this is what isn't funny at all

i mean i’m in my twenties now, dreams shouldn’t upset me. but last night there you were where i could touch you and it hurt remembering in the morning. it’s a funny thing to love someone like you. to love this diamond when you are only dust. it’s a funny thing and my heart aches, and aches, and aches for it.

Okay, but like? Can you imagine what it was like to be Even here?? He leaves Isak to his own devices in his room for a sec and what he picks to be interested in are these little snippets of Even’s thoughts and creativity. He likes them. He thinks they’re really funny. He’s looking at them with such warmth and pleasure. Of all the things he could have picked, he chose what’s probably the most personal? Not “You play guitar?” or “You like Nas?” or any of the easy interests he could have picked up on. And on top of that, when Even’s biggest struggle is with his own mind, that’s what Isak is being most attracted to: how he thinks. No wonder he’s always drawing them for him after this.

(gif by @vltrsns from here! Hope it’s okay I used it!!)

Namjoon: yoongi what the fuck why’d u throw a cake at me now it’s all over my face


Actual Conversation I Had With My Friend Recently
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *blushes while smiling down at phone*<p/><b>Friend:</b> OoooHhhH who are you texting?<p/><b>Me:</b> My boyfriend he’s such a dork I love him<p/><b>Friend:</b> YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WHO IS HE, BITCH TELL ME EVERYTHING, SPILL. SHOW ME HIM.<p/><b>Me:</b> *giggles* Ok<p/><b></b> *shows picture of Seven*<p/><b>Friend:</b> ........<p/><b>Me:</b> ^-^?<p/><b>Friend:</b> Honestly what did I expect <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

that “””pro””” asshole in every game: we need a healer we need a healer someone switch to healer we’re all gonna fucking die in this match if we don’t get a healer come on you fucking idiots

Someone else: if we need a healer so bad why don’t YOU be a healer

“””pro””” asshole:  What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in MLG school, and I’ve been involved in numerous competitive matches on every game known to man, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in every match. I am trained in offense and sniper classes and I’m the top sniper in the entire server. I can’t be a healer because the other team is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the admin and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. As this class, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, even if I only have four abilities. Not only am I extensively trained in this class, I have admin access to the server and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about me switching to a HEALER was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Omg you know what would be funny though. Is for the mercs to end up finding Doc and them having to keep Doc with them

‘About time someone found me! You know how long I’ve been stuck in there. Oh. It’s just you two. So you’re working together now? That’s cool I guess.’

Doc criticizing Locus’ armour. ‘Y’know, that voice filter is pretty intimidating but it’s a little over the top don’t you think. And what’s up with the X on your helmet, I mean, the colour is okay, but eenh.’ 

Locus stares at Doc. ‘Stop talking.’

‘What’s with the temper, jeez, you remind me of Washington. So hostile. You should lighten up! Have you tried yoga?’

Locus looks over to Felix, and Felix just snickers “Hey it was your dumb idea to keep him alive.” Locus sighs and walks away. “Awh come on Locs, he was just joking!”

“Locs? That a nickname?”

“Yeah, he loves it.”

Principal intern brings me this stack of test papers today and tells me that the scantron scanner isn’t working and I need to input all 800 answers into the computer myself…I said something like “I’ll probably be here until after 6 tonight so I’ll do it then” and she LAUGHED and was like “you’re gonna be here all night, huh?”

Like yes…I am…just like every other 11+ hour day I put in this week while you bounced outta here at 2:45…it’s literally not funny and some days I consider driving away and never coming back but thanks for seeing the humor in it I guess.

What is love, you ask?

It is the sweet smell of roses at the dawn of summer.

It’s the hug only a best friend can provide in a time of longing.

It’s the feeling of all the butterflies your crushes had ever given you.

It’s the feeling of a kiss as pure as gold and as passionate as the sea.

Love is the heat of sunshine in the soft, glowing spring.

