this is what kids play on in germany

please take a moment to imagine the Federation version of Eurovision as @swordfern and I have envisioned it, in a post-DS9 peaceful future:
-Bajor does something very soothing with hand percussion and like…. background eurythmy dancing but the lyrics are utterly heart-wrenching.
-Betazed is always a fan favorite- they really get into the pop ballads and impressive choreography, and of course aim to inspire ~feelings~
-Romulans do the super intimidating acts like that one song about Moscow Germany did one year.
-Klingons just do fucking opera every time, with intense choreography, generally involving weaponry.
-Andorians do… whatever the andorian version of death metal is. imagine andorian headbanging. with those antennae. imagine.
-the new Cardassian Republic, when it finally gains admittance, is intensely earnest and a bit disco. No one really knows how to react to this.
-Vulcan sends one person with a Vulcan lute and they play an extremely logical arrangement extremely well, with no dancers or any illogical frippery… and they repeat this each year. No one ever votes for Vulcan.

anonymous asked:

What did Eli look like as an itty bitty? Was he always head first in a book or maybe itty bitty science kit?

So he was mostly in and out of the hospital when he was a kid. There wasn’t a lot to do besides wait in sterile, uncomfortable rooms, and I think he often was quite bored.

On the occasions when he felt well enough to get out of bed, he would immediately find the old keyboard his mom brought with her from Germany, a relic from the 80s, and play around with it, trying out melodies and sounds. 


Did you miss Jamie and Sam on MorgenMagazin on 30.3.17? No problem. We have the two acoustics and interview right here and we’ve translated the interview just for you.

Interviewer: He is successful as a model and actor, we can see him here beside Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd, a vampire in the Twilight Saga or as a shadowhunter in The Mortal Instruments. Jamie Campbell Bower is with us, welcome and good morning.

Jamie: Thank you very much.

Interviewer: One of your talents we haven’t mentioned yet, we have already heard some, you are a musician. You sing and play guitar in Counterfeit. We call it punk rock but you presented it a bit softer a moment ago. Why did you choose punk?

Jamie: Umm, it was never really a decision that I made to go and make a punk band. I never set out to like try and be any specific genre. I guess, I sort of grew up, I’m 28 now, and for like the last portion of my younger life I was very happy and floating around I think. And then as I got older I became sort of a little bit more disillusioned I think with life. Umm and therefore this anger just came out of me and I guess it ended up being described as punk music now I s'pose but that’s cool I’m down with that. That’s fine.

Interviewer: We want to hear and see it so here is a little clip. It’s definitely punk rock from Counterfeit. Tour has started, you played yesterday in Hamburg. How was it?

Jamie: Yeah we started three days ago in Hamburg, it was great. Yeah yeah yeah it’s been good thus far. Yeah we had a night off last night which has been really nice, so I’m rested as I can get which is good. But it’s been crazy, wherever we play it always goes a bit nuts. Our shows are what I’d call reactive, um, so we’ll just react to however the audience are as much as we can. We give back whatever we get.

Interviewer: You are from London where the punk rock scene started. It’s a real export hit. The Germans love the punk rock scene. Can you feel that during your shows? Today you are playing in Berlin, it will probably be massive.

Jamie: Yeah, I think for us like playing anywhere in Germany is always such an honour, I mean the kids here seem to just instantly be into rock n roll music in whatever shape or form, there’s no front to it, they’re very much accepting of everything you’re doing and yeah I think it transfers for sure, I mean in terms of a London punk scene now, there isn’t really a London punk scene now it’s very much like a very isolated small pocket of it.

Interviewer: Jamie, we know you as an actor, we have just seen a few clips. You played in Harry Potter. How can we understand that? It’s the typical question to a musician who is an actor at the same time. What is your second job?

Jamie: What’s my second job, I can’t choose, I can’t choose, they’re both my life. I love them both. I’ve been playing music since I was about 15. Both of my parents work in the music industry so I’ve just grown up around it. Um, it just happened that the acting took off first. Yeah I’m trying to juggle the both of them at the moment which is tough but it’s cool. I’m having a good time doing it. I’m stressed. For sure.

