this is what pokemon's all about

winntersnow  asked:

Hello! Could you write a segment in which there are Pokémon in the HP universe and Severus has an Eevee and everyone’s just expecting it to evolve in to an Umbreon, but because of the Eevee’s love for him it evolves into a Sylveon and everyone’s pretty shocked expecting him to hate the Sylveon because of how pink and girly it is to the point ware even the Sylveon it starting to get worried that Severus won’t love it any more, but of course Severus ends up livening it anyway?

I loved pokemon when I was a child! I used to be able to name all of them until they kept adding more and I gradually lost interest as I grew older. I would have liked my eevee to either evolve into a jolteon or an espeon though. 

- There was a bet going about what Snape’s eevee’s form would be. It wasn’t a very secret bet.

- Umbreon had the most galleons. There were a few vaporeons since Snape resides ear the bottom of the black lake. Dumbledore had his money on Espeon while Minerva was certain it would be a flareon. 

- Everyone was shocked when it evolved into a sylveon.

- Sylveon nuzzled his palm before wrapping it’s ribbon-like feelers on Severus’ arm and they took a walk.

- There was mocking for the first fifteen minutes but everyone knew that you do not mess with Severus Snape. His glare froze any hecklers and somehow, the adorable sylveon looked very intimidating with the bat of the dungeons behind it.

- The bet evolved into how long sylveon would last with Snape. Snape was very cross when he found out but sylveon calmed him down.

- Sylveon grounded him and helped him. It was obvious how they both loved each other. Sylveon knew what its trainer needed and strove to provide it. Severus had enough darkness in him, and he has renounced that darkness. 

- Sylveon always maintains one of its feelers to be in contact with Severus to assure itself that Severus was okay and wasn’t hurt. Severus in turn would allow it to play in his robes when he stood and gave a lot of affection behind closed-doors.

“Strange isn’t it? What comes from within?” Dumbledore asked as he saw Severus with his sylveon wrapped around his shoulders by the lake.

“Now that I think about it, it doesn’t seem strange at all.” Minerva smiled as they had their afternoon tea.

Apparently those ribbon like feelers can calm people and pokemon down. Sylveon uses it to have its enemies lower their guard before it pounces. And those feelers’ touch can tell it what it’s trainer is feeling.

Very fitting for Snape really.

This was a bit of a mess, sorry ‘bout that. Hope you liked it though!

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH (Minor Spoiler)

New Account (Changed Name that’s why it is deactivated): @bamboot

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

Edit: So I just came back from school and now see this has over 27K notes! WTF IM losing MY SHIT…i only gained around 20 followers tho XD. BUT STILL WTF!!! THANKYOU ALL SO MUCH. Also, some people were complaining that it was a spoiler but I didn’t see it as much but out of respect I have put a spoiler tag.

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Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

I lost my father to Pokemon Go and I regret so many life decisions. I’m the one who told him about the game. I’m the one who initially encouraged him. What have I done?

Now he starts every phone call with a Pokemon update. He gets all the names wrong and asks me what a Dragonite is called every time he brings up the “fat fighting orange dragon”

It’s gotten so bad he’s started watching the anime on Netflix. Help.

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This scene has fascinated me ever since I was a kid. I mean, if you think about it, Meowth didn’t really learn “Humanspeak,” at least not the way we normally think about learning a language. He was already perfectly capable of understanding it (even if there were a couple words here and there he wasn’t familiar with, like “seashell” or “rocket”). And that seems to be a common thing across all Pokemon–just look at how baby Pokemon can start taking orders from their trainers from the moment they hatch.

So his problem wasn’t learning what the human words meant. It was learning how to pronounce them. And judging by the seasons changing outside the window during his learning-to-talk montage, it took him at least a year to say his first words. But once he does–once he makes it through that tongue twister for the first time–it’s like a switch is flipped and he instantly becomes fluent. In those last couple gifs you can already see him casually throwing around “huh” and “hey,” and by the next scene he’s stringing together sentences.

What does all this mean? Is pronunciation the only barrier keeping Pokemon from talking? Could any Pokemon do what Meowth did as long as they were as ridiculously stubborn hardworking as he was? Or are most Pokemon physically incapable of saying anything but their names? If so, what makes Meowth unique?

…We’ll probably never know, but it’s fun to think about.

