've all got our fair share. Actual, real physical issues? Admit yourself to the hospital or stay with family. I'm tired of seeing all you ants thinking that just because you're "oppressed" you have some fucking right to shit on people and take people's hard earned fucking money. If you can't handle real life then just die.

Hmmm. No.

Get fucked,
Mod A

The Signs as Mom Lines
  • Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*
  • Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you're still hungry just give me a call and i'll bring you some Taco Bell.
  • Gemini: i'm not like most moms ;) i'm a cool mom.
  • Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.
  • Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can't carry ALL the bags by myself haha
  • Virgo: if you didn't sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day
  • Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i'm so sorry i'm late honey, i got so distracted.
  • Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don't you ever want to hang out with me lol?
  • Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change
  • Capricorn: Idc if you're 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean
  • Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again
  • Pisces: Honey, I think you're so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can't remember but i think you're so awesome

The other day @inkstainsandbattythings brought this very interesting IMDb poll to my attention. Who’s the worst Batman villain to share a bunk bed with? Looks like we have a lot of options to choose from.

So,  I checked to see what the results were and

Scarecrow is in second place? I’m so proud of him~ Wait…why did Mr. Freeze get 87 votes? Surely Riddler would be much worse–

Oh, my sweet summer child.

So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

nurseydex au where nursey is a barista and dex is a customer that nursey thinks is cute, so he decides to write his number on dex’s cup and also try his hand at latte art and he thinks he does a pretty decent job of making a heart, until he gets a text from an unknown number that literally just says ‘why did you draw a dick in my coffee?’ 

Without wanting to sound arrogant, I don’t particularly want to know what viewers think of me- and I don’t believe it does you any favours, knowing that people really like you or really hate you. I’m just happy to get on with doing what I do. I’m just doing my job, which is something I thoroughly enjoy.
—  Ryan Hawley speaking to my soul
I Can’t

A/N: This was written for @amarvelouswritings 2.1K Follower Celebration.  My prompt was “I can’t believe you sometimes.”  It’s bolded in the story.  As always, let me know what you think!

Summary:  Steve is upset when you defy his orders.  You don’t see the big deal, but maybe he has a better reason than you know.

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Warnings: Angst & Language

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Just finished paying my bills like…

Originally posted by thewalkingnerds

  • Interviewer: Dan (Smith, lead vocals) and Will (Farquarson, bass) go out into the crowd, and each of you really makes an effort to connect with fans during the live shows. Why is this important to you?
  • Kyle: If it's your job to get together in a group and make music, and another group of people gets together and likes your music, then you're already on the same wave. I can't imagine any band who doesn't feel the same. Oh, and Dan likes being felt up by the crowd. People get grabby; I can't blame him.

anonymous asked:

It's super frustrating when customers get pissy because I can't answer a question that is not related to my job. Today somebody asked for directions to somewhere. And it wasn't like "back to the freeway" it was a specific location in another city that's probably at least ~20 minute drive. I told them "I'm sorry, I don't know how to get there, I'm ride the bus" She huffed and was like "some help you are" and left. Didn't even buy anything. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PICK A SANDWICH SHOP TO ASK

Everyone knows you ask the pizza shops. They are the ones that know their way around.

-Rodney

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More old sketches

Back when I drew him as more….conflicted.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY TOTAL IS THE AMOUNT I REVIEWED AND SIGNED FOR MULTIPLE TIMES!!!"

I will never understand why customers wait until they RETURN their rental car to scream about the total not matching their online reservation. More often than not it’s higher because they upgraded or accepted our insurance when they actually came to pick the car up. Or they forgot to get gas (but that’s a story for another day).

Rental agents are trying to sell stuff, because that’s their job, and customers literally have to review and sign for their amount like four times before even getting into the car. WHY NOT ASK ABOUT THE TOTAL THEN??? Or even call to clarify if there’s an issue? There’s literally nothing I could do at return, even if I wanted to??? I don’t even have access to that!

Sometimes people even keep the car longer than the time they reserved it for and expect it to not cost money?? The extra daily and hourly rates are right there on the contract that they SIGN FOR.

So screaming and swearing at me won’t make your bill any lower, but it sure does make me feel like shit 👌 I’m so tired.

Guys :(

Please don’t message me asking for confirmation on leaks. Or to settle lore speculation. I had to turn off asks already and I don’t want to turn off private messages too. Enthusiasm is fine but please remember I am just a player here. Outside of my job title I can’t share behind the scenes details. There are very real and very serious consequences for me if something I say gets taken out of context even in the guise of choosing not to answer something.

Please. Thank you.