Interviewer: You don’t look like it. A question for the fans? When can we see you in a movie again?

Jamie: Um, I’ve just finished shooting a television show, comes out in June, it’s called ‘Will’. We made it for TNT but it’s coming out over here as well. Um, so that’s about a young William Shakespeare, I play Christopher Marlowe so that’s out in June.

Interviewer: Can you use the different skills in your other job, the musical talent in acting and the other way around? The acting talent as a punk rock singer on stage? What do you do? What can you take from the one job to the other?

Jamie: Erm, I don’t think there’s much of a transfer in terms of what I do in acting to music. Erm, I think that music allows me to be a lot more free than my performance as an actor. Since I started this band I’ve sort of shed a lot of those anxieties and my fears and I think that that gave me the opportunity to on camera, to do the same thing, you know to feel free and to not have any worries. So, that kinda. There’s not much to cross over for me to be honest, they’re two completely different like, skills.

Interviewer: Great that you are here from Counterfeit. You are running the band with your brother and a few other people. Jamie Campbell Bower. Get ready, thank you.

Jamie: Thank you so much.

Mixed Myth Kids

What I mean with that title?
Well, just imagine if the different Characters on this blog so far had kids.
They would have mixed races of mythical creatures as their parents.

Now, let’s take a second to imagine how that could look.
Let start with the most common ship.

The German brothers on this blog are demons. Why demons? You can ask that later if you’d like.
The Italy brothers are werewolves.

Let’s take a look at this.
Demon Ludwig and Werewolf Feli.
Their kids would be half demon, half werewolf.
So what would be logical?
Cute little demon children, with Felis sweet smile obviously.
Which turn into GIGANTIC DEMONIC HELLHOUNDS every now and then to play with their wolf side of the family :3

Cute little GerIta hellhound kids.

2ps play: Huniepop
  • 2p America: 2d boobs!! I guess is a start for the day!!
  • 2p England: Fairies do stalking devices? Those little brats, hiding things from me...
  • 2p France: Hitting on imaginary girls playing Candy Crush? And they say I'm the weird.
  • 2p Russia: Why this girl is a cat? How she has a tai-oh God is on her private parts!! SOMEONE CALL A PSYCHOLOGIST FOR THIS KID!!!
  • 2p China: Are you sure that Kuro is not the one who created this thing?
  • 2p Canada: This Nikki or something like that is cool... But she'd be better if, you know, she was a real person.
  • 2p Italy: All this work and money just to fuck someone once? Really? One fuck and some lewd pics? What a waste of time.
  • 2p Germany: *talking with Audrey* Is she Luci's relative?
  • 2p Japan: I don't even care for the cringe I'M JUST HERE FOR THE ANIME BOOBS!
  • 2p South Italy: Why a college girl is wearing a japanese schoolgirl uniform? And why the oriental chick is wearing a tie with those clothes?? I get the kink but you could at leats not be super fucking tacky.
  • 2p Austria: They had time for all the stereotypes, except for the goth chick? Shame on you game, shame on you.
  • 2p Prussia: Nope nope nope nope!! This is not a good way of treating girls!!!!

anonymous asked:

In what ways do the kidsget in trouble?

2p!America: He’s 5 but he swears so much. He also helps Xiao with a lot of his plans so he’s usually in time out with him.

2p!Canada: He hit a kid in the face while playing hockey. He was suspended from the team for awhile.

2p!England: Starting a good fight

2p! France: “Accidentally” punching a kid when they tripped him.

2p!China: The shorter answer is what ways does he NOT get in trouble. The answer is: Nothing. If a teacher says he’s been good for a day he will make them regret it and do whatever he must to get in trouble

2p!Russia: Scares the other students and/or ignores them

2p!Italy: Attempting to seduce the teachers. “You can share my crayons if you like~”

2p!Germany: Headbutted another kid and knocked their tooth out

2p!Prussia: He’s an angel. What are you talking about?