It’s the city of Paris in all its glory.

It’s the raw emotion that longs to bring you up and tear you down.

It’s the song that plays through out the night at the party.

It’s the phrase “ I do.” at the wedding you thought you’d never have.

Love is buying as many bath bombs as you can at Lush for yourself

It’s following your heart and letting your desires decide.

It’s the glittering jewels on the expensive gifts.

It’s lending a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen to the troubles in the dark.

It’s the notes that leap off of the instruments.

Love is the gift of consent.

It’s feeling like you can be held with all the care in the world when all seems lost.

It’s holding on to your passions

It’s looking in the mirror and saying “I’m so beautiful”

It’s believing in yourself.

—  Words that I felt like Aphrodite would say…

Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie) cannot control what other people, in this case white supremist, do with his content. He did take it too far and it wasn’t funny, but to call him a nazi is A) too far and B) takes away from the word so when someone actually is a nazi it ruins it and we won’t be taken seriously. Please, I’m begging, stop making everything a bigger deal than it is.

Imagine VIXX as Ouran High School Host Club… N would be Tamaki, Ken as Honey, Hongbin and Ravi as the twins, Hyuk as Kyoya, and pinkeu pinkeu Leo as Haruhi.

Appalachian Gothic

- There is an opera house in the town over. There is an opera house in the town next to that. You volunteer to help fix up yet another opera house. Where did all these opera houses come from. You have never seen a single opera.

- A herd of deer grazes in a graveyard. They are missing some ears and legs and eyes. What are they really eating.

- Your friend lives in the middle of nowhere. Your other friend lives in the middle of nowhere. No, a different middle of nowhere. Their friend lives in the middle of nowhere. No, a different middle of nowhere. How is there so much nowhere.

- This pond is too small for anything but small fish and newts. Isn’t it?

- The trailer park next to the high school has been empty for years but it was still always there. No one lived there. Maybe someone lived there. One day on the bus to school your sister realizes that the trailers are all gone and no one knows where they went.

- You drive through an abandoned mining town that isn’t on any map. You know that you have trespassed. You don’t know how to get back. You don’t know how to make things right.

- There are bricks everywhere. There are star bricks, town bricks, unremarkable bricks, old bricks, new bricks, glazed bricks, bricks spelling out ancient secrets you never wanted to know.

- The tuberculosis ward on the hill has finally been torn down. The authorities say asbestos. The locals say ghosts. You find a bit of pink rubble that calls to you as you hike on the hill. It follows you home to the other pieces you can’t remember picking up.

- The trains only come at night. The trains only come at night. The trains only come at night.

- A ground hog lives in the rundown house next door. A ground hog lives in the rundown house half a block away. The house across the street falls into disrepair and a ground hog moves in. You do not know if maybe you should bring them something to welcome them to the neighborhood, to ensure that your home will no be next.

