this is what im doing instead of hw

Aquors chats at 5am
  • Mari: Guys
  • Mari: Guys
  • Mari: I wanna watch the new Spiderman film
  • Dia: IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING ALSO IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET
  • Mari: but I wanna to watch it
  • Dia: Mari
  • Dia: go to bed, it's not out yet
  • Mari: but the film
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: we can go and watch it together when it's out
  • Mari: but is Dia coming tho
  • Dia: I'll only come if you let me sleep
  • //Ruby has entered the chat//
  • Ruby: sis I can hear you swearing from your room
  • Dia: oh god why
  • Dia: I was angry, sorry. Go to bed
  • Ruby: I'm up now so I'm not tired
  • Dia: right I'm staying to make sure Ruby stays pure
  • //You has entered the chat//
  • Mari: lmao
  • You: you're up so early lol
  • Kanan: hey kiddo where's your gf
  • You: asleep she's so cute
  • Mari: what a gay
  • Dia: same goes to you
  • Ruby: says you sis
  • Mari: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHSH
  • You: damn Ruby
  • Kanan: Dia either gets meme'd or just get roasted
  • You: ahh
  • You: [voice recording - 0:12]
  • Kanan: is that Chika
  • Mari: You's at Chika's place again
  • You: she was moving and I accidentally press the voice recording
  • Ruby: she was murmuring your name
  • Mari: so cute lol
  • Kanan: you do that sometimes
  • Mari: I do?
  • Kanan: yes n it's cute
  • Dia: no, you're a sin
  • Kanan: Dia you moaned our name in your sleep once
  • Dia: I did not
  • Kanan: I recorded it
  • Ruby: they sent it to me before
  • Kanan: [video sent]
  • Dia: OH MY GOD DELETE THAT NOW
  • Mari: no keep it
  • //Lily has entered the chat//
  • //Yohane has entered the chat//
  • Lily: what is happening
  • Yohane: let us sleep wtf
  • Dia: DELETE THE VIDEO NOW
  • Ruby: hi
  • You: lol yo
  • Mari: Kanan send it to me
  • Dia: DONT DO THAT
  • Lily: Yocchan did you changed my nickname
  • Yohane: …no
  • Lily: I'm changing it back
  • Yohane: KEEP IT LIKE THAT
  • Yohane: I LIKE IT
  • Lily: if you say so
  • //Lily has left the chat//
  • You: what a mess lol
  • Ruby: everyone is texting over each other
  • Ruby: also why did Riko leave
  • Yohane: she fall back to sleep she's at my place rn
  • Yohane: I'm leaving too it's 5 in the morning
  • Ruby: byee
  • //Yohane has left the chat//
  • You: lol I wake up this early anyway
  • Mari: but it's weekend
  • Dia: says the girl who texted the chat at 5am to talk about the new Spiderman film
  • Mari: Dia come with us
  • Dia: IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET
  • You: Spiderman is good tho
  • You: and this is chika borrowing her gf's phone
  • Kanan: hey and Dia you need to come with us
  • Kanan: im not letting you stays in your house all the time
  • Ruby: sis you need to go out more
  • Mari: yh yh you got gfs to be seeing
  • Dia: I see you at school everyday thank you very much
  • You: Chika's up so I'm leaving lol
  • You: decide what you're gonna do omg
  • //You has left the chat//
  • //Hanamaru has entered the chat//
  • //Hanamaru has left the chat//
  • Mari: wtf
  • Ruby: sis im going off
  • Ruby: I gotta get ready to meet up with Hanamaru
  • Dia: ARE YOU ON A DATE
  • Ruby: yes?
  • Dia: EVEN THO IT'S 5AM
  • Ruby: ya
  • Dia: then don't come back home late
  • Ruby: ok
  • //Ruby has left the chat//
  • Mari: dat attitude towards Ruby and me is so different
  • Dia: That's because you molest me all the time and I did not give you permission to do that
  • Kanan: Let her be
  • Dia: you're spoiling her
  • Kanan: But I spoil you too
  • Dia: no you don't
  • Mari: she kinda does
  • Dia: ANYWAY LET ME SLEEP
  • Dia: I didn't have a decent sleep yesterday because of you two
  • Kanan: because we kept you up all night?
  • Mari: I can still remember her moans lol
  • Dia: THIS IS THE MAIN CHAT AND EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS
  • Mari: Idk lmao
  • Kanan: come to my place today
  • Kanan: I need help with the hw
  • Dia: ah, sure
  • Mari: since when did sexual intercourse is refers to as "hw"
  • Dia: fuck off
  • Mari: how about you instead
  • Kanan: dont bully her too much
  • Dia: I'm so done
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Kanan: see?
  • Mari: ya but I bet we're doing her again
  • Kanan: you're not wrong
  • Kanan: she needs to loosen up
  • Kanan: im going for a run now
  • //Kanan has left the chat//
  • Mari: ytf am I always the last one left
  • //Mari has left the chat//
Stimboard Call

//Ya know what, I’m having a lot of fun making stimboards, so I wanna make a few more!

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//Oh, and mutuals/friends only! Capping out at five!!

i have so much english hw but im not gonna do it so someone decide what i do instead

1. begin embroidering an andrew patch

2. begin pattern drafting a darted dress top

3. begin pattern drafting a pair of leggings

4. make a boring black velvet dress into a cute crop top / skirt set

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PLS HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS FATHER-SON HELL IMAGINE THE UP ROAR THAT WOULD MAKE IN MASS MEDIA ALL MIGHT aLSO SMALL MIGHT BECAUSE SMOL CHILD HELP

ADGGHGFJS I HAVE PAGES OF COMICS DUE FOR MY COMIC CLASS AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO DRAW FOR IT I END UP DRAWING BNHA FANART INSTEAD //yELLS WHY DIDNT MY PROF JUST LET ME DO BNHA INSTEAD OF ORIGINAL *cRIES*

Novel idea: Jim Kirk and the Booty Shorts

Summary: An alien is pissed because the Enterprise trespassed in their space and they curse Jim to wear a pair of booty shorts until diplomacy can be obtained. Of course, The Inevitable Turbulence™ happens and Jim falls in Spock’s lap while wearing the shorts.

Can the Enterprise crew make peace with the alien race before sexual tension makes the ship explode? Did McCoy’s eyes follow Jim down the hall as he walked away from the lift? Will Spock ever stop blushing? Is Jim actually enjoying this curse? Find out!