2p!Japan: Judges and insults other students

2p!Romano: Not doing his homework ever

2p!Spain: He had more of a potty mouth than Al.

anonymous asked:

How would Russia and Prussia be with children/teenagers

He would really love kids tbh(also I think it’s cannon somewhat that he likes kids). Honestly the kids would love him as much as he loves them. He has the best story telling voice, and he can sing lullabies that could put anyone to sleep. He doesn’t mind any of the hard parts of kids like crying or fits, he just waits till it passes and comforts the kid after and makes sure they feel better. He’s a big lovable teddy bear.
He raised Germany so he would be okay with dealing with kids but not for long. He would get nervous about ‘breaking’ them or what to do when they start crying. He’s a very hyper person so having to play with kids would be no hard mission for him. Did I hear homemade snacks?? Cause he would so make from scratch treats for the kids. He would try his best.
-Mod Z

lilypadd90-deactivated20160718  asked:

What if the 2ps played the Yandere Simulator? (Sorry if this was bothersome)

((how would this be bothersome omg the ask box is literally open for a reason? x’D ))

if the 2Ps played Yandere Simulater

2p!america: ‘the fuck? so i’m some psycho crazy bitch out to murder other bitches for this plain ass guy? ……… sweet, how do i play

2p!china: why can’t a real girl be yandere over me awwwwh

2p!england: i do this on a daily basis how is this not normal for other humans– *giggles* hehe… just kidding !!

2p!france: this is actually kinda fun what the fuck

2p!russia: this game is inhumane and grotesque, how do you like this

2p!italy: ….. *points to yandere-chan* me every day *winks at you*


2p!japan: well my reputation is up *stretches*  i suppose it’s time to confess to senpai now

2p!canada: wait what’s the menu button again *doesn’t know how to modern*

2p!romano: nuh-uh bitch *snaps fingers in z formation* get away from my senpai or else i’m gonna cut you up honey *murders NPC* see what did i tell you? mY HIPS DON’T LIE

2p!austria: i love this omg *gets addicted/ won’t stop playing*

2p!prussia: this is really weird………,, can we play some world of warcraft now

Hetalia characters as things me, my teachers and classmates have said

England: My eyebrows hurt.

Italy: I’m too gay to function.

Finland: *Bring me back to life shittyflute plays* is that the Finnish national anthem?

Romano: Times might change but cunts won’t.

Spain: What do you mean I can’t play the electric guitar? *accidentally plays a note on full volume* OW FUCK MY EARS-


Germany: Did I die when I was a kid? Only from inside that’s for sure. ((and this))

HRE: I want to paint my gay friend

Russia: My hamster hated me so he slapped me and jumped out from the window.

America: *stands on the school’s roof* I’m ready to save the world.

Greece: I want to own more than 143 cats. I want a pussycat army.

What kind of vines they would produce/enjoy:

(Also featuring you!)
Allies + Canada, Featuring 2p!:
America/Alfred F. Jones- Eagle screeches over every god damn thing you could imagine. Pranks on the other countries (mostly Canada.)

Canada/Matthew Williams- All nature, stunning nature. Occasional re-vine of an eagle screeching. (That‘s where America fucking gets them.)

China/Yao Wang- Every single panda/kitten/puppy ever photographed.

England/Arthur Kirkland- Historical documentary types of things.  

France/Francis Bonnefoy- Victoria secret ads. Victoria secret ads. VICTORIA SECRET ADS. Pranks on England.

Russia/Ivan Braginsky- Cluster fuck. Sometimes it’s kittens, sometimes it’s a polar bear attack. Sometimes it’s two kangaroo’s beat boxing. ‘Pranks’ on the Baltic’s.

2p!America/Allen Jones- Protests and vegetarians recipes. Not to mention pranks on Matthew, and you. Especially when you’re sleeping.

2p!Canada/Matthew Williams- Allen’s pranks gone wrong.

2p!China/Xiao Wang- 50% people break dancing, 50% possible murders.

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland- All pastel and beautiful mansions. Pastry’s and ways to make baked good better. Occasional one of Allen’s pranks going wrong and him getting a freshly made cupcake in the face.