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

  • ❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA
  • ❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA !
  • ❝ succ ❞
  • ❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
  • ❝ n - nani ?!?
  • ❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
  • ❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ?
  • SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
  • [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ]
  • ❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
  • ❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa !
  • ❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ?
  • ❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti !
  • ❝ it’s the nutshack !
  • ❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT !
  • ❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • ❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA
  • ❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here !
  • ❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast !
  • ❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
  • ❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady !
  • ❝ nice . >:] ❞
  • ❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
  • ❝ the more you know !
  • ❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
  • ❝ epic jojoke . ❞
  • ❝ squadala, we’re off !
  • ❝ are you sure about that ?
  • [ dabs ]
  • ❝ let it go ! let it go !
  • ❝ are you …. a real villain ?
  • ❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
  • ❝ we are number one !
  • ❝ notice me, senpai !
  • ❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ]
  • ❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
  • ❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ?
  • ❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
  • ❝ POOTIS . ❞
  • ❝ ECH . ❞
  • ❝ do not presume . ❞
  • ❝ i’m gay . ❞
  • ❝ i have crippling depression !
  • ❝ expand dong . ❞
  • ❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE !
  • ❝ according to all known laws of aviation
  • ❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ?
  • ❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
  • ❝ i play pokemon go everyday !
  • ❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
  • ❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
  • ❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND !
  • taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee !
  • ❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA !
  • ❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
  • WOOMY . ❞
  • ❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
  • ❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
  • ❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand !
  • ❝ exotic butters . ❞
  • ❝ gotta go fast !
  • ❝ what does the fox say ?
  • ❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
  • ❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • ❝ get out of my swamp !
  • ❝ look at all those chickens !
  • ❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
  • ❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle !
  • ❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
  • HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH
  • ❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
  • ❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
  • ❝ owo what’s this ?
  • SAY WHAAAAAAAT ?
  • ❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
  • ❝ it’s lit, fam !
  • ❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
  • ❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
  • ❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY !
  • ❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ???
  • [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
  • ❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground !
  • ❝ this bitch empty . YEET !
  • ❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
  • ❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
  • [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
  • ❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  • ❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
  • ❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
  • ❝ ya like jazz ?
  • ❝ ow the edge ❞
  • W H O M S T’ D V E
  • ❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
  • ❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
  • ❝ it’s over nine thousand !!
  • ❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!!
  • ❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound !
  • ❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
  • ❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
  • ❝ DOH !
  • ❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
  • ❝ so long, gay bowser !
  • ❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
  • ❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
  • ❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
  • DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
  • ❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
  • ❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
  • ❝ look at this photograph !
  • ❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ]
  • ❝ can’t touch this . ❞
  • ❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before !

all right let’s talk about this guy

so, we don’t know a whole lot about necrozma…but i am seeing a pattern here.

-its ability?

-its signature move?

-hell, its classification is literally the “prism pokemon.”

this guy’s whole thing is prisms.

and what do prisms do?  they separate light into the colors of the rainbow.

also: pokemon ultra sun/moon, supposedly having more of a focus on necrozma, were revealed in june.

june is pride month.

conclusion: necrozma is gay.

happy pride month!

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What Video Games Have Taught Me

I wanted to make a comic about some of the lessons that video games I’ve played have taught me. Making this was very nostalgic, and it sort of helped me remember why I love these games so much. Be kind, everyone ❤︎

-Cory ✧

Edit: wow… I really could’ve never hoped this post would blow up like this! Thank you all for your support, and the kind words I’ve seen in replies, reblogs, & tags. Thank you again, from the bottom of my heart! 💖

i log on every day and have no idea who or what y'all are ever talking about. who the hell is griffin McElroy?? what is torbjorn??? i’ve never seen a single star wars movie and i know zero things about pokemon. all i do is listen to say my name by destinys child and watch y'all have fun on the dashboard about a bunch of shit i know zero about. but y'all are having fun and that’s what matters

I love how, at Pokemon Go’s launch, Niantic made themselves notorious for not being able to communicate effectively with the players about any sort of goings-on in the game. Back then, this was annoying. But now that the whole Dittonut thing is happening, their notorious silence only adds to the fun of this whole mystery, especially now that they’re actually somewhat competent about announcing most other things. Like,

Niantic: Hey, trainers! Be sure to visit your local park for Chikorita Community Day! If you’re lucky, you might even encounter its Shiny form!

Us: OK YEAH THE SHINY CHIKORITAS ARE COOL AND ALL BUT WHAT IS THIS NUT THING

Niantic: Hey, trainers! Have you caught the Mythical Pokemon Celebi yet?

