this is why i can't get a job

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

That's Not Writing
  • Me: Now listen, brain, I'm going to tell you something and I need you to not freak out. Promise you won't freak out?
  • Penny: I promise.
  • Me: This week, our homework is to develop a lesson plan.
  • Penny:
  • Me:
  • Penny: *dissociates, has a panic attack, tears out of the room at top speed*
  • Me: That doesn't help us at all.

anonymous asked:

God. Just shut the fuck up. I always see you people begging for money on here. Get a fucking job why don't you? Job not good enough? Try harder. Mental health issues? Boohoo we've all got our fair share. Actual, real physical issues? Admit yourself to the hospital or stay with family. I'm tired of seeing all you ants thinking that just because you're "oppressed" you have some fucking right to shit on people and take people's hard earned fucking money. If you can't handle real life then just die.

Hmmm. No.

Get fucked,
Mod A

So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

The Signs as Mom Lines
  • Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*
  • Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you're still hungry just give me a call and i'll bring you some Taco Bell.
  • Gemini: i'm not like most moms ;) i'm a cool mom.
  • Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.
  • Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can't carry ALL the bags by myself haha
  • Virgo: if you didn't sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day
  • Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i'm so sorry i'm late honey, i got so distracted.
  • Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don't you ever want to hang out with me lol?
  • Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change
  • Capricorn: Idc if you're 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean
  • Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again
  • Pisces: Honey, I think you're so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can't remember but i think you're so awesome

anonymous asked:

It's super frustrating when customers get pissy because I can't answer a question that is not related to my job. Today somebody asked for directions to somewhere. And it wasn't like "back to the freeway" it was a specific location in another city that's probably at least ~20 minute drive. I told them "I'm sorry, I don't know how to get there, I'm ride the bus" She huffed and was like "some help you are" and left. Didn't even buy anything. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PICK A SANDWICH SHOP TO ASK

Everyone knows you ask the pizza shops. They are the ones that know their way around.

-Rodney

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY TOTAL IS THE AMOUNT I REVIEWED AND SIGNED FOR MULTIPLE TIMES!!!"

I will never understand why customers wait until they RETURN their rental car to scream about the total not matching their online reservation. More often than not it’s higher because they upgraded or accepted our insurance when they actually came to pick the car up. Or they forgot to get gas (but that’s a story for another day).

Rental agents are trying to sell stuff, because that’s their job, and customers literally have to review and sign for their amount like four times before even getting into the car. WHY NOT ASK ABOUT THE TOTAL THEN??? Or even call to clarify if there’s an issue? There’s literally nothing I could do at return, even if I wanted to??? I don’t even have access to that!

Sometimes people even keep the car longer than the time they reserved it for and expect it to not cost money?? The extra daily and hourly rates are right there on the contract that they SIGN FOR.

So screaming and swearing at me won’t make your bill any lower, but it sure does make me feel like shit 👌 I’m so tired.

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More old sketches

Back when I drew him as more….conflicted.

anonymous asked:

Why can't you take that scene seriously?

i dont give a shit about blue diamond crying, no matter how badly the series wants me to. she’s such an insufferable character and is so shit when it comes to having a villain with inner struggles that makes doing her job a challenge. 

all she does is sit around, cry and mope and rarely attempts to get shit done. the most threatening thing she did was tell steven she was going to do something awful to him, and then never committed to it. she glares one or two times but spends more of her time doing jackshit.

i dont give  a fuck if she cries, yellow diamond clearly has a better portrayal of an internal struggle

anonymous asked:

When job apps ask if it's okay to contact your present employer, I always get antsy. I want to check yes to assure them there are no problems where I currently work, yet I want to check NO at the same time. Problem is, I don't think "Because my boss is a complete cow towards me, and doesn't like me, and I think she may give false information" is an acceptable reason for why they can't contact her. I wish I knew what to do...