2p!France/Francios Bonnefoy- Poetic smoking and uses for a ridiculous amount of wine glasses.

2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky- Has no fucking clue what vine is, watches over the Baltic states shoulders. Is not amused.

Allies + Romano

Germany/Ludwig- FITNESS, FITNESS, FITNESS. Examples include: How To Do Fingertip Pull Ups Correctly, How To Make A Protein Smoothie When All You Fucking Have Is Pasta, and How To Run A Mile In 60 Seconds. ‘Accidental’ shots of you in athletic shorts.

Italy/Feliciano Vargas- Him trying to sing/serenade to you. Pasta recipes for his viewing public. And what happens when you mess with Germany. Occasional shots of you sleeping on his chest and he couldn’t help but share how beautiful you are.

Japan/Honda Kiku- Pretty art, some of it his, some of it nature, mostly anime clashes.

Romano/Lovino Vargas- While he’s in half of Italy’s videos, he doesn’t have one himself.

2p!Gremany/Lutz- CATS. I can’t stress that enough. Cats in costumes. Cats eating. Cats playing with their kids. You with cats. Cats.

2p!Italy/Luciano Vargas- Knives and their many, many, many uses. These cans range from tooth picks to…well…I’m sure you can imagine.

2p!Japan/Honda Kuro- Gore. Upcoming horror movies, in progress Hentai sketches. Very classy though. You might resemble some of the sketches, but he’d never admit to it.

2p!Romano/Flavio Vargas- Fashion blog. Who’d hot, who’s not. Him always being the very hot. Several videos of you as an unwilling model.

A film critic (under the cut)

I watched “Look Who’s Back” (Original title: “Er ist wieder da”) in cinema with my parents today and it was one of the most intense cinema visits of my entire life. I can honest to god say it was worth it, but it was disgusting too. I am so appaled by all of the events concerning the refugees, the rise of national parties and all of those themes that were addressed that are so common nowadays. It’s like it’s the beginning of the 20th century all over again, and that is nothing but a bad thing.

Before you read: I know and understand that there is a lot you shouldn’t laugh about in this movies, and I didn’t laugh at the whole movie. If you read this, you will see that I cried, and I got angry.

Keep in mind that this movie was made (just like the book was written) to make you, me, all of us realise that we are always in danger of being manipulated and that it’s important to self-check before laughing at stuff like this. (Also, this is not spoiler-free but I kept the biggest plot twists out of it. Stuff that didn’t appear in the book.)

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anonymous asked:

The 2ps are playing a board game with a five year old. The five year old is winning, what are the gonna do.

2p!America: Praises them but if anyone knows Al, they know he’s getting irritated by a little kid beating him.

2p!Canada: Nothing

2p!England: Continue to play the game and praise the kid on beating him.

2p!France: Nothing. Just finishes the game.

2p!China: Just continues the game.

2p!Russia: Let the kid win. What else?

2p!Italy: Gets pissy and stops playing and probably throws the game

2p!Germany: He wasn’t really trying anyway

2p!Prussia: See 2p!England

2p!Japan: See 2p!France.

2p!Romano: Probably wouldn’t play to begin with

2p!Spain: See 2p!France

anonymous asked:

2!p's react to a kid cussing them out.But then the kid starts apologizing like it's the last thing they'll ever do.P L E A S E.