the raven gang + slang
  • okay so one time they were all hanging at nino’s and noah overheard these two kids talking and one of them said “yolo”
  • and the thought occurred to him: this is what the living kids are saying these days so i shall say it too
  • so then he consults blue about it, and she just puts a hand to her forehead and says “it means you only live once.”
  • and noah laughs because well
  • yolo does not apply to him
  • BUTTT since apparently the cool kids are saying it, he starts saying it too
  • the first time gansey hears noah use it in conversation, he almost drops a book
  • “sorry… what?”
  • “yolo!” noah says again, a little grin on his face
  • and gansey just shakes his head and goes “kids these days” under his breath
  • he and blue are both decidedly annoyed about this whole situation (because people stopped saying yolo years ago noah okay get with the program… but they aren’t about to tell him that)
  • and THEN ronan hears noah say it
  • and he completely fucking loses it right there
  • and once he realizes how much it annoys gansey and blue, he starts saying it as well
  • adam is completely neutral in this, but eventually joins ronan in repeating the phrase as much as possible because it’s so fucking funny to him and he loves how happy this whole thing makes ronan
  • eventually the joke wears off but noah still says it at every opportunity
  • then adam, for the hell of it, starts saying “you only live twice”
  • and it becomes the gang’s new favorite phrase
This is about the soft awakenings,
the brave realisations, the happening miracles.
This is about loss,
and what you find after.
This is about how the sun loved the moon so much
she’d let her shine even in the day.
This is no longer listening to the room of echoes,
of finally letting go,
of getting to know lightness.
This is the swallows singing the sky home.
This is about the way you look at me
when you’re drunk. Like
I’m a miracle. Like
maybe this is all enough for us.
And this is laughter claiming home
in our mouths.
This is about the words you say
when you think I’m not listening.
And these are the battles that have left us defeated,
the wars we’ve won, and
the bloodshed that keeps on coming.
This is slipping through forever
and catching the moments as we fall.
This is what happens after.
The healing.
The days of barely making it.
This is setting yourself on fire
to burn through the darkness,
to get to the other side.
This is searching for something, anything.
This is walking through your ghosts and
finding pieces of yourself everywhere.
This is building yourself a home and having
every wall leaning a little bit to the left
because your hands couldn’t stop shaking.
This is standing at the edge
of some unknown
with a gentle tremble in your chest.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
—  A.Y. // this is it
A brief history of me trying to pick my favorite male DigiDestined, Digimon Adventure edition
  • 1999: Matt bc angst and ANGST IS GOOD
  • 2000: Yeah, but Izzy tho
  • Late 2000/Early 2001: tAI MAYBE??
  • 2001-2008: TAI TAI TAI TAI DEFINITELY TAI (and Izzy)
  • 2008-2015: Ok well I'm going to keep SAYING Tai, but really I love them all and can't choose
  • Secret feelings simmering for years, finally boiling over immediately after Ketsui: IT'S JOE
  • 2016-Present: Yeah, but TK tho

anonymous asked:

THE funny thing is, we know he is at least bisexual. We know of one girlfriend and he posted he'd marry Zara Larsson any day of the week in his instagram. I think he's just a very affectionate person, and it kinda bothers me because he has a very healthy relationship with his friends and people keep trying to sexualise it and it sucks. #KeepHealthyFriendshipsOutOfYourGayFantasies

Hi anon! Thanks so much for your ask!

Let me start of by saying that I think it is sad that the sexual orientation of someone is still a topic for discussion in 2017. I am a huge supporter of the LGBT community and to see people asking about his orientation is so frustrating. But since this is happening.. I might as well join the conversation and let you know my thoughts on this.

I totally agree with you about the healthy friendship- thing. The pictures and posts with his friends never struck me as an indicator for his sexual preferences. All I ever thought watching his Instagram posts was “damn I would love to be in that group of people! Exactly my type of humor”. So to see that someone looked at the pics with his friends thinking “wow they look gay” is quite incomprehensible to me, especially when you know more about the Nordic countries and their liberal mind set. I love the fact that they are not afraid to be emotional and physical with another – isn’t that the core of friendship? Being close to someone on whatever level you choose? If Alex was a girl and posted the same pictures with female friends I don’t think anybody would go “wow they look like they are lesbians” – so why change your mind if it is a group of boys? To me it really doesn’t make any sense at all how you can interpret a friendship or relation like that. I hope he continues to post pictures of his friends (especially Peter since I have developed quite a crush on him.. as you can see in my recent posts :)).  And I loved his comment on this discussion, it really made me feel proud to be a fan of someone who is so open minded and smart. His comment basically summed it all up so well that it is hard to find any other words.. he is wise beyond his years :)

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, evil Yami! /)O3O(\


Wait, wHAT!

Yugi’s soul is gone while Yami’s is still there?

This is what I was kinda hoping would happen in his fight with Pegasus in season 1, but no I dIDN’T ACTUALLY MEAN IT!


No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! NO! YES!