I PAINT MY NAILS WHILE I EAT
  • Cashier: This sucks!
  • Other Cashier: *yawns* What sucks?
  • Cashier: This job. I'm so bored. Why can't we just leave?
  • Other Cashier: We've only got two more hours left.
  • Cashier: Yeah, but no one is going to come in. No one shops here. Let's stop pretending that this place is profitable and go home and do important things like sleeping or masturbating.
  • Other Cashier: I mean, you can masturbate in the back room and no one will notice.
  • Cashier: I know, but it's comfier at home.
  • Other Cashier: I get what you're saying, though.
  • Cashier: About masturbating?
  • Other Cashier: No, about going home. I'd do it, but I'm too big of a fan of making money.
  • Cashier: I don't care about money. It's not like my money goes to anything important. I'm pretty against money. I'm a libertarian.
  • Other Cashier: Libertarians love money, dude.
  • Cashier: Oh. What were the names of the one's who hate money?
  • Other Cashier: Commies?
  • Cashier: Yeah, I'm a commie! Fuck money! Everything should be free! ...What does commie even mean?
  • Other Cashier: *shrugs* I don't know. Probably short for something.
  • Cashier: Is it like a race of people or something?
  • Other Cashier: I think so. I hope it's not some sort of ethnic slur.
  • Cashier: I think I'm going to stop calling myself a c*mmie just in case.
  • Other Cashier: Yeah, that's a good idea.
  • *doors slides open*
  • Cashier: Did you see that?
  • Other Cashier: The doors?
  • Cashier: No, the 30% off beauty supplies sign. Of course the doors, dude! They just opened by themselves.
  • *doors slide closed*
  • Cashier: Omigod! That's so creepy. *tugs other cashier's shirt* Isn't that so creepy?
  • Other Cashier: Iunno. Not a big deal to me. Maybe they like malfunctioned or something. It happens.
  • Cashier: Yeah, but you don't think it's suspicious that they malfunctioned when we're in here alone?
  • Other Cashier: Not really, dude. I mean, if they were gonna malfunction, they were gonna do so whether or not anyone was here.
  • Cashier: I guess that makes sense... Hey, that reminds me of this creepy thought I had.
  • Other Cashier: Yeah?
  • Cashier: You remember Mary Kate & Ashley.
  • Other Cashier: The twins?
  • Cashier: No, the other Mary Kate & Ashley.
  • Other Cashier: There was another set of Mary Kate & Ashleys!?
  • Cashier: No, dummy. I was talking about the twins.
  • Other Cashier: Then why did you say there were another set of them?
  • Cashier: I was messing with you.
  • Other Cashier: That's a dumb way of messing with someone.
  • Cashier: Well, you can be really dumb sometimes?
  • Other Cashier: I'm dumb? Aren't you the one who's a commie.
  • Cashier: Don't say c*mmie when it's probably a slur!
  • Other Cashier: *covers mouth* Forgot, sorry dude. Anyway, what were you going to say about Mary Kate & Ashley.
  • Cashier: I don't know, probably something made up and dumb. They're both dead anyway, so who cares.
  • Other Cashier: They died?
  • Cashier: Probably. I mean have you heard anything about them in the last few years?
  • Other Cashier: Nope. I guess they are dead then.
  • *glass shattering*
  • Cashier: Eep! What the hell was that!?
  • Other Cashier: Sounds like it came from the beauty supplies section.
  • Cashier: That's the most isolated part of the store. What if it's like... I don't know a fucking spirit or something?
  • Other Cashier: Spirits aren't real.
  • Cashier: So you think we just go nowhere when we die?
  • Other Cashier: No, like, dead spirits are real. But, like, ghost spirits aren't? Dead spirits probably want to go to heaven instead of sticking around the flesh zone.
  • Cashier: But what if they're going to hell soon? I'd rather haunt a shitty store than go to hell!
  • Other Cashier: We're not supposed to talk about religion at work, dude. Listen, I'm going to check out what broke. You just sit here and twiddle your thumbs or whatever. *walks off*
  • Cashier: Alright, be safe. *twiddle, twiddle, twiddle*
  • Cashier: *looks up at clock* Holy shit! There's only five minutes before my shift ends. Twiddling your thumb wastes so much time. But, my co-worker hasn't come back yet. God, this is bad. No. Stop being paranoid. It's probably nothing. They probably cleaned up whatever broke and went home early. But, that means I have to close this place myself. Shit. I hate closing by myself. It's so creepy.
  • *glass shatters*
  • *a groan comes from within the store*
  • Cashier: *sweats and glances up at the clock* Wow, still five minutes left until my shift ends. Time really does slow down when you're paying attention.
  • *another louder groan*
  • Cashier: Haha, look at the time. Still five minutes left. Every second feels like an hour when you're as hard a worker as I am. *sweats harder* I guess there's nothing wrong with calling it in early, right? That's what being a c*mmie all about. Leaving work whenever you want. Worker's rights and such. It's not in my job description to deal with whatever the fuck is probably in the back of the store. I mean. I'm just a cashier. *shuts off lights and locks up the store* My co-worker probably went out the back anyway. Yeah, that's it. Everything's cool. I'm not doing anything wrong.
  • Cashier: *walks off into the night* I can't wait to go home and have a completely normal night not at all bothered by whatever unseen events just transpired.
  • *the doors to the store are slowly forced open*
  • *hundreds of tiny maggots squirm out in the direction of the cashier*

anonymous asked:

Has anyone had any luck getting unemployment from voluntarily quitting a very hostile work environment? I think I'm going to try. My manager has done a lot of abusive and illegal shit and I haven't been able to find another job but I also can't continue to work in this type of environment. I've already emailed my DM and told him what is going on in the store and explained why I waited to contact him and why I was afraid to transfer to a new store.

I Think you have to be fired to qualify for unemployment. Unless that is just a South Carolina thing. -Mandie

I’m getting pretty nervous. I had kind of a job interview three weeks ago and I called them two weeks ago if they came to a decision (because they weren’t calling back and yeah…It’s not a job where you have muh to think about whether you take someone or not) They said I would get the job but somenthings had to be done first.“We will call you next week” they said. Next week was last week. But maybe they will call today? This is the last week of june, it would make sense to call me this week since I could sign the contract and start at the first of july?

anonymous asked:

Is the soul gonna get a body or something? I feel bad for them

Some do! Those that want them anyway. Necros makes them makeshift “bodies” by combining hardened threads and bones together to give them a fairly stable living environment.

Types and their biggest red flag in a potential partner
  • ISTP: "I heard the juiciest gossip today! X cheated on Y with Z!"
  • ESTP: "I'm super passive. Why take initiative?"
  • INTP: " Why did it take you so long to answer my text?"
  • ENTP: "Oh my God you can't say that!"
  • INFP: "A homeless guy asked me for change. I told him to get a job."
  • ENFP: "People should never question authority."
  • ISFP: "I think art and music classes shouldn't be mandatory."
  • ESFP: "I don't like the fact you spend so much time with other people."
  • ISFJ: "Yeah I used to bully this girl in high school. But she was weird and smelled bad!"
  • ESFJ: "We shouldn't help that guy. Let's not get involved."
  • ISTJ: "I didn't feel like going to work today so I called in and said I was sick lol."
  • ESTJ: "I know I should've used my money to pay my rent but that dress was in sale and soo gorgeous!"
  • INTJ: "I don't know what I want from my future. I never really thought about it."
  • ENTJ: "I hate commitment. I can't imagine going steady with anyone. I cheated on my last spouse."
  • INFJ: "I'm super opportunistic. It's your own fault if you get trampled."
  • ENFJ: "You're too sensitive. Stop crying."

silencia20  asked:

Just read chapter 41 of TITTM (so great!), and I can't help but think that Sabo is not having sex at all, rather he has gathered significant parts of the Whitebeard crew for the first grand Make-Risace-Happen strategy meeting. They form a club with Sabo as the president, Thatch is vice-president, Marco (he doesn't know how this happened, it makes no sense) as commander of the Whitebeard branch, Haruta is PR manager (Marco: "WHY") and they all make up job titles and absolutely nothing gets done.

I don’t know what I prefer now, Sabo off doing his best to bed as many Whitebeard Pirates as possible (thus leaving Ace no idea who he can look in the eye anymore) or this.

anonymous asked:

I constantly drain myself at work all the time. I approached my manager about a guy I've had a problem with for a while who doesn't do his job. My manager said "This isn't (my name) gets to decide where everyone goes." So I went on lunch. Left work with an "emergency" (the emergency being my own sanity)That guy is now alone in my department for today. I refuse to exhaust myself for them anymore. They can't fire me because I'm union and they can't cut my hours because I have seniority. F them.

Stop carrying the coworker and if they ask why your department is not performing as well as usual tell them you’re being paid to do YOUR job not trying to do the job of two people since one is lazy. -Abby