2P!Italy: literally the most intense glare ever, but inside his ego is crippling. how could the fetus do this to him. his dignity. disintegrated. and for what? he must change is name: luciano is no more, say hello to gern. yes, you heard him correctly. gern. 
2P!Romano: his piercing shriek would be too much for the child’s ears to handle. that is the exact reaction he was going for. yes. scuttle away. fear me. f e a r . m e .
2P!Germany: *stands up from chair extremely slowly in menacing manner* *grins and high fives kid a bit too hard on ‘accident’*
2P!Prussia: *loud gasp* “ex cUSE ME–” would proceed to give child a lecture about being polite
2P!Japan: “What was that? What in the actual fuck did you just say to me, shit stain?”
2P!America: *trying not to laugh/bat the kid out of earth’s orbit* “…” would jump at the child in attempt to scare it away, as one would do as if they were playing with a dog. success.
2P!England: *ground shakes vigorously* *Earth cracks* *buildings burning* *citizens screaming* *babies crying* *the child quivering in fear as the sky morphs from blue to red and the cl oud s le ak bA LLS o F FIRE* “yE W WOT M8???????? ? ?? ??? ??? ???” all is lost. tears are streaming down the kids face. he had done it. he had triggered the coming of S A T A N.
2P!France: “same”
2P!Russia: *straightens posture and leans down to whisper in kid’s ear* “Goodbye, you little shit.” *pUNTS THE INFANT INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION*
2P!China: *pissing self* “diD YOU MEAN: ME?” *wipes tear* “Ah, I’m gonna let that one slide, but don’t expect me to not flip your asshole inside out the next time we meet you buttplug~”
2P!Canada: “Umm.. What..?” confusion.gif

anonymous asked:

How would the 2p's react if they were asked about their childhood?

2P!America: me? As a kid? Heh heh… *slow grin* I was always the super fun and cool leader that everyone wanted to be friends with~ But I always got put on timeout for stupid shit… Still, those were the days, man. *leans in, whispers* Mattie was nicer to me too back then… don’t tell him I told you tho

2P!China: oh… *somber smile* I spent my childhood wishing I was older… And now that I am, I kind of miss being young… N-Not that I’m old or anything, shut up! It’s just that I miss having no responsibilities… and chasing girls around the playground… heh.

2P!England: *squeals* my childhood was a whole bunch of fun!~ I used to follow Allen around wherever he went and even though he was mean to me, I knew he enjoyed my company, hehe! In fact… *chuckles* not much has changed since then…

2P!France: *groans* …growing up was awkward and lame. And getting older with alcoholic parents was no fun either. *reaches for cigarette* Actually… hate to admit it… but those worthless parents of mine might’ve effected me as a kid, if you know what I mean.

2P!Russia: hmm… so many children were afraid of me… and I never did anything wrong. They upset me so I chose to never make friends. However… *looks away* I might have come to regret that later on in life…

2P!Italy: *chuckles* I played so many pranks on unsuspecting victims… And I was always getting in trouble for sneaking out at night… Oh, and I always cheated at board games. Even as a child, I knew I wanted to win at life… *sits back and smirks* the world was mine to conquer~

2P!Germany: ooooh boy, I remember me and Zao used to chase girls around on the playground all the freakin’ time! *laughs* but Luci was like my group’s ‘leader’ and he always bossed us around… but we listened to him… *scratches head* and… oh wait, we still do… fuck

2P!Japan: *grumbles* Lutz and I met Luciano at a young age… we were golden until that Italian came along… He was a bad influence on us *looks down* however… I can’t bring myself to regret my decisions, even the silly ones I made as a child.

2P!Canada: *closes eyes for a moment* uh okay… *opens again* when I think about my time as a kid, all I see are camping trips, climbing trees, getting Allen out of trouble, getting dragged around by Allen… beating up people who made Allen cry… and… fuck Allen

2P!Romano: *gasps and places a hand over his heart* my childhood was absolutely precious!~ playing dress up with Oliver, playing ballerina with Oliver, playing kitchen with Luciano, playing potions with Zao and Roland… making cutesy love letters… Ooh, and making flower crowns! *sighs happily* I sure do miss those carefree days~

2P!Austria: such fun times… *nostalgic smile* I loved games where we pretended to be wizards or knights… Ah, and games like Bloody Mary and Ouija and Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board… basically any ghost or devil-summoning game, oho! Also, I loved those days when we would pretend to be a rock band and make our own instruments… good times, good times~

2P!Prussia: Oh… *small smile* I think… Lutz was a big part of my childhood. Even though I was the big brother, he was the one with the friends and play dates. I wouldn’t come out of my room much, but he would always find a way to include me in his fun. Even if he… had to drag me out… *looks away* …well actually, he still does that…

Lancea Longini #5

Summary: Modern-day AU where Steve is a college professor whose specialty is WWII. You work for Stark Industries and after leading an excavation of Hitler’s secret bunker, you find an object that was thought to be a legend.
Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff & Female Reader
Word Count: 1,867
Warnings: Angst and language.
Author’s Note: GIF found on Google. 
Miss the beginning?

Originally posted by lara4552

It was Saturday night and you were drunk; ruddy-cheeked, giggling like a little girl, flirting shamelessly with Steve, properly drunk. The game of charades had been Steve’s idea, the addition of drinking every time you lost a round had been Natasha’s. Needless to say, it didn’t take very long before the four of you had polished off two bottles of Cuervo.

With a hiccup, you sat on your knees and slapped your hands against your thighs. “Come on, Steve! We got this.”

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APH Popular Youtube Gaming Channel Types

America- War games and first person shooters. His fans are mostly 12 years old. Uses a face cam and talks more about his personal life than the actual game he’s playing also SCREAMS, but that’s what people like about him that they know so much about him. He attends a lot of cons you either love him or hate him no in between. 

Canada- He plays a lot of Nintendo games full playthroughs. His most popular is his Animal Crossing one that’s up to over 400 parts he uploaded almost twice a week. Couldn’t be more different than his brothers channel. He just uses a mic and comments really softly over his chill game play just about what he needs to do and what he’s doing next. ocatioanly he’ll get really excited like when he catches an new fish he’s been looking for. It’s something you’d sit down and binge watch with a cup of tea. If he and America a recording at the same time you can hear muffled screams from the other room that he’ll apologize for. 

England- Only plays and reviews indie games. But he doesn’t show you him playing the game, like a week after it comes out he’ll make a 20 minute video on why he hated or liked the game and rate it on a 10 point scale. He’s not nice about it either. He rarely likes any game and claims that when he was a kid everything was better. 

France- Only plays and reviews indie games, just like England. But he’ll release a compilation video of his best moments while playing and point out the flaws he found and tell you why it was bad or good rather than England just saying it was good or it sucks don’t buy it. 

China- Basically he just plays bootlegged games and really obscure games. Like Barbie Pet Rescue and bootlegged Mario where you play as Pikachu instead of Mario and none of the buttons work. Sometimes he’ll have to pause because he’s laughing so hard. People quote him all the time around the internet. He don’t use a face cam but his commentary is super funny so you don’t even notice

Russia- Plays nostalgia games from the past like Super Mario World and Donkey Kong Country. He’ll talk about himself like while he plays but he tells you super embarrassing and funny story’s from when he was a kid. No face cam and just a really good mic.

Germany- Does not have a channel of his own…

Prussia- He makes his older brother who’s terrible at games play games and doesn’t tell him what it’s about or what to do and he just watched him get angrier and angrier. Sometimes he’ll play with him too and just beat him so hard that you’re sure he’ll never get him to play again but he’s back again next week. He’ll release stuff that he does by himself during the week but it’s usually just him playing random games. Lately Germany has bee getting better at games so they’ve been releasing them playing FIFA together and it’s pretty popular. 

Japan- Speed runner. He beat games so fast that he goes to competitions. He also does playthroughs of Japanese RPG games. He’s also a competitive Mario Kart and Smash player. He has a face cam during his videos but hardly ever says a word because he’s concentrating 

Italy and Romano- They play horror games. Neither of them are good at video games and are afraid of everything so it’s good fun to watch them lose their shit on their face cam. They got popular by playing Slender when it first came out and now people send them all the horror games they can to play. They stick with it and end up beating it but it’s a hell of a ride. 

anonymous asked:

Headcanon time: 2p axis as bffs with a younger human? Thank you, great to have you back!

2p Japan: Japan and his best friend would be the cutest Tsundere relationship. Because Kuro knows he can’t get too attached because of the way countries age, it would look like he kinda hates them but it’s really him showing his affection.

2p Italy: What any young child would do, play games of soccer in the court yard and doing anything that would preoccupy their little minds. Since their so close, he’d always go to them first to tell secrets and how he feel.