Us: ACTUALLY WE’RE A BIT HUNG UP OVER SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING THAN A CELEBI AND WE’D LOVE IF YOU COULD ACKNOWLEDGE ITS EXISTENCE

Niantic: Woah! Looks like a mysterious, never-before-seen Pokemon is making its way to a park near you…

Us: YES. FINALLY. EXPLAIN THE NUT BOI.

Niantic: It’s the Mythical Pokemon Deoxys! Born from a micro-organism that was hit with a laser beam in outer space, this powerful foe will replace Mewtwo as the star of EX-Raids worldwide!

Us: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NUT.

Game Grumps Described as Problematic Faves (Updated)

Arin:

  • Has been shown to dislike story based games.
  • The Sonic and Legend of Zelda Hate
  • Updates his animation channel slowly (if ever but he can’t really help this though)
  • Will never finish Trauma Center
  • It took him two years to beat Pokemon Firered because of his insistence in using Beedrill
  • edgy 
  • Ambiguously straight 
  • Butthole adventure+ Paper Mario match announcer voice

Danny:

  • Needs to improve his gaming skills. (Sorry Danny)
  • Doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
  • Is 8 years older then Arin so when Arin was ten Danny was 18 thus their friendship is weird 
  • Needs to finish several series 
  • Dead weight in most two player series

Suzy:

  • Also needs to improve her gaming skills. (Sorry Suzy)
  • STOLE BARRY AND ROSS’ WORK ON POKEMON ART ACADEMY
  • Receives hate for being least funny grump (I disagree but something to think about)
  • Is married to Arin unlike you

Jack

  • Not Jacksepticeye

Vernon

  • Needs to be Kinkshamed
  • Nipple pictures
  • Needs to love himself and treat himself better

Ross:

  • Mario Maker
  • Agrees that he is a sadist
  • “Can’t hit what you can’t see” over and over
  • The Anime refrences
  • Doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom
  • His milk obsession 
  • His girl voice
  • We’re still waiting for Gamerverse (although it’s coming)

Brian:

  • Sexually harasses Danny
  • As seen in one of his Music Videos he has a habit of killing all of Danny’s other friends (idk why he hasnt killed the other grumps yet)
  • Is literally a daddy so people will kinkshame you
  • Has a PHD thus he is better then you
  • Uses fanservice against the fans
  • Already training his daughter to be a deadly ninja

Matt and Ryan:

  • Says and mentions the nastiest shit
  • Random nudity
  • So highly associated with each other that they have the same entry on this list
  • “Yes yes yes” and “Daddy likes”
    The mom jokes
  • Not gay but we want them to be

Barry:

  • Needs to finish earthbound
  • Made fun of Hufflepuffs once
  • ???
  • Really scraping the bottom of the barrel because he is a cinnamon roll

anonymous asked:

What about Torchic/Combusken!Toshinari with his mentor (insert fighting pokemon here)!Nana? Oh and Gran Torino too.

I’ll get the other one’s done latter once  find a good match for them meanwhile here’s a young All Might Torchic!!

anonymous asked:

Forgotten Fact about 413

4+1+3=8. 8 is the atomic number of Oxygen. Oxygen is why you breath. John is a Breath player. Throughout Act 5 Act 2 John had a flirtation thing with Vriska. Vriska. Do you  see it? I’ll say it again: Vriska. Still didn’t catch it? Sound it out with me: Vri. Ska. That’s right. Ska. As in Skaia, the governing force behind the story’s universe. But that’s not really true now is it? We all know Andrew Hussie is the real governing force of the tale. What do we know about Andrew Hussie, that’s it, he is attracted to Vriska. And who is Vriska attracted to at one point? Tavros. The symbol Tavros wears on his shirt is that of the Taurus constellation. Taurus is only one letter away from Tauros as in the Pokemon. Tauros has three tails. Three. Three is how many sides a triangle has. A triangle with an eye in the center is the symbol used by the Illuminati. Eye. Doc Scratch has no eyes. Doc Scratch is an excellent host. Newgrounds hosted [S] Cascade, but the site crashed on its release. Know what else crashed? Three planes on the date September 11th, 2001. One flight did not crash but landed safely. The president on that date was George W. Bush.  George W. Bush was the United State’s 43rd president. Did you catch that? He was the 43rd president and 1 flight did not crash into its intended target.

413 confirmed Bush did 9/11 

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ash……..

i don’t think “i saw one once” quite covers what happened in the Orange Islands