this is what u get for tryin to act cool bunny

Dating would be like... | Jungkook Edition

tHIS BABY MEME OK LOVE HIM

  • He be so awkward while asking you out
  • legit would ask one of his hyungs for help
  • and would stumble and stammer over everything
  • until you take pity on the poor kid and just are like,
  • “Kookie. Yes.”
  • Taking selcas that range from super cute
  • to super derpy
  • being unsure about everything but will act like he knows what he’s doing
  • will shyly ask if you can help him in his workout
  • which means he uses you to bench press XD
  • THIS IS WHERE ADMIN KT’S CONTRIBUTION ENDS AND ADMIN HEDGEHOG’S TAKES OVER
  • THIS MUSCLE PIG HELL YEAH
  • sometimes u get a little jealous bc jikook lmao talk about a bromance am i right
  • when u hang out w him the first few times u have the rest of BTS hanging out as well bc they want to make sure ur safe and won’t hurt their baby maknae bc while he is Tough and Large he is also Soft and Sweet and must be protected
  • when they decide ur cool and they accept u  as Jungkook’s S/O they would basically adopt u 
  • Jin would mother over both of u no matter what ur age
  • y’all would double date w Vmin bc they would somehow end up tagging along? even tho u drove separately?
  • CONSTANT TEASING
  • he would make u get up on ur tippy toes to kiss him lmao and then make fun of u for not being able to reach
  • if u got mad at him for not bending down for u he would panic for a second and then be like “hey loser”
  • “what do u waNT NOW-”
  • and he gently cups your cheek and gives u the sweetest kiss ever.
  • u forgive him instantly of course
  • and he has to run away bc he’s still our smol bunny and omg did he actually do that omg omg
  • you walk over n give him a back hug like
  • “aww jungkookie are u blushing??”
  • “NO WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT NO” 
  • but u can tell bc the tips of his ears are red lmao
  • cute lil pecks or smOKIN MAKEOUTS U KNOW THAT BOY HAS IT IN HIM
  • u ask him to do ageyo once and he shuts that shit down real fast
  • unless u bribe him w food then prepare for death bc he a QT
  • he’ll always be asking u to play video games w him
  • the 2 of u will sit on the floor, him leaning against the sofa and you sitting between his legs, with his chin resting on your head
  • (he’s low key smelling ur hair once and a while dont say anything okay)
  • he’ll flex his  muscles all the damn time like if ur hugging him he’ll low key flex and ur like…damn…u fit
  • u go with him to work out once and then never again bc neither of u did much working out ;)
  • his back muscles tho omg i need a moment
  • u 2 would be the innocent couple that people r like?? are they really dating?
  • the only reason i say that is bc y’all would roast each other so much 
  • “why are you doing so many hip thrusts??? do u think ur hot shit or something”
  • “Hell yeah i’m hot shit it’s better then being actual shit like someone else i know”
  • “u have 2 seconds to run before i fight you”
  • “please u have the arms of a 2 y/o meanwhile i have the arms of a god i fear nothing”
  • “No kisses for a week.” 
  • ‘wai t wAIT NO ARE YOU SERIOUS JAGI ARE U SERIOUS IM SO RRY”
  • sin time ;)
  •  y'all i keep going back n forth between Dom!Jungkook or Sub!Jungkook like oh my
  • he really could be either I’m p sure he’s a switch
  • he’s probably a sub the first few times y'all have sex like he’s so shy
  • your first time together is so sweet and low-key awkward but lbr who’s first time ISNT awkward??? 
  • maybe he becomes more of a dom the longer u 2 are together
  • i’m a firm believer in the idea that he is a f a n of wall sex like u all could be having a fight and then suddenly ur making out against the wall one of his hands holding u up(bc muscles) and the other one going up your shirt lord help me 
  • not really super kinky but would be willing to try out some MINOR kinks you might have? 
  • call him Oppa doesn’t matter if ur older or younger he will go crazy for it and then u won’t be able to walk for a lil bit and he’s such a smug asshole about it.
  • not really loud?? more of a grunter and a soft moaner when he’s on top but when he’s on the bottom he’s a lil louder w soft gasps and groans
  • TOTALLY AN ASS MAN like u know he’s all about that booty
  • i can’t do this anymore that’s it bye i’m retiring from this job ur killing me u guys
  • y'all would be really sweet n cute together and it would be kind of awkward at first
  • just bc it’s out maknae’s first real relationship but it’s okay we all are awkward at times
  • and even tho sometimes he’s not the best at expressing his emotions he’s more of an actions speak louder then words kind of person and he’s not super good at big romantic gestures but
  • u never have any doubt that he loves u and he loves u in such a pure and wholesome way 
  • tries to get u to dance w him at 1 am when he’s making food for some reason nd u refuse but then he gently grabs your waist and swings around and somehow u end up slow dancing and he rests his forehead on yours 
  • and u 2 just sway there in your own lil world staring into each others eyes
  • (until u smell something burning and it turns out he forgot to set a timer for his food and suddenly ur apartment smells like burnt noodles for a few days)

my heart hurts let me hug this child can he slow his roll and stop tryin to wreck my bias list bye boy

<3 you! ~Admin Hedgehog (and Admin KT who started this for me lololol thanks bae)

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