2p Germany: He was kinda a dork back then, before he was the muscular stud we all know today. He would have a clubhouse that only they are allowed to be in. They would both meet nearly everyday around the same time to just enjoy each other’s company.

2p Prussia: He would be the kid who would stay inside and draw pictures and eat snacks all day. Since he didn’t go much, because his skin would burn up so bad and so quickly, they both enjoy moved indoor activists.

2p Romano: They would both be going out, rarely staying inside talking about who’s their crush was and played a lot of sports. In short he’d be very active with his best friend spending all their days out.

- I think I read this wrong…

A little FYI to those who go on about how shippers cross boundaries (which is 99% bullshit). It wasn’t a shipper who bitched about Sam for weeks and slammed him up and down when he had to cancel appearance in Germany, wanting a personal publicly apology and then when she is lucky enough to MEET THE MAN today she demands he explain himself for cancelling right to his face. ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????? What kind of crack pot hypocritical thunderous twat does that? Feel however you want in private, but Sam Heughan owes you shit all. He owes you nothing but his best job playing Jamie. Scolding him in public is so ghetto trashy I can’t even…  The fact that so many would have loved to have an opportunity to meet Sam and you got the chance and did THAT? You’re an embarrassment to the fandom. Please turn your back on Sam and the show and leave the fandom like you keep threatening to do. Yeah. Shippers are the problem. Obviously. 

anonymous asked:

2Ps finding out their 1P has a crush on them? (as unlikely as that may be, it'd be kinda funny)



1P: *confesses to his 2P*

2p!america: wHAT *drops whatever’s in his hands* tAAAAKE ME YOU BIG DORK!~~~ *jumps into his arms, snuggles him* I LOVE YOU TOO, EVEN WITH YOUR FATTY FOODS

2p!china: *instant boner* haah… no way… *pushes him down and straddles him* i knew you’d eventually give in to me, yao~ *has always casually wanted to bang him* let’s give in to both of our desires tonight.

2p!england: *blushes* oh… goodness. *fidgets, giggles* but you were always so mean to me, artie… *leans in* now say it again~

2p!france: *unamused* …you love everyone.

2p!russia: *slight grimace* but we’re… of the same person…

2p!italy: *doesn’t look up from his phone* yeah yeah, now go play with some pasta, little boy. *shoos him away*

2p!germany: *jaw drop* y-you’re kidding me right now, you’ve gotta be kidding– ???!!!

2p!japan: *looks down, smirks* …looks like i was never the only one intrigued by selfcest.

2p!canada: *blushes, looks away, pouts* i, uh… *clenches teeth, flustered* i-i don’t know what to say… dammit…

2p!romano: *laughs and pats his shoulder* don’t look so confused lovi, with your other self being so gorgeous, how could you resist? *winks*

2p!austria: ohohohoho, i don’t blame you, roddy~ falling for me was inevitable, yes? *caresses his face, grins and whispers:* become one with the darkness and only then shall we be wed~

2p!prussia: *just about melts to the ground* aah, uh, w-what… *face burns like fire* do you really… mean that… *is so happy and shocked and overwhelmed that he could cry*

anonymous asked:

What would the 2Ps do if their S/o dropped the ban hammer and declared, "No sex for a week"?

S/O: “Ok you know what?! No sex for a week!”

“WHAAAAAT!!!” The utter shock and disbelief on his face is just so satisfying: 2p Germany, 2p Romano

“Come on stop playing you can’t keep your hands off me for a whole week!” In total denial but knows deep down you’re not kidding and screams internally: 2p China, 2p America

“Are you serious?” Can’t believe what is happening…but will accept it while it lasts, no matter how annoying it is: 2p Spain, 2p Canada

“All right, but the second that week is done I’m pounding you into the mattress.” Endures the ban and eagerly awaits for it to be over: 2p Italy, 2p Japan, 2p France

“So be it, then.” Just shrugs and doesn’t mind it that much: 2p Prussia, 2p Russia